EPTDating: How's your luck? - Page 650
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We are extremely close to shutting down this thread for the same reasons the PUA thread was shut down. While some of the time this thread contains actual discussion with people asking help and people giving nice advice, it often gets derailed by rubbish that should not be here. The moderation team will be trying to steer this thread in a different direction from now on. Posts of the following nature are banned: 1) ANYTHING regarding PUA. If your post contains the words 'alpha' or 'beta' or anything of that sort please don't hit post. 2) Stupid brags. You can tell us about your nice success stories with someone, but posts such as 'lol 50 Tinder matches' are a no-no. 3) Any misogynistic bullshit, including discussion about rape culture. 4) One night stands and random sex. These are basically brags that invariably devolve into gender role discussions and misogynistic comments. Last chance, guys. This thread is for dating advice and sharing dating stories. While gender roles, sociocultural norms, and our biological imperative to reproduce are all tangentially related, these subjects are not the main purpose of the thread. Please AVOID these discussions. If you want to discuss them at length, go to PMs or start a blog. If you disagree with someone's ideologies, state that you disagree with them and why they won't work from a dating standpoint and move on. We will not tolerate any lengthy derailments that aren't directly about dating. | ||
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loft
United States344 Posts
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[UoN]Sentinel
United States11320 Posts
On July 06 2015 23:28 SixStrings wrote: Are you offering? Well, I don't see the point. I have a companion I see a couple of times a week and another lady friend whom I see every other weekend, so no point in an active search. I'll fuck you but you'd have to fly over here. Maybe coordinate it with your job search. | ||
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SixStrings
Germany2046 Posts
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Copymizer
Denmark2107 Posts
On July 07 2015 00:53 loft wrote: I haven't had sex in 5 years (Bad breakup..) Now when I'm on dates I don't know how to take it to the bedroom. Does that happen to anyone else? I don't know what to do. Tell your girl it's been a while since you had some, 80% of the time they will be understood with it and glad you told | ||
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lannisport
878 Posts
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IgnE
United States7681 Posts
On July 07 2015 06:32 Copymizer wrote: Tell your girl it's been a while since you had some, 80% of the time they will be understood with it and glad you told 80% needs citation. | ||
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evilfatsh1t
Australia8865 Posts
On July 07 2015 00:53 loft wrote: I haven't had sex in 5 years (Bad breakup..) Now when I'm on dates I don't know how to take it to the bedroom. Does that happen to anyone else? I don't know what to do. offer to take her home for starters she may invite you in and boom youre already halfway there. if she doesnt invite you in then ask to use the bathroom and then do the naked man 2/3 guaranteed (in case you didnt get it the naked man thing is from how i met your mother. im half joking when i suggest you to try it and half serious because i want to see it done) | ||
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Fyodor
Canada971 Posts
On July 07 2015 11:01 evilfatsh1t wrote: offer to take her home for starters she may invite you in and boom youre already halfway there. if she doesnt invite you in then ask to use the bathroom and then do the naked man 2/3 guaranteed (in case you didnt get it the naked man thing is from how i met your mother. im half joking when i suggest you to try it and half serious because i want to see it done) I legit want to try that. Just to see what would happen. Rose in the mouth would help I feel. | ||
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IgnE
United States7681 Posts
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evilfatsh1t
Australia8865 Posts
On July 07 2015 14:21 IgnE wrote: You would get yelled at and possibly maced or stabbed. you must be the 1/3 if anyone really does try the naked man please let us know what happens im dying to hear some stories. i would never have the balls to actually attempt it myself lol | ||
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Fyodor
Canada971 Posts
On July 07 2015 14:21 IgnE wrote: You would get yelled at and possibly maced or stabbed. What the fuck? | ||
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SixStrings
Germany2046 Posts
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peanuts
