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Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 20 2005 16:26 GMT
#1
...Your opinion About the Grind Dance Boner?

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Poll: Opinion Of Grind Dance Boner?
(Vote): Jab it in let her know you're ready to go
(Vote): Semi-boner is normal and they like it
(Vote): I have never grind danced
(Vote): If you get a boner while grind dancing you're a loser
(Vote): Pull your hips back a little bit so she can't feel it

So, what do you guys think?
why so 진지해?
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28665 Posts
October 20 2005 16:30 GMT
#2
im really not a fan of grind dancing but if a girl grind dances she doesnt mind it turning you on

Moderator
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 20 2005 16:33 GMT
#3
Zia, mnm, emlary, manifesto help out the men of TL.net
why so 진지해?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
October 20 2005 16:33 GMT
#4
manifesto always gets a boner when some guy is grinding his ass
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28665 Posts
October 20 2005 16:34 GMT
#5
zia doesnt mind it being jabbed in but she certainly wouldn't grind dance
Moderator
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
October 20 2005 16:36 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-20 16:39:57
October 20 2005 16:39 GMT
#7
It's all about digging into her while you got the half-chubby goin.
Resonate
Profile Joined October 2002
United Kingdom8402 Posts
October 20 2005 16:40 GMT
#8
it's not even danceing, it's just simulated sex.

and it sucks
Memory lane in nice
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 20 2005 16:41 GMT
#9
The psychology of it is different and very interesting though. I think girls really aren't that fond of it. They'd rather have a guy who can just dance well. It shows skill, performance, rhythm, and most of all confidence. Popping a boner in her booty only shows you're just as normal as the next horny loser in the club. Dancing well without being horny shows power of movement, control, focus, all masculine qualities that would make a girl want to sleep with you much more soon than a throbbing 8 incher in her buttcrack.

Girls on the other hand can be cocka-doodle-do'ing on the dance floor jumping around on one foot and flapping their arms randomly and as long as they have a cute face and a rack no one will give a shit and still think they are sexy.

Thats what I think anyways, curious about your thoughts. I know Assem had a problem with this.
why so 진지해?
ilnp
Profile Joined December 2002
Iceland1330 Posts
October 20 2005 16:46 GMT
#10
little too old to be embarassed about having a fully functioning penis
8===D~~
Liquid`Drone
Profile Joined September 2002
Norway28665 Posts
October 20 2005 16:51 GMT
#11
rek if a girl is like that she won't be grind dancing

at least not here.
I dance without knowing how to and without grinding all the time
and it only gives positive responses. you just gotta look like you're enjoying it.

Moderator
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 20 2005 16:55 GMT
#12
very true, differen't types of whores
why so 진지해?
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
October 20 2005 17:05 GMT
#13
Well i think she would exept you to have a semi-boner, i vote for they like it.
Im back, in pog form!
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
October 20 2005 17:13 GMT
#14
bust out the sprinkler and seal the deal.
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-20 17:27:57
October 20 2005 17:27 GMT
#15
i remember when me and my friends first started to grind hoes back in Jr. High, it was the shiet.

as for this topic, i dont get chubbies anymore when i grind, but i used to take a break from dancing when i would start to pop a chubby cuz i wasnt tryin to stab the girls while dancing, kinda uncomfortable for both parties if you ask me.

