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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45041 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 18:04:59
January 27 2011 18:04 GMT
#241
On January 28 2011 03:00 Slayer91 wrote:
The fact that incontrol is really pissed off at everyone mentioning their dick size must mean that incontrol, has a small dick.

I mean look at all the overcompensating he's been doing.


I've heard rumors that the reason his APM isn't 600 is because he occasionally uses something else instead of his fingers to rape everyone in PvZ.

I think this thread is hilarious. It really is an e-dick measuring contest. Of course, even the most solid American will look nothing like
+ Show Spoiler +
Nada's body.


"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
pred470r
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Bulgaria3265 Posts
January 27 2011 18:05 GMT
#242
Not that big.
8=========================================D
Rho_
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States971 Posts
January 27 2011 18:08 GMT
#243
I am a MAN.
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
January 27 2011 18:09 GMT
#244
Yessss, my penis is larger than the average american! Not terribly physically fit though. And is it just me or is that average sinking every time I see it? I sense a conspiracy to make men feel better about themselves.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
decaf
Profile Joined October 2010
Austria1797 Posts
January 27 2011 18:13 GMT
#245
On January 28 2011 03:09 Osmoses wrote:
Yessss, my penis is larger than the average american! Not terribly physically fit though. And is it just me or is that average sinking every time I see it? I sense a conspiracy to make men feel better about themselves.

That, or the average is really sinking.
Boundless
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada588 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 18:15:08
January 27 2011 18:14 GMT
#246
On January 28 2011 02:47 mads wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 02:45 Boundless wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:40 iNcontroL wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions.


Yeah but neither of those things mean you necessarily walk the mile faster dude. It's about pace and endurance.

Epic response.

Also, the thing that surprised me most was the 13'' bicep flexed. I don't know about you, but when I flex, my 'ceps are not larger than my friggin feet. Might make sense for iNC but not for the average dude.



13" around is not very big

Nerd arms are like 11".

I'm sorry, we are talking about the same thing, right? 11 inches, as in almost a foot? 27 centimetres? The new MacBook Airs are 11 inches in width.

Those are some massive arms you've got there. Respect. I should hit the gym more often to catch up with the average nerd.

edit: this sounds like a troll post, but it's not. I have an incredibly difficult time picturing the average biceps to be 27 centimetres in width.
"Sin shall not be your master, because you are not under law, but under grace." - Romans 6:14
Osmoses
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Sweden5302 Posts
January 27 2011 18:14 GMT
#247
On January 28 2011 03:13 decaf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:09 Osmoses wrote:
Yessss, my penis is larger than the average american! Not terribly physically fit though. And is it just me or is that average sinking every time I see it? I sense a conspiracy to make men feel better about themselves.

That, or the average is really sinking.

At least that makes me feel better about myself.
Excuse me hun, but what is your name? Vivian? I woke up next to you naked and, uh, did we, um?
KeiQQ
Profile Joined May 2010
United States113 Posts
January 27 2011 18:16 GMT
#248
On January 28 2011 03:14 Boundless wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 02:47 mads wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:45 Boundless wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:40 iNcontroL wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions.


Yeah but neither of those things mean you necessarily walk the mile faster dude. It's about pace and endurance.

Epic response.

Also, the thing that surprised me most was the 13'' bicep flexed. I don't know about you, but when I flex, my 'ceps are not larger than my friggin feet. Might make sense for iNC but not for the average dude.



13" around is not very big

Nerd arms are like 11".

I'm sorry, we are talking about the same thing, right? 11 inches, as in almost a foot? 27 centimetres? The new MacBook Airs are 11 inches in width.

Those are some massive arms you've got there. Respect. I should hit the gym more often to catch up with the average nerd.

edit: this sounds like a troll post, but it's not. I have an incredibly difficult time picturing the average biceps to be 27 centimetres in width.


He's talking about around, not width or length. Imagine if you ripped off the skin on your biceps, laid it out flat, and measured it. It'd definitely be around 11"
How much you wanna bet?
TossFloss *
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada606 Posts
January 27 2011 18:17 GMT
#249
On January 27 2011 09:13 gogogadgetflow wrote:
1 in 7 men would rather work out than have sex!?


Schwarzennegar explaining this strange phenomenon:
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JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
January 27 2011 18:17 GMT
#250
On January 28 2011 03:14 Boundless wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 02:47 mads wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:45 Boundless wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:40 iNcontroL wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions.


Yeah but neither of those things mean you necessarily walk the mile faster dude. It's about pace and endurance.

Epic response.

Also, the thing that surprised me most was the 13'' bicep flexed. I don't know about you, but when I flex, my 'ceps are not larger than my friggin feet. Might make sense for iNC but not for the average dude.



13" around is not very big

Nerd arms are like 11".

I'm sorry, we are talking about the same thing, right? 11 inches, as in almost a foot? 27 centimetres? The new MacBook Airs are 11 inches in width.

