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AdamBanks
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada996 Posts
September 25 2012 23:42 GMT
#61
On September 26 2012 08:36 Vorgrim wrote:
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On September 26 2012 08:30 AdamBanks wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:27 Vorgrim wrote:
Balls are worth a lot more than 15 years.


tell me that when ur on your death bed and I might believe some of you guys.

Your balls must not be as magnificent as mine. My condolences, Adam.


Im still on the list for the surgery....someday.


NSFW
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I wrote a song once.
Deleted User 183001
Profile Joined May 2011
2939 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:45:31
September 25 2012 23:44 GMT
#62
Exercise. Eat well. Listen to trance. Win.

I wouldn't give up any of my body parts. wtf.
IrOnKaL
Profile Joined June 2011
United States340 Posts
September 25 2012 23:45 GMT
#63
Nope
Share_The_Land
Profile Joined November 2011
Canada152 Posts
September 25 2012 23:45 GMT
#64
Simply put, No! Just think of all the missed teabagging opportunities!
"Turns out he's a former Counterstrike pro and grabs his ak!" - Tasteless
Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-09-25 23:47:28
September 25 2012 23:46 GMT
#65
Finally I have a pro for wishing to get castrated.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
AngryMag
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1040 Posts
September 25 2012 23:48 GMT
#66
On September 26 2012 08:40 s_Evil wrote:
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On September 26 2012 08:22 AngryMag wrote:
On September 26 2012 08:18 Frozenhelfire wrote:
I find my balls pretty inconvenient and they get in the way. I don't plan on having kids, so I'd probably do this if I knew it had no affect on orgasms or other chemical / hormonal balances.


Dude, you won't have much ink left in your pen without balls, you wouldn't need to worry about orgasms. What did you do in biology classes all these years for fucks sake...


Actually you are the one who did not pay attention in biology class... Even castrated men can get orgasms since testosterone /balls are not required to get one. Your ejaculate would be of minimal volume (not zero, since part of it is created by your prostate) and not contain any sperm but the feeling would be the same.


After a castration your sexual drive reduces to exactly 0 after circa 9 months (without testosterone therapy) You simply get impotent..
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18866 Posts
September 25 2012 23:48 GMT
#67
Absolutely not.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Bigtony
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States1606 Posts
September 25 2012 23:48 GMT
#68


Why would I want to live 15 years without balls?
Push 2 Harder
Lysteria
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
France2280 Posts
September 25 2012 23:50 GMT
#69
I gladly join the team who trade years for something, even another pair of balls.
Yeah I know, years into skills is theorically called school.
Br0kensword
Profile Joined September 2012
United States35 Posts
September 25 2012 23:51 GMT
#70
Hmmmm I could imagine castrating ones self thinking you will live for another 15 years then as you walk down the street lost in your thoughts thinking about what you will do with another decade and a half of life you get hit by a car. I think I'll pass
Merp..
HardlyNever
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States1258 Posts
September 25 2012 23:52 GMT
#71
As it is presented (as something you do early on in life to increase your chances of living longer), nope, wouldn't do it.

If it were some kind of genie-type thing, where I could do it when I was like 90, I'd definitely consider it. They probably won't have much use at that point anyhow.
Out there, the Kid learned to fend for himself. Learned to build. Learned to break.
QzYSc2
Profile Joined June 2012
Netherlands281 Posts
September 25 2012 23:55 GMT
#72
if i could combine this with the 'get your balls kicked twice everyday and receive $100000000000' deal, i'd definetly take it. else no way.
Xaddy
Profile Joined May 2011
Sweden41 Posts
September 25 2012 23:57 GMT
#73
Before the 20th century men and women had equal life expectancy. It's not biological, it's psychosocial. This 'doctor' needs to get some corroborating evidence for his/her outlandish theories.
Severedevil
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States4839 Posts
September 25 2012 23:57 GMT
#74
I'd trade away all sexuality for fifteen years more life, sure... but castration has a lot of side effects. Dunno how I feel about those.
My strategy is to fork people.
Remfire
Profile Joined October 2010
492 Posts
September 26 2012 00:02 GMT
#75
I am out. I want to have kids! Cant have kids if your cutting them off as a kid.
Dosey
Profile Joined September 2010
United States4505 Posts
September 26 2012 00:03 GMT
#76
I'd prefer to actually live life to the fullest... you can't really do that if you are half a man.
Ratze
Profile Joined January 2012
Germany1 Post
September 26 2012 00:03 GMT
#77
My balls stay where they are ! It's not even a question for me...my balls... OMG !

:D
jax1492
Profile Joined November 2009
United States1632 Posts
September 26 2012 00:06 GMT
#78
nope ....
Sephy90
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States1785 Posts
September 26 2012 00:07 GMT
#79
NOPE.

Get that insane shit outta here.
"So I turned the lights off at night and practiced by myself"
Slow Motion
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States6960 Posts
September 26 2012 00:08 GMT
#80
It's not the lack of balls, it's the fact that having balls means you also go after women. Women = less money, more stress, and kids which leads to even less money and a lot more stress and people who are after your inheritance. It's a downward cycle.
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