p.s. i just noticed how old i am, it's sad, 10 years of grinding, oh boy.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
badteeth
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands1416 Posts
October 20 2005 18:12 GMT
#16
Tease them.
no quote for you! ehh, damn.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 20 2005 18:16 GMT
#17
you're going to need some jedi mind tricks to control the erectile functionality of your penis
why so 진지해?
lastprobeALIVE
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
United States973 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-20 18:35:59
October 20 2005 18:34 GMT
#18
i got the sickest vendetta when it comes to the chedda
when in doubt DT out
ZorAptoR
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Switzerland926 Posts
October 20 2005 18:46 GMT
#19
there is no chance to grind at goa and minimal parties...
and there is also no need for it...
in SOMA we TRUST
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
October 20 2005 18:55 GMT
#20
goa? anyway with all that LSD in your blood you wouldnt get a boner
Im back, in pog form!
mitsy
Profile Joined October 2005
United States1792 Posts
October 20 2005 19:09 GMT
#21
it probably depends on the chick. if she's a naive virgin just impersinating the dence dence the boner might be better saved for later. but if shes a girl who knos anything it might not be ideal but it might subliminally support other ongoing things, i dunoe....... if ur dancing w a chik in a club its just so they can feel pretty as they get buzz enough to not feel guilty about being a slut with u later on, right?
express yourself--madonna
ZorAptoR
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Switzerland926 Posts
October 20 2005 19:18 GMT
#22
On October 21 2005 03:55 baal wrote:
goa? anyway with all that LSD in your blood you wouldnt get a boner


hmmm, goa-parties are quite drugfree (no wait, i mean not everybody is on drugs) compared to the minimal-parties i have been, up to now
in SOMA we TRUST
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 20 2005 19:21 GMT
#23
On October 21 2005 04:09 mitsy wrote:
it probably depends on the chick. if she's a naive virgin just impersinating the dence dence the boner might be better saved for later. but if shes a girl who knos anything it might not be ideal but it might subliminally support other ongoing things, i dunoe....... if ur dancing w a chik in a club its just so they can feel pretty as they get buzz enough to not feel guilty about being a slut with u later on, right?


wrong.
why so 진지해?
LaSt)ChAnCe
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States2179 Posts
October 20 2005 19:33 GMT
#24
popping a boner while doing cardiovascular (even if lightly) activities such as dancing (even grinding) is really hard for me...i can't do it so i never had this problem sorry
Smorrie
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands2922 Posts
October 20 2005 19:57 GMT
#25
the whole point of the dance is that you poke her bum.. girls like it to tease around and because of the fact that they can turn on a guy.. if a girl wouldnt like to be poked, then why would she ride her ass up your pen0r.. my friend once told me a story about a girl that started to ride her ass up against him, but he didn't get aroused by it.. then the girl was like *hey.. you aren't doing anything*

so yeah, i think it's not really about letting her know you're ready to go, its more about getting aroused and rhythmically moving up against her.. it's a sexual dance or w/e.. if a girl does it to you it doesnt mean she wants you to impale her.
It has a strong technique, but it lacks oo.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 20 2005 19:58 GMT
#26
smorrie i disagree its not all about her rousing your cock its more about hips moving in motion together with your hands on her hips / sides / side of legs
why so 진지해?
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
October 20 2005 20:02 GMT
#27
That poll should rather be set on a site with more female traffic me thinks?

But anyway, I know I can't control things, since if I grind then I probably like what I see, and then again if she's doing the same, she's probably ok with it? If she's a total stranger she'd not even start with someone unappealing to her, so popping tents won't matter much...

-Mynock
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
October 20 2005 20:04 GMT
#28
On October 21 2005 04:58 Rekrul wrote:
smorrie i disagree its not all about her rousing your cock its more about hips moving in motion together with your hands on her hips / sides / side of legs


It's all nice and all but that's not in the topic of the poll -__-;

-Mynock
Smorrie
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands2922 Posts
October 20 2005 20:05 GMT
#29
well.. i guess there's a "dancing" part and a "grinding" part.. where grinding is just her rubbing up against you and getting you hard.

i think >.>
It has a strong technique, but it lacks oo.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 20 2005 20:07 GMT
#30
On October 21 2005 05:04 Mynock wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2005 04:58 Rekrul wrote:
smorrie i disagree its not all about her rousing your cock its more about hips moving in motion together with your hands on her hips / sides / side of legs


It's all nice and all but that's not in the topic of the poll -__-;

-Mynock


ummm...yes it is?

