You hit the leopard with a soup ladle.

Apparently its super effective!

55-Year-Old Woman, Saves Husband From Tiger Attack With Soup Ladle

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/02/14/han-besau-tiger-attack_n_822799.html

whatwhatanut

United States195 Posts

January 08 2012 17:50 GMT

#42

On January 09 2012 02:40 dinmsab wrote:

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Probably hard to get to the soup ladle when you open the front door and a leopard cuts the top of your head off.

Excludos

Norway8222 Posts

January 08 2012 17:51 GMT

#43

On January 09 2012 02:37 CaptainCrush wrote:
I dont think its that surprising that he survived. Im sure that hurt like hell but it doesnt appear that he lost that much blood and didnt sustain much more than a flesh wound. Not to undermine the ordeal that he went through but that isnt really a life ending injury. Tought dude regardless though!

No, I'm sure having a leopard claw its way into your brain isn't often life threatening..

There are other ways to die than off blood loss you know.

I also think its cruel of nature to make something so cute, so deadly

I just wanna hug it!

Aristodemus

England2006 Posts

January 08 2012 17:51 GMT

#44

Its Aldo Raines pet cat clearly.

CounterOrder

Canada457 Posts

January 08 2012 17:59 GMT

#45

Well at the rate we are going soon animals will only live in zoos. Humans are way to imba.

An example. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/03/07/siberian-tiger-population_n_829348.html All tigers may be extinct in as little as 12 years. Yay! Progress!

BlueBoxSC

United States582 Posts

January 08 2012 18:00 GMT

#46

Scary idea, but the picture isn't that bad, because there's plenty else to focus on.

Antisocialmunky

United States5912 Posts

January 08 2012 18:05 GMT

#47

Reminds me of this guy:

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/mmburugu.html
http://www.orato.com/world-affairs/mauled-by-wild-leopard

73-Old Man in Africa throws away machete and rips out leopard's tongue.

alpenrahm

Germany629 Posts

January 08 2012 18:16 GMT

#48

i guess this poor cat was only trying to defend itself. And now it's all locked up because some insensitive dude got his hair cut for his own stupidity.

heroyi

United States1064 Posts

January 08 2012 18:21 GMT

#49

On January 09 2012 03:16 alpenrahm wrote:
i guess this poor cat was only trying to defend itself. And now it's all locked up because some insensitive dude got his hair cut for his own stupidity.

wtf are you talking about?
good god if you are a troll then good job...

anyway on topic:
"Large areas of the jungle have been cleared to make way for the construction of houses."
that would explain a lot lol

edit:

On January 09 2012 03:05 Antisocialmunky wrote:
Reminds me of this guy:

http://www.badassoftheweek.com/mmburugu.html
http://www.orato.com/world-affairs/mauled-by-wild-leopard

73-Old Man in Africa throws away machete and rips out leopard's tongue.

wtf? I read it as if he threw the machete and it cut the tongue o.o

HellRoxYa

Sweden1614 Posts

January 08 2012 18:25 GMT

#50

I just took a look at the picture and went "Well of course he survived?". That's really a scratch. I mean I'm sure it hurts as hell and it needs to get treated ASAP because it bleeds like hell (like most headwounds) but, come on. To put it another way: It would be amazing if he died.

Anyway, leopards randomly turning up in the streets would have me worried. Damn nature, you scary.

NotSorry

United States6722 Posts

January 08 2012 18:29 GMT

#51

"Damn nature, you scary!"

alpenrahm

Germany629 Posts

January 08 2012 18:29 GMT

#52

indeed, sir. unfortunately we will never know what the cat thought when it first came back into what might have used to be its ancient home! imagine what you would do if something similar would happen to you. you are out in the woods looking for food and get lost on the search. Then after a couple of years have past you find your way back home BUT surprise there is no home for you to live here any more. Guess what?! you wouldn't believe it but MR. hair cut would feel a lot more sorry if he did the same to mE! so no hard feelings there. get well soon Tiger. Lets all hope you find a new place with a beautiful kitty cat to call your own and lots of easily caught monkey apes to feast on.

Edit: how s that for a troll!?

Thorakh

Netherlands1788 Posts

January 08 2012 18:30 GMT

#53

And now is when I hate myself for not being able to watch disturbing shit without being disturbed for the rest of the week.

Anyone want to tell me what I should imagine to get a grip on how lucky this man was?

RealQ

1120 Posts

January 08 2012 18:32 GMT

#54

wow thats sick, glad to shear hes allright tho.

rEalGuapo

Germany832 Posts

January 08 2012 18:34 GMT

#55

On January 09 2012 02:23 Klogbert wrote:

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OMG This was my exact thought. "oh look there's a man getting scalped...TAKE ZE PICTUREZ!!!!"

You guys would have gone over there and kicked the shit out of the leopard, I'm sure.

This may sound cruel, but what better thing was there to do?
Go over there and help? I know I wouldn't, that is a freaking wild animal that will just kill the shit out of me.
Call the cops? He propably saw like 5 people around doing that already.
Spin in circles and pretend to not see? That doesn't work!

So, he took the picture and now the world can see what happened, honestly, off the top of my head I cannot think of anything wrong with that.

gruff

Sweden2276 Posts

January 08 2012 18:34 GMT

#56

On January 09 2012 02:14 Mordiford wrote:
Here's an interesting question.

Who the fuck was standing there taking a photo while a guy was getting his head taken off by a fucking leopard?

That is not an interesting question and one that doesn't take a genious to figure out an answer to.

Steel

Japan2283 Posts

January 08 2012 18:34 GMT

#57

Damn felines are awesome. I'm sure they could take over the world if they really wanted to. Dem sneaky kitties

alpenrahm

Germany629 Posts

January 08 2012 18:36 GMT

#58

rEalGuapo Germany. January 09 2012 03:34. Posts 292 PM Profile Report Quote #
On January 09 2012 02:23 Klogbert wrote:
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On January 09 2012 02:14 Mordiford wrote:
Here's an interesting question.

Who the fuck was standing there taking a photo while a guy was getting his head taken off by a fucking leopard?

OMG This was my exact thought. "oh look there's a man getting scalped...TAKE ZE PICTUREZ!!!!"

You guys would have gone over there and kicked the shit out of the leopard, I'm sure.

This may sound cruel, but what better thing was there to do?
Go over there and help? I know I wouldn't, that is a freaking wild animal that will just kill the shit out of me.
Call the cops? He propably saw like 5 people around doing that already.
Spin in circles and pretend to not see? That doesn't work!

So, he took the picture and now the world can see what happened, honestly, off the top of my head I cannot think of anything wrong with that.

get the hell outta there?

rEalGuapo

Germany832 Posts

January 08 2012 18:39 GMT

#59

On January 09 2012 03:36 alpenrahm wrote:

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get the hell outta there?

Thank you for your comment, it will take a while for me to actually analyse all the information and statements, however I already can see how your criticism and opinions will influence my future comments and thought process.

bubO

United States367 Posts

January 08 2012 18:43 GMT

#60

Makes my head hurt ouch...

Well glad hes ok