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farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18857 Posts
July 05 2015 14:19 GMT
#6061
Depends on how long your refractory period is.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
GreenHorizons
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States23934 Posts
July 05 2015 18:31 GMT
#6062
On July 05 2015 23:07 Djzapz wrote:
If there's one thing I know, it's that people don't wash their hands after touching their penis. When you're in the washroom, only like 50% of people seem to wash their hands after taking a leak, and that's when you see them. Gotta figure it's fewer than that when there's no one to see. My point being, when you shake hands you touch a huge amount of dick.


I've always thought this was odd. I looked at like this, at the end of the night ideally my penis will be in a woman's mouth, so before going out I thoroughly washed my penis. Now it's been sitting in my pants relaxing, meanwhile, my hands have been touching every filthy thing around. My thought is, guys (who have intentions of gettting some) should probably be washing their hands before they piss and/or their penis, but unless you piss on yourself washing your hands after seems kind of silly. Other than that people should wash their hands reasonably often, and making a point of doing it after using the restroom should mean you do it several times a day.

I guess shaking dick hand is kinda gross, particularly if its dirty dick hand (wash your penis and your hands you filthy animal) but the really gross stuff is on peoples hands dick soiled or not.

"People like to look at history and think 'If that was me back then, I would have...' We're living through history, and the truth is, whatever you are doing now is probably what you would have done then" "Scratch a Liberal..."
Djzapz
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada10681 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-05 19:46:38
July 05 2015 19:46 GMT
#6063
On July 06 2015 03:31 GreenHorizons wrote:
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On July 05 2015 23:07 Djzapz wrote:
If there's one thing I know, it's that people don't wash their hands after touching their penis. When you're in the washroom, only like 50% of people seem to wash their hands after taking a leak, and that's when you see them. Gotta figure it's fewer than that when there's no one to see. My point being, when you shake hands you touch a huge amount of dick.


I've always thought this was odd. I looked at like this, at the end of the night ideally my penis will be in a woman's mouth, so before going out I thoroughly washed my penis. Now it's been sitting in my pants relaxing, meanwhile, my hands have been touching every filthy thing around. My thought is, guys (who have intentions of gettting some) should probably be washing their hands before they piss and/or their penis, but unless you piss on yourself washing your hands after seems kind of silly. Other than that people should wash their hands reasonably often, and making a point of doing it after using the restroom should mean you do it several times a day.

I guess shaking dick hand is kinda gross, particularly if its dirty dick hand (wash your penis and your hands you filthy animal) but the really gross stuff is on peoples hands dick soiled or not.

If anything that is an ode to your dick hygiene and I must commend you for your stellar cock and balls game, my friend. I'll go back through your reasoning to make a point, although I don't find your assessment to be unreasonable. At the end of the night, ideally your penis is in a woman's mouth - and then some. Presumably you'll have those disgusting hands of your playing around her mucous membranes of various provenance too, and I've been known to wash my hands at various parts of the day, namely before food and after shaking dick, yet not necessarily before play time where, it seems to me, the sharing of germs is pretty much a standard part of the practice. You share all the standard cultures that you've got growing on you.

While it is true that dick hand is only symbolically gross and standard germ-hand is actually gross and often legit deadly, you have to admit that dick hand says a lot about a person's hand hygiene. Washing your hands after every dick touch seems like a good habit to have since it eliminated whatever dick-related germs as well as the previous layers of filth that you've been accumulating and that'll quite possibly end up on (or in) another person.

Penis.
"My incompetence with power tools had been increasing exponentially over the course of 20 years spent inhaling experimental oven cleaners"
OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
July 05 2015 20:35 GMT
#6064
On July 05 2015 21:18 fruity. wrote:
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On July 05 2015 13:17 ImFromPortugal wrote:
Will we ever achieve physical immortality ?

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On July 05 2015 16:24 OtherWorld wrote:
Even if we could, it would be forbidden in the same way as human clones. So theoretically, yes, in practice, no.


Not it wont. Are you telling me that when this technology (either on the biochemical or technological level) Is fully understood, that every corporation in the world isn't going to want to sell it? That every person will demand access to it? It will be the Holy Grail, a product that everyone without question will want. It'll stand as testament to humanity's progress, and the final nail in the coffin for religion. I understand the moral stance you take, but when push comes to shove, and in light of immortality, I don't feel even you would say no. Think of what we could achieve if we still had the minds of Einstein, Dirac or Feynman about.


Do you think there are people in the world who would want slaves? They don't complain, don't require pay, do all your dirty work, clean your house, do your garden, do your job, you can take him/her (or shall I say "it") with you when you're going out to hold your stuff, etc. So, would some people want slaves? Yeah, sure, there certainly are. Why can't they have some? Because it is forbidden. Why it is forbidden? Because most societies consider that it is an attack to human dignity, that no human being shall live only to serve another human being. Notice that the people who, given the possibility to do so in all legality, would refuse slaves, would most likely refuse them based on the same reasoning.

Yet there would be plenty, plenty of money to be made by selling slaves and having slaves. Yet, despite this, it is forbidden. Because human dignity is at stakes. The same reasoning applies to reproductive human cloning : literally every country in the world condemn it simply based the fact that it would be a major issue as far as ethics go.