that is grind dancing....its not like the girl is repeatedly bashing her ass on your groin, it just stays there as your hips sway in unison
why so 진지해?
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
October 20 2005 20:07 GMT
#31
and i made the poll buddy, and look at the options, then try and post again

you're rusty
why so 진지해?
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-20 20:17:14
October 20 2005 20:16 GMT
#32
i think prodding her with your cattle rod may interrupt the rhythm of the dance. just because one ho liked it, doesn't mean they all do.
one time i started an impromptu grind dance underwater.

i still voted option 2 though
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
InFiNitY[pG]
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Germany3474 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-20 20:20:16
October 20 2005 20:19 GMT
#33
even if some guys can control that, a girl that does it often obviously met guys that can't, so she's probably expecing the guy to get a hard on, or at least is ok with it
"I just pressed stimpack, and somehow I won the battle" -Flash
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
October 20 2005 20:22 GMT
#34
On October 21 2005 05:07 Rekrul wrote:
and i made the poll buddy, and look at the options, then try and post again

you're rusty


Where in that poll is a word about rhythm/dancing whatever? -.-

Rusty, haha ^^

-Mynock
Vi)Chris
Profile Joined January 2003
United States700 Posts
October 20 2005 20:32 GMT
#35
Grind dancing has been moved into the same category as kissing, making out, feeling around, and handjobs. After you've done it for a while it is no longer retains the slightest ability to arouse quickly or at all. I think you come off as a huge dorky loser by popping a boner. Girls go back and giggle to their friends about it and make fun of whoever has a boner. In a way it lets them know that you like them, so if they are desperate you may get some play later. But any girl who is anything would much rather not have a huge boner slapping across their butt crevice for 3 hours. As Rekrul said, I think avoiding a boner perpetuates many traits that are looked upon as positive or masculine. It's not like the discovery channel where you walk around with a boner and it somehow turns on the girl's "I wanna have sex with you" rader. Deeper psychological factors play a role, including the power of such things as non-interest, control, power, familiarity, etc...
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
October 20 2005 20:42 GMT
#36
If i would pop one I would probably be drunk enough to not care about it. I dont think it have ever scared away a girl.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
October 20 2005 20:47 GMT
#37
Regardless of what the girls think about it, having a full blown raging boner could get real embarassing after you pull away. I really don't think it's a big deal from the girl but if you're transitioning to a non-grind dance and you're teepee'd like a motherfucker, no good can come out of that.
t.t
IceLeY
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany121 Posts
October 20 2005 20:50 GMT
#38
happens only when im totally drunk
Liquid`RaSZi
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands2766 Posts
October 20 2005 20:54 GMT
#39
SO rek was grind dancing .. got a boner.. and got smacked the fuck up?
Fire and blood
NeoIllusions
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
United States37500 Posts
October 20 2005 21:30 GMT
#40
Guess what Rek's doing at the club right about now? ;D
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lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 20 2005 21:33 GMT
#41
On October 21 2005 05:54 Liquid`RaSZi wrote:
SO rek was grind dancing .. got a boner.. and got smacked the fuck up?


LOL

i voted for boner during grind dance = loser btw T.T

you gotta give like you don't give a fuck

cuz you don't playa
好好喝喝天天快乐
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
October 20 2005 21:47 GMT
#42
Of course, but that only comes thru practice = boner while grind dancing for the first n times, so whatever ~~

"So rek was grind dancing .. got a boner.. and got smacked the fuck up?"

While being convinced he's had the 1337-est dancin' mooves probably

-Mynock
Element)LoGiC
Profile Joined July 2003
Canada1143 Posts
October 20 2005 22:49 GMT
#43
Worse case scenario:











You cum in your pants. What do you do?
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
October 20 2005 22:56 GMT
#44
Pretend its gel.
Moderator<:3-/-<
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
October 20 2005 22:56 GMT
#45
On October 21 2005 07:49 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Worse case scenario:
You cum in your pants. What do you do?

