EPTPoll: what you read when sitting on a toilet
(Vote): Newpapers
(Vote): Magzines
(Vote): Books
(Vote): The Bible
(Vote): Porn
(Vote): Anything in hand
(Vote): I DONT READ IN BATHROOM
what you read in bathroom?
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ffaakkoovv
196 Posts
Poll: what you read when sitting on a toilet (Vote): Newpapers (Vote): Magzines (Vote): Books (Vote): The Bible (Vote): Porn (Vote): Anything in hand (Vote): I DONT READ IN BATHROOM | ||
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LuMiX
China5757 Posts
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ffaakkoovv
196 Posts
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rel
Guam3521 Posts
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ffaakkoovv
196 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:28 Metal[x] wrote: i take my shits fast, i pull a quickie ya kno? wow...... I thought everyone on this planet read something in bathroom if they can read and have some readable things in hand. | ||
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Sea.18
45 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:28 ffaakkoovv wrote: is it a bad poll? Somewhat, I think most people would want to finish shitting ASAP, it would be hard for anyone to enjoy it though. | ||
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
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ffaakkoovv
196 Posts
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
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ffaakkoovv
196 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:35 Cpt Obvious wrote: what is a bathroom? WC men's room die Toilette | ||
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~AreS]
Canada2170 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
oh, that. i never go there. whats it for anyway? | ||
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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BuGzlToOnl
United States5918 Posts
Poll: Did you just use the quote function? (Vote): Yes (Vote): No (Vote): I'm Gay. (Vote): 4 (Vote): 7 (Vote): 6 (Vote): 8 (Vote): 2 | ||
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Wasabi
United States3085 Posts
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NovaTheFeared
United States7222 Posts
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StarN
United States2587 Posts
actually I read that at the school bathroom today. | ||
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StimD
Norway738 Posts
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Vin{MBL}
5185 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:28 Metal[x] wrote: i take my shits fast, i pull a quickie ya kno? lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll | ||
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useLess
United States4781 Posts
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semioldguy
United States7488 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:30 Sea.18 wrote: Somewhat, I think most people would want to finish shitting ASAP, it would be hard for anyone to enjoy it though. I actually enjoy taking a dump... and I play games on my cell phone while I'm sitting there. | ||
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LazySCV
United States2942 Posts
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NokCha
Korea (South)410 Posts
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:40 BuGzlToOnl wrote: Porn is not a good idea when your sitting down on the toiler. ... . .. I would draw a picture but I have a paper to write.. deleted because of bad taste and not funny  | ||
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ffaakkoovv
196 Posts
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Lord.of.Nukes
United Kingdom226 Posts
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:58 ffaakkoovv wrote: once in a university public bathroom , i saw something write on the door: Alle Auslander muss aus Some people (Auslander? Australians or Austrians?) must out? | ||
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Eatme
Switzerland3919 Posts
I dont read in the bathroom tho. Never really seen the light in that one. | ||
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Ack1027
United States7873 Posts
How many of you avoid school restrooms even if you have to shit really badly? | ||
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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NokCha
Korea (South)410 Posts
But i've seen some bathrooms that prove that fact wrong :x | ||
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lefty
United States1896 Posts
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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
On February 20 2007 16:01 DeadVessel wrote: Some people (Auslander? Australians or Austrians?) must out? most likely "Ausländer raus!" translating to "we ask all foreigner very politely to leave our tolerant and beautiful little country asaply" or something along those lines. | ||
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ffaakkoovv
196 Posts
On February 20 2007 16:28 Cpt Obvious wrote: most likely "Ausländer raus!" translating to "we ask all foreigner very politely to leave our tolerant and beautiful little country asaply" or something along those lines. i think" all foreigners must out" is the perfekt translation :/ | ||
vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:44 semioldguy wrote: I actually enjoy taking a dump... and I play games on my cell phone while I'm sitting there. hahaha this is what I do too it's relaxing and I get awesome high scores | ||
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Gandalf
Pakistan1905 Posts
and lol @ bible | ||
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Vin{MBL}
