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ffaakkoovv
Profile Joined January 2007
196 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 06:34:09
February 20 2007 06:27 GMT
#1
just curious...
[image loading]

Poll: what you read when sitting on a toilet
(Vote): Newpapers
(Vote): Magzines
(Vote): Books
(Vote): The Bible
(Vote): Porn
(Vote): Anything in hand
(Vote): I DONT READ IN BATHROOM
love is a big illusion
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
February 20 2007 06:28 GMT
#2
i take my shits fast, i pull a quickie ya kno?
ffaakkoovv
Profile Joined January 2007
196 Posts
February 20 2007 06:28 GMT
#3
is it a bad poll?
love is a big illusion
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
February 20 2007 06:29 GMT
#4
Porn
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
ffaakkoovv
Profile Joined January 2007
196 Posts
February 20 2007 06:29 GMT
#5
On February 20 2007 15:28 Metal[x] wrote:
i take my shits fast, i pull a quickie ya kno?

wow...... I thought everyone on this planet read something in bathroom if they can read and have some readable things in hand.
love is a big illusion
Sea.18
Profile Joined February 2007
45 Posts
February 20 2007 06:30 GMT
#6
On February 20 2007 15:28 ffaakkoovv wrote:
is it a bad poll?


Somewhat, I think most people would want to finish shitting ASAP, it would be hard for anyone to enjoy it though.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
February 20 2007 06:35 GMT
#7
what is a bathroom?
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
ffaakkoovv
Profile Joined January 2007
196 Posts
February 20 2007 06:35 GMT
#8
sorry you have to vote again, i edited poll because of something wrong in the poll
love is a big illusion
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
February 20 2007 06:35 GMT
#9
I don't think I've ever really had time to sit down and read. Honestly even when takin' a shit I'm more or less in and out in under a minute.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
ffaakkoovv
Profile Joined January 2007
196 Posts
February 20 2007 06:37 GMT
#10
On February 20 2007 15:35 Cpt Obvious wrote:
what is a bathroom?

WC
men's room

die Toilette
love is a big illusion
~AreS]
Profile Joined March 2005
Canada2170 Posts
February 20 2007 06:37 GMT
#11
I read product labels. I'm not in there long enough to read anything of interest.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 20 2007 06:38 GMT
#12
Scripture and phonebooks. I usually call people and read them random bible quotes.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
February 20 2007 06:39 GMT
#13
On February 20 2007 15:37 ffaakkoovv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 15:35 Cpt Obvious wrote:
what is a bathroom?

WC
men's room

die Toilette


oh, that. i never go there. whats it for anyway?
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
February 20 2007 06:40 GMT
#14
Books, right now I'm reading Dune :>!
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-16 21:37:57
February 20 2007 06:40 GMT
#15
[image loading]

Poll: Did you just use the quote function?
(Vote): Yes
(Vote): No
(Vote): I'm Gay.
(Vote): 4
(Vote): 7
(Vote): 6
(Vote): 8
(Vote): 2
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
February 20 2007 06:41 GMT
#16
--- Nuked ---
NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7222 Posts
February 20 2007 06:42 GMT
#17
Portable video device. You want to be entertained while sitting upon the throne.
日本語が分かりますか
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
February 20 2007 06:43 GMT
#18
if it's a public bathroom i'll usually read something like "USA SUCKS MOVE TO CANADA"
actually I read that at the school bathroom today.
Retired BW Noob
StimD
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Norway738 Posts
February 20 2007 06:44 GMT
#19
like the back of shampoo bottles and the like
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
February 20 2007 06:44 GMT
#20
On February 20 2007 15:28 Metal[x] wrote:
i take my shits fast, i pull a quickie ya kno?


lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
February 20 2007 06:44 GMT
#21
I used to read Archies, but now that Im not home anymore, I just poop and wipe.
Moonlight Shadow
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
February 20 2007 06:44 GMT
#22
On February 20 2007 15:30 Sea.18 wrote:

Somewhat, I think most people would want to finish shitting ASAP, it would be hard for anyone to enjoy it though.


