Might I add that everyone here is taking the easy way out and chopping off your balls after your an old man who no longer has sex anyway. The article clearly states thats not when you chop off your balls.

New research suggests that losing your balls as a little kid may let you live much longer as an adult

You will never have sex, you will never have children, period. None of this old man bullshit.

Shebuha

Canada1335 Posts

September 26 2012 05:37 GMT

#145

This thread isn't getting me off at all. >:[
Just kidding.

I would like to be a happy human being who is nice to other people, and I feel like losing my balls would prevent that as several people might be murdered. :\

EffervescentAureola

United States410 Posts

September 26 2012 05:38 GMT

#146

I don't plan on having kids, so I would gladly get them removed even if could save one person's life, much less finding the cure for cancer, becoming a multimillionaire, or being an astronaut. I would gladly give up my balls to live 10 or 20 more years to see how much more advanced technology could get in that timeframe, and if we would meet aliens or not. I think it's kindof romantic to not have testosterone controlling me but still loving a woman with all my heart and spending quality time with her. I cant have kids, so what, that doesn't make me any less of a man. Life doesn't come easy to you, so what, you just have to work twice as hard to get to the top of the mountain. But let me tell you, being handicapped and still getting to the top of Mount Everest is 1000x more fulfilling than doing the same thing with all your parts intact. There is something very pure and innocent and divinely beautiful about platonic relationships, but too many guys are interested in having sex to even notice or give it much thought. Also, women would love to be around me because I would have no balls, so they have no reason to feel threatened (that's why girls love being around gay guys).

Zooper31

United States5713 Posts

September 26 2012 05:41 GMT

#147

On September 26 2012 14:38 EffervescentAureola wrote:
I don't plan on having kids, so I would gladly get them removed even if could save one person's life, much less finding the cure for cancer, becoming a multimillionaire, or being an astronaut. I would gladly give up my balls to love 10 or 20 more years to see how much more advanced technology could get in that timeframe, and if we would meet aliens or not. Also, women wold love to around me because I would have no balls, so they have no reason to feel threatened (that's why girls love being around gay guys).

Or you could just sincerely care about them, girls like that too. It's basically the only thing that matters.

Keitzer

United States2509 Posts

September 26 2012 05:42 GMT

#148

FUCK

THAT

I don't wanna live another 15 years when I'm older

If it's anything like In Time (where everyone stays ~25 y/o), then ya, sure, get me on that

But pretty much any age over 60, your abilities start to diminish, and quickly, so why live longer, when you can live happier and fuller, earlier?

Zetter

Germany629 Posts

September 26 2012 05:44 GMT

#149

I don't need my balls anyway, so why not? =D

GhostLink

United States450 Posts

September 26 2012 05:45 GMT

#150

No i would not do it. I'm sure there are drugs out there that simply suppress testosterone, if i really needed it.

Pantythief

Denmark657 Posts

September 26 2012 05:46 GMT

#151

On September 26 2012 14:30 Zooper31 wrote:
Might I add that everyone here is taking the easy way out and chopping off your balls after your an old man who no longer has sex anyway. The article clearly states thats not when you chop off your balls.

Show nested quote +

You will never have sex, you will never have children, period. None of this old man bullshit.

u use the penis to have sexual relations, not the testicles.

SnipedSoul

Canada2158 Posts

September 26 2012 05:50 GMT

#152

On September 26 2012 14:46 Pantythief wrote:

Show nested quote +

u use the penis to have sexual relations, not the testicles.

Your balls produce testosterone which is largely responsible for your sex drive. No balls = no sex drive.

IhateBunkers

New Zealand78 Posts

September 26 2012 05:51 GMT

#153

Never not in a million years would i trade my balls

S_SienZ

1878 Posts

September 26 2012 06:01 GMT

#154

My balls will be sticking out of my grave with the words "Worth it" on them.

writer22816

United States5775 Posts

September 26 2012 06:04 GMT

#155

On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.

I literally can't stop laughing

jinorazi

Korea (South)4948 Posts

September 26 2012 06:05 GMT

#156

On September 26 2012 10:37 Probe1 wrote:
Wow I did not realize South Korea had a royal family.

another fun fact, the first first lady (korea's first president's wife) was white.

neobowman

Canada3324 Posts

September 26 2012 06:06 GMT

#157

Live fast die hard.

Zooper31

United States5713 Posts

September 26 2012 06:08 GMT

#158

On September 26 2012 15:06 neobowman wrote:
Live fast die hard.

Another amazing pun to add to our alrdy awesome list.

lordofsoup

United States159 Posts

September 26 2012 06:21 GMT

#159

I might if I had an extra 15 years of childhood/young adulthood. However it seems to me that the age would come at the end of my life when I was already broken down, so it would not be worth it.