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Shiragaku
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Hong Kong4308 Posts
July 03 2015 06:20 GMT
#6021
The vagina contains acidic liquid. I'd you put baking soda in the vagina, will it explode like a volcano?
IgnE
Profile Joined November 2010
United States7681 Posts
July 03 2015 06:38 GMT
#6022
You should try it.
The unrealistic sound of these propositions is indicative, not of their utopian character, but of the strength of the forces which prevent their realization.
oGoZenob
Profile Joined December 2011
France1503 Posts
July 03 2015 12:27 GMT
#6023
On July 03 2015 15:20 Shiragaku wrote:
The vagina contains acidic liquid. I'd you put baking soda in the vagina, will it explode like a volcano?

yes
I like starcraft
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18866 Posts
July 03 2015 12:27 GMT
#6024
"The vagina contains acidic liquid" sounds like a pretty good EDM chorus line. Thanks, mate. :D
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
July 03 2015 13:47 GMT
#6025
On July 03 2015 15:20 Shiragaku wrote:
The vagina contains acidic liquid. I'd you put baking soda in the vagina, will it explode like a volcano?


Metaphorically--or literally?

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Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Oshuy
Profile Joined September 2011
Netherlands529 Posts
July 03 2015 14:08 GMT
#6026
On July 03 2015 22:47 Thieving Magpie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2015 15:20 Shiragaku wrote:
The vagina contains acidic liquid. I'd you put baking soda in the vagina, will it explode like a volcano?


Metaphorically--or literally?

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Your skin is also acid, you could try to make your hands turn to volcanoes by squeezing baking soda !
Coooot
[Phantom]
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
Mexico2170 Posts
July 03 2015 19:27 GMT
#6027
If you believe you got a virus, but your antivirus say you doesn't, if you wipe everything and restore your computer to the day you bought it will the virus be gone?

Would that fix problems with windows?
WriterTeamLiquid Staff writer since 2014 @Mortal_Phantom
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18344 Posts
July 03 2015 19:33 GMT
#6028
On July 04 2015 04:27 [Phantom] wrote:
If you believe you got a virus, but your antivirus say you doesn't, if you wipe everything and restore your computer to the day you bought it will the virus be gone?

Would that fix problems with windows?

Woah there, cowboy.

1. Why do you think you have a virus? If you are sure you have a virus, do you know which one?
2. What are your problems with windows? Specific hardware problems? General sluggishness? How old is your computer? How long without doing serious software maintenance (cleaning up your hdd, defragging, etc.(?
[Phantom]
Profile Blog Joined August 2013
Mexico2170 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-03 20:07:26
July 03 2015 19:54 GMT
#6029
Well, one of the reasons I think I have a virus is because chrome crashes when I open a new page. Say, if I write teamliquid.net and click on it, chrome crashes, however if instead of left clicking, I press the mouse wheel to open the site in another another tab it never closes. Once on TL or any other site I can left-click trough the different pages, but if then I want to go to youtube for example, I need to open the site using the mouse wheel click or it will crash.

The reason this is not a chrome problem is because: 1.-I've reinstalled it 3 times already, erased everything from it, and same problem. Also, something similar happens on internet explorer, it closes after a while randomly.

Now, I'm not one to download or visit weird internet places, but once a few months ago I got a warning from Mcaffee that they had blocked someone from the US tried to do something with my computer (remote conection or some shit), which is a big "you got virus sign" I searched my computter files and removed some stuff I wasnt sure what it was (obviously I made sure they were not system files..), and later the antivirus removed a program it deemed malicious, and I haven't got the message since, but I'm worried some of it still remains.

Oh also sometimes chrome will crash and I won't be able to re-open it unless i reestart. The program appeas in the task manager but doesn't really open, and closing it trough the task manager and trying to re-open it does nothing.

Now, my problems with windows are: Sometimes if I leave my computer on and go to eat or something, it will go into hibernation, but sometimes it wont. Also, sometimes I turn off my computer, and it restarts instead. Finally, sometimes while restarting it won't start, like it gets stuck in a loading screen, so I have to turn it off manually.

So either I got a virus, or a very shitty windows problem, or both.

My computer is fairly new, like 1-1.5 years old, and its a good one I belive (dell XPS idk what else), but I think its out of warranty by now.

Oh also, I don't think I have done any manteinance on it, maybe will do it later.
WriterTeamLiquid Staff writer since 2014 @Mortal_Phantom
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
July 03 2015 19:54 GMT
#6030
On July 04 2015 04:27 [Phantom] wrote:
If you believe you got a virus, but your antivirus say you doesn't, if you wipe everything and restore your computer to the day you bought it will the virus be gone?

Would that fix problems with windows?

I mean, it would fix the problem, but be a colossal pain in the ass
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18344 Posts
July 03 2015 20:09 GMT
#6031
On July 04 2015 04:54 [Phantom] wrote:
Well, one of the reasons I think I have a virus is because chrome crashes when I open a new page. Say, if I write teamliquid.net and click on it, chrome crashes, however if instead of left clicking, I press the mause wheel to open the site in another another tab it never closes. Once on TL or any other site I can left-click trough the different pages, but if then I want to go to youtube for example, I need to open the site using the mouse wheel click or it will crash.

The reason this is not a chrome problem is because: 1.-I've reinstalled it 3 times already, erased everything from it, and same problem. Also, something similar happens on internet explorer, it closes after a while randomly.