Cry like a little girl named Harold.
Legalize drugs and murder.
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
October 20 2005 23:04 GMT
#46
On October 21 2005 07:49 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Worse case scenario:











You cum in your pants. What do you do?


Run like hell and never come back.
Moderator
x2fst
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
1272 Posts
October 20 2005 23:10 GMT
#47
anything but full boner with boxers on, grind dancing is more about hips/thigh/body contact anyway not being a horny loser who cant keep it down
poking a girl in the ass is less likely to get her into bed than dancing well and getting hot 'n' sweaty:D
muda, is a crime for me to wear a shirt, cos I is so good lookin
Murph
Profile Joined July 2005
Canada590 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-20 23:37:57
October 20 2005 23:35 GMT
#48
I've never grind danced. I've had girls try shit, but it has to be a pretty mutual thing. Then of course plenty of lap sitting, but thats entirely different I guess. So I can't really answer since i've never grinded with someone, but I can say that I certainly never got an erection from anything similar that i've experienced.

EDIT: But then I don't go clubbing anyways, i'm not old enough. Any partying I do is college or highschool parties and i'm not much of a party guy. I have immense experience with people on just about any drug you can think of though.
US-West: Ecstasy_V_
Jim
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden1965 Posts
October 20 2005 23:49 GMT
#49
To be honest I have no idea. I have grinded countless of times and I think I have had a semi boner all the time. I dont know if the girls feel this though since I wear jeans. Any comments about that, jeans vs more casual pants regarding the effect a boner will have?
To sup with the mighty ones, one must climb the path of daggers.
mr2hot4u15
Profile Joined February 2005
United States210 Posts
October 20 2005 23:55 GMT
#50
--- Nuked ---
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and fuuuuuurious anger
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
October 20 2005 23:58 GMT
#51
personally i jab it in to let her know im ready,although when im sober i probably wouldnt do this, i think it completly depends ont he girl if she likes it or not
Jim
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden1965 Posts
October 21 2005 00:00 GMT
#52
On October 21 2005 08:55 mr2hot4u15 wrote:
there's a lot of different types of grinding, if ur some fag that pops a bone when u touch a girls skin then yeah shell probably think ur a loser...

if she rubs her ass against your cock then shes probably trying to make it hard.

i dont really worry about what the girl thinks whenever im hanging out with them anyway though, so im not a good person to ask. if you're always worrying about what the girl thinks you'll just come off as a pussy, its better not to do it at all.

I obviously mean the type where she takes my hands and puts them on her chest or legs and start working me.
Ps. I almost never initiate grindings and I think thats the best move. Let them bitches come to you.
To sup with the mighty ones, one must climb the path of daggers.
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
October 21 2005 00:17 GMT
#53
um..i think you guys r reading too much into this "grind dancing". um...i dont think thats even the name. Maybe in some parts??? Resonate if u said it sucked...ur a loser. Seriously don't read so much into it guys..its just dancing with a girl. However i think rekrul said it right, even its too descriptive.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Stim_Abuser
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1277 Posts
October 21 2005 00:22 GMT
#54
everyone is worried about making it look like you don't care and therefor coming off as a playa. i think its better to acctually NOT care. Im pretty good at grind dancing, and as long as i know shes not, as stated before, a naive girl ill continue dancing with my chubby. like hey bitch my chubs all up on your ass and i dont care, what you gunna do about it? and i think by still dancing with a chub will come off as confidence. i think the best way to get laid is to hint it somehow, and a chubby and alot of sexual grinding helps. whenever i do anything with a girl my mindset is how can i get her as horny as possible? i think it works very well.

could be written much better, but hopefully you see my points.
you can tell what your enemy fears most by the means he uses to frighten you.
SojT
Profile Joined February 2004
United States789 Posts
October 21 2005 00:32 GMT
#55
On October 21 2005 07:49 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Worse case scenario:











You cum in your pants. What do you do?

