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MuShu
Profile Joined March 2005
United States3223 Posts
January 02 2006 12:52 GMT
#41
Haha, first time reading it and it's hilarious!
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
January 02 2006 13:05 GMT
#42
On January 02 2006 20:54 Klogon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 02 2006 18:14 ChoboCop wrote:
P.P.S. Are you actually a professor at American?

Nope. I just copy/pasted the text.

And baal, I know it's old. But like I said, it's not very well known.


Well apparently you are right, i've atleast seen this thing 5 times, weird that nobody else has.
Im back, in pog form!
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
January 02 2006 13:07 GMT
#43
On January 02 2006 22:05 baal wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 02 2006 20:54 Klogon wrote:
On January 02 2006 18:14 ChoboCop wrote:
P.P.S. Are you actually a professor at American?

Nope. I just copy/pasted the text.

And baal, I know it's old. But like I said, it's not very well known.


Well apparently you are right, i've atleast seen this thing 5 times, weird that nobody else has.


I'm about 99% sure I saw this before too, but it was a long time ago, and it's still funny.
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
Izenra
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada679 Posts
January 02 2006 13:34 GMT
#44
On January 02 2006 17:40 Patriot.dlk wrote:
HAHA haven't read far.. I got until "Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon"
!


I swear I laugh at only the description of what was happening. That guys is fucking hilarious :D.
The girl tries too much.

Gary is a case of clean-awesomeness.
0_0
Profile Joined April 2004
United States2090 Posts
January 02 2006 13:40 GMT
#45
haha, that's so awesome .
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
January 02 2006 13:42 GMT
#46
I think Gary was just writing all that just to merely piss of the girl. Seriously, he seems like the type of guy who would pull something like that off.
Chraej
Profile Joined October 2005
United States246 Posts
January 02 2006 13:45 GMT
#47
lol gg rebecca
current state: padawan in search of a master
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
January 02 2006 14:20 GMT
#48
On January 02 2006 19:19 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
" Each person will pair off with the
person sitting to his or her immediate right."

Wouldn't an entire row of people be sharing the same story then?


No, each of them is probably just writing on two different stories... First everyone writes a paragraph, passes it to the right, writes one paragraph, then passes it back not on.
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
January 02 2006 14:22 GMT
#49
Ah, that makes sense.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
January 02 2006 15:02 GMT
#50
BTW, that last comment of the "Teacher" is totally Fake, this is the first time ive seen that in it.
Im back, in pog form!
toshi
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Poland469 Posts
January 02 2006 15:17 GMT
#51
hehehehe funny txt, ;]
pro-
SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
January 02 2006 15:33 GMT
#52
that was awesome :D
totalbiscuit is awful at casting.
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
January 02 2006 18:21 GMT
#53
On January 03 2006 00:02 baal wrote:
BTW, that last comment of the "Teacher" is totally Fake, this is the first time ive seen that in it.


dream killerX_X


lol, good stuff
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
Mandalor
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Germany2362 Posts
January 02 2006 19:11 GMT
#54
ahaha this made my day
Gary's first paragraph was awesome, so was the ending lolz

thx klogon ^^
Return
Profile Joined June 2005
Ivory Coast859 Posts
January 02 2006 19:26 GMT
#55
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHa

omg;o
Diiiscoo-oh, thats where the happy people go!
mensrea
Profile Joined September 2002
Canada5062 Posts
January 02 2006 19:30 GMT
#56
rofl
actus non facit reum, nisi mens sit rea.
Jakoavain
Profile Joined November 2005
Finland176 Posts
January 02 2006 19:37 GMT
#57
MUST KEEP LAUGHING DOWN, MUST NOT BURST......................

roflmaololololollolololololmaorofl!! That was the best damn stuff i've ever read
nitram
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada5412 Posts
January 02 2006 19:50 GMT
#58
1 of the few things i read through ggnore
These sites might be of more use than a StarCraft site, where the majority of posters look on WCIII as the dense misformed fetus produced during Blizzards latest miscarrige.
Patriot.dlk
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Sweden5462 Posts
January 02 2006 20:07 GMT
#59
I really, really don't understand the "OMG OMG ITS OLD"
about 20 or so tl.net posters had a really nice time becouse we never saw this before.. So baal or what ever, don't even post like that.

Remember how old bw is and realize old = gold.
NovaTheFeared
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States7232 Posts
January 02 2006 20:23 GMT
#60
Definitely classic gold. Seen it 3 or 4 times but it's still just as good today as it was the first time I read it ^^;

I suggest for the next installment of "Classic Gold" we go to the Adventures of BloodNinja
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