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Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-04 09:30:50
January 04 2006 09:28 GMT
#81
About my story with the friend... I think i seriously hurt her feelings.. I might actually make a (OMG OOPS WTF) thread about this... my girlfriend is pissed at me.. the friend is sad and hates me.

I wanted the female character to be her so I descried the character with real life things that's happened to my girlfriends friend (the one i this one with)

I got myself into deep shit with this.. Its lethal.

Edit: nope acutally thinking about it, its just me being for taking it to far
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
January 04 2006 13:37 GMT
#82
I actually think that's hilarious and the girls need to lighten up.
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
January 04 2006 13:53 GMT
#83
This should be placed in the TL.net comedy gold mine.

....if we had one.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
Locked
Profile Joined September 2004
United States4182 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-04 14:01:37
January 04 2006 13:58 GMT
#84
is that supposed to be sarcastic? because we do have one

its at the bottom of articles

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/articles.php

i'm not sure if i like all the choices though but its alright

like i didn't really laugh at the "download RAM" or smurg's thread ;(

there's probably some golden threads missing too but its a chore to look through all the threads
UMS map pack http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=50442
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-04 15:18:33
January 04 2006 15:17 GMT
#85
On January 04 2006 22:37 Klogon wrote:
I actually think that's hilarious and the girls need to lighten up.


shut up you loaf of bread

Re-posting something that all is an automatic 1cm deduction in E-penis.
Im back, in pog form!
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
January 04 2006 15:30 GMT
#86
On January 04 2006 22:58 Locked wrote:
is that supposed to be sarcastic? because we do have one

its at the bottom of articles

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/articles.php

i'm not sure if i like all the choices though but its alright

like i didn't really laugh at the "download RAM" or smurg's thread ;(

there's probably some golden threads missing too but its a chore to look through all the threads


OMg, I didn't even know we had a button called Articles, I thought the only functions on this site were Liquibet and Forums.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
January 04 2006 16:28 GMT
#87
very funny to read, thanks I can't believe it's real, though. It was probably written by one person as an example in order to demonstrate how the male and female minds differ.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
January 05 2006 09:18 GMT
#88
Locked, didn't know about that either... wow
ParasitJonte
Profile Joined September 2004
Sweden1768 Posts
January 05 2006 09:35 GMT
#89
hahahahah, best shit ever written
Hello=)
b_unnies
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
3579 Posts
March 21 2006 17:16 GMT
#90
srry guys i just feeling the need to bump this.. too funny to be missed out.. hope u guys dont mind.. but it really is one of the funniest shit ive ever read
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14910 Posts
March 21 2006 19:31 GMT
#91
You really should just keep that to yourself next time -_-
sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
March 21 2006 19:49 GMT
#92
this was extremely enjoyable to read
EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2870 Posts
March 21 2006 21:10 GMT
#93
On March 22 2006 04:31 KOFgokuon wrote:
You really should just keep that to yourself next time -_-


Better bump it than starting a new thread about it, and anyway, probably a lot of people missed it.
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
March 21 2006 21:31 GMT
#94
I've seen this before, but yes it is hilarious.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Sadir
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Vatican City State1176 Posts
March 21 2006 22:55 GMT
#95
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron....then came my first laugh =)....damn so funny
thx for sharing....hmm now i ve to sent it to all my (male)friends
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
March 22 2006 00:03 GMT
#96
"Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live."

exactly what I would have done... haha

and also:

"Go drink some tea - whore"

haha
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-03-22 00:41:32
March 22 2006 00:41 GMT
#97
"Go drink some tea - whore."

looool, gold
:)
Prose
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada314 Posts
March 22 2006 01:49 GMT
#98
On January 02 2006 17:52 Klogon wrote:
It also shows that contrary to popular believe, men can dish out the insults far better than women.

Show nested quote +
Gary
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have
camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no,
I'm an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."


That was better than anything she said haha


The joke is on Gary because he probably reads Danielle Steele novels.

I actually like the first paragraph by Rebecca. It's awesome. No locale more exotic than the mindscape of a woman.
April showers bring May flowers bring June bugs bring JulyZerg.
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2448 Posts
March 22 2006 02:23 GMT
#99
On January 02 2006 17:57 Patriot.dlk wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 02 2006 17:52 Klogon wrote:
It also shows that contrary to popular believe, men can dish out the insults far better than women.

Gary
Yeah? Well, you're a self-centered tedious neurotic whose attempts at
writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh shall I have
camomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F***ING TEA??? Oh no,
I'm an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels."


That was better than anything she said haha


Well, he's a genius at insulting wouldn't you say? But yes we really are better at it, wonder if its gaming that makes us better?

"Go drink some tea - whore." lol

hahahha, i was thinking to my self "wtf shes deciding on what tea?"

-i think gaming does make us better. My roommate who cant play Counterstrike (literally he cant move through double doors, yet shoot alone) has no coordination, has no history in gaming ever. When i pick an argument for the fun of it, his insults are lame upon lame.
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
March 22 2006 03:11 GMT
#100
This is funny as hell !

P.S. Prose, your attempt at sarcasm has failed!
I'll call Nada.
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