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bsmd
Profile Joined November 2006
Peru186 Posts
February 20 2007 08:11 GMT
#41
I enjoy the moment of taking a shit , i dont let any distractions interfere with it
da)incognito
Profile Joined October 2003
United States512 Posts
February 20 2007 08:19 GMT
#42
Yep, when I sit on the toilet I'll make sure I have reading material (right now its either Sports Illustrated, Fortune or Maxim but I'll read anything) ready to go then do my duty, I like to enjoy it.
*insert witty comment*
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 08:24:23
February 20 2007 08:22 GMT
#43
maxim/fhm etc

one of my dads business magizines

anything that is within my reach

its actually hard for me to crap without reading something >.>
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
February 20 2007 10:01 GMT
#44
^^^ thinking of expired yogurt will do it for me =X
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 20 2007 10:03 GMT
#45
On February 20 2007 15:28 ffaakkoovv wrote:
is it a bad poll?


a very ffaakkoovv like poll.
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5214 Posts
February 20 2007 10:04 GMT
#46
national geographics
you wouldnt feel that way if it was *your* magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen - racebannon
pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5398 Posts
February 20 2007 10:07 GMT
#47
Oh come on, no "teamliquid on laptop" ???
Moderator
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
February 20 2007 10:17 GMT
#48
Is there any option which is "Read all the crap carved on the walls of bathroom". Yes, i'm talking about my home restroom, why?
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
February 20 2007 10:20 GMT
#49
i read TL while doing my business
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
February 20 2007 10:22 GMT
#50
On February 20 2007 15:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Scripture and phonebooks. I usually call people and read them random bible quotes.


that was pretty funny btw.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
February 20 2007 10:29 GMT
#51
On February 20 2007 19:07 pheer wrote:
Oh come on, no "teamliquid on laptop" ???

lol was waiting for this one too
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
February 20 2007 10:42 GMT
#52
On February:28 Metal[x] wrote:
i take my shits fast, i pull a quickie ya kno?

ditto
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 20 2007 10:42 GMT
#53
Chinese version of Reader's DIgest
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 10:44:54
February 20 2007 10:44 GMT
#54
Wow, 55% of people read in the bathroom.
Correction, 54%. I voted.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
February 20 2007 10:45 GMT
#55
Everything my hand gets on.
I have red many women magazines there
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
February 20 2007 10:47 GMT
#56
I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck.
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
warding
Profile Joined August 2005
Portugal2395 Posts
February 20 2007 10:52 GMT
#57
On February 20 2007 19:47 CTStalker wrote:
I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck.

Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14912 Posts
February 20 2007 10:54 GMT
#58
We have a pile of magazines sitting in the bathroom
Usually i read espn the magazine / SI / time / motortrend, but sometimes there's a stray maxim or FHM sitting in there
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5098 Posts
February 20 2007 10:54 GMT
#59
On February 20 2007 19:52 warding wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 19:47 CTStalker wrote:
I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck.

Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo.

i manage pretty well too
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Chobo_Abe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States168 Posts
February 20 2007 10:55 GMT
#60
On February 20 2007 17:00 pubbanana wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 16:07 Ack1027 wrote:
The real question is:

How many of you avoid school restrooms even if you have to shit really badly?


Me.

In 12 years of school, I've never shit in a single school bathroom. Ever.

It actually has nothing to do with the sanitary status of the bathrooms, it's just that stalls in our schools never seem to have any fucking doors on them. Or they have doors, but they don't have any locks. Or they have locks, but they don't work and there's apparently a fucking ghost that holds the door open no matter how hard you try to slam it into the side of the frame, hoping that it will stay scraped in there long enough for you to shit and get out.

GOD, I hate school bathrooms.

And on a completely unrelated note, I never read anything in the bathroom.


I've never had this problem before, I guess I had some benefits for going to a decent school where they actually had doors and repainted walls in restrooms. Either way, why be embarrassed if some dude sees you refresh your intenstines? Sometimes in different schools where I had to wrestle, I had to take a poo in door-less toilets. Wet tissues and sometimes jock-straps were the usual missles. But it's just some guys who will see you. Are you afraid they'll judge you? You find out the hard way if you keep it in because no matter what, you're going to relieve yourself in the school restroom sooner or later. Either that or forever have that memory of a shit-in-pants day.
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