IMO: that's the best case scenario, but whatever!

who the heck says chubby?
=]
HeavenS
Profile Joined August 2004
Colombia2259 Posts
October 21 2005 00:34 GMT
#56
yes stim, girls like confident guys. My friend happens to be a lil chubby but he dances (and damn good at it too lol) and girls love him. I think as long as your confident things should go great. I guess "grind dancing" sounded a lil (no offense to anyone here) nerdy to me because im not really used to anyone naming it. When i was younger people used to call it "dogging"...like saying, i dogged this girl, or go dog that girl. But yea i think boners are normal i guess lol. I think they'd prefer that you don't have a boner but they're probably used to it lol.
Im cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Tien
Profile Joined January 2003
Russian Federation4447 Posts
October 21 2005 00:59 GMT
#57
On October 21 2005 07:49 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Worse case scenario:











You cum in your pants. What do you do?


You knock her unconcious.
We decide our own destiny
HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
October 21 2005 01:17 GMT
#58
I don't want to hijack this thread, but perhaps you guys can chase a tangent for a second here.

I'm going to my girlfriend's college this weekend for a dance. I've seen her dance before, and she dances very well. I, on the other hand, have never really danced, and she knows this. Do any of you folks think it's possible for me to not look incompetent when I dance Saturday? If so, how?

I mean, what exactly constitutes dancing? How do you do it? Help a brother out?
If it were not so, I would have told you.
Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
October 21 2005 01:21 GMT
#59
stick it in her butt
JAM THE FUCKER!
HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
October 21 2005 01:23 GMT
#60
Damn it, Casper.
If it were not so, I would have told you.
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-21 01:25:33
October 21 2005 01:24 GMT
#61
On October 21 2005 09:59 Tien wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2005 07:49 Element)LoGiC wrote:
Worse case scenario:









You cum in your pants. What do you do?


You knock her unconcious.



then put her in the trunk of your car and drive to some obscure location

MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
October 21 2005 01:26 GMT
#62
Go there for the free drinks and snacks.

Just copy other people:

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96781308/K=blue danube/v=2/SID=w/l=VDI/SIG=128had2gp/EXP=1130001504/*-http://www.vit.k12.il.us/comed/EFTour/Bluedanube.mpg
HooTie
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States177 Posts
October 21 2005 01:33 GMT
#63
Getting a slight boner while grinding = perfectly normal, and, with me anyway, usually gets me a comment.
HooT HooT
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 21 2005 01:34 GMT
#64
On October 21 2005 10:33 HooTie wrote:
Getting a slight boner while grinding = perfectly normal, and, with me anyway, usually gets me a comment.


lol?

what kind of comment?
好好喝喝天天快乐
HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
October 21 2005 01:34 GMT
#65
If only dances were still that formal, knowing what to do wouldn't be such a mystery.
If it were not so, I would have told you.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
October 21 2005 01:46 GMT
#66
Just get really drunk and things will take care of themselves?
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
October 21 2005 01:52 GMT
#67
I considered that, but, in the end, I think one's nagging fears are best faced sober.
If it were not so, I would have told you.
HooTie
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States177 Posts
October 21 2005 02:12 GMT
#68
On October 21 2005 10:34 lil.sis wrote:

lol?

what kind of comment?


The kind that go "OMG your cock, in me, right now."
HooT HooT
Jim
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden1965 Posts
October 21 2005 02:18 GMT
#69
On October 21 2005 10:17 HULKAMANIA wrote:
I don't want to hijack this thread, but perhaps you guys can chase a tangent for a second here.

I'm going to my girlfriend's college this weekend for a dance. I've seen her dance before, and she dances very well. I, on the other hand, have never really danced, and she knows this. Do any of you folks think it's possible for me to not look incompetent when I dance Saturday? If so, how?

