- I miss Michael Scott more than most real people I've lost. - I've met 43 of the 50 women I slept with on Tinder. - I worked in an office for three years, during which I maybe did 50 hours of honest work. - I'm scared of an imminent, global catastrophe every waking hour of my life. - I sometimes go four or five days at a time without talking to anyone, not a single word. - I have a decent education, go to a great uni and have a decent job, yetI would trade all that for going back to being 18, living with my first GF and playing WoW all day. - I think of quitting uni and my job to become a musician every day.
I often times wonder about how it would be like to be the opposite sex (not with an operation but with real original working body parts and hormones and statue and everything). Am I transginger? Just desperate? Curious? Bad-curious? I don't know. Mostly confused. May also just be a part of the fantasy world I'm living in since I can't handle the real world. Also I never really wanted my life. If I wouldn't feel so much obligation towards my parents and if it was easier to get rid of it I would have done so a long time ago.
It's such a cool page to read. The Darth Vader section is all about him trying and failing to oust the Emperor, and in the back of your head you know he always has to fail because Episode VI.
I'm a NEET and all I do is sit on my computer all day browsing the internet or playing online poker. My only ambition in life is to move back out to middle of nowhere, grow weed, and continue my NEET lifestyle.
On November 27 2014 08:54 relyt wrote: I'm a NEET and all I do is sit on my computer all day browsing the internet or playing online poker. My only ambition in life is to move back out to middle of nowhere, grow weed, and continue my NEET lifestyle.
Out of curiosity, how do you pay for your survival?
On November 27 2014 08:54 relyt wrote: I'm a NEET and all I do is sit on my computer all day browsing the internet or playing online poker. My only ambition in life is to move back out to middle of nowhere, grow weed, and continue my NEET lifestyle.
If you make a living off your weed, doesn't that technically make you self-employed?
the first time i ever had sex with a woman i couldn't stay hard; i was inside her for all of 5 seconds. i didn't come, just panicked. this happened 2 weeks ago. i'm 26. i am deeply in love with her.
On November 27 2014 10:38 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: the first time i ever had sex with a woman i couldn't stay hard; i was inside her for all of 5 seconds. i didn't come, just panicked. this happened 2 weeks ago. i'm 26. i am deeply in love with her.
On November 27 2014 10:38 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: the first time i ever had sex with a woman i couldn't stay hard; i was inside her for all of 5 seconds. i didn't come, just panicked. this happened 2 weeks ago. i'm 26. i am deeply in love with her.
that's 5 seconds more than i ever have T_T
last weekend we tried again. that time i stayed hard but i didn't come for over an hour. i think i masterbate too much and lost alot of sensitivity in my member :0. sex is hard work, i was fucking exhausted by the end xD.
On November 27 2014 10:38 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: the first time i ever had sex with a woman i couldn't stay hard; i was inside her for all of 5 seconds. i didn't come, just panicked. this happened 2 weeks ago. i'm 26. i am deeply in love with her.
If I am with a girl I really adore I get all kinds of nervous in the bedroom which usually results in the great softening. My advice based on experience is to either get a little drunk (not wasted) next time or take things really slow and make it less about the sex and more about foreplay. Don't need a hard dick to perform oral.
I used to make accounts on forums, become a well-known poster (at least active enough to be in every recent thread), and then change my avatar and signature to porn/gore and watch the chaos. Most forums didn't have the handy nuke feature TL has so admins would be frantically trying to delete my posts. Bonus laughs were gained if I was idling in IRC when I made the change. I miss the old internet.
I'm a disaster in the kitchen. I can cook great entrees, but I can't bake desserts to save my life. Which has actually been a problem in many ways... Sometimes I wonder what it'd be like if I could just chuck it all away (current lifestyle) and travel around the world for a year or two...
On November 27 2014 10:38 _-NoMaN-_ wrote: the first time i ever had sex with a woman i couldn't stay hard; i was inside her for all of 5 seconds. i didn't come, just panicked. this happened 2 weeks ago. i'm 26. i am deeply in love with her.
you gotta relax sex is a game and you need to enjoy it
I once accidentally smashed someone's window with an apple (I was aiming for a wasp's nest)
I once (on purpose) managed to throw a plum through a fourth storey window that was only open a tiny bit.
A friend and I once found this big roll of plastic tape stuff that was meant for cordoning places off or whatever, we rolled it out across a road and left it. When we returned about 10 minutes later a car was stuck on it, they tried reversing and it just got wound more and more round the axle. I have no idea how long it took them to untangle that or how they would have gone about it.
EPT
