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BurningSera
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Ireland19621 Posts
September 26 2012 15:28 GMT
#201
That's it. I just decided that my future wife have to admire my balls.
is 2017, stop being lame, fuck's sakes. 'Can't wait for the rise of the cakes and humanity's last stand tbqh.'
CaptainCrush
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States785 Posts
September 26 2012 15:34 GMT
#202
While I have no interest in any of your balls, I will take the Man Card of any of you goons who say yes to this question.
kafkaesque
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
Germany2006 Posts
September 26 2012 15:37 GMT
#203
Of course dudes without balls live longer, since for the average man, life is one depressing series in the pursuit of women.

Not having to care about "getting any" must be the biggest decrease of stress one could imagine.
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Yorbon
Profile Joined December 2011
Netherlands4272 Posts
September 26 2012 15:43 GMT
#204
No, thanks.
There is no cow level.
Callynn
Profile Joined December 2010
Netherlands917 Posts
September 26 2012 15:49 GMT
#205
Yay 15 more years in the old people's home to be shouted at by nurses.

Not to mention no sex drive.

Why would anyone seriously consider this? I know gays, bis and heteros but I've never heard of someone without the will to have sex, and I hope it stays that way.
Comparing BW with SCII is like comparing a beautiful three-master sailing ship with a modern battlecruiser. Both are beautiful in their own way, both perform the same task, but they are worlds apart in how they are built and how they are steered.
Vaelone
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Finland4400 Posts
September 26 2012 15:49 GMT
#206
I don't particularly want to live really old so I'l keep my balls.

My opinion might change once I reach retirement age if I make it that far which seems unlikely as our lovely parliament will probably have pulled retirement age up to 80 by the time I'm old so I'm fucked with balls or without balls.
RvB
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Netherlands6313 Posts
September 26 2012 16:01 GMT
#207
The sacrifice we men have to do to just have sex....
Durp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada3117 Posts
September 26 2012 16:02 GMT
#208
Most men trade their balls away anyways, it's called marriage.
SOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo Many BANELINGS!!
Gladiator6
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden7024 Posts
September 26 2012 16:04 GMT
#209
On September 27 2012 00:37 kafkaesque wrote:
Of course dudes without balls live longer, since for the average man, life is one depressing series in the pursuit of women.

Not having to care about "getting any" must be the biggest decrease of stress one could imagine.


Haha well said!
Flying, sOs, free, Light, Soulkey & ZerO
Badgesc
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
France111 Posts
September 26 2012 16:06 GMT
#210
Sometimes they bother me when I run, so why not!
Ojahh
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Ireland728 Posts
September 26 2012 16:27 GMT
#211
why is this such a huge new thing I see mentioned everywhere around in the last few days. the knowledge about this is so old, I learned about this fact maybe 5 years ago and I am sure its longer know than that?

Its the old thing of "You can smoke if you want, as long as you cut your balls of, you will have a longer average lifespan than a non smoker"
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jinorazi
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)4948 Posts
September 26 2012 17:31 GMT
#212
On September 26 2012 22:57 Supert0fu wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 26 2012 22:48 Waxangel wrote:
On September 26 2012 20:29 cilinder007 wrote:
why would you go against evolution


you know that's pretty much the same as saying "Why go against's god's design?"



^Owned

Does anyone know why creationism is taking over Korean school? I thought they were largely unreligious or Buddhist.


they are...but its the (christian) board members that are changing it and its quiet sad to see.
age: 84 | location: california | sex: 잘함
SaltyPeaches
Profile Joined June 2011
United States17 Posts
September 26 2012 17:36 GMT
#213
On September 27 2012 00:49 Callynn wrote:
Yay 15 more years in the old people's home to be shouted at by nurses.

Not to mention no sex drive.

Why would anyone seriously consider this? I know gays, bis and heteros but I've never heard of someone without the will to have sex, and I hope it stays that way.


I've actually read a few things about "asexuality" being considered a sexual orientation, meaning not being attracted to either gender. It's still pretty heavily debated right now, but it's "gaining ground", I guess you could say. I suppose asexual people (if it's a real thing--obviously, I'm not a doctor) would consider the 15 years.
"England is not in Europe! We tolerate Europe! Much like herpes!"
PeT[uK]
Profile Joined November 2009
United States412 Posts
September 26 2012 18:58 GMT
#214
the years that it would be giving you are all old age years which are going to suck anyway. I'd keep my nuts
How Happy Are the Blameless Vestals Lot.
LeSioN
Profile Joined November 2010
United States325 Posts
September 26 2012 20:06 GMT
#215
Definately. balls are useless. Just freeze like a gallon of sperm. More aerodynamic, no accidental pregnancies.
Someone needs to tell the truth, but it shouldn't be my job.
shadowboxer
Profile Joined November 2010
United States224 Posts
September 26 2012 20:14 GMT
#216
Past a certain point there's useless anyway, so why not? I'm pretty sure men would be 150% more productive without their balls telling them females are worthwhile.
"Hear that? That's God laughing at your plans."
IamaGrapeMan
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada165 Posts
September 26 2012 20:17 GMT
#217
On September 27 2012 05:06 LeSioN wrote:
Definately. balls are useless. Just freeze like a gallon of sperm. More aerodynamic, no accidental pregnancies.


No accidental pregnancies not because you won't produce sperm, but because you won't want to have sex.
IamaGrapeMan
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Canada165 Posts
September 26 2012 20:20 GMT
#218
On September 27 2012 01:04 Gladiator333 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 27 2012 00:37 kafkaesque wrote:
Of course dudes without balls live longer, since for the average man, life is one depressing series in the pursuit of women.

Not having to care about "getting any" must be the biggest decrease of stress one could imagine.


Haha well said!


What's well said?
Having a moderate amount of stress in your life can be greatly beneficial.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
September 26 2012 20:21 GMT
#219
I wouldn't want 15 extra years, period. I plan to blow through all of my savings when I retire and then end my life when I get bored.

Is there some sort of counter-offer? I'd gladly give up a decade for a bigger dick or faster recharge time.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
a_flayer
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Netherlands2826 Posts
September 26 2012 20:25 GMT
#220
would an extra set reduce my lifespan by 15? ~_~
When you came along so righteous with a new national hate, so convincing is the ardor of war and of men, it's harder to breathe than to believe you're a friend. The wars at home, the wars abroad, all soaked in blood and lies and fraud.
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