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Jstor
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States107 Posts
January 27 2011 00:00 GMT
#1
http://www.elitefeet.com/are-you-an-average-man



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I'm thinking the data collected was from Americans, but overall, they seem pretty accurate, though there's a few I disagree with, such as average heart rate being 52 beats/minute (lolwut, not even most pro athletes have that low)

But overall, this seems pretty accurate.

Some of the stuff was surprising, such as: The part of a man's body that is the biggest turn-on for the average woman: his butt

I read through the entire list, and I gotta say, I feel so damn inadequate. Being below average in everything (including height) after a solid 1.5 months of regular lifting = fail. Oh well, at least my dick is average size.

0mar
Profile Joined February 2010
United States567 Posts
January 27 2011 00:03 GMT
#2
better in every way. i fucking knew it.
airtown
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States410 Posts
January 27 2011 00:07 GMT
#3
Not sure how someone could "run" a mile in 12:17. It's fairly easy to walk a mile in less than 10 minutes if you just walk fast.
http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/news/20010430/northwoods.pdf
MrMotionPicture
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4327 Posts
January 27 2011 00:08 GMT
#4
The average height is 5'9? That is what I am, and all of this time I thought I was short. :o
"Elvis Presley" | Ret was looking at my post in the GSL video by Artosis. | MMA told me I look like Juanfran while we shared an elevator with Scarlett
joban
Profile Joined September 2010
179 Posts
January 27 2011 00:10 GMT
#5
Stats here that sort of surprised me:

-12:17 average time to run a mile... isn't that about walking speed?
-180lb average bench press for an average weight of 168- I would've thought more guys couldn't, rather than could, have benched 10+ more lbs than their body weight
-how the hell did they measure/find out the average length of a male orgasm?
n.DieJokes
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States3443 Posts
January 27 2011 00:11 GMT
#6
Looks like a steaming load to me... 13% of men are actually "fit", okay. 45% of men use their fitness as gym equipment? What kind of question is that, I'd like to see their data, too bad none is given. And they're blatantly lying, in the picture "12:17 is the average time to run a mile", on the site "Time it takes the average guy to run a mile: 8 minutes, 34 seconds"
MyLove + Your Love= Supa Love
sc4k
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United Kingdom5454 Posts
January 27 2011 00:12 GMT
#7
On January 27 2011 09:03 0mar wrote:
better in every way. i fucking knew it.


o.O better in life expectancy?
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 00:23:41
January 27 2011 00:13 GMT
#8
1 in 7 men would rather work out than have sex!?


Old:
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Poll: If you could only do one...

Bow Chicka Wow Wow (235)
 
86%

Pump Iron (38)
 
14%

273 total votes

Your vote: If you could only do one...

(Vote): Pump Iron
(Vote): Bow Chicka Wow Wow


Better:
Poll: Pick one

Browse TL / Play Starcraft (335)
 
62%

Horizontal Monster Mash (150)
 
28%

Pump Iron (57)
 
11%

542 total votes

Your vote: Pick one

(Vote): Pump Iron
(Vote): Browse TL / Play Starcraft
(Vote): Horizontal Monster Mash





:D Above average in every way except I spend less on vitamins and 52bpm must be wrong???
Moody
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States750 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 00:14:46
January 27 2011 00:14 GMT
#9
So, the average weight thing is a little silly... It makes me feel like a lard ass.

I'm 6'3", 210, bench 260, run a mile in around 7:30, and score in the 14's on the bleep test. I consider myself pretty damn fit, but according to this (and wii fit) I'm obese.

edit: typos
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NIJ
Profile Joined March 2010
1012 Posts
January 27 2011 00:15 GMT
#10
I thought no way 12:17, then I realized it was one mile, not 2 mile I was used to in the army lol.

12 is pretty bad. I guess obese brings the average up a lot.
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Irrelevant
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States2364 Posts
January 27 2011 00:15 GMT
#11
Damn if this is average I'm fucking AMAZING ^ ^

Thanks for the pick me up today, I needed it
mprs
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada2933 Posts
January 27 2011 00:16 GMT
#12
On January 27 2011 09:08 MrMotionPicture wrote:
The average height is 5'9? That is what I am, and all of this time I thought I was short. :o


You are. I am 5'5 (well, 5'4.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999) and I am short too Lets hold hands and be miserable together .

It would really really suck if on top of being short I was dumb too. Thats like a double whammy.
We talkin about PRACTICE
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
January 27 2011 00:16 GMT
#13
i remember being obsessed with height when i was in highschool because i was insecure back then.

but height varies depending on the race though doesn't it?

i mean american whites, blacks, asians, latinos.. if you divide it into those categories i remember my research providing different results.

american caucasian males are more like 5'10.5 in height
african americans are like 5'10
asian americanss were 5'8.5
latino....americans were like 5'7

of course i dont keep a folder of my research in a folder but i guess dividing american men up into those 4 racial categories can equal to the average height being just a bit over 5'9.
RisingTide
Profile Joined December 2008
Australia769 Posts
January 27 2011 00:18 GMT
#14
On January 27 2011 09:13 gogogadgetflow wrote:
1 in 7 men would rather work out than have sex!?


Poll: If you could only do one...

Bow Chicka Wow Wow (235)
 
86%

Pump Iron (38)
 
14%

273 total votes

Your vote: If you could only do one...

(Vote): Pump Iron
(Vote): Bow Chicka Wow Wow




:D Above average in every way except I spend less on vitamins and 52bpm must be wrong???

You left off "Play Starcraft".
Beirut
Profile Joined January 2011
United States673 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 01:34:31
January 27 2011 00:25 GMT
#15
I thought of this book after reading this thread. Super depressing information, btw.... Is the average mile honestly 12:17? That is absurd. I can't believe American men are collectively so awful at fitness.

[image loading]
M155_G33k
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States470 Posts
January 27 2011 00:25 GMT
#16
uhhh I kinda disagree with the thing most girls find attractive... I think eyes + hair is the thing that catches girl's attention first. Thats just my opinion though
"It can't be a NE Lan without any problems!" ~ "Starcraft is like sex. After a rough round, sometimes you just need that cigarette."
nemY
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States3119 Posts
January 27 2011 00:31 GMT
#17
The guy in the pictures looks like he'd run a mile faster than 12 minutes lol
sur_reaL
Profile Joined April 2010
Canada278 Posts
January 27 2011 00:33 GMT
#18
On January 27 2011 09:31 nemY wrote:
The guy in the pictures looks like he'd run a mile faster than 12 minutes lol



Yeah he's nothing like an "average" man...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lH3hrtp1T84
Coutcha
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada519 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 00:35:22
January 27 2011 00:34 GMT
#19
awwwww im 5'5.5

ONE pull ups???? wtf I was SURE everyone could do at least 10 ??
This is what the world is for Making ELECTRICITY :D
Enervate
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1769 Posts
January 27 2011 00:35 GMT
#20
On January 27 2011 09:14 Moody wrote:
So, the average weight thing is a little silly... It makes me feel like a lard ass.

I'm 6'3", 210, bench 260, run a mile in around 7:30, and score in the 14's on the bleep test. I consider myself pretty damn fit, but according to this (and wii fit) I'm obese.

edit: typos

Average weight has nothing to do with obesity. It's just a fact they put in to compare with. If you want to compare how fit you are and whether you are obese you should look at the average percent body fat, which is 17.6 %.
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