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On September 26 2012 09:39 EngrishTeacher wrote:You don't HAVE to lose yours balls for ~20 more years of life. All that's needed is a little bit of surgical work in the testes to remove your hormone production ability, and you can still have sex afterwards. In fact, certain famous eunuchs in history romanced a ton of women: Giovanni VellutiConcubines and wives of the royalty in various culture have been known to sleep with eunuch/harem servants as well, because they saw eunuchs as ideal lovers due to the fact that there's no risk of pregnancy and a much lower chance of arousing suspicion from their husbands. Oh and lastly, eunuchs were known to be total fucking bros in bed as they held stronger erections for much longer because there was no ejaculatory tension.
I tought your dick went limp without testosterone? Meh, ya test reduces life expectancy because of more oxidation (my guess), but it also makes you a real man so fuck it, no way. I'd actually trade -10 years for more natural test.
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well think about it this way, you get 15 years AND free condoms...
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On September 26 2012 09:54 CeriseCherries wrote:
well think about it this way, you get 15 years AND free condoms...
You can still get AIDs if you're a testicle-less. Also you can already get free condoms without cutting off your balls by going to any university clinic or planned parenthood.
I wonder if vasectomies give similar results?
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i'm not expecting to live long enough for that to come into play anyway so i'd keep my nuts
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Tough one. I think right now, no. But when death comes creepin around the corner and about to lay his cold hands on on you. I think everybody is willing to make some form of deal.
If you need money, you pawn your jewelry right?
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This is rather silly because it seems like you'd have a much larger sample size of people with two dang testicles. And there might be something about having only one ball that makes encourages people to live healthier or what have you.
But in a few words, hell no.
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On September 26 2012 08:30 Souma wrote:
Can we trade 15 years for another pair of balls?
It doesn't work that way. using others' body part only work in Naruto.
Trust me...
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You'd have to refer to my wife - I believe she's holding them. :\
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It is quite possible that testosterone reduction therapy extends male lifespan, however, we may need to consider the side effects of it, mainly reduction of sex drive in males.
As if I needed that...
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On September 26 2012 09:12 DreamChaser wrote:Show nested quote +On September 26 2012 08:00 jinorazi wrote:
i'd rather eat healthy and exercise You mean you would rather do work than take the easy way out? Thats maddening! But seriously no way, i mean besides the obvious PAIN from getting my balls lobbed off. I want to have kids, maybe people who hate children would like to since this owuld make them sterile
Anaesthesia. Local for more excitement.
:-)
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oh hell yeah
nowadays yhou can just store your sperm elsewhere and artificially inseminate your future partner.
there are even further upsides to this; you don't have to worry about contraception during intercourse.
this could wreak havoc in your hormonal balance though, and you might need hormone therapy. but i think the positives outweigh the negative.
edit: wait I just realized it's a "realistic" hypothetical situation (and not like "getting paid 100 mil for getting kicked in teh balls") and i could easily do it if i were so inclined. hmmmmmm... tempting
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Is it really the test levels or is it that the eunuchs lived a bitch lifestyle.
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Can I trade 15 years of life for an extra pair of balls?
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I don't think I would be willing to do something like this since not having my balls might have a negative impact in my life.
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better live 15 years shorter but better than other way around
less testosterone... do you even know how important that is? you can forget bodybuilding, weightlifting or any other sport
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On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.
Besides this, I honestly can't imagine how life would be like without my pair, so I'd rather keep them =x
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When I'm nearing the end of my life, I would trade my balls for another 15 years. But not as a child, no way no how.
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Length of life doesn't mean my life will suddenly be better. I'll just take care of my body.
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How about the other way? shit like me doesn't die too early some im not too concerned, but more balls on the other hand i wouldnt mind 
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Wow I did not realize South Korea had a royal family.
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