I actually enjoy taking a dump... and I play games on my cell phone while I'm sitting there.
Moderator
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
February 20 2007 06:47 GMT
#23
--- Nuked ---
NokCha
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)410 Posts
February 20 2007 06:48 GMT
#24
campus newspapers
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 07:03:56
February 20 2007 06:52 GMT
#25
On February 20 2007 15:40 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Porn is not a good idea when your sitting down on the toiler. ... . .. I would draw a picture but I have a paper to write..

deleted because of bad taste and not funny
ffaakkoovv
Profile Joined January 2007
196 Posts
February 20 2007 06:58 GMT
#26
once in a university public bathroom , i saw something write on the door: Alle Auslander muss aus

love is a big illusion
Lord.of.Nukes
Profile Joined December 2005
United Kingdom226 Posts
February 20 2007 07:00 GMT
#27
I play my DS if I know I'll be there a while, otherwise I don't bother bringing any media to the bathroom.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
February 20 2007 07:01 GMT
#28
On February 20 2007 15:58 ffaakkoovv wrote:
once in a university public bathroom , i saw something write on the door: Alle Auslander muss aus


Some people (Auslander? Australians or Austrians?) must out?
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
February 20 2007 07:02 GMT
#29
TL.net not an option?
I dont read in the bathroom tho. Never really seen the light in that one.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
February 20 2007 07:07 GMT
#30
The real question is:

How many of you avoid school restrooms even if you have to shit really badly?
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 07:09:59
February 20 2007 07:09 GMT
#31
I wish school restrooms had seat covers (paper ones).
NokCha
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)410 Posts
February 20 2007 07:09 GMT
#32
i avoid all times but in truth school restrooms have less virus/bacteria than ur average college student's labtop :X

But i've seen some bathrooms that prove that fact wrong :x
lefty
Profile Joined November 2003
United States1896 Posts
February 20 2007 07:14 GMT
#33
catalogs
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
February 20 2007 07:28 GMT
#34
On February 20 2007 16:01 DeadVessel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 15:58 ffaakkoovv wrote:
once in a university public bathroom , i saw something write on the door: Alle Auslander muss aus


Some people (Auslander? Australians or Austrians?) must out?


most likely "Ausländer raus!" translating to "we ask all foreigner very politely to leave our tolerant and beautiful little country asaply" or something along those lines.
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
ffaakkoovv
Profile Joined January 2007
196 Posts
February 20 2007 07:47 GMT
#35
On February 20 2007 16:28 Cpt Obvious wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 16:01 DeadVessel wrote:
On February 20 2007 15:58 ffaakkoovv wrote:
once in a university public bathroom , i saw something write on the door: Alle Auslander muss aus


Some people (Auslander? Australians or Austrians?) must out?


most likely "Ausländer raus!" translating to "we ask all foreigner very politely to leave our tolerant and beautiful little country asaply" or something along those lines.

i think" all foreigners must out" is the perfekt translation :/
love is a big illusion
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
February 20 2007 07:49 GMT
#36
On February 20 2007 15:44 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 15:30 Sea.18 wrote:

Somewhat, I think most people would want to finish shitting ASAP, it would be hard for anyone to enjoy it though.


I actually enjoy taking a dump... and I play games on my cell phone while I'm sitting there.


hahaha this is what I do too

it's relaxing and I get awesome high scores
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Gandalf
Profile Joined August 2004
Pakistan1905 Posts
February 20 2007 07:52 GMT
#37
I read magazines, never books.

and lol @ bible
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
February 20 2007 07:57 GMT
#38
nothing -_-
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
February 20 2007 07:58 GMT
#39
Chinese books only.
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
February 20 2007 08:00 GMT
#40
On February 20 2007 16:07 Ack1027 wrote:
The real question is:

How many of you avoid school restrooms even if you have to shit really badly?


