The Letting Off Steam Thread - Page 137

I'm the only fucking terran in the whole god damn world that can't win a tvz. The matchup is fucking broken, but we get so many powerful units that it is at a shaky balance. Marine tank is completely unviable, because if you have less than 5 tanks you literally cannot move across the map. You need perfect splits in the matchup, and if your computer lags for one second and you get surrounded you lose the game. You always need splits, perfect fucking splits, and if they have more lings and not that many banelings you need to stay clumped in a ball, so it's a catch 22, you can't win. Except marines are fucking good so it shouldn't really matter. And in the beginning of the game, you need to rely on 2 units that have literally no space in the terran army, reapers and hellions. They are supposed to counter zerglings, but they are absolutely shit against any more than 5 of them. If you lose your first hellions you lose the game, every time. How is that a good thing in a matchup. You need to make these units and dangle them in front of your opponent, but if you lose them you lose the games. I have tried every fucking way to get around using these units, combat shield pushes, etc. But they all just fail. You need marines upgrades medivacs and splash damage to deal with zerg, and if you don't have one of those things you lose every time. But of course the matchup is terran favored supposidly, so i'm just going to keep losing and keep breaking keyboards and keep getting banned on teamliquid. This matchup is going to be the fucking end of me.

I don't really give a fuck that this is a double post, but you're the epitome of what you're talking about. 2 People sitting around a circlejerking about how great they are because they play the master race. You're talking about how all terrans are fucking obnoxious, and they are the only ones bringing this game down. Fuck you. Jesus fucking christ you're retarded.

So, two people who are sharing the same frustration agree with each other about the said frustration, and you denounce their agreement that too many Terran and Zerg players are bad-manner by saying "fuck you", and saying they play the "master race"? C'mon.

No, its nothing about gender, its just that her opinions make me really amd. I have no idea why, they just do.

Holy shit I just watched a YouTube video about that game and I'm raging pretty hard at my friends who are obsessed with Flappy Bird too.

Are people serious? How is this even a game? I could see if you're five years old and don't have access to a computer or console or anything other than your mom's old phone, but if you're in the double-digit age range this is just not appropriate.
Here's a better and more interesting game for those people: Pong. It has graphics and gameplay that are just as good as Flappy Bird, but Pong actually has an excuse because it was released in 1972.

For those of you who have never played Flappy Bird before, here is a two-minute clip of the game. Except you only have to watch the first ten seconds because literally nothing else happens in the entire game. (This is accurate right? Nothing else happens besides flapping?)

I've thought about changing it so many times, but I have a hard time committing to a name. I wanted to go with "Serenity", but there was a guy in the semi-pro team called g4i.Serenity, so people always thought I was him. I think he's left broodwar for awhile now, but meh. Maybe I'll do it... then peeps won't be all "amagad a girl", and I can get props for whatever instead of gender.