5185 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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pubbanana
United States3063 Posts
On February 20 2007 16:07 Ack1027 wrote: The real question is: How many of you avoid school restrooms even if you have to shit really badly? Me. In 12 years of school, I've never shit in a single school bathroom. Ever. It actually has nothing to do with the sanitary status of the bathrooms, it's just that stalls in our schools never seem to have any fucking doors on them. Or they have doors, but they don't have any locks. Or they have locks, but they don't work and there's apparently a fucking ghost that holds the door open no matter how hard you try to slam it into the side of the frame, hoping that it will stay scraped in there long enough for you to shit and get out. GOD, I hate school bathrooms. And on a completely unrelated note, I never read anything in the bathroom. | ||
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bsmd
Peru186 Posts
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da)incognito
United States512 Posts
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Yogurt
United States4258 Posts
one of my dads business magizines anything that is within my reach its actually hard for me to crap without reading something >.> | ||
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ATeddyBear
Canada2843 Posts
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thedeadhaji
39489 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:28 ffaakkoovv wrote: is it a bad poll? a very ffaakkoovv like poll. | ||
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a-game
Canada5085 Posts
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pheer
5390 Posts
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sith
United States2474 Posts
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nemY
United States3119 Posts
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AmorVincitOmnia
Kenya3846 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote: Scripture and phonebooks. I usually call people and read them random bible quotes. that was pretty funny btw. | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5094 Posts
On February 20 2007 19:07 pheer wrote: Oh come on, no "teamliquid on laptop" ??? lol was waiting for this one too | ||
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Pressure
7326 Posts
On February:28 Metal[x] wrote: i take my shits fast, i pull a quickie ya kno? ditto | ||
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
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SK.Testie
Canada11084 Posts
Correction, 54%. I voted. | ||
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LemOn
United Kingdom8629 Posts
I have red many women magazines there  | ||
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CTStalker
Canada9720 Posts
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warding
Portugal2394 Posts
On February 20 2007 19:47 CTStalker wrote: I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck. Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo.  | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
Usually i read espn the magazine / SI / time / motortrend, but sometimes there's a stray maxim or FHM sitting in there | ||
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pyrogenetix
China5094 Posts
On February 20 2007 19:52 warding wrote: Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo. i manage pretty well too | ||
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Chobo_Abe
United States168 Posts
On February 20 2007 17:00 pubbanana wrote: Me. In 12 years of school, I've never shit in a single school bathroom. Ever. It actually has nothing to do with the sanitary status of the bathrooms, it's just that stalls in our schools never seem to have any fucking doors on them. Or they have doors, but they don't have any locks. Or they have locks, but they don't work and there's apparently a fucking ghost that holds the door open no matter how hard you try to slam it into the side of the frame, hoping that it will stay scraped in there long enough for you to shit and get out. GOD, I hate school bathrooms. And on a completely unrelated note, I never read anything in the bathroom. I've never had this problem before, I guess I had some benefits for going to a decent school where they actually had doors and repainted walls in restrooms. Either way, why be embarrassed if some dude sees you refresh your intenstines? Sometimes in different schools where I had to wrestle, I had to take a poo in door-less toilets. Wet tissues and sometimes jock-straps were the usual missles. But it's just some guys who will see you. Are you afraid they'll judge you? You find out the hard way if you keep it in because no matter what, you're going to relieve yourself in the school restroom sooner or later. Either that or forever have that memory of a shit-in-pants day. | ||
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Hydrolisko
Vanuatu1659 Posts
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NokCha
Korea (South)410 Posts
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skyglow1
New Zealand3962 Posts
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
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pubbanana
United States3063 Posts
