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Doko
Profile Joined May 2010
Argentina1737 Posts
September 26 2012 01:42 GMT
#121
When im 70 and I'm tripping with my own balls I might consider it.
Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
September 26 2012 01:42 GMT
#122
On September 26 2012 10:37 Probe1 wrote:
Wow I did not realize South Korea had a royal family.

Never heard of the Emperor BoxeR and his adopted sons?
babylon
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
8765 Posts
September 26 2012 01:44 GMT
#123
On September 26 2012 10:18 xgtx wrote:
better live 15 years shorter but better than other way around

less testosterone... do you even know how important that is? you can forget bodybuilding, weightlifting or any other sport

Wonder how girls get by, right?
Bigtony
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1606 Posts
September 26 2012 01:49 GMT
#124
On September 26 2012 10:44 babylon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 10:18 xgtx wrote:
better live 15 years shorter but better than other way around

less testosterone... do you even know how important that is? you can forget bodybuilding, weightlifting or any other sport

Wonder how girls get by, right?


They get by with ovaries...derp.
Push 2 Harder
S.O.L.I.D.
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States792 Posts
September 26 2012 01:55 GMT
#125
I don't want 15 years tacked onto the end of my life, and I sure as hell don't want to lose my balls.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
September 26 2012 02:01 GMT
#126
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


I really think I wouldn't have the stones
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
September 26 2012 02:06 GMT
#127
On September 26 2012 08:00 Saria wrote:
You can freeze some semen and get prosthetics, so why not?

because the resulting hormone imbalance could leave you with a high pitched voice and tits.
sour_eraser
Profile Joined March 2011
Canada932 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-26 02:55:18
September 26 2012 02:54 GMT
#128
No I wouldnt do it. Let's say I live up to 100. I dont see anything more beneficial living up to 115 except being in a wheelchair, having someone feed me, and help me use the toilet. All I see is more burden for my children
"What's the f*cking point of censoring a letter if everyone and their mother knows what it stands for.... F*cking morons"
Voltaire
Profile Joined September 2010
United States1485 Posts
September 26 2012 03:02 GMT
#129
Hell no.
As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
MapleFractal
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada307 Posts
September 26 2012 03:05 GMT
#130
If I was really old I wouldnt even say yes, whats the point by then. 15 more years of your body slowly becoming more and more useless
its called a Tuque damnit!
MichaelDonovan
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1453 Posts
September 26 2012 03:13 GMT
#131
Yes. In a heartbeat. You don't need them when you're old anyway. Maybe when I'm about to die, I could cut them off real quick to get an HP boost.
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
September 26 2012 03:49 GMT
#132
dude totally. then i'd take the 50million dollar-get-your-balls-kicked-3-times-a-day deal
MountainDewJunkie
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States10346 Posts
September 26 2012 04:04 GMT
#133
I'll give you 15 years of my life in exchange for extra balls
[21:07] <Shock710> whats wrong with her face [20:50] <dAPhREAk> i beat it the day after it came out | <BLinD-RawR> esports is a giant vagina
Swazi Spring
Profile Joined September 2012
United States415 Posts
September 26 2012 04:59 GMT
#134
Could I give them up right before I'm about to die and extend my life another twenty years?

I know that it wouldn't work that way in real life, since it has to do with lifestyle, but for the sake of the "trade" discussion?
Selendis
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia509 Posts
September 26 2012 05:05 GMT
#135
ITT: men who know nothing of how hormones work (it's called endocrinology, just so you know), get insecure about their masculinity. And to that person who said no testosterone makes the pitch of your voice ridiculously high, that's just stupid. Once your voice drops , it can't "undrop".

Also....

On September 26 2012 12:49 ieatkids5 wrote:
dude totally. then i'd take the 50million dollar-get-your-balls-kicked-3-times-a-day deal


I lolled.
Probes are sooo OP
NobledBlood
Profile Joined January 2011
United States125 Posts
September 26 2012 05:08 GMT
#136
Nooooo, if it came down to wanting to live longer, I could do that one meal a day thing xD

I don't think I would trade em for immortality.
AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 26 2012 05:10 GMT
#137
On September 26 2012 14:05 Selendis wrote:
ITT: men who know nothing of how hormones work (it's called endocrinology, just so you know), get insecure about their masculinity. And to that person who said no testosterone makes the pitch of your voice ridiculously high, that's just stupid. Once your voice drops , it can't "undrop".

Also....

Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 12:49 ieatkids5 wrote:
dude totally. then i'd take the 50million dollar-get-your-balls-kicked-3-times-a-day deal


I lolled.


you should read the article, it specifically states "balls of" before puberty, which would mean no manly voice
Reborn8u
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1761 Posts
September 26 2012 05:10 GMT
#138
Living to be very old is over rated. My grandfather has outlived his wife, his oldest and youngest child, his first grandchild, and of course every friend and relative who was alive when he was young. He's pushing 90, I hope I'm never in his shoes, I don't even want to think about it.
:)
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
September 26 2012 05:12 GMT
#139
I dont know man, this seems kinda nuts to me.
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Pantythief
Profile Joined February 2012
Denmark657 Posts
September 26 2012 05:14 GMT
#140
On September 26 2012 07:57 Praetorial wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.


You have just officially won this thread.


please spare us for the "you won this thread" already, praetorial.
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