[Trade] Your balls for 15 more years of life - Page 14
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Sbrubbles
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Captain Mayhem
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But this is real. I'm not so sure anymore... | ||
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Butterednuts
United States859 Posts
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_fool
Netherlands684 Posts
On September 27 2012 22:28 Butterednuts wrote: I guess you could say that I just don't have the balls to do this. + Show Spoiler + On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote: I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that. One could in fact say that. | ||
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Mesha
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SaltyPeaches
United States17 Posts
On September 27 2012 21:17 LeSioN wrote: ......you still have a dick. The only real issue is you would probably have a lower testosterone, hence the longer life. Your dick is still functional though, just wont drop a load when u get off. I may be wrong here (I haven't taken an anatomy course in a few years), but I believe semen is produced primarily by the seminal vesicles and the prostate, not the testicles. You would still technically "drop a load", it would just not contain any sperm. Again, I'm no expert. I just seem to remember reading that somewhere..... | ||
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Spriki
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thoradycus
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EnE
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Not to mention that you'd have no balls from years say 6-80 just so you could live from 80-95, | ||
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xsnac
Barbados1365 Posts
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Moloc
Ireland16 Posts
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Abenson
Canada4122 Posts
Do you still get to keep the dick? Since if I just lose the balls I can do bareback every time! | ||
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zev318
Canada4306 Posts
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Dfgj
Singapore5922 Posts
On September 27 2012 23:52 zev318 wrote: where would u gain 15 years? like if its just tacked on to the end, why bother, the later years are the worst years Where do you think? Cutting off balls doesn't magically maintain you when your organs are failing at the end of life. | ||
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Setev
Malaysia390 Posts
On September 27 2012 12:52 EffervescentAureola wrote: Balls are overrated, I don't understand all you people saying that a life without sex or the desire to bang women is not a life worth living, if that's your view of life then your life must be pretty damn boring to begin with. There is so much more to life than trying to get women in bed and always having sexual thoughts in the back of your mind. I would love to have a life where I'm never tempted by pleasures of the flesh, where I'm never a slave to my own passions. If I didn't ever think about sex, I could have done better in school and college and gotten so much farther ahead in my career. If I didn't have balls I would never have to "think" with the "other head", so all my decisions and plans and goals would be realistic, logical, rational, etc. Also, not having a sex drive would give me a more balanced and positive and spiritual perspective on life. I could better understand people's motivations and thought processes, especially women and what makes them tick. I feel that a life without balls would actually be more fulfilling than a life with balls, even if hypothetically a person without balls died earlier than a person with balls. I feel the guy who didn't have balls would have accomplished and learned a great deal more in his relatively shorter lifespan than a guy who lived longer but a lot of his time was misguided and mismanaged time, such as chasing women and paying mind games and engaging in pointless drama, only for a few seconds of pleasure when semen ejects from his penis. All that work...for literally nothing. What a waste. And then you go back to living your normal life, but the person without a sex drive would have reached a state of nirvana or bliss or enlightenment because he would never even think to indulge in such a primitive activity. Other civilizations around the galaxy or universe would probably laugh at us, as they would be intelligent enough to have gotten over sexuality. Without the need for sex, intelligent and introspective beings such as ourselves could have accomplished a great deal more. But sex keeps humans at a basic, primitive, instinctive, almost caveman level. Only if we can overcome this will humans become more enlightened beings who can embrace their psionic and telepathic and supernatural abilities that are inherently locked and trapped in our amazingly super complex brains. We have no idea what our potential as a human race is. We can be so much better, only if sex didn't hold us back. I have no use for balls, it's more destructive than it is constructive. EDIT: testosterone is also linked to increased levels of violence, why do you think men commit such a large proportion of violent crimes? Duh, I don't play Protoss, so I think I'll keep my balls =D. But how do Protoss procreate? Anyway, back on topic, Dan Brown mentioned in the novel Da Vinci Code that sexual climax is man's way of becoming "one with God". Maybe we can become psionic if we direct our research towards achieving more complete/wholesome orgasms. | ||
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haavard29
Norway37 Posts
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