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On October 11 2007 16:31 choboPEon wrote:
a year? perhaps? they have exp dates.
and that number goes down a lot if you keep it in a wallet or some place else thats bound to rip and tear it up because of folds and pressure.
Condoms never last when I have them. (Not by actually using them either) I just have bad luck and the packaging always gets fucked up. One time I had one in my back pocket for about a month. Then the time finally came to use it. I took it out, and there was a hole in it. The condom was dry as hell. I don't know how I never noticed in the all the times I'd change my pants and transfer the condom to my other pants. It sucked.
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i like to put del scorcho on taco bell tacos
it's like a forbidden paradise of fast food taco
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Canada9720 Posts
On October 11 2007 15:35 HonestTea wrote:
Yes
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On October 12 2007 00:34 Krohm wrote:Show nested quote +On October 11 2007 16:31 choboPEon wrote:
a year? perhaps? they have exp dates.
and that number goes down a lot if you keep it in a wallet or some place else thats bound to rip and tear it up because of folds and pressure. Condoms never last when I have them. (Not by actually using them either) I just have bad luck and the packaging always gets fucked up. One time I had one in my back pocket for about a month. Then the time finally came to use it. I took it out, and there was a hole in it. The condom was dry as hell. I don't know how I never noticed in the all the times I'd change my pants and transfer the condom to my other pants. It sucked.
there's your problem right there. god only knows how many times your wallet or keys may have brushed up against the packaging.. or how many places you've sat down on. ugh. dont ever keep them in your wallet either.
condoms "go bad" do to extreme heat or cold, so if it was in your back pocket during a summer or winter season, i can understand why it was no good when it finally came time to use one.
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that looks like a cartoon ghost staring big-eyed at it's impending doom
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On October 12 2007 00:34 Krohm wrote:Show nested quote +On October 11 2007 16:31 choboPEon wrote:
a year? perhaps? they have exp dates.
and that number goes down a lot if you keep it in a wallet or some place else thats bound to rip and tear it up because of folds and pressure. Condoms never last when I have them. (Not by actually using them either) I just have bad luck and the packaging always gets fucked up. One time I had one in my back pocket for about a month. Then the time finally came to use it. I took it out, and there was a hole in it. The condom was dry as hell. I don't know how I never noticed in the all the times I'd change my pants and transfer the condom to my other pants. It sucked.
are you insane? have you never gotten sex ed classes? u cant put a condom in ur back pocket for A MONTH and expect it to be as good as new. what happens to a small photo if you leave it in ur back pocket for a month? EXACTLY
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On October 12 2007 01:40 pyrogenetix wrote:Show nested quote +On October 12 2007 00:34 Krohm wrote:On October 11 2007 16:31 choboPEon wrote:
a year? perhaps? they have exp dates.
and that number goes down a lot if you keep it in a wallet or some place else thats bound to rip and tear it up because of folds and pressure. Condoms never last when I have them. (Not by actually using them either) I just have bad luck and the packaging always gets fucked up. One time I had one in my back pocket for about a month. Then the time finally came to use it. I took it out, and there was a hole in it. The condom was dry as hell. I don't know how I never noticed in the all the times I'd change my pants and transfer the condom to my other pants. It sucked. are you insane? have you never gotten sex ed classes? u cant put a condom in ur back pocket for A MONTH and expect it to be as good as new. what happens to a small photo if you leave it in ur back pocket for a month? EXACTLY
edit-Misread, im stupid
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Canada9720 Posts
yeah, sure. your backpocket's a great place for a condom. they keep even better if you tear one corner off of the package before storing them.
enjoy your safe sex!
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haha that's what i said. you cant have them in any extreme heat. just bring out the condom on nights you have a feeling you're gonna use it. dont just.. keep it there. 
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On October 11 2007 15:59 CharlieMurphy wrote:No not that shit, That'll go bad in like a week. I'm talking about These: Fuck McDonald's and Jack N The Box. I wish Wendy's brought back that Chipotle Sauce, That shit was so good.
i like to use trojan condoms on what i eat aswell
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this food thread is making me hungry.
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On October 12 2007 02:00 mayap wrote:
i like to use trojan condoms on what i eat aswell
No kidding. If you put the drug brownies inside of them then and eat them then you have a meal for later!
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lol intothewow thats the randomest smily ever haha
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On October 12 2007 00:34 Krohm wrote:Show nested quote +On October 11 2007 16:31 choboPEon wrote:
a year? perhaps? they have exp dates.
and that number goes down a lot if you keep it in a wallet or some place else thats bound to rip and tear it up because of folds and pressure. Condoms never last when I have them. (Not by actually using them either) I just have bad luck and the packaging always gets fucked up. One time I had one in my back pocket for about a month. Then the time finally came to use it. I took it out, and there was a hole in it. The condom was dry as hell. I don't know how I never noticed in the all the times I'd change my pants and transfer the condom to my other pants. It sucked.
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Put it in when ur pocket when you think youre gonna use it, take it out when home.
Funny story with firesauce.
Sr year of highschool, we had a few drinks a random sat afternoon and went to Taco Bell. We put a 20$ pool that my friend couldn't eat 10 fire sauce packs straight up without puking. He immediately ran out of the car and started throwin up about 5 feet from the drivethru, where these 3 hot girls were laughing hysterically at him.
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Korea (South)11597 Posts
Burger King Onion Ring Sauce (I think it's calls Zesty if you ask for it alone)
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Keep them refridgerated and you're fine. I've eaten taco bell sauce that was in the fridge for months.
If you leave it out, it'll probably go bad. Just keep it in the fridge.
Also, taco bell mild ftw..
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Yes, keeping them in the fridge is a solution. But for how long ?
My guess is 6+ months and they're done.
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Vatican City State1872 Posts
why would you buy a her pleasure? wtf, those are the worst condoms ever
i always buy magnums, not because normal condoms are too short or anything (my penis isn't some mammoth thing, but normal condoms like cut the circulation off to my penis they are so tight which I think is probably very bad. Magnums aren't that much better but they help a bit.
ok, i'm sure you all wanted to read that rofl
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Those trojan condiments are way too chewy for my likings.
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