EPTThe 1 pull up reminds me of Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. "YOU CANT EVEN GIVE ME ONE FUCKING PULL UP PYLE?!?"
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DoubleZee
Canada556 Posts
The 1 pull up reminds me of Pyle from Full Metal Jacket. "YOU CANT EVEN GIVE ME ONE FUCKING PULL UP PYLE?!?" | ||
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Joementum
787 Posts
On January 28 2011 01:49 iNcontroL wrote: This thread also has some amazingly fit people. Everyone walks lightening fast miles, does a million pullups and has 16' waists. I had no idea TL was so physically gifted  Forget being fit. 11 minute mile FTW! Fucking awesome edit btw. | ||
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SiguR
Canada2039 Posts
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YejinYejin
United States1053 Posts
On January 28 2011 01:09 ChrisXIV wrote: That isn't exactly correct. I trained my triceps for a few months to be able to do pull/push-ups. Before that I could do maybe 5 pullups and 10 push-ups tops. So yeah, while little weight certainly helps, you need mucles too. I don't understand the numbers you guys are providing. 5 pullups and 10 pushups? 20 pullups and 29 pushups? I'm at like 2-3 pullups, 80-90 pushups. The ratios shouldn't really differ this much, should they? Then again, when I try to randomly work out in my room, I can really only do pushups, and I can't train pullups at all. They work different muscle groups, but still, strength is strength. | ||
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Cpadolf
Sweden1199 Posts
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Chrispy
Canada5878 Posts
YES!!!!! But I am frightenly underweight, so much so that my slightly larger than average terminator doesn't get to show off. Hahah oh god just saw Incontrols post. That mod who said something like "if Incontrol ever becomes a mod on TL I will retire"... well sir, I beg to differ. Incontrol is #1 mod. | ||
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Hikko
United States1126 Posts
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semantics
10040 Posts
On January 28 2011 01:49 iNcontroL wrote: I've devised a way to find out who has a small penis on TL. The below is a careful examination I did of a thread where people were baited to declaring their penis size in reverse to a forum of males so that they may feel validated and mighty. The following revealed an astounding insecurity on TL... why are so many males mentioning their penis size in a thread that is about everything relating to life? Why are all of them discussing it? Who gives a fuck? Well, the only conclusion can be that they are in fact tiny tin soldiers. Little willy men of the night. People that make up for their inadequacies by buying tru- , oh, nope.. they post on a gaming forum about how above average their penis is. BEHOLD + Show Spoiler + On January 27 2011 11:35 TrainFX wrote: woot i can call my dick big now :D, 20% bigger seems big :p On January 27 2011 14:36 Kamais_Ookin wrote: My dick is meatier then the average man but that's about it... Well it is the most important thing so I'm happy! On January 27 2011 14:48 Skillz_Man wrote: And for penis size, I always thought like average was 6-6.5. I guess that's what you get when 90% of guys lie about penis size and crap. No other really suprising facts on there, interesting to see though. eyes. On January 27 2011 14:51 l10f wrote: If I'm better than average in every aspect, this can't be right. On January 27 2011 17:18 Dance. wrote: well...i beat the penis average and height. On January 27 2011 17:36 iPlaY.NettleS wrote: lol 5.08 inches?? On January 27 2011 20:26 Copenap wrote: Exactly, damn I feal like a superior human being right now. On January 27 2011 20:53 Sfydjklm wrote: i always thought 5 inches was rather small for a penis. On January 27 2011 23:50 Joementum wrote: And 5.08"... really? I always considered myself average, but according to this, I'm above average. On January 27 2011 23:57 Silentness wrote: Don't tell me I was the first to go measure my dick. lolz no homo *looks around.... and walks away) PS: I actually wish my penis was shorter/smaller. My ex GF and current GF told me that it's too big and it hurts. Either they are lying or that shit is really too big. It's frustrating ughhhh I know too much information, but yeah big isn't always better. I've heard women say that before. Obviously too small isn't good too. On January 28 2011 00:15 CPTslut wrote: I can't believe the penis thing, that would be a ridiculously low average, none of my friends or their friends has ever been seen with such a short dick. And Germans aren't really known for a huge penis, wtf? Favorite: CPTslut -Didn't just mention his dick crushes the scale his friend's dicks crush the scale as well. He even alluded to the German nationality as not being known for large dicks. So perhaps, he and his friends are the super dick squad? This thread also has some amazingly fit people. Everyone walks lightening fast miles, does a million pullups and has 16' waists. I had no idea TL was so physically gifted A waist of 16 inches? lol that either makes them 12 or suffering from some sort of aliment. I mean adult male hips are likely to be around 29-35" to have a waist of 16 mean some serious issues. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On January 28 2011 01:48 Robellicose wrote: average mile 12:17? jesus christ, I don't consider myself as fit at all (I'm healthy, not fit) and the last timed run I did (2km, so about 1.6 miles ish) was 9:07... The vitamins thing HAS to be an American thing. I mean, in my goddamn LACROSSE club at uni probably the most I spent was 15 pounds a month on protein shakes and multivitamins. which tops at 180 pounds a year. Why the hell is it at ~$874? That's ridiculous. Average number of pull ups is also surprisingly low. 1? I admit I'm on the lean side of the scale, but I don't lift weights and I just did 9 on my door frame... That resting heart rate thing seems very low, unless a lot more people suffer from bradycardia than I thought. most healthy people have it around 60 - 80 bpm, mines 57. The only healthy people who have low resting heart rate tend to be people who do long distance racing, such as marathon runners or cyclists. I'm pretty sure the entire thing is based on the American male, since the average height is clearly denoted as American. I could be wrong, though. Supplements are really expensive here. The resting heart rate is for very fit people. At the peak of my physical fitness (interestingly, about eight months ago), my resting heart rate was 55ish, with lows of 47 bpm. That was measured with a heart rate monitor. I slept with it on, and turned it on when I woke up so as to not effect my heart rate at all. The benching stat made me feel great about where I'm at, since I constantly feel like I'm pushing bitch-made weight. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
11739 Posts
On January 28 2011 02:03 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: I'm pretty sure the entire thing is based on the American male, since the average height is clearly denoted as American. I could be wrong, though. Supplements are really expensive here. The resting heart rate is for very fit people. At the peak of my physical fitness (interestingly, about eight months ago), my resting heart rate was 55ish, with lows of 47 bpm. That was measured with a heart rate monitor. I slept with it on, and turned it on when I woke up so as to not effect my heart rate at all. The benching stat made me feel great about where I'm at, since I constantly feel like I'm pushing bitch-made weight. On January 28 2011 01:54 DTK-m2 wrote: I don't understand the numbers you guys are providing. 5 pullups and 10 pushups? 20 pullups and 29 pushups? I'm at like 2-3 pullups, 80-90 pushups. The ratios shouldn't really differ this much, should they? Then again, when I try to randomly work out in my room, I can really only do pushups, and I can't train pullups at all. They work different muscle groups, but still, strength is strength. That's a bad way of looking at this. There won't be a specific ratio. Some people will have stronger back muscles, and weaker chest, and vice versa. All areas of the body will not be equally strong, and it will vary from person to person. | ||
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Ayush_SCtoss
India3051 Posts
But I am 5 foot 2 Inches so I am short-average..sigh..the shortest in my class I do run almost every other day and I am fit, i.e. I got a lot of stamina so I am fine in that regard and I stretch somewhat...hopefully that will help when I start my growth spurt if that ever happens. I just wanna grow more  And awesome title edit btw admins. | ||
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GambleVII
126 Posts
On January 28 2011 01:54 DTK-m2 wrote: I don't understand the numbers you guys are providing. 5 pullups and 10 pushups? 20 pullups and 29 pushups? I'm at like 2-3 pullups, 80-90 pushups. The ratios shouldn't really differ this much, should they? Then again, when I try to randomly work out in my room, I can really only do pushups, and I can't train pullups at all. They work different muscle groups, but still, strength is strength. Push ups you have support of your feet holding up your body weight. Your Pull-ups are just pure your weight. If you weight 200 pounds means you cant lift 200 pounds. | ||
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CPTslut
Germany98 Posts
