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Sbrubbles
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil5776 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 12:30:53
September 27 2012 12:30 GMT
#261
Can I give just give 1 of my balls for 7.5 years?
Bora Pain minha porra!
Captain Mayhem
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Sweden774 Posts
September 27 2012 12:33 GMT
#262
If it was just a "what if"-question, then sure. Kindof like the "Would you press a button to kill 100 people if you got $5 million?", or the death teleporter.

But this is real. I'm not so sure anymore...
Gravity is just a theory anyway.
Butterednuts
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States859 Posts
September 27 2012 13:28 GMT
#263
I guess you could say that I just don't have the balls to do this.
Chameleons Cast No Shadows
_fool
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands684 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 13:37:38
September 27 2012 13:37 GMT
#264
On September 27 2012 22:28 Butterednuts wrote:
I guess you could say that I just don't have the balls to do this.

+ Show Spoiler +
On September 26 2012 07:55 Blazinghand wrote:
I don't think I'd have the balls to make a decision like that.



One could in fact say that.
"News is to the mind what sugar is to the body"
Mesha
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Bosnia-Herzegovina439 Posts
September 27 2012 13:43 GMT
#265
I ll donate one of my ball and take extra years and continue to play with my other ball. ^_^
Reality hits you hard bro.
SaltyPeaches
Profile Joined June 2011
United States17 Posts
September 27 2012 13:44 GMT
#266
On September 27 2012 21:17 LeSioN wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 27 2012 15:09 Ruscour wrote:
Wait. How much would not having balls fuck you up? Could you get an erection, or would you just not really have sexuality?

If my partner would be fine with me getting her off without my cock then I'd probably do it. Then again, such a huge decision...maybe when I'm older I won't fear death as much :-/

......you still have a dick. The only real issue is you would probably have a lower testosterone, hence the longer life. Your dick is still functional though, just wont drop a load when u get off.


I may be wrong here (I haven't taken an anatomy course in a few years), but I believe semen is produced primarily by the seminal vesicles and the prostate, not the testicles. You would still technically "drop a load", it would just not contain any sperm. Again, I'm no expert. I just seem to remember reading that somewhere.....
"England is not in Europe! We tolerate Europe! Much like herpes!"
Spriki
Profile Joined April 2012
216 Posts
September 27 2012 13:45 GMT
#267
after reading the title, I thought this was gonna be like one of those "nada's body" threads and that the first post I was gonna read was "what a god awful post"
Professional couch potato l Lover of Spectator Sports
thoradycus
Profile Joined August 2010
Malaysia3262 Posts
September 27 2012 13:51 GMT
#268
Ill only trade my balls when im close to death. By that time my balls would be quite useless anyway
EnE
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
417 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 13:55:54
September 27 2012 13:54 GMT
#269
No, sorry... don't think my girlfriend would be chuffed.

Not to mention that you'd have no balls from years say 6-80 just so you could live from 80-95,
I'm embarrased by my past actions and even more ashamed of my present thoughts and future endeavors to clear my name.
xsnac
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
Barbados1365 Posts
September 27 2012 14:04 GMT
#270
so to live all my life without balls but 10 more years of OLD life ? yy NO THANKS !
1/4 \pi \epsilon_0
Moloc
Profile Joined January 2012
Ireland16 Posts
September 27 2012 14:41 GMT
#271
I think its more about adding life to your years than years to your life. So no.
Abenson
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada4122 Posts
September 27 2012 14:49 GMT
#272
Just wondering...
Do you still get to keep the dick?
Since if I just lose the balls I can do bareback every time!
zev318
Profile Joined October 2010
Canada4306 Posts
September 27 2012 14:52 GMT
#273
where would u gain 15 years? like if its just tacked on to the end, why bother, the later years are the worst years
Dfgj
Profile Joined May 2008
Singapore5922 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 15:45:30
September 27 2012 15:44 GMT
#274
On September 27 2012 23:52 zev318 wrote:
where would u gain 15 years? like if its just tacked on to the end, why bother, the later years are the worst years

Where do you think? Cutting off balls doesn't magically maintain you when your organs are failing at the end of life.
Setev
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Malaysia390 Posts
September 27 2012 17:58 GMT
#275
On September 27 2012 12:52 EffervescentAureola wrote:
Balls are overrated, I don't understand all you people saying that a life without sex or the desire to bang women is not a life worth living, if that's your view of life then your life must be pretty damn boring to begin with. There is so much more to life than trying to get women in bed and always having sexual thoughts in the back of your mind.

I would love to have a life where I'm never tempted by pleasures of the flesh, where I'm never a slave to my own passions. If I didn't ever think about sex, I could have done better in school and college and gotten so much farther ahead in my career. If I didn't have balls I would never have to "think" with the "other head", so all my decisions and plans and goals would be realistic, logical, rational, etc. Also, not having a sex drive would give me a more balanced and positive and spiritual perspective on life. I could better understand people's motivations and thought processes, especially women and what makes them tick.

I feel that a life without balls would actually be more fulfilling than a life with balls, even if hypothetically a person without balls died earlier than a person with balls. I feel the guy who didn't have balls would have accomplished and learned a great deal more in his relatively shorter lifespan than a guy who lived longer but a lot of his time was misguided and mismanaged time, such as chasing women and paying mind games and engaging in pointless drama, only for a few seconds of pleasure when semen ejects from his penis. All that work...for literally nothing. What a waste.

And then you go back to living your normal life, but the person without a sex drive would have reached a state of nirvana or bliss or enlightenment because he would never even think to indulge in such a primitive activity. Other civilizations around the galaxy or universe would probably laugh at us, as they would be intelligent enough to have gotten over sexuality. Without the need for sex, intelligent and introspective beings such as ourselves could have accomplished a great deal more. But sex keeps humans at a basic, primitive, instinctive, almost caveman level. Only if we can overcome this will humans become more enlightened beings who can embrace their psionic and telepathic and supernatural abilities that are inherently locked and trapped in our amazingly super complex brains.

We have no idea what our potential as a human race is.
We can be so much better, only if sex didn't hold us back.
I have no use for balls, it's more destructive than it is constructive.

EDIT: testosterone is also linked to increased levels of violence, why do you think men commit such a large proportion of violent crimes?


Duh, I don't play Protoss, so I think I'll keep my balls =D. But how do Protoss procreate?

Anyway, back on topic, Dan Brown mentioned in the novel Da Vinci Code that sexual climax is man's way of becoming "one with God". Maybe we can become psionic if we direct our research towards achieving more complete/wholesome orgasms.

I'm the King Of Nerds
haavard29
Profile Joined February 2011
Norway37 Posts
September 27 2012 18:03 GMT
#276
Can I do it when I'm old enough that females aren't attractive anymore?
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