I mean, what exactly constitutes dancing? How do you do it? Help a brother out?

get wasted.
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lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 21 2005 02:48 GMT
#70
On October 21 2005 11:18 Jim wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2005 10:17 HULKAMANIA wrote:
I don't want to hijack this thread, but perhaps you guys can chase a tangent for a second here.

I'm going to my girlfriend's college this weekend for a dance. I've seen her dance before, and she dances very well. I, on the other hand, have never really danced, and she knows this. Do any of you folks think it's possible for me to not look incompetent when I dance Saturday? If so, how?

I mean, what exactly constitutes dancing? How do you do it? Help a brother out?

get wasted.


this is seriously your dominant strategy
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taDa
Profile Joined October 2004
575 Posts
October 21 2005 02:57 GMT
#71
A poll actually worth responding to. Nice one Dan. Grind dancing is all good until someone loses an eye. Nah, seriously if you going to grind I hope to God your dick gets a little hard... if not then why the heck are you grinding with that girl in the first place? Back, back that ass up! Back, back that ass up!
GG
nortorius
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1210 Posts
October 21 2005 02:59 GMT
#72
This is dispicable. How can you even THINK of dancing with a female until you know

-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)

... Disgusting.
MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
October 21 2005 03:01 GMT
#73
Wow, that was random.

Am I the only person whose posts get spoofed?
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
October 21 2005 03:04 GMT
#74
You might wanna take a glance at FakeSteve's MSPaint thread Moltke.
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nortorius
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1210 Posts
October 21 2005 03:04 GMT
#75
Pretty much.

All in good fun, however.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
October 21 2005 03:05 GMT
#76
On October 21 2005 12:01 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Wow, that was random.

Am I the only person whose posts get spoofed?


No, mine did for a while, about certain things. But not like that, and yours are far more often.

On the subject of grind "dancing," like most modern "dancing," I don't consider it dancing at all. If the girl's that big of a slut, why don't you just get a room and fuck her, rather than acting it out with clothes on in front of all those people?
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
October 21 2005 03:11 GMT
#77
On October 21 2005 12:01 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Wow, that was random.

Am I the only person whose posts get spoofed?

That post is such a GREAT post to spoof;)
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
HULKAMANIA
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States1219 Posts
October 21 2005 03:14 GMT
#78
It did own pretty hard; let's be honest.
If it were not so, I would have told you.
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
October 21 2005 03:17 GMT
#79
On October 21 2005 11:59 nortorius wrote:
This is dispicable. How can you even THINK of dancing with a female until you know

-Their religion, and respective piety
-Their family and family history
-Their socio-economic class
-Their artistic and literary talents
-Their sensitivity, romanticism and sentimentalism
-Their patriotism, provincialism, and rootedness in their native culture
-Their cooking, cleaning and other domestic abilities
-Their mental and emotional stability
-Their historical attitude and preferences regarding bourgeois family life
-Their racial origins (if not already clear)
-Their feminine virtues (virginity, modesty, etc)

... Disgusting.


its hilarious that as soon as i saw that i thought "moltke!!!" because i spoofed it before too haha
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MoltkeWarding
Profile Joined November 2003
5195 Posts
October 21 2005 03:25 GMT
#80
On October 21 2005 12:04 BroOd wrote:
You might wanna take a glance at FakeSteve's MSPaint thread Moltke.


I am pretty fortunate that Somuchbetter is a better artist than Fakesteve, and beat the latter to the punch.

I still dont get why its funny
sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
October 21 2005 03:38 GMT
#81
On October 21 2005 12:05 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2005 12:01 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Wow, that was random.

Am I the only person whose posts get spoofed?


No, mine did for a while, about certain things. But not like that, and yours are far more often.

On the subject of grind "dancing," like most modern "dancing," I don't consider it dancing at all. If the girl's that big of a slut, why don't you just get a room and fuck her, rather than acting it out with clothes on in front of all those people?