On January 28 2011 01:49 iNcontroL wrote: I've devised a way to find out who has a small penis on TL. The below is a careful examination I did of a thread where people were baited to declaring their penis size in reverse to a forum of males so that they may feel validated and mighty. The following revealed an astounding insecurity on TL... why are so many males mentioning their penis size in a thread that is about everything relating to life? Why are all of them discussing it? Who gives a fuck? Well, the only conclusion can be that they are in fact tiny tin soldiers. Little willy men of the night. People that make up for their inadequacies by buying tru- , oh, nope.. they post on a gaming forum about how above average their penis is. BEHOLD + Show Spoiler + On January 27 2011 11:35 TrainFX wrote: woot i can call my dick big now :D, 20% bigger seems big :p On January 27 2011 14:36 Kamais_Ookin wrote: My dick is meatier then the average man but that's about it... Well it is the most important thing so I'm happy! On January 27 2011 14:48 Skillz_Man wrote: And for penis size, I always thought like average was 6-6.5. I guess that's what you get when 90% of guys lie about penis size and crap. No other really suprising facts on there, interesting to see though. eyes. On January 27 2011 14:51 l10f wrote: If I'm better than average in every aspect, this can't be right. On January 27 2011 17:18 Dance. wrote: well...i beat the penis average and height. On January 27 2011 17:36 iPlaY.NettleS wrote: lol 5.08 inches?? On January 27 2011 20:26 Copenap wrote: Exactly, damn I feal like a superior human being right now. On January 27 2011 20:53 Sfydjklm wrote: i always thought 5 inches was rather small for a penis. On January 27 2011 23:50 Joementum wrote: And 5.08"... really? I always considered myself average, but according to this, I'm above average. On January 27 2011 23:57 Silentness wrote: Don't tell me I was the first to go measure my dick. lolz no homo *looks around.... and walks away) PS: I actually wish my penis was shorter/smaller. My ex GF and current GF told me that it's too big and it hurts. Either they are lying or that shit is really too big. It's frustrating ughhhh I know too much information, but yeah big isn't always better. I've heard women say that before. Obviously too small isn't good too. On January 28 2011 00:15 CPTslut wrote: I can't believe the penis thing, that would be a ridiculously low average, none of my friends or their friends has ever been seen with such a short dick. And Germans aren't really known for a huge penis, wtf? Favorite: CPTslut -Didn't just mention his dick crushes the scale his friend's dicks crush the scale as well. He even alluded to the German nationality as not being known for large dicks. So perhaps, he and his friends are the super dick squad? This thread also has some amazingly fit people. Everyone walks lightening fast miles, does a million pullups and has 16' waists. I had no idea TL was so physically gifted INcontroL u mad? : D I didn't want to discriminate people with a small penis (no offense) but as I hang out with a lot of guys who won't shy away from a dick comparison I thought I'd share my ineffable wisdom on the topic. You sure are a huge and strong guy, so don't be frustrated because of a small genital, most people will never see it anyway and as long as your girlfriend is happy there's no reason to get mad. User was temp banned for this post. | ||
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Corr
Denmark796 Posts
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Fr33t
United States1128 Posts
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semantics
10040 Posts
On January 28 2011 02:11 CPTslut wrote: INcontroL u mad? : D I didn't want to discriminate people with a small penis (no offense) but as I hang out with a lot of guys who won't shy away from a dick comparison I thought I'd share my ineffable wisdom on the topic. You sure are a huge and strong guy, so don't be frustrated because of a small genital, most people will never see it anyway and as long as your girlfriend is happy there's no reason to get mad. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=86539¤tpage=All he's always sensitive about penis braggin. | ||
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b0oyah
Canada117 Posts
33 pushup with shitty form =/= good form pushup. | ||
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ChrisXIV
Austria3553 Posts
On January 28 2011 01:54 DTK-m2 wrote: I don't understand the numbers you guys are providing. 5 pullups and 10 pushups? 20 pullups and 29 pushups? I'm at like 2-3 pullups, 80-90 pushups. The ratios shouldn't really differ this much, should they? Then again, when I try to randomly work out in my room, I can really only do pushups, and I can't train pullups at all. They work different muscle groups, but still, strength is strength. Well, the numbers on the poster say pushups/minute and pullups overall. I can do more than 29 pushups, but not in 1 minute. | ||
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Hynda
Sweden2226 Posts