Me.

In 12 years of school, I've never shit in a single school bathroom. Ever.

It actually has nothing to do with the sanitary status of the bathrooms, it's just that stalls in our schools never seem to have any fucking doors on them. Or they have doors, but they don't have any locks. Or they have locks, but they don't work and there's apparently a fucking ghost that holds the door open no matter how hard you try to slam it into the side of the frame, hoping that it will stay scraped in there long enough for you to shit and get out.

GOD, I hate school bathrooms.

And on a completely unrelated note, I never read anything in the bathroom.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
bsmd
Profile Joined November 2006
Peru186 Posts
February 20 2007 08:11 GMT
#41
I enjoy the moment of taking a shit , i dont let any distractions interfere with it
da)incognito
Profile Joined October 2003
United States512 Posts
February 20 2007 08:19 GMT
#42
Yep, when I sit on the toilet I'll make sure I have reading material (right now its either Sports Illustrated, Fortune or Maxim but I'll read anything) ready to go then do my duty, I like to enjoy it.
*insert witty comment*
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 08:24:23
February 20 2007 08:22 GMT
#43
maxim/fhm etc

one of my dads business magizines

anything that is within my reach

its actually hard for me to crap without reading something >.>
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
February 20 2007 10:01 GMT
#44
^^^ thinking of expired yogurt will do it for me =X
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 20 2007 10:03 GMT
#45
On February 20 2007 15:28 ffaakkoovv wrote:
is it a bad poll?


a very ffaakkoovv like poll.
a-game
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Canada5085 Posts
February 20 2007 10:04 GMT
#46
national geographics
you wouldnt feel that way if it was your magical sword of mantouchery that got stolen - racebannon • I am merely guest #13,678!
pheer
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
5388 Posts
February 20 2007 10:07 GMT
#47
Oh come on, no "teamliquid on laptop" ???
Moderator
sith
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2474 Posts
February 20 2007 10:17 GMT
#48
Is there any option which is "Read all the crap carved on the walls of bathroom". Yes, i'm talking about my home restroom, why?
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
February 20 2007 10:20 GMT
#49
i read TL while doing my business
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
February 20 2007 10:22 GMT
#50
On February 20 2007 15:38 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Scripture and phonebooks. I usually call people and read them random bible quotes.


that was pretty funny btw.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
February 20 2007 10:29 GMT
#51
On February 20 2007 19:07 pheer wrote:
Oh come on, no "teamliquid on laptop" ???

lol was waiting for this one too
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Pressure
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
7326 Posts
February 20 2007 10:42 GMT
#52
On February:28 Metal[x] wrote:
i take my shits fast, i pull a quickie ya kno?

ditto
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 20 2007 10:42 GMT
#53
Chinese version of Reader's DIgest
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 10:44:54
February 20 2007 10:44 GMT
#54
Wow, 55% of people read in the bathroom.
Correction, 54%. I voted.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
LemOn
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United Kingdom8629 Posts
February 20 2007 10:45 GMT
#55
Everything my hand gets on.
I have red many women magazines there
Much is the father figure that I miss in my life. Go Daddy! DoC.LemOn, LemOn[5thF]
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
February 20 2007 10:47 GMT
#56
I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck.
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
warding
Profile Joined August 2005
Portugal2394 Posts
February 20 2007 10:52 GMT
#57
On February 20 2007 19:47 CTStalker wrote:
I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck.

Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo.
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
February 20 2007 10:54 GMT
#58
We have a pile of magazines sitting in the bathroom
Usually i read espn the magazine / SI / time / motortrend, but sometimes there's a stray maxim or FHM sitting in there
pyrogenetix
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
China5094 Posts
February 20 2007 10:54 GMT
#59
On February 20 2007 19:52 warding wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 19:47 CTStalker wrote:
I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck.

Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo.

i manage pretty well too
Yea that looks just like Kang Min... amazing game sense... and uses mind games well, but has the micro of a washed up progamer.
Chobo_Abe
Profile Joined September 2006
United States168 Posts
February 20 2007 10:55 GMT
#60
On February 20 2007 17:00 pubbanana wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 16:07 Ack1027 wrote:
The real question is:

How many of you avoid school restrooms even if you have to shit really badly?


Me.

In 12 years of school, I've never shit in a single school bathroom. Ever.

It actually has nothing to do with the sanitary status of the bathrooms, it's just that stalls in our schools never seem to have any fucking doors on them. Or they have doors, but they don't have any locks. Or they have locks, but they don't work and there's apparently a fucking ghost that holds the door open no matter how hard you try to slam it into the side of the frame, hoping that it will stay scraped in there long enough for you to shit and get out.

GOD, I hate school bathrooms.

And on a completely unrelated note, I never read anything in the bathroom.


I've never had this problem before, I guess I had some benefits for going to a decent school where they actually had doors and repainted walls in restrooms. Either way, why be embarrassed if some dude sees you refresh your intenstines? Sometimes in different schools where I had to wrestle, I had to take a poo in door-less toilets. Wet tissues and sometimes jock-straps were the usual missles. But it's just some guys who will see you. Are you afraid they'll judge you? You find out the hard way if you keep it in because no matter what, you're going to relieve yourself in the school restroom sooner or later. Either that or forever have that memory of a shit-in-pants day.
Hydrolisko
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Vanuatu1659 Posts
February 20 2007 10:56 GMT
#61
the back of my toiletries.. i try to learn the ingredients
NokCha
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)410 Posts
February 20 2007 10:56 GMT
#62
I just read the newspapers and if i find shocking news i become so suprised that it actually helps my bathroom experience go smoother :DD Or if i find dissapointing angry news, you know what i mean :3
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
February 20 2007 10:59 GMT
#63
I don't read anything at all usually.
Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
February 20 2007 11:02 GMT
#64
Wir3d Magazine ~
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
pubbanana
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3063 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 11:37:44
February 20 2007 11:22 GMT
#65
On February 20 2007 19:55 Chobo_Abe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 17:00 pubbanana wrote:
On February 20 2007 16:07 Ack1027 wrote:
The real question is:

How many of you avoid school restrooms even if you have to shit really badly?


Me.

In 12 years of school, I've never shit in a single school bathroom. Ever.

It actually has nothing to do with the sanitary status of the bathrooms, it's just that stalls in our schools never seem to have any fucking doors on them. Or they have doors, but they don't have any locks. Or they have locks, but they don't work and there's apparently a fucking ghost that holds the door open no matter how hard you try to slam it into the side of the frame, hoping that it will stay scraped in there long enough for you to shit and get out.

GOD, I hate school bathrooms.

And on a completely unrelated note, I never read anything in the bathroom.


I've never had this problem before, I guess I had some benefits for going to a decent school where they actually had doors and repainted walls in restrooms. Either way, why be embarrassed if some dude sees you refresh your intenstines? Sometimes in different schools where I had to wrestle, I had to take a poo in door-less toilets. Wet tissues and sometimes jock-straps were the usual missles. But it's just some guys who will see you. Are you afraid they'll judge you? You find out the hard way if you keep it in because no matter what, you're going to relieve yourself in the school restroom sooner or later. Either that or forever have that memory of a shit-in-pants day.


Somehow I knew someone was going to reply with a "And what's wrong with not having a door?" type of question. Basically, I get piss shy when I'm in a restroom alone. I don't know why, I just do. And asking me to shit in a public place without a door is basically like asking me to just walk out in the middle of the class and shit on the floor. It's uncomfortable and awkward for me. It might seem perfectly fine for you, but I'm not you. Also, I've never had any kind of emergency where shitting in the school bathroom even seemed like a viable option. I guess I was just lucky all along the way.
Wachet, stehet im Glauben, seid männlich und seid stark.
da)incognito
Profile Joined October 2003
United States512 Posts
February 20 2007 11:31 GMT
#66
i love ripping a good one in the school toilet just to see if anyone says anything
*insert witty comment*
Tusk
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada427 Posts
February 20 2007 11:33 GMT
#67
On February 20 2007 19:55 Chobo_Abe wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 17:00 pubbanana wrote:
On February 20 2007 16:07 Ack1027 wrote:
The real question is:

How many of you avoid school restrooms even if you have to shit really badly?