Nothing wrong with being close to a girl's ass.
sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
October 21 2005 03:39 GMT
#82
On October 21 2005 10:23 HULKAMANIA wrote:
Damn it, Casper.


hahaha, this made me laugh for quite some time. its like that episode of south park 'the lord of the rings', where clyde turns up dressed as a star wars trooper and cartmans all like 'Clyde... God dammit'

lol
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-21 03:40:35
October 21 2005 03:39 GMT
#83
On October 21 2005 12:25 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2005 12:04 BroOd wrote:
You might wanna take a glance at FakeSteve's MSPaint thread Moltke.


I am pretty fortunate that Somuchbetter is a better artist than Fakesteve, and beat the latter to the punch.

I still dont get why its funny

partly the text, but much more so the ridiculous portrait in the foreground.
i love it
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
FroST(TE)
Profile Joined September 2004
United States909 Posts
October 21 2005 03:47 GMT
#84
embarassing, its just embarassing
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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
October 21 2005 03:51 GMT
#85
On October 21 2005 12:39 CTStalker wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 21 2005 12:25 MoltkeWarding wrote:
On October 21 2005 12:04 BroOd wrote:
You might wanna take a glance at FakeSteve's MSPaint thread Moltke.


I am pretty fortunate that Somuchbetter is a better artist than Fakesteve, and beat the latter to the punch.

I still dont get why its funny

partly the text, but much more so the ridiculous portrait in the foreground.
i love it


its also pretty funny that moltke is like what, 20, and the picture is of an old man with a beard
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ApollyoN
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1297 Posts
October 21 2005 04:30 GMT
#86
I voted for the loser thing because I dont like to get one, and usually after dancing for a little bit I can control it or at least hide it . Some girls do like it though, they like the attention/power I guess.
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11579 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-21 04:46:39
October 21 2005 04:46 GMT
#87
jab it in, if she dun like it, her fault

Edit: grammar
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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
October 21 2005 04:56 GMT
#88
On October 21 2005 13:46 CaucasianAsian wrote:
jab it in, if she dun like it, her fault

Edit: grammar


Yeah, lack of.
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Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
October 21 2005 05:24 GMT
#89
some of you are hilarious.

and eri i can't believe you don't like grinding! its so fun!

asdfdsf

unless a girl is an absolute slut (and sometimes even then) she does *not* want you to have a boner. Rekrul basically has the right of it. She's grinding cause she wants to grind. It shouldn't be that complicated. Put a little thought into it, and you will come out the winner! Why is the girl on the dance floor? To dance! Why are you on the dance floor? To pick up girls! How does that happen? Give the girl what she wants!

Unless your a fag who really is just up there cause he loves dancing. (me). I love grinding. I also love being one of the few guys on the dance floor who can keep a beat and look good with any girl he grinds with. Including other fags.

Please. If you are going to grind with women *pretend* to at least be grinding for the sake of grinding. She will have a better time, and you will have better chances of coming out the winner anyways.

do you all really pop stiffys that quick?
Happiness only real when shared.
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
October 21 2005 05:32 GMT
#90
teroru you don't have one of those giant flacid post-porn penises that midgets could use to skip rope do you
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
October 21 2005 05:35 GMT
#91
if you watch enough porn it eventually takes a meteor to make you erect

that or shit eating midgets fucking donkeys with spiked baseball bats
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CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
October 21 2005 05:36 GMT
#92
while skipping rope
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
October 21 2005 05:39 GMT
#93
hot_bid, if you watch that much porn you jack it too much.

dont whack off for a few days, then see where you are
oPtioNaLk
Profile Joined September 2004
Korea (South)564 Posts
October 21 2005 06:06 GMT
#94
On October 21 2005 14:24 Teroru wrote:
some of you are hilarious.

and eri i can't believe you don't like grinding! its so fun!

asdfdsf

unless a girl is an absolute slut (and sometimes even then) she does *not* want you to have a boner. Rekrul basically has the right of it. She's grinding cause she wants to grind. It shouldn't be that complicated. Put a little thought into it, and you will come out the winner! Why is the girl on the dance floor? To dance! Why are you on the dance floor? To pick up girls! How does that happen? Give the girl what she wants!