On January 28 2011 01:49 iNcontroL wrote: I think that is because there is nothing you can do about it, it's one of those things you can't really solve hell I know I used to be insecure as hell about it when I was young and dumb, mostly because my member isn't a show-off, very much so on the smaller side finding out the average was this huge relief because for some reason you think it matters. I've devised a way to find out who has a small penis on TL. The below is a careful examination I did of a thread where people were baited to declaring their penis size in reverse to a forum of males so that they may feel validated and mighty. The following revealed an astounding insecurity on TL... why are so many males mentioning their penis size in a thread that is about everything relating to life? Why are all of them discussing it? Who gives a fuck? Well, the only conclusion can be that they are in fact tiny tin soldiers. Little willy men of the night. People that make up for their inadequacies by buying tru- , oh, nope.. they post on a gaming forum about how above average their penis is. BEHOLD + Show Spoiler + On January 27 2011 11:35 TrainFX wrote: woot i can call my dick big now :D, 20% bigger seems big :p On January 27 2011 14:36 Kamais_Ookin wrote: My dick is meatier then the average man but that's about it... Well it is the most important thing so I'm happy! On January 27 2011 14:48 Skillz_Man wrote: And for penis size, I always thought like average was 6-6.5. I guess that's what you get when 90% of guys lie about penis size and crap. No other really suprising facts on there, interesting to see though. eyes. On January 27 2011 14:51 l10f wrote: If I'm better than average in every aspect, this can't be right. On January 27 2011 17:18 Dance. wrote: well...i beat the penis average and height. On January 27 2011 17:36 iPlaY.NettleS wrote: lol 5.08 inches?? On January 27 2011 20:26 Copenap wrote: Exactly, damn I feal like a superior human being right now. On January 27 2011 20:53 Sfydjklm wrote: i always thought 5 inches was rather small for a penis. On January 27 2011 23:50 Joementum wrote: And 5.08"... really? I always considered myself average, but according to this, I'm above average. On January 27 2011 23:57 Silentness wrote: Don't tell me I was the first to go measure my dick. lolz no homo *looks around.... and walks away) PS: I actually wish my penis was shorter/smaller. My ex GF and current GF told me that it's too big and it hurts. Either they are lying or that shit is really too big. It's frustrating ughhhh I know too much information, but yeah big isn't always better. I've heard women say that before. Obviously too small isn't good too. On January 28 2011 00:15 CPTslut wrote: I can't believe the penis thing, that would be a ridiculously low average, none of my friends or their friends has ever been seen with such a short dick. And Germans aren't really known for a huge penis, wtf? Favorite: CPTslut -Didn't just mention his dick crushes the scale his friend's dicks crush the scale as well. He even alluded to the German nationality as not being known for large dicks. So perhaps, he and his friends are the super dick squad? This thread also has some amazingly fit people. Everyone walks lightening fast miles, does a million pullups and has 16' waists. I had no idea TL was so physically gifted When you grow older you realise that it is probably the most irrelevant thing in a relationship but back then it was everything. All those things you couldn't do anything about was the once that mattered, hell adult people today still have insane issues with height and will go to ridiculous lengths to solve that. Everyone can work out and become fit but not everyone can be tall with a long schlong so that's what people feel the need to fixate on. Hell I even saw a documentary about people that go into operation just to get some more locker room pride, even when the doctor said that it wouldn't affect it in any way erect. Now that is some proper insecurity. | ||
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kazansky
Germany931 Posts
The mile time, hum. It says average american not average 20-25 year old guy, so might be fair. But I will never understand that average men can do only exactly one pull-up. On the most important thing: My penis length is above av... oh, uhm ... nevermind. On January 28 2011 02:11 CPTslut wrote: INcontroL u mad? : D I didn't want to discriminate people with a small penis (no offense) but as I hang out with a lot of guys who won't shy away from a dick comparison I thought I'd share my ineffable wisdom on the topic. You sure are a huge and strong guy, so don't be frustrated because of a small genital, most people will never see it anyway and as long as your girlfriend is happy there's no reason to get mad. Oh oh. Bye bye. | ||
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