United States1225 Posts
On July 07 2015 14:32 evilfatsh1t wrote: you must be the 1/3 if anyone really does try the naked man please let us know what happens im dying to hear some stories. i would never have the balls to actually attempt it myself lol Have a friend who did it. Worked flawlessly. Granted, said friend is sculpted by the gods themselves, and has the gift of gab (talked us out of 3 speeding tickets and a disorderly conduct charge, himself out of possession on 4 instances). Not advisable to the average man. Not advisable to the above average man either. | ||
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Ghostcom
Denmark4783 Posts
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LemOn
United Kingdom8629 Posts
On July 07 2015 00:53 loft wrote: I haven't had sex in 5 years (Bad breakup..) Now when I'm on dates I don't know how to take it to the bedroom. Does that happen to anyone else? I don't know what to do. No big deal just keep dating invite them to your place for some reason (this thing I want to show you. We just do this one thing and then we leave...) just assume theyll go Once at your place 2 steps forward, 1 step back, be patient take your time, don't push too hard and it'll work out. as long as you keep trying, you'll most likely mess up the first few times but that's okay  | ||
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LemOn
United Kingdom8629 Posts
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iloveav
Poland1482 Posts
On July 07 2015 00:53 loft wrote: I haven't had sex in 5 years (Bad breakup..) Now when I'm on dates I don't know how to take it to the bedroom. Does that happen to anyone else? I don't know what to do. Im at 7 years and counting (Very bad break up). I have no problems taking it to the bedroom, you just do (easiest for me is to put some movie or something and make sure it has one, max two sex scenes, from there, its actually downhill). My problem however is that I dont trust any of the girls that I end up in bed with so in fact, I dont want to get laid with them. And even thou there are a lot of very good looking girls, believe it or not, every single one I get to know has the same warning signs as my EX had when I met her (ofc I saw them but I ignored them since I liked her too much). Lucky for me my hormones must have gone down since I dont lose my mind anymore and am able to hit the breaks before I fall off the cliff of love again. | ||
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Chairman Ray
United States11903 Posts
On July 07 2015 16:13 peanuts wrote: Have a friend who did it. Worked flawlessly. Granted, said friend is sculpted by the gods themselves, and has the gift of gab (talked us out of 3 speeding tickets and a disorderly conduct charge, himself out of possession on 4 instances). Not advisable to the average man. Not advisable to the above average man either. pics? ..just so we know you're not lying or anything, not that we are interested in seeing the pictures... | ||
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unsaeglich
260 Posts
On July 07 2015 00:53 loft wrote: I haven't had sex in 5 years (Bad breakup..) Now when I'm on dates I don't know how to take it to the bedroom. Does that happen to anyone else? I don't know what to do. I asked the girl if she would kiss me, said no. I told her that I made her foood, brought her wine, or so.. and she was like.. yeah,.. maybe, then I leaned and we made out.. no clue, for me talking just never works. the last time a girl after a concerted on the way back said after I missed my station that I could sleep in their shared flat.. "I mean just so" I said "why, would you mind?" she said.. uhm.. no. (bad translation) but if beeing blunt fails I ve no charisma to turn a "talking date" into something. Like if we walk around in the park and only talk it's going to be fail (if it's a date, not a friendship). I hate dates. so hard.. aaargh, verything so serious. | ||
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Oktyabr
Singapore2234 Posts
On July 07 2015 18:32 unsaeglich wrote: just I asked the girl if she would kiss me, said no. I told her that I made her foood, brought her wine, or so.. and she was like.. yeah,.. maybe, then I leaned and we made out.. no clue, for me talking just never works. the last time a girl after a concerted on the way back said after I missed my station that I could sleep in their shared flat.. "I mean just so" I said "why, would you mind?" she said.. uhm.. no. (bad translation) but if beeing blunt fails I ve no charisma to turn a "talking date" into something. Like if we walk around in the park and only talk it's going to be fail (if it's a date, not a friendship). I hate dates. so hard.. aaargh, verything so serious. Wow you sound like you just guilt trip her into doing that. | ||
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