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Ghin
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Night[Mare
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TesisMech
Peru688 Posts
On November 26 2007 14:58 Rev0lution wrote: What a shitty movie, what a 300 rip off. TONIGHT WE DIE IN HELL! TONIGHT WE'LL BE DIFFERENT! I AM BEOWULF! THIS IS SPARTA! ripoff? You realize this movie was based on the Old English heroic epic poem between the 8th[1] and the 11th century right? -_- | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
 They fucked a lot of the story up too >_< Kinda risky considering anyone who has had an English class knows the story of Beowulf. | ||
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TesisMech
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dward06
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DTDominion
United States2148 Posts
On November 27 2007 02:06 Rev0lution wrote: I meant the third movie when neo and the detective go super saiyan on each other.. That's what I mean. Most of that movie was overblown and boring. But the final Neo/Smith fight was one of the coolest things ever. | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11586 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + beowolf cant kill the dragon with the sword, so he just throws the sword away and grabs it with his hand, when he cant reach it with his arm+sword. jesus I lol'd so hard. i give it a 1/5 the animations were good as hell, but the remake of the story was horrible also... + Show Spoiler + in the end, does he fuck her? I was so confused, I wanted to know if there was going to be another dragon guy to kill everyone, or if he was going to throw the gold goblet at the bitch or just walk away. i hate cliffhangers, especially in bad movies. sigh... waste of 2 hours and $6 | ||
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Dr.Kill-Joy
United States627 Posts
On November 27 2007 04:04 Ghin wrote: movie described in 3 words: digitally enhanced breasts So? The book has the movie beat yet again, they left out so much stuff. The only movie over a book I like was Lord of the Rings. | ||
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Romance_us
Seychelles1806 Posts
On November 27 2007 07:12 CaucasianAsian wrote: I saw this in theatres and lol'd at the part when + Show Spoiler + beowolf cant kill the dragon with the sword, so he just throws the sword away and grabs it with his hand, when he cant reach it with his arm+sword. jesus I lol'd so hard. i give it a 1/5 the animations were good as hell, but the remake of the story was horrible also... + Show Spoiler + in the end, does he fuck her? I was so confused, I wanted to know if there was going to be another dragon guy to kill everyone, or if he was going to throw the gold goblet at the bitch or just walk away. i hate cliffhangers, especially in bad movies. sigh... waste of 2 hours and $6 $6? Damn. Here it's $8.75. But anyway, some parts of the movie WERE cool. + Show Spoiler + Me and my girlfriend thought it was hilarious how in the first scene with Grendel, the soldiers always end up being impaled by something or on something. | ||
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t0wel
Kyrgyz Republic58 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + best part was when they had the beowulf grendel scene and he fights as a naked animation, then they put like 30 different objects to cover his dick. i was laughing so hard. also at all the crazy random one liners and cutscenes, what on earth? beowulf and the king dude are talking and the queen just says "Many have come to drink from my father's mead" and everyone goes silent...then they just keep talking again rofl.. | ||
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Liquid`Nazgul
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beowolf cant kill the dragon with the sword, so he just throws the sword away and grabs it with his hand, when he cant reach it with his arm+sword. jesus I lol'd so hard. rofl yeah that was amazing which director with shit for brains thought of that | ||
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iNcontroL
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Dr.Kill-Joy
United States627 Posts
On November 27 2007 08:49 Liquid`Nazgul wrote: rofl yeah that was amazing which director with shit for brains thought of that Errrrr I guess you didnt watch the same Beowulf I watched, because he stabbed his shoulder to dislocate it for a further reach. Plus the sword was knocked out of his hand, he did no throw it away. | ||
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iNcontroL
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Dr.Kill-Joy
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tiffany
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On November 27 2007 07:20 Dr.Kill-Joy wrote: So? The book has the movie beat yet again, they left out so much stuff. The only movie over a book I like was Lord of the Rings. i think if you truly respected the story, you would call it an epic, not a book. also, the movie was not meant to be an exact manifestation of what was written; it would not have been as marketable and as entertaining - this much the producers have admitted. | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On November 27 2007 12:10 Dr.Kill-Joy wrote: Errrrr I guess you didnt watch the same Beowulf I watched, because he stabbed his shoulder to dislocate it for a further reach. Plus the sword was knocked out of his hand, he did no throw it away. Haven't seen the movie but this sounds badass. | ||
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Dr.Kill-Joy
United States627 Posts
On November 27 2007 12:15 tiffany wrote: i think if you truly respected the story, you would call it an epic, not a book. also, the movie was not meant to be an exact manifestation of what was written; it would not have been as marketable and as entertaining - this much the producers have admitted. I really didn't want to see this movie for that reason, but my dad did and I went with him so he would be by himself. | ||
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Raithed
China7078 Posts
On November 27 2007 07:12 CaucasianAsian wrote: I saw this in theatres and lol'd at the part when + Show Spoiler + beowolf cant kill the dragon with the sword, so he just throws the sword away and grabs it with his hand, when he cant reach it with his arm+sword. jesus I lol'd so hard. i give it a 1/5 the animations were good as hell, but the remake of the story was horrible also... + Show Spoiler + in the end, does he fuck her? I was so confused, I wanted to know if there was going to be another dragon guy to kill everyone, or if he was going to throw the gold goblet at the bitch or just walk away. i hate cliffhangers, especially in bad movies. sigh... waste of 2 hours and $6 youre a fucking idiot. + Show Spoiler + he lost the sword, he cut his arm so that he could go into the dragons heart deeper. when the dragon tried to go wtffirepk he burned beowulf's hand thus losing the sword. yeah the end was fucking gay. On November 27 2007 12:20 Dr.Kill-Joy wrote: I really didn't want to see this movie for that reason, but my dad did and I went with him so he would be by himself. you went with him then ditched him? | ||
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