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Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
November 26 2007 19:04 GMT
#41
movie described in 3 words:

digitally enhanced breasts
Legalize drugs and murder.
Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
November 26 2007 21:14 GMT
#42
lol. The animations are awesome. Imagine a SC movie with such animation.
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TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
November 26 2007 21:17 GMT
#43
On November 26 2007 14:58 Rev0lution wrote:
What a shitty movie, what a 300 rip off.

TONIGHT WE DIE IN HELL!

TONIGHT WE'LL BE DIFFERENT!

I AM BEOWULF!

THIS IS SPARTA!

ripoff? You realize this movie was based on the Old English heroic epic poem between the 8th[1] and the 11th century right? -_-
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 26 2007 21:19 GMT
#44
I didnt like it either

They fucked a lot of the story up too >_< Kinda risky considering anyone who has had an English class knows the story of Beowulf.
TesisMech
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Peru688 Posts
November 26 2007 21:23 GMT
#45
I remember reading on English Class Beowulf, and thought that it would be cool to make a movie out of it. That night i saw the beowulf trailer and was exited but after seeing the movie it was pretty bad. They changed the storyline a lot and i thought the action scenes could had been better. The CGI were awesome tho
dward06
Profile Joined November 2007
1 Post
November 26 2007 22:00 GMT
#46
i agree with the 300 part beowulf copied that part
hustle by any means
DTDominion
Profile Joined November 2005
United States2148 Posts
November 26 2007 22:03 GMT
#47
On November 27 2007 02:06 Rev0lution wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2007 00:58 DTDominion wrote:
On November 26 2007 15:13 Rev0lution wrote:
The matrix was good then they fucked it all up with huge dragonball Z esque fighting on the 3rd movie.


That was one of the only good parts of those movies.


I meant the third movie when neo and the detective go super saiyan on each other..


That's what I mean. Most of that movie was overblown and boring. But the final Neo/Smith fight was one of the coolest things ever.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11576 Posts
November 26 2007 22:12 GMT
#48
I saw this in theatres and lol'd at the part when
+ Show Spoiler +
beowolf cant kill the dragon with the sword, so he just throws the sword away and grabs it with his hand, when he cant reach it with his arm+sword. jesus I lol'd so hard.


i give it a 1/5 the animations were good as hell, but the remake of the story was horrible
also...
+ Show Spoiler +
in the end, does he fuck her? I was so confused, I wanted to know if there was going to be another dragon guy to kill everyone, or if he was going to throw the gold goblet at the bitch or just walk away. i hate cliffhangers, especially in bad movies.


sigh... waste of 2 hours and $6
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Dr.Kill-Joy
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States627 Posts
November 26 2007 22:20 GMT
#49
On November 27 2007 04:04 Ghin wrote:
movie described in 3 words:

digitally enhanced breasts


So? The book has the movie beat yet again, they left out so much stuff. The only movie over a book I like was Lord of the Rings.
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Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
November 26 2007 23:14 GMT
#50
On November 27 2007 07:12 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I saw this in theatres and lol'd at the part when
+ Show Spoiler +
beowolf cant kill the dragon with the sword, so he just throws the sword away and grabs it with his hand, when he cant reach it with his arm+sword. jesus I lol'd so hard.


i give it a 1/5 the animations were good as hell, but the remake of the story was horrible
also...
+ Show Spoiler +
in the end, does he fuck her? I was so confused, I wanted to know if there was going to be another dragon guy to kill everyone, or if he was going to throw the gold goblet at the bitch or just walk away. i hate cliffhangers, especially in bad movies.


sigh... waste of 2 hours and $6


$6? Damn. Here it's $8.75. But anyway, some parts of the movie WERE cool.

+ Show Spoiler +
Me and my girlfriend thought it was hilarious how in the first scene with Grendel, the soldiers always end up being impaled by something or on something.
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
t0wel
Profile Joined October 2007
Kyrgyz Republic58 Posts
November 26 2007 23:21 GMT
#51
this movie was epic, I couldnt stop laughing the whole time.

