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d00p
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
711 Posts
September 27 2012 04:15 GMT
#241
Personally I can't wait for old age and those droopy long balls you get. So hell no.
Perseverance
Profile Joined February 2010
Japan2800 Posts
September 27 2012 04:17 GMT
#242
I wouldn't do it for an extra 30 years...for what is life without ones testes?
<3 Moonbattles
Swish 41
Profile Joined September 2012
Germany154 Posts
September 27 2012 04:19 GMT
#243
I'm 25 and already sick of life, so I would trade my balls for instant-death..
paper
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
September 27 2012 04:27 GMT
#244
Better Q would be... trading balls for 15 more years of youth :<
Hates Fun🤔
Csong
Profile Joined March 2012
Canada396 Posts
September 27 2012 04:36 GMT
#245
no thanks
Newbistic
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
China2912 Posts
September 27 2012 04:45 GMT
#246
I thought it was about trading your balls when you're 90 for another 15 years of life (which would depend on how I'm doing at 90), but to cut them off now? Who would make such a trade?
Logic is Overrated
Trasko
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Sweden983 Posts
September 27 2012 05:32 GMT
#247
Probably not.
Jaedong <3
WilDMousE
Profile Joined July 2011
Chile1335 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-27 05:44:04
September 27 2012 05:35 GMT
#248
I'd rather be a baller. 8D

You'd have to be nuts to do that kind of stuff
Barackopala
Jank
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States308 Posts
September 27 2012 05:40 GMT
#249
Yeah probably, more life span and less time wasted getting my rocks off...
"You don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day." - Michael Parenti
Cyber_Cheese
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia3615 Posts
September 27 2012 05:53 GMT
#250
There's too many other causes of death.
The moment you lose confidence in yourself, is the moment the world loses it's confidence in you.
Ruscour
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
5233 Posts
September 27 2012 06:09 GMT
#251
Wait. How much would not having balls fuck you up? Could you get an erection, or would you just not really have sexuality?

If my partner would be fine with me getting her off without my cock then I'd probably do it. Then again, such a huge decision...maybe when I'm older I won't fear death as much :-/
Djagulingu
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany3605 Posts
September 27 2012 06:23 GMT
#252
Trading my balls for 15 more years of life in misery? No thanks.
"windows bash is a steaming heap of shit" tofucake
Ordained
Profile Joined June 2010
United States779 Posts
September 27 2012 06:26 GMT
#253
What would the point of living be then?
"You are not trying to win, you are trying to be awesome" -Day[9]
Discarder
Profile Joined July 2012
Philippines411 Posts
September 27 2012 06:39 GMT
#254
Can I be castrated when im 75? When I no longer have a boner? :D
You can take the lion out of the jungle, but you can't take the jungle out of the lion
Quesadilla
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States1814 Posts
September 27 2012 07:33 GMT
#255
On September 27 2012 13:19 Swish 41 wrote:
I'm 25 and already sick of life, so I would trade my balls for instant-death..


hahahah, this wins
Make a lot of friends. Wear good clothes. Drink good beer. Love a nice girl.
Bartuc
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands629 Posts
September 27 2012 09:16 GMT
#256
Wouldn't
It is a sign of strength to cry out against fate, rather than to bow one's head and succumb.
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9053 Posts
September 27 2012 09:17 GMT
#257
but you still have your penis right? they only said balls.
FlaminGinjaNinja
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United Kingdom879 Posts
September 27 2012 09:49 GMT
#258
I don't think so, I can maybe understand losing one, but not both. Not saying i'd even lop one off for the extra years, I don't think I could pick!
GinjaNinja.661 EU I'd like to thank my sh*t keyyboard for always messing up my 'Y's
LeSioN
Profile Joined November 2010
United States325 Posts
September 27 2012 12:17 GMT
#259
On September 27 2012 15:09 Ruscour wrote:
Wait. How much would not having balls fuck you up? Could you get an erection, or would you just not really have sexuality?

If my partner would be fine with me getting her off without my cock then I'd probably do it. Then again, such a huge decision...maybe when I'm older I won't fear death as much :-/

......you still have a dick. The only real issue is you would probably have a lower testosterone, hence the longer life. Your dick is still functional though, just wont drop a load when u get off.
Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job.
Pulimuli
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Sweden2766 Posts
September 27 2012 12:28 GMT
#260
If you lose them as a kid you could always become a castrato singer, big market for them these days ive heard... oh wait that was 300 years ago >.<
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