Those are some massive arms you've got there. Respect. I should hit the gym more often to catch up with the average nerd.

edit: this sounds like a troll post, but it's not. I have an incredibly difficult time picturing the average biceps to be 27 centimetres in width.


circumference bruh.
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
Louuster
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada2869 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 18:19:42
January 27 2011 18:18 GMT
#251
2.5 inches max, in attack mode obviously
Kim Taek Yong fighting~
Boundless
Profile Joined July 2010
Canada588 Posts
January 27 2011 18:18 GMT
#252
On January 28 2011 03:16 KeiQQ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:14 Boundless wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:47 mads wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:45 Boundless wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:40 iNcontroL wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions.


Yeah but neither of those things mean you necessarily walk the mile faster dude. It's about pace and endurance.

Epic response.

Also, the thing that surprised me most was the 13'' bicep flexed. I don't know about you, but when I flex, my 'ceps are not larger than my friggin feet. Might make sense for iNC but not for the average dude.



13" around is not very big

Nerd arms are like 11".

I'm sorry, we are talking about the same thing, right? 11 inches, as in almost a foot? 27 centimetres? The new MacBook Airs are 11 inches in width.

Those are some massive arms you've got there. Respect. I should hit the gym more often to catch up with the average nerd.

edit: this sounds like a troll post, but it's not. I have an incredibly difficult time picturing the average biceps to be 27 centimetres in width.


He's talking about around, not width or length. Imagine if you ripped off the skin on your biceps, laid it out flat, and measured it. It'd definitely be around 11"

Oh, hahaha. I can definitely see that, I guess. I don't know why they would measure it in circumference rather than simple linear width. Width is quite a bit easier to visualize.
"Sin shall not be your master, because you are not under law, but under grace." - Romans 6:14
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45041 Posts
January 27 2011 18:19 GMT
#253
On January 28 2011 03:14 Boundless wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 02:47 mads wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:45 Boundless wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:40 iNcontroL wrote:
On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions.


Yeah but neither of those things mean you necessarily walk the mile faster dude. It's about pace and endurance.

Epic response.

Also, the thing that surprised me most was the 13'' bicep flexed. I don't know about you, but when I flex, my 'ceps are not larger than my friggin feet. Might make sense for iNC but not for the average dude.



13" around is not very big

Nerd arms are like 11".

I'm sorry, we are talking about the same thing, right? 11 inches, as in almost a foot? 27 centimetres? The new MacBook Airs are 11 inches in width.

Those are some massive arms you've got there. Respect. I should hit the gym more often to catch up with the average nerd.

edit: this sounds like a troll post, but it's not. I have an incredibly difficult time picturing the average biceps to be 27 centimetres in width.


You'd actually be surprised. An average sheet of paper is 8.5x11 inches. Try wrapping the long side of a sheet of paper around your flexed bicep. You'll see that it's a lot harder than it looks.

In general, predicting circumference (like the distance around your arm) when thinking in terms of flat distance (like a ruler) is harder than approximating flat distance.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
diehilde
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany1596 Posts
January 27 2011 18:19 GMT
#254
that average cant be right, 5.08 is just about 13cm. I asked my gf and she said the smallest she has had was about 14cm. Also lol at the Inc thing, doesnt take a masters in psychology to figure out what others already have ^^
Savior: "I will cheat everyone again in SC2!" - SCII Beta Tester
The KY
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United Kingdom6252 Posts
January 27 2011 18:20 GMT
#255
On January 28 2011 02:40 iNcontroL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions.


Yeah but neither of those things mean you necessarily walk the mile faster dude. It's about pace and endurance.


It take me 25 minutes to walk a mile, because I'm just chillin' man. There's no rush when you know that even if you're late, you've still got a huge dick.

...plus I'm so unfit I don't think I could actually run a mile without coughing up blood.
stevarius
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1394 Posts
January 27 2011 18:21 GMT
#256
Shorter than the average guy, but I'm longer than the average guy. I blow out almost everything on this chart, but I can't bench as much as the average. I HAVE been able to bench over the average, but I'm on my way back to that fitness level and will surpass it quite quickly I'd say.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
mads
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada90 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 18:25:20
January 27 2011 18:22 GMT
#257
Width would be inaccurate way of measuring the amount of muscle because not everyone's arms are the same shape. Some people (like myself) have very wide arms from the side, but narrow from the front.
TossFloss *
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada606 Posts
January 27 2011 18:23 GMT
#258
On January 28 2011 03:19 diehilde wrote:
that average cant be right, 5.08 is just about 13cm. I asked my gf and she said the smallest she has had was about 14cm. Also lol at the Inc thing, doesnt take a masters in psychology to figure out what others already have ^^


Well she would need a sample size of at least 20 men to arrive at any statistically meaningful average. And that's not even accounting for geography, race and nutrition.
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hifriend
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
China7935 Posts
January 27 2011 18:25 GMT
#259
- Mensa candidate with an IQ of 138
- Toned body
- Italian-olive skin but still white
- Dark blonde hair
- Double-blackbelt
- Weighing 155 with only 17% Body fat
- top 5 american terran
mads
Profile Joined December 2010
Canada90 Posts
January 27 2011 18:26 GMT
#260
On January 28 2011 03:25 hifriend wrote:
- Mensa candidate with an IQ of 138
- Toned body
- Italian-olive skin but still white
- Dark blonde hair
- Double-blackbelt
- Weighing 155 with only 17% Body fat
- top 5 american terran



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