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Hydrolisko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Vanuatu1659 Posts
February 20 2007 10:56 GMT
#61
the back of my toiletries.. i try to learn the ingredients
NokCha
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)410 Posts
February 20 2007 10:56 GMT
#62
I just read the newspapers and if i find shocking news i become so suprised that it actually helps my bathroom experience go smoother :DD Or if i find dissapointing angry news, you know what i mean :3
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
February 20 2007 10:59 GMT
#63
I don't read anything at all usually.
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
February 20 2007 11:02 GMT
#64
Wir3d Magazine ~
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 11:37:44
February 20 2007 11:22 GMT
#65
On February 20 2007 19:55 Chobo_Abe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 17:00 pubbanana wrote:
On February 20 2007 16:07 Ack1027 wrote:
The real question is:

How many of you avoid school restrooms even if you have to shit really badly?


Me.

In 12 years of school, I've never shit in a single school bathroom. Ever.

It actually has nothing to do with the sanitary status of the bathrooms, it's just that stalls in our schools never seem to have any fucking doors on them. Or they have doors, but they don't have any locks. Or they have locks, but they don't work and there's apparently a fucking ghost that holds the door open no matter how hard you try to slam it into the side of the frame, hoping that it will stay scraped in there long enough for you to shit and get out.

GOD, I hate school bathrooms.

And on a completely unrelated note, I never read anything in the bathroom.


I've never had this problem before, I guess I had some benefits for going to a decent school where they actually had doors and repainted walls in restrooms. Either way, why be embarrassed if some dude sees you refresh your intenstines? Sometimes in different schools where I had to wrestle, I had to take a poo in door-less toilets. Wet tissues and sometimes jock-straps were the usual missles. But it's just some guys who will see you. Are you afraid they'll judge you? You find out the hard way if you keep it in because no matter what, you're going to relieve yourself in the school restroom sooner or later. Either that or forever have that memory of a shit-in-pants day.


Somehow I knew someone was going to reply with a "And what's wrong with not having a door?" type of question. Basically, I get piss shy when I'm in a restroom alone. I don't know why, I just do. And asking me to shit in a public place without a door is basically like asking me to just walk out in the middle of the class and shit on the floor. It's uncomfortable and awkward for me. It might seem perfectly fine for you, but I'm not you. Also, I've never had any kind of emergency where shitting in the school bathroom even seemed like a viable option. I guess I was just lucky all along the way.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
da)incognito
Profile Joined October 2003
United States512 Posts
February 20 2007 11:31 GMT
#66
i love ripping a good one in the school toilet just to see if anyone says anything
*insert witty comment*
Tusk
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada427 Posts
February 20 2007 11:33 GMT
#67
On February 20 2007 19:55 Chobo_Abe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 17:00 pubbanana wrote:
On February 20 2007 16:07 Ack1027 wrote:
The real question is:

How many of you avoid school restrooms even if you have to shit really badly?


Me.

In 12 years of school, I've never shit in a single school bathroom. Ever.

It actually has nothing to do with the sanitary status of the bathrooms, it's just that stalls in our schools never seem to have any fucking doors on them. Or they have doors, but they don't have any locks. Or they have locks, but they don't work and there's apparently a fucking ghost that holds the door open no matter how hard you try to slam it into the side of the frame, hoping that it will stay scraped in there long enough for you to shit and get out.

GOD, I hate school bathrooms.

And on a completely unrelated note, I never read anything in the bathroom.


I've never had this problem before, I guess I had some benefits for going to a decent school where they actually had doors and repainted walls in restrooms. Either way, why be embarrassed if some dude sees you refresh your intenstines? Sometimes in different schools where I had to wrestle, I had to take a poo in door-less toilets. Wet tissues and sometimes jock-straps were the usual missles. But it's just some guys who will see you. Are you afraid they'll judge you? You find out the hard way if you keep it in because no matter what, you're going to relieve yourself in the school restroom sooner or later. Either that or forever have that memory of a shit-in-pants day.


Yeah Finch.
Tarte
Profile Joined October 2006
Canada933 Posts
February 20 2007 11:34 GMT
#68
When i take a shit, i take a shit, i don't read or talk on phone, wtf is this.
L O V E Y O U
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
February 20 2007 13:09 GMT
#69
I'll stick a book in there. Generally they are comedic in nature (comic books, satire, etc.) I aim for things that are a quick read so I don't spend 10-15 minutes shitting.
t.t
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 20 2007 13:31 GMT
#70
On February 20 2007 22:09 draeger wrote:
I'll stick a book in there. Generally they are comedic in nature (comic books, satire, etc.) I aim for things that are a quick read so I don't spend 10-15 minutes shitting.


haha imagine a funny comic and diahraeera(sp)

*reads funny book*
"HOLY GOD HAHA ZOMG LOLOOL!!"
*Fart poop fly everywhere PEW PEW*
:D
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
bdares
Profile Joined February 2007
Korea (South)15 Posts
February 20 2007 13:40 GMT
#71
I usually end up reading all the little ads and stuff other students put up in the dorm bathrooms.
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don’t ever count on having both at once.
tiffany
Profile Joined November 2003
3664 Posts
February 20 2007 14:19 GMT
#72
books, newspaper, and research journals. currently reading collection of essays by harvard medical students
One Page Memory
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Bulgaria2145 Posts
February 20 2007 15:51 GMT
#73
chess problems
Jin Youngsoo before game with Savior: But, I demanded myself (of composure) by saying: Same old, same old - only a Zerg, only a Zerg
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
February 20 2007 16:04 GMT
#74
Going by this poll, I am deducting that 52% of people enjoy the smell of the waste product that comes out of their bodies.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
February 20 2007 16:21 GMT
#75
yep cuz everything that is in the bathroom when you shit instantly smells exactly like shit

if that were true why would you bother wiping your asshole
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
February 20 2007 16:25 GMT
#76
normally i'll just think about various philosophical problems.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17542 Posts
February 20 2007 16:39 GMT
#77
Terry Pratchet ftw!
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Kusimuumi
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Finland99 Posts
February 20 2007 16:57 GMT
#78
Donald Duck comics, always and forever, when available.
Most will find them extremely lame and childish, but they haven't had the training of years and years to get to like them. Everybody in Finland knows Donald Duck comics and has read them at some point of their life, so it's not so uncommon as it might sound to you

And once I got to uni, the public restrooms have turned from shitholes to quite clean and enjoyable places to poo in.
I am not young enough to know everything
Ethenielle
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Norway1006 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 17:04:56
February 20 2007 16:59 GMT
#79
On February 20 2007 16:00 Lord.of.Nukes wrote:
I play my DS if I know I'll be there a while, otherwise I don't bother bringing any media to the bathroom.


me too:D

In fact, the DS usually keeps me in the bathroom for half an hour or more, causing my legs to fall asleep. That in turn causes me to bail every single time I try to get up :/ embarrassing, good thing is no one ever saw me!
Theres a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
LeJe
Profile Joined December 2006
Romania65 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 17:12:09
February 20 2007 17:09 GMT
#80
its not wise for one to stay more than 15 minutes on the wc, shit might get thick.
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