Me.

In 12 years of school, I've never shit in a single school bathroom. Ever.

It actually has nothing to do with the sanitary status of the bathrooms, it's just that stalls in our schools never seem to have any fucking doors on them. Or they have doors, but they don't have any locks. Or they have locks, but they don't work and there's apparently a fucking ghost that holds the door open no matter how hard you try to slam it into the side of the frame, hoping that it will stay scraped in there long enough for you to shit and get out.

GOD, I hate school bathrooms.

And on a completely unrelated note, I never read anything in the bathroom.


I've never had this problem before, I guess I had some benefits for going to a decent school where they actually had doors and repainted walls in restrooms. Either way, why be embarrassed if some dude sees you refresh your intenstines? Sometimes in different schools where I had to wrestle, I had to take a poo in door-less toilets. Wet tissues and sometimes jock-straps were the usual missles. But it's just some guys who will see you. Are you afraid they'll judge you? You find out the hard way if you keep it in because no matter what, you're going to relieve yourself in the school restroom sooner or later. Either that or forever have that memory of a shit-in-pants day.


Yeah Finch.
Tarte
Profile Joined October 2006
Canada933 Posts
February 20 2007 11:34 GMT
#68
When i take a shit, i take a shit, i don't read or talk on phone, wtf is this.
L O V E Y O U
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
February 20 2007 13:09 GMT
#69
I'll stick a book in there. Generally they are comedic in nature (comic books, satire, etc.) I aim for things that are a quick read so I don't spend 10-15 minutes shitting.
t.t
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
February 20 2007 13:31 GMT
#70
On February 20 2007 22:09 draeger wrote:
I'll stick a book in there. Generally they are comedic in nature (comic books, satire, etc.) I aim for things that are a quick read so I don't spend 10-15 minutes shitting.


haha imagine a funny comic and diahraeera(sp)

*reads funny book*
"HOLY GOD HAHA ZOMG LOLOOL!!"
*Fart poop fly everywhere PEW PEW*
:D
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
bdares
Profile Joined February 2007
Korea (South)15 Posts
February 20 2007 13:40 GMT
#71
I usually end up reading all the little ads and stuff other students put up in the dorm bathrooms.
You can have peace. Or you can have freedom. Don’t ever count on having both at once.
tiffany
Profile Joined November 2003
3664 Posts
February 20 2007 14:19 GMT
#72
books, newspaper, and research journals. currently reading collection of essays by harvard medical students
One Page Memory
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Bulgaria2145 Posts
February 20 2007 15:51 GMT
#73
chess problems
Jin Youngsoo before game with Savior: But, I demanded myself (of composure) by saying: Same old, same old - only a Zerg, only a Zerg
SK.Testie
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada11084 Posts
February 20 2007 16:04 GMT
#74
Going by this poll, I am deducting that 52% of people enjoy the smell of the waste product that comes out of their bodies.
Social Justice is a fools errand. May all the adherents at its church be thwarted. Of all the religions I have come across, it is by far the most detestable.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
February 20 2007 16:21 GMT
#75
yep cuz everything that is in the bathroom when you shit instantly smells exactly like shit

if that were true why would you bother wiping your asshole
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
February 20 2007 16:25 GMT
#76
normally i'll just think about various philosophical problems.
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17238 Posts
February 20 2007 16:39 GMT
#77
Terry Pratchet ftw!
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
Kusimuumi
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Finland99 Posts
February 20 2007 16:57 GMT
#78
Donald Duck comics, always and forever, when available.
Most will find them extremely lame and childish, but they haven't had the training of years and years to get to like them. Everybody in Finland knows Donald Duck comics and has read them at some point of their life, so it's not so uncommon as it might sound to you