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best part was when they had the beowulf grendel scene and he fights as a naked animation, then they put like 30 different objects to cover his dick. i was laughing so hard. also at all the crazy random one liners and cutscenes, what on earth? beowulf and the king dude are talking and the queen just says "Many have come to drink from my father's mead" and everyone goes silent...then they just keep talking again rofl..
kyrgyz republic? wtf is that.
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
November 26 2007 23:49 GMT
#52
beowolf cant kill the dragon with the sword, so he just throws the sword away and grabs it with his hand, when he cant reach it with his arm+sword. jesus I lol'd so hard.

rofl yeah that was amazing which director with shit for brains thought of that
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 26 2007 23:55 GMT
#53
fuck I hate to admit it but that went over my head... now that you point it out I feel retarded haha
Dr.Kill-Joy
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States627 Posts
November 27 2007 03:10 GMT
#54
On November 27 2007 08:49 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
Show nested quote +
beowolf cant kill the dragon with the sword, so he just throws the sword away and grabs it with his hand, when he cant reach it with his arm+sword. jesus I lol'd so hard.

rofl yeah that was amazing which director with shit for brains thought of that


Errrrr I guess you didnt watch the same Beowulf I watched, because he stabbed his shoulder to dislocate it for a further reach. Plus the sword was knocked out of his hand, he did no throw it away.
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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
November 27 2007 03:12 GMT
#55
No he did not dislocate his shoulder imo he severed it but the shirt held his arm on or something..
Dr.Kill-Joy
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States627 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-11-27 03:13:38
November 27 2007 03:13 GMT
#56
he did something to that arm for a further reach. And i know he didnt throw his sword. :|
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tiffany
Profile Joined November 2003
3664 Posts
November 27 2007 03:15 GMT
#57
On November 27 2007 07:20 Dr.Kill-Joy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2007 04:04 Ghin wrote:
movie described in 3 words:

digitally enhanced breasts


So? The book has the movie beat yet again, they left out so much stuff. The only movie over a book I like was Lord of the Rings.

i think if you truly respected the story, you would call it an epic, not a book. also, the movie was not meant to be an exact manifestation of what was written; it would not have been as marketable and as entertaining - this much the producers have admitted.
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
November 27 2007 03:19 GMT
#58
On November 27 2007 12:10 Dr.Kill-Joy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2007 08:49 Liquid`Nazgul wrote:
beowolf cant kill the dragon with the sword, so he just throws the sword away and grabs it with his hand, when he cant reach it with his arm+sword. jesus I lol'd so hard.

rofl yeah that was amazing which director with shit for brains thought of that


Errrrr I guess you didnt watch the same Beowulf I watched, because he stabbed his shoulder to dislocate it for a further reach. Plus the sword was knocked out of his hand, he did no throw it away.


Haven't seen the movie but this sounds badass.
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Dr.Kill-Joy
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States627 Posts
November 27 2007 03:20 GMT
#59
On November 27 2007 12:15 tiffany wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2007 07:20 Dr.Kill-Joy wrote:
On November 27 2007 04:04 Ghin wrote:
movie described in 3 words:

digitally enhanced breasts


So? The book has the movie beat yet again, they left out so much stuff. The only movie over a book I like was Lord of the Rings.

i think if you truly respected the story, you would call it an epic, not a book. also, the movie was not meant to be an exact manifestation of what was written; it would not have been as marketable and as entertaining - this much the producers have admitted.


I really didn't want to see this movie for that reason, but my dad did and I went with him so he would be by himself.
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Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
November 27 2007 09:11 GMT
#60
first of all, whoever never heard of the story, likes this movie. i didnt think it was bad, it was pleasant to watch. the story was fucking epic, yes, they changed it but hey, more shit. woo.

On November 27 2007 07:12 CaucasianAsian wrote:
I saw this in theatres and lol'd at the part when
+ Show Spoiler +
beowolf cant kill the dragon with the sword, so he just throws the sword away and grabs it with his hand, when he cant reach it with his arm+sword. jesus I lol'd so hard.


i give it a 1/5 the animations were good as hell, but the remake of the story was horrible
also...
+ Show Spoiler +
in the end, does he fuck her? I was so confused, I wanted to know if there was going to be another dragon guy to kill everyone, or if he was going to throw the gold goblet at the bitch or just walk away. i hate cliffhangers, especially in bad movies.


sigh... waste of 2 hours and $6


youre a fucking idiot.
+ Show Spoiler +
he lost the sword, he cut his arm so that he could go into the dragons heart deeper. when the dragon tried to go wtffirepk he burned beowulf's hand thus losing the sword.


yeah the end was fucking gay.

On November 27 2007 12:20 Dr.Kill-Joy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 27 2007 12:15 tiffany wrote:
On November 27 2007 07:20 Dr.Kill-Joy wrote:
On November 27 2007 04:04 Ghin wrote:
movie described in 3 words:

digitally enhanced breasts


So? The book has the movie beat yet again, they left out so much stuff. The only movie over a book I like was Lord of the Rings.

i think if you truly respected the story, you would call it an epic, not a book. also, the movie was not meant to be an exact manifestation of what was written; it would not have been as marketable and as entertaining - this much the producers have admitted.


I really didn't want to see this movie for that reason, but my dad did and I went with him so he would be by himself.


you went with him then ditched him?
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