On February 20 2007 19:55 Chobo_Abe wrote: I've never had this problem before, I guess I had some benefits for going to a decent school where they actually had doors and repainted walls in restrooms. Either way, why be embarrassed if some dude sees you refresh your intenstines? Sometimes in different schools where I had to wrestle, I had to take a poo in door-less toilets. Wet tissues and sometimes jock-straps were the usual missles. But it's just some guys who will see you. Are you afraid they'll judge you? You find out the hard way if you keep it in because no matter what, you're going to relieve yourself in the school restroom sooner or later. Either that or forever have that memory of a shit-in-pants day. Somehow I knew someone was going to reply with a "And what's wrong with not having a door?" type of question. Basically, I get piss shy when I'm in a restroom alone. I don't know why, I just do. And asking me to shit in a public place without a door is basically like asking me to just walk out in the middle of the class and shit on the floor. It's uncomfortable and awkward for me. It might seem perfectly fine for you, but I'm not you. Also, I've never had any kind of emergency where shitting in the school bathroom even seemed like a viable option. I guess I was just lucky all along the way. | ||
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da)incognito
United States512 Posts
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Tusk
Canada427 Posts
On February 20 2007 19:55 Chobo_Abe wrote: I've never had this problem before, I guess I had some benefits for going to a decent school where they actually had doors and repainted walls in restrooms. Either way, why be embarrassed if some dude sees you refresh your intenstines? Sometimes in different schools where I had to wrestle, I had to take a poo in door-less toilets. Wet tissues and sometimes jock-straps were the usual missles. But it's just some guys who will see you. Are you afraid they'll judge you? You find out the hard way if you keep it in because no matter what, you're going to relieve yourself in the school restroom sooner or later. Either that or forever have that memory of a shit-in-pants day. Yeah Finch. | ||
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Tarte
Canada933 Posts
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draeger
United States3256 Posts
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evanthebouncy!
United States12796 Posts
On February 20 2007 22:09 draeger wrote: I'll stick a book in there. Generally they are comedic in nature (comic books, satire, etc.) I aim for things that are a quick read so I don't spend 10-15 minutes shitting. haha imagine a funny comic and diahraeera(sp) *reads funny book* "HOLY GOD HAHA ZOMG LOLOOL!!" *Fart poop fly everywhere PEW PEW* :D | ||
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bdares
Korea (South)15 Posts
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tiffany
3664 Posts
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One Page Memory
Bulgaria2145 Posts
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SK.Testie
Canada11084 Posts
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
if that were true why would you bother wiping your asshole | ||
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oneofthem
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
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Manit0u
Poland17257 Posts
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Kusimuumi
Finland99 Posts
Most will find them extremely lame and childish, but they haven't had the training of years and years to get to like them. Everybody in Finland knows Donald Duck comics and has read them at some point of their life, so it's not so uncommon as it might sound to you And once I got to uni, the public restrooms have turned from shitholes to quite clean and enjoyable places to poo in. | ||
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Ethenielle
Norway1006 Posts
On February 20 2007 16:00 Lord.of.Nukes wrote: I play my DS if I know I'll be there a while, otherwise I don't bother bringing any media to the bathroom. me too:D In fact, the DS usually keeps me in the bathroom for half an hour or more, causing my legs to fall asleep. That in turn causes me to bail every single time I try to get up :/ embarrassing, good thing is no one ever saw me! | ||
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LeJe
Romania65 Posts
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red.venom
United States4651 Posts
If im at someone elses house I will basically read anything. Relaxing as hell. | ||
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nortydog
Australia3067 Posts
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pr0n
United States277 Posts
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Yuljan
2196 Posts
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SuperJongMan
Jamaica11586 Posts
Last time I checked, my friend had bought Volum II of Harrington so It's been in my BR for awhile. | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
On February 20 2007 15:44 semioldguy wrote: I actually enjoy taking a dump... and I play games on my cell phone while I'm sitting there. Likewise. There's nothing like the nice long silence from the world one has in the stall. If I dont have the sports section in the newspapers I usually play games on my sidekick. | ||
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to miss the mark
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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CTStalker
Canada9720 Posts
On February 20 2007 19:52 warding wrote: Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo. Hah. I think I could manage as well, I suppose compared to the rest of you I'm just wary of bathrooms in general. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On February 21 2007 11:23 CTStalker wrote: Hah. I think I could manage as well, I suppose compared to the rest of you I'm just wary of bathrooms in general. You don't touch yourself or wipe your ass after you pick up the book. And you set it down when your done, wash your hands, and pick it back up or leave it for next shi(f)t. | ||
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