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NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
January 02 2006 09:20 GMT
#21
We did this back in like 7th grade. I got kicked out of class and 3 days of detention for writing a porn script.
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
WGT)DarkXprT
Profile Joined October 2005
Qatar428 Posts
January 02 2006 09:24 GMT
#22
i dont know if its correct to write P.S. longer than the actual text ... -_-
I hope all our problems stay as much as christmas wishes.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
January 02 2006 09:39 GMT
#23
A+ - I really liked this one.

Bwahaha golden.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20159 Posts
January 02 2006 09:45 GMT
#24
oh
my
god
That was hilarious
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
MPXMX
Profile Joined December 2002
Canada4309 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-02 10:19:21
January 02 2006 10:12 GMT
#25
Great! I have to say that this, below, is the funniest part of it. Who comes up with this?

At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
camomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home, now
reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times, that he
liked camomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her mind
off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought about
him too much her asthma started acting up again. So camomile was out of
the question.


The girl needs to remove that abnormally large plank of rugged firewood from her ass. And Gary has a serious case of awesomeness. I am absolutely objective here
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
January 02 2006 10:19 GMT
#26
" Each person will pair off with the
person sitting to his or her immediate right."

Wouldn't an entire row of people be sharing the same story then?
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
MPXMX
Profile Joined December 2002
Canada4309 Posts
January 02 2006 10:24 GMT
#27
that seems like a "slip of the pen"
actual meaning intended "pair off with a person next to you, sort it out yourself"
Xeroth
Profile Joined July 2005
United States432 Posts
January 02 2006 10:30 GMT
#28
Pure gold
Everyones favorite hick.
radiaL
Profile Joined August 2003
Andorra2690 Posts
January 02 2006 11:00 GMT
#29
and for yet another content filled post:

sideproject: twitch.tv Starcraft II Viewers data - http://twitchsc2data.com/
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
January 02 2006 11:09 GMT
#30
looooooooooool
Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
January 02 2006 11:15 GMT
#31
On January 02 2006 18:45 decafchicken wrote:
oh
my
god
That was hilarious
HappyManRun
Profile Joined November 2005
1111 Posts
January 02 2006 11:24 GMT
#32
haha...

Girl:
Ohhh emotion emotion emotion ~__~ How sorrowful
Boy:
I'm blasting off, BLASTING! laz0r gogo bazzz bzzzzz!!!
Girl:
FUck this, you died, okay?
Boy:
Aliens Killed YOU! DIE mothafucka!
Girl:
*curses*
Boy:
*curses*
Swear
swear
swear
.
.
.

A+ hahah :p
Awesome, thx for posting :D
I happy, thus I run.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
January 02 2006 11:40 GMT
#33
thats fucking old
Im back, in pog form!
Oxygen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Canada3581 Posts
January 02 2006 11:45 GMT
#34
hahahahaaha rofl

klogon fro prez
Dont drink and derive. TSL: Made with Balls.
Larva
Profile Joined November 2005
United States363 Posts
January 02 2006 11:51 GMT
#35
On January 02 2006 20:40 baal wrote:
thats fucking old


I agree with baal, I read this I believe last year (2005 har har har).
LOL AT THIS GUY ABOVE ME.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
January 02 2006 11:54 GMT
#36
On January 02 2006 18:14 ChoboCop wrote:
P.P.S. Are you actually a professor at American?

Nope. I just copy/pasted the text.

And baal, I know it's old. But like I said, it's not very well known.
StreaK
Profile Joined December 2005
Canada580 Posts
January 02 2006 12:00 GMT
#37
HAHA thats great
1a2a3a
88)GuMMi
Profile Joined August 2004
Sweden720 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-01-02 12:24:36
January 02 2006 12:24 GMT
#38
really nice one :D
we used to do this too and they always turned out hilarious
Puppy powaa
nArAnjO
Profile Joined October 2002
Peru2571 Posts
January 02 2006 12:33 GMT
#39
internet freaks always say something is old, their mind is so fkin absorbed that they cant think not everyone surfes the fucking web out of boredom, some justo go out and chill =/
Xeroth
Profile Joined July 2005
United States432 Posts
January 02 2006 12:42 GMT
#40
Who cares if its old. If this many people are laughing, they obviously haven't read it yet.

Does the fact that you read it before make you better than everyone else? Like feeling Elitist?
Everyones favorite hick.
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