Unless your a fag who really is just up there cause he loves dancing. (me). I love grinding. I also love being one of the few guys on the dance floor who can keep a beat and look good with any girl he grinds with. Including other fags.

Please. If you are going to grind with women *pretend* to at least be grinding for the sake of grinding. She will have a better time, and you will have better chances of coming out the winner anyways.

do you all really pop stiffys that quick?


100% Agreed. In NYC grinding is the main form of "dancing" in clubs (if you want to call it dancing). I'm pretty sure some of the girls I know would laugh and walk off on you if you started jabbing them with your boner. If you feel you can't handle it, don't do it.
expostfacto
Profile Joined December 2002
United States365 Posts
October 21 2005 07:46 GMT
#95
On October 21 2005 10:17 HULKAMANIA wrote:
I don't want to hijack this thread, but perhaps you guys can chase a tangent for a second here.

I'm going to my girlfriend's college this weekend for a dance. I've seen her dance before, and she dances very well. I, on the other hand, have never really danced, and she knows this. Do any of you folks think it's possible for me to not look incompetent when I dance Saturday? If so, how?


No. But if you look like you're having fun, nobody will care.
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Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
October 21 2005 07:56 GMT
#96
I think grind dancing is the lamest stupid kind of dance.

It's for people who have no fucking idea how to actually dance in a technical fashion, so they do the easiest dance possible which simply requires basic motor controls and musical sense.

Club dancing is just so you can get laid anyways, so whatever works, I guess.
Yizuo
Profile Joined December 2004
Germany1537 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-21 08:17:30
October 21 2005 08:10 GMT
#97
The Moshpit it the only place I dance \m/ (>.O) \m/
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
October 21 2005 08:31 GMT
#98
grinding is the only dance left so guys who say its stupid who cares..its only stupid if u and your women are not doing it while others are
it doesnt matter if it looks dumb cause everyones doing it. if u do a typical "old" dance or actually dance dance itll look dumb if ur in the middle of people grinding so theres really only two dances people do these days

slow dance, grind dance (speaking about the public clubs and school dances and stuff)
troi oi thang map nai!!!
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
October 21 2005 09:01 GMT
#99
Oh my god.
All Those beneath an angry star
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
October 21 2005 09:06 GMT
#100
It's because people don't dance they just pull up their pants and do the roc-away.

No.

It's because people don't dance they just want to have sex.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
October 21 2005 09:07 GMT
#101
I don't grind dance, I bang.



...


Headbang, that is.
1tym
Profile Joined April 2005
Korea (South)2425 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-10-21 12:59:16
October 21 2005 12:55 GMT
#102
Home to grind dancing in Korea..
Club DMC in Sam sung dong
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Lee Hyori in club
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Club NB
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Grind international
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1tym is one time for your mind
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
October 21 2005 13:00 GMT
#103
that black dude even has the right shirt
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
October 21 2005 13:12 GMT
#104
On October 21 2005 04:57 Smorrie wrote:
the whole point of the dance is that you poke her bum.. girls like it to tease around and because of the fact that they can turn on a guy.. if a girl wouldnt like to be poked, then why would she ride her ass up your pen0r.. my friend once told me a story about a girl that started to ride her ass up against him, but he didn't get aroused by it.. then the girl was like *hey.. you aren't doing anything*

so yeah, i think it's not really about letting her know you're ready to go, its more about getting aroused and rhythmically moving up against her.. it's a sexual dance or w/e.. if a girl does it to you it doesnt mean she wants you to impale her.


haha i love how u express your points haha "pen0r" haha
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
October 21 2005 13:14 GMT
#105
yeah, before i wasn't sure what he was doing. now i do. thank you shirt boy.
:O
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
October 21 2005 13:53 GMT
#106
lol that black dude is gettin CRUNNKKKK
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