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red.venom
Profile Joined October 2002
United States4651 Posts
February 20 2007 17:19 GMT
#81
I used to always read gaming mags when I was a teen. Now I have a GBA SP that sits in my bathroom now and I just have Tetris on it. I see how far I can last on 9<3 as if I start on any of the basic speeds I would be there for too long: [

If im at someone elses house I will basically read anything. Relaxing as hell.
Broom
nortydog
Profile Joined December 2003
Australia3067 Posts
February 20 2007 19:08 GMT
#82
I just finished reading 'when will jesus bring the pork chops?' entirely while on the toilet and it was a really enjoyable read, usually though I bring pc/gaming magazines or whatever book im reading at the time
NoCleanFeed.com
pr0n
Profile Joined September 2005
United States277 Posts
February 20 2007 19:26 GMT
#83
There's no option for the Qur'an.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
February 20 2007 19:41 GMT
#84
I read anything at hand mostly girl magazines from my sisters, because they are the only ones bringing something to read to the bathroom.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
February 20 2007 22:32 GMT
#85
I always have some pokerbook in the bathroom.

Last time I checked, my friend had bought Volum II of Harrington so It's been in my BR for awhile.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
February 21 2007 01:31 GMT
#86
On February 20 2007 15:44 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 20 2007 15:30 Sea.18 wrote:

Somewhat, I think most people would want to finish shitting ASAP, it would be hard for anyone to enjoy it though.


I actually enjoy taking a dump... and I play games on my cell phone while I'm sitting there.


Likewise. There's nothing like the nice long silence from the world one has in the stall.
If I dont have the sports section in the newspapers I usually play games on my sidekick.
XK ßubonic
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
February 21 2007 01:35 GMT
#87
I read random ordering magazines and catalogs.
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-21 02:19:24
February 21 2007 02:18 GMT
#88
I read Phil Hellmuth's poker book mostly while I shat. I've been know to grab anything and start reading; My wallet, toothpaste, shampoo. Did you know most shampoos contain Methylchloroisothiazolinone ? Those same shampoos usually also contain Meythlisothiazolinone. I totally don't know what this shit is, why is it in there? I memorize scientific words off hygiene products.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
February 21 2007 02:23 GMT
#89
On February 20 2007 19:52 warding wrote:
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On February 20 2007 19:47 CTStalker wrote:
I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck.

Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo.

Hah. I think I could manage as well, I suppose compared to the rest of you I'm just wary of bathrooms in general.
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 21 2007 02:27 GMT
#90
On February 21 2007 11:23 CTStalker wrote:
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On February 20 2007 19:52 warding wrote:
On February 20 2007 19:47 CTStalker wrote:
I don't read in the bathroom; I cherish most of my books, and that is a surefire way to get them dirty as fuck.

Somehow I manage to keep the books and magazines separated from the poo.

Hah. I think I could manage as well, I suppose compared to the rest of you I'm just wary of bathrooms in general.


You don't touch yourself or wipe your ass after you pick up the book. And you set it down when your done, wash your hands, and pick it back up or leave it for next shi(f)t.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
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