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StreetWise
Profile Joined January 2010
United States594 Posts
September 26 2012 00:08 GMT
#81
The issue with living longer is, those added years tend to be at the end, when you need someone to help you go to the bathroom and give you a bath. No thanks.
I will not be poisoned by your bitterness
BackTrack
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada76 Posts
September 26 2012 00:10 GMT
#82
why bother living if you can't enjoy it?

Pointless
Disregard
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
China10252 Posts
September 26 2012 00:11 GMT
#83
Life without balls? BALLOCKS!
"If I had to take a drug in order to be free, I'm screwed. Freedom exists in the mind, otherwise it doesn't exist."
DreamChaser
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
1649 Posts
September 26 2012 00:12 GMT
#84
On September 26 2012 08:00 jinorazi wrote:
i'd rather eat healthy and exercise


You mean you would rather do work than take the easy way out? Thats maddening!

But seriously no way, i mean besides the obvious PAIN from getting my balls lobbed off. I want to have kids, maybe people who hate children would like to since this owuld make them sterile
Plays against every MU with nexus first.
saltymango
Profile Joined June 2011
United States120 Posts
September 26 2012 00:17 GMT
#85
Hey maybe in the future i'll be able to detach my balls most of the time to extend my life and only put em on when i need them.
Setev
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Malaysia390 Posts
September 26 2012 00:19 GMT
#86
But..but..balls provide me IMMORTALITY! I don't wanna trade immortality for a mere 15 years...
I'm the King Of Nerds
GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
September 26 2012 00:20 GMT
#87
No thank you...
Why would you ever choose failure, when success is an option.
domane
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
Canada1606 Posts
September 26 2012 00:24 GMT
#88
If the effects overall lead to less physical and mental stress, then yes.
Snorkels
Profile Joined May 2011
United States1015 Posts
September 26 2012 00:27 GMT
#89
How is there not a poll at the end of the OP?
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
September 26 2012 00:28 GMT
#90
i think you are all wildly over optimistic about your chances with the opposite sex.

id do it.
blade55555
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States17423 Posts
September 26 2012 00:30 GMT
#91
I wouldn't even consider it.
When I think of something else, something will go here
FeUerFlieGe
Profile Joined April 2011
United States1193 Posts
September 26 2012 00:33 GMT
#92
On September 26 2012 08:30 AdamBanks wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 08:27 Vorgrim wrote:
Balls are worth a lot more than 15 years.


tell me that when ur on your death bed and I might believe some of you guys.


Fuck you! When I die I'll know I had lived a long hard life with a beautiful pair of balls! I'm not afraid to pull out early in order to keep my manhood!
To unpathed waters, undreamed shores. - Shakespeare
Toadesstern
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Germany16350 Posts
September 26 2012 00:33 GMT
#93
15 years? Those would be on top of what I'm already going to make myself unless I die in a car crash or something like that.

Living 15 more years as 80ish years old guy isn't worth loosing your balls. Not even slightly.
<Elem> >toad in charge of judging lewdness <Elem> how bad can it be <Elem> also wew, that is actually p lewd.
Gowa
Profile Joined October 2010
France133 Posts
September 26 2012 00:35 GMT
#94
well if you aim to live a relatively useful life and hormones along with other bodily signals get in your way why not get rid of them and live happy? without 'balls' I'm sure you would look back on your posts and say "how silly I was", because if you study biology you understand what really comes from your own will and what does not.

never experiencing any lust, any thirst however is not really an option to live a full life so please don't touch your kids
Luepert
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1934 Posts
September 26 2012 00:39 GMT
#95
On September 26 2012 08:03 nBk wrote:
15 years would go by too fast for it to be even worth it. 15 years honestly isn't crap. Maybe if it was 50-100 years i'd actually consider it.


Without balls, 15 years could seem like a VERY long time.
esports
ShatterZer0
Profile Joined November 2010
United States1843 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 00:42:43
September 26 2012 00:39 GMT
#96
Sure, I'll break even. I'll get rid of my balls after 35 and gain 8 years of life. How's that sound?


On September 26 2012 09:08 StreetWise wrote:
The issue with living longer is, those added years tend to be at the end, when you need someone to help you go to the bathroom and give you a bath. No thanks.


It sounds like people are thinking another 15 years of your mid 80's... it's not that, it's that you live around 20% longer than you usually would. So you could think of it more that your 20's would last 12 years instead of 10 years.
A time to live.
EngrishTeacher
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
Canada1109 Posts
September 26 2012 00:39 GMT
#97
You don't HAVE to lose yours balls for ~20 more years of life.

All that's needed is a little bit of surgical work in the testes to remove your hormone production ability, and you can still have sex afterwards.


In fact, certain famous eunuchs in history romanced a ton of women:

Giovanni Velluti

Concubines and wives of the royalty in various culture have been known to sleep with eunuch/harem servants as well, because they saw eunuchs as ideal lovers due to the fact that there's no risk of pregnancy and a much lower chance of arousing suspicion from their husbands.

Oh and lastly, eunuchs were known to be total fucking bros in bed as they held stronger erections for much longer because there was no ejaculatory tension.
Doubting
Profile Joined August 2012
Canada981 Posts
September 26 2012 00:40 GMT
#98
On September 26 2012 08:00 jinorazi wrote:
i'd rather eat healthy and exercise

you poor fool
Life: The New Champion!!
Emnjay808
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
United States10666 Posts
September 26 2012 00:45 GMT
#99
I like playing with my balls. No thank you.
Skol
kochanfe
Profile Joined July 2011
Micronesia1338 Posts
September 26 2012 00:45 GMT
#100
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
"The flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long." - Lao Tzu
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