The same reasoning applies to an hypothetical "real immortality" technology. First off, it is not sure everyone would want it, for two main reasons : (1) we are assuming that immortality would be guaranteed, but aging would still exist. Would you want to live eternally with your mind and body from your 20s? Sure. Would you want to live eternally with your mind and body aging eternally? (2)on what conditions? Especially concerning work? If you can retire at 60 and then live eternally without having to work, sure. If you can't, what happens? You work 8+ hours per day, 6 to 7 days a week, possibly doing a physically damaging work, for eternity? Do you think many people would want that?

And even then, even if you consider that everyone would want it, it would be terrible. Obviously, the riches would get it before the poors, and maybe they wouldn't let the poors get it. Can you imagine an immortal dictator or politician? It also poses tons of problems concerning work and its repartition in society. Etc etc. This not being forbidden would be possible in a world where ethics wouldn't exist and the slightest form of democracy wouldn't exist either. It is possible that such a world will be real in the future, but I sure don't hope so.
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 05 2015 20:40 GMT
#6065
So if I don't wash my hands, I can get peepee touch from strangers?

Sounds good to me!
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Coppermantis
Profile Joined June 2012
United States845 Posts
July 05 2015 21:53 GMT
#6066
How is one supposed to pronounce lmao? Is every letter said out, like el-em-ay-oh, or something like elmao?
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52798 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-05 21:54:13
July 05 2015 21:54 GMT
#6067
On July 06 2015 06:53 Coppermantis wrote:
How is one supposed to pronounce lmao? Is every letter said out, like el-em-ay-oh, or something like elmao?

I mentally pronounce it lih-may-oh.
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[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
July 05 2015 21:54 GMT
#6068
l-mao, like zedong
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GreenHorizons
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States23934 Posts
July 05 2015 22:02 GMT
#6069
On July 06 2015 06:53 Coppermantis wrote:
How is one supposed to pronounce lmao? Is every letter said out, like el-em-ay-oh, or something like elmao?


I take it as an opportunity to parody the laugh of whoever typed it.
"People like to look at history and think 'If that was me back then, I would have...' We're living through history, and the truth is, whatever you are doing now is probably what you would have done then" "Scratch a Liberal..."
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
July 06 2015 04:06 GMT
#6070
I've always read it as lay-mo
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Advantageous
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
China1350 Posts
July 06 2015 04:06 GMT
#6071
On July 06 2015 06:54 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
l-mao, like zedong

HAHAHAHHA i got that joke xD and for those who think it's something related to Jaedong... im gonna have to spell it out for u:
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OtherWorld
Profile Blog Joined October 2013
France17333 Posts
July 06 2015 07:15 GMT
#6072
Every letter spelled out, there's no other way.
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Velr
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Switzerland10884 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-06 07:38:01
July 06 2015 07:18 GMT
#6073
On July 06 2015 13:06 Advantageous wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2015 06:54 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
l-mao, like zedong

HAHAHAHHA i got that joke xD and for those who think it's something related to Jaedong... im gonna have to spell it out for u:
+ Show Spoiler +
Chairman MaoZeDong of China



Which joke?

l-mao all the way.... But why would you speak it out?
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
July 06 2015 13:13 GMT
#6074
On July 06 2015 16:15 OtherWorld wrote:
Every letter spelled out, there's no other way.

I think the pop group of the same name solidified this pronunciation
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18290 Posts
July 06 2015 13:29 GMT
#6075
On July 06 2015 22:13 ThomasjServo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2015 16:15 OtherWorld wrote:
Every letter spelled out, there's no other way.

I think the pop group of the same name solidified this pronunciation

Pop group called lmao? Whuh?
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
July 06 2015 13:50 GMT
#6076
On July 06 2015 22:29 Acrofales wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2015 22:13 ThomasjServo wrote:
On July 06 2015 16:15 OtherWorld wrote:
Every letter spelled out, there's no other way.

I think the pop group of the same name solidified this pronunciation

Pop group called lmao? Whuh?

Woops, LMFAO. Sorry, I am not as hip as I once was.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18290 Posts
July 06 2015 13:51 GMT
#6077
On July 06 2015 22:50 ThomasjServo wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2015 22:29 Acrofales wrote:
On July 06 2015 22:13 ThomasjServo wrote:
On July 06 2015 16:15 OtherWorld wrote:
Every letter spelled out, there's no other way.

I think the pop group of the same name solidified this pronunciation

Pop group called lmao? Whuh?

Woops, LMFAO. Sorry, I am not as hip as I once was.

Don't know them either. But I am definitely not hip, and never was
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18857 Posts
July 06 2015 13:54 GMT
#6078
LMFAO fucking sucks anyways, so no worries
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
July 06 2015 14:36 GMT
#6079
On July 06 2015 22:54 farvacola wrote:
LMFAO fucking sucks anyways, so no worries

Yeah, not missing anything.
ThomasjServo
Profile Blog Joined May 2012
15244 Posts
July 06 2015 17:22 GMT
#6080
So, I just heard a friend of a friend of a friend lost a pinky jumping off a boat. if you had to lose a digit, which one would you choose and why? Say you were in deep with some loan sharks and they let you choose.
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