Now, I'm not one to download or visit weird internet places, but once a few months ago I got a warning from Mcaffee that they had blocked someone from the US tried to do something with my computer (remote conection or some shit), which is a big "you got virus sign" I searched my computter files and removed some stuff I wasnt sure what it was (obviously I made sure they were not system files..), and later the antivirus removed a program it deemed malicious, and I haven't got the message since, but I'm worried some of it still remains.

Oh also sometimes chrome will crash and I won't be able to re-open it unless i reestart. The program appeas in the task manager but doesn't really open, and closing it trough the task manager and trying to re-open it does nothing.

Now, my problems with windows are: Sometimes if I leave my computer on and go to eat or something, it will go into hibernation, but sometimes it wont. Also, sometimes I turn off my computer, and it restarts instead. Finally, sometimes while restarting it won't start, like it gets stuck in a loading screen, so I have to turn it off manually.

So either I got a virus, or a very shitty windows problem, or both.

My computer is fairly new, like 1-1.5 years old, and its a good one I belive (dell XPS idk what else), but I think its out of warranty by now.

Oh also, I don't think I have done any manteinance on it, maybe will do it later.


Well, sounds tricky, but I would assume it's not a virus first. Install MalwareBytes and run it. Also get a second (free) antivirus: Panda and Avast are both pretty good. I would use one of those and just get rid of McAfee, but that's personal preference. Also use CCleaner to get rid of unnecessary clutter.

If Chrome keeps crashing, it could be some kind of conflicting software (weird, but it exists) or something else that is chronically wrong with Chrome. It can be a bit finicky (it is on my iPad, and there's no virus on it). Try this: https://support.google.com/chrome/answer/142063?hl=en

If none of that solves your problems, then maybe a reinstall is easier than figuring it out, but I personally hate reinstalling as it is a massive pain in the ass.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18344 Posts
July 03 2015 20:09 GMT
#6032
On July 04 2015 04:54 ThomasjServo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 04:27 [Phantom] wrote:
If you believe you got a virus, but your antivirus say you doesn't, if you wipe everything and restore your computer to the day you bought it will the virus be gone?

Would that fix problems with windows?

I mean, it would fix the problem, but be a colossal pain in the ass

Might fix the problem. If it is a virus and knows to write itself into the boot sector, then a simple format and reinstall won't do shit.
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
July 03 2015 21:06 GMT
#6033
On July 04 2015 05:09 Acrofales wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2015 04:54 ThomasjServo wrote:
On July 04 2015 04:27 [Phantom] wrote:
If you believe you got a virus, but your antivirus say you doesn't, if you wipe everything and restore your computer to the day you bought it will the virus be gone?

Would that fix problems with windows?

I mean, it would fix the problem, but be a colossal pain in the ass

Might fix the problem. If it is a virus and knows to write itself into the boot sector, then a simple format and reinstall won't do shit.

True, it is the nuclear option regardless. My thought process was run of the mill viruses probably don't write to the boot though.
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 03 2015 21:44 GMT
#6034
How do they pick the numbers in professional Brood War games? Like in all the korean games, TSLs, Liquibitions you'll always see something like Z3 vs. P1.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
SetGuitarsToKill
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
Canada28396 Posts
July 03 2015 21:44 GMT
#6035
On July 04 2015 06:44 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
How do they pick the numbers in professional Brood War games? Like in all the korean games, TSLs, Liquibitions you'll always see something like Z3 vs. P1.

Isn't that spawning locations? like 3oclock position for Z3 and 1oclock for P1
Community News"As long as you have a warp prism you can't be bad at harassment" - Maru | @SetGuitars2Kill
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 03 2015 21:50 GMT
#6036
Ooooooh yeah that makes so much more sense now. Thought it was like some sort of seed xD
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-03 21:53:58
July 03 2015 21:53 GMT
#6037
On July 04 2015 06:50 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Ooooooh yeah that makes so much more sense now. Thought it was like some sort of seed xD

I always thought they were given a number at the beginning of the round/tournament/whatever tbh.
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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
July 04 2015 17:21 GMT
#6038
Me and my mom live alone together. She sometimes complains about her back pain, but I never gave it that much thought tho. I hear buzzing from her bedroom quite often. One day while she’s out, I snuck in and saw she bought herself one of these back massagers to help her with her pain.

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She hides it under the bed, probably to stop me from worrying. I didn’t know she had it so bad. Is there anything I can do to help her?
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
xM(Z
Profile Joined November 2006
Romania5299 Posts
July 04 2015 17:26 GMT
#6039
try it out then give her tips.
And my fury stands ready. I bring all your plans to nought. My bleak heart beats steady. 'Tis you whom I have sought.
GreenHorizons
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States24088 Posts
July 04 2015 17:30 GMT
#6040
On July 05 2015 02:21 Epishade wrote:
Me and my mom live alone together. She sometimes complains about her back pain, but I never gave it that much thought tho. I hear buzzing from her bedroom quite often. One day while she’s out, I snuck in and saw she bought herself one of these back massagers to help her with her pain.

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She hides it under the bed, probably to stop me from worrying. I didn’t know she had it so bad. Is there anything I can do to help her?


I refuse to believe this. But if it's for real than LOL.
"People like to look at history and think 'If that was me back then, I would have...' We're living through history, and the truth is, whatever you are doing now is probably what you would have done then" "Scratch a Liberal..."
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