And once I got to uni, the public restrooms have turned from shitholes to quite clean and enjoyable places to poo in.
I am not young enough to know everything
Ethenielle
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Norway1006 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 17:04:56
February 20 2007 16:59 GMT
#79
On February 20 2007 16:00 Lord.of.Nukes wrote:
I play my DS if I know I'll be there a while, otherwise I don't bother bringing any media to the bathroom.


me too:D

In fact, the DS usually keeps me in the bathroom for half an hour or more, causing my legs to fall asleep. That in turn causes me to bail every single time I try to get up :/ embarrassing, good thing is no one ever saw me!
Theres a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
LeJe
Profile Joined December 2006
Romania65 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-20 17:12:09
February 20 2007 17:09 GMT
#80
its not wise for one to stay more than 15 minutes on the wc, shit might get thick.
red.venom
Profile Joined October 2002
United States4651 Posts
February 20 2007 17:19 GMT
#81
I used to always read gaming mags when I was a teen. Now I have a GBA SP that sits in my bathroom now and I just have Tetris on it. I see how far I can last on 9<3 as if I start on any of the basic speeds I would be there for too long: [

If im at someone elses house I will basically read anything. Relaxing as hell.
Broom
nortydog
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia3067 Posts
February 20 2007 19:08 GMT
#82
I just finished reading 'when will jesus bring the pork chops?' entirely while on the toilet and it was a really enjoyable read, usually though I bring pc/gaming magazines or whatever book im reading at the time
NoCleanFeed.com
pr0n
Profile Joined September 2005
United States277 Posts
February 20 2007 19:26 GMT
#83
There's no option for the Qur'an.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
February 20 2007 19:41 GMT
#84
I read anything at hand mostly girl magazines from my sisters, because they are the only ones bringing something to read to the bathroom.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
February 20 2007 22:32 GMT
#85
I always have some pokerbook in the bathroom.

Last time I checked, my friend had bought Volum II of Harrington so It's been in my BR for awhile.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
February 21 2007 01:31 GMT
#86
On February 20 2007 15:44 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 15:30 Sea.18 wrote:

Somewhat, I think most people would want to finish shitting ASAP, it would be hard for anyone to enjoy it though.


I actually enjoy taking a dump... and I play games on my cell phone while I'm sitting there.


Likewise. There's nothing like the nice long silence from the world one has in the stall.
If I dont have the sports section in the newspapers I usually play games on my sidekick.
XK ßubonic
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
February 21 2007 01:35 GMT
#87
I read random ordering magazines and catalogs.
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-21 02:19:24
February 21 2007 02:18 GMT
#88
I read Phil Hellmuth's poker book mostly while I shat. I've been know to grab anything and start reading; My wallet, toothpaste, shampoo. Did you know most shampoos contain Methylchloroisothiazolinone ? Those same shampoos usually also contain Meythlisothiazolinone. I totally don't know what this shit is, why is it in there? I memorize scientific words off hygiene products.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
February 21 2007 02:23 GMT
#89
On February 20 2007 19:52 warding wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 19:47 CTStalker wrote:
I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck.

Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo.

Hah. I think I could manage as well, I suppose compared to the rest of you I'm just wary of bathrooms in general.
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 21 2007 02:27 GMT
#90
On February 21 2007 11:23 CTStalker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 19:52 warding wrote:
On February 20 2007 19:47 CTStalker wrote:
I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck.

Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo.

Hah. I think I could manage as well, I suppose compared to the rest of you I'm just wary of bathrooms in general.


You don't touch yourself or wipe your ass after you pick up the book. And you set it down when your done, wash your hands, and pick it back up or leave it for next shi(f)t.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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