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On January 28 2011 02:11 CPTslut wrote:Show nested quote +On January 28 2011 01:49 iNcontroL wrote:I've devised a way to find out who has a small penis on TL. The below is a careful examination I did of a thread where people were baited to declaring their penis size in reverse to a forum of males so that they may feel validated and mighty. The following revealed an astounding insecurity on TL... why are so many males mentioning their penis size in a thread that is about everything relating to life? Why are all of them discussing it? Who gives a fuck? Well, the only conclusion can be that they are in fact tiny tin soldiers. Little willy men of the night. People that make up for their inadequacies by buying tru- , oh, nope.. they post on a gaming forum about how above average their penis is. BEHOLD + Show Spoiler +On January 27 2011 11:35 TrainFX wrote:
woot i can call my dick big now :D, 20% bigger seems big :p On January 27 2011 13:57 Roe wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2011 11:35 TrainFX wrote:
woot i can call my dick big now :D, 20% bigger seems big :p 5.08 inches seems so small... On January 27 2011 14:36 Kamais_Ookin wrote:My dick is meatier then the average man but that's about it... Well it is the most important thing so I'm happy!  On January 27 2011 14:48 Skillz_Man wrote:
And for penis size, I always thought like average was 6-6.5. I guess that's what you get when 90% of guys lie about penis size and crap. No other really suprising facts on there, interesting to see though.
eyes. On January 27 2011 14:51 l10f wrote:
If I'm better than average in every aspect, this can't be right. On January 27 2011 17:18 Dance. wrote:
well...i beat the penis average and height. On January 27 2011 17:36 iPlaY.NettleS wrote:
lol
5.08 inches?? On January 27 2011 20:26 Copenap wrote:Exactly, damn I feal like a superior human being right now. On January 27 2011 20:53 Sfydjklm wrote:
i always thought 5 inches was rather small for a penis. On January 27 2011 23:50 Joementum wrote:
And 5.08"... really? I always considered myself average, but according to this, I'm above average. On January 27 2011 23:57 Silentness wrote:
Don't tell me I was the first to go measure my dick.
lolz no homo *looks around.... and walks away)
PS: I actually wish my penis was shorter/smaller. My ex GF and current GF told me that it's too big and it hurts. Either they are lying or that shit is really too big. It's frustrating ughhhh
I know too much information, but yeah big isn't always better. I've heard women say that before. Obviously too small isn't good too. On January 28 2011 00:15 CPTslut wrote:
I can't believe the penis thing, that would be a ridiculously low average, none of my friends or their friends has ever been seen with such a short dick.
And Germans aren't really known for a huge penis, wtf? Favorite: CPTslut -Didn't just mention his dick crushes the scale his friend's dicks crush the scale as well. He even alluded to the German nationality as not being known for large dicks. So perhaps, he and his friends are the super dick squad? This thread also has some amazingly fit people. Everyone walks lightening fast miles, does a million pullups and has 16' waists. I had no idea TL was so physically gifted INcontroL u mad? : D I didn't want to discriminate people with a small penis (no offense) but as I hang out with a lot of guys who won't shy away from a dick comparison I thought I'd share my ineffable wisdom on the topic. You sure are a huge and strong guy, so don't be frustrated because of a small genital, most people will never see it anyway and as long as your girlfriend is happy there's no reason to get mad.
So what's the deal you just all get hard together and then just stand in line and measure? Because that would seem kinda awkward to some people.
Seriously lol wtf 
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On January 28 2011 01:54 DTK-m2 wrote:
I don't understand the numbers you guys are providing.
5 pullups and 10 pushups?
20 pullups and 29 pushups?
I'm at like 2-3 pullups, 80-90 pushups.
The ratios shouldn't really differ this much, should they? Then again, when I try to randomly work out in my room, I can really only do pushups, and I can't train pullups at all. They work different muscle groups, but still, strength is strength.
It really depends on the training you do, but I would guess that those two people are doing the pull ups with their hands close together and palms facing them, rather than the proper shoulder with and palms away. Those are pretty odd stats. I can do 15 pull ups and and about 70 push ups with proper form, and I know a lot of the people I hang out with have very similar numbers to that
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Haha, apparently I can do 18x the average amount of pullups a man can do.
shame I'm shorter and less muscley though...
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I didn't read the the statistics because I feel that averages just calls for insecurities.
Besides, it all really depends why and what do you need your body for. If your intention isn't anything athletics, then who gives a shit.
Additionally, ethnic backgrounds play a role in your physique, no pin-up is going to be able to distinguish or factor that in.
And for those who feel the need to compare their penis size, just remember that it's not the size, thickness or color that counts. It's really just how you use it.
/Mr. Rogers-esque talk
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On January 28 2011 02:23 Wes2000 wrote:Show nested quote +On January 28 2011 01:54 DTK-m2 wrote:
I don't understand the numbers you guys are providing.
5 pullups and 10 pushups?
20 pullups and 29 pushups?
I'm at like 2-3 pullups, 80-90 pushups.
The ratios shouldn't really differ this much, should they? Then again, when I try to randomly work out in my room, I can really only do pushups, and I can't train pullups at all. They work different muscle groups, but still, strength is strength. It really depends on the training you do, but I would guess that those two people are doing the pull ups with their hands close together and palms facing them, rather than the proper shoulder with and palms away. Those are pretty odd stats. I can do 15 pull ups and and about 70 push ups with proper form, and I know a lot of the people I hang out with have very similar numbers to that
Or the classic girly style using your knees.
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All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions.
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I probably lost 10lbs of muscle this year 
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On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions.
Yeah but neither of those things mean you necessarily walk the mile faster dude. It's about pace and endurance.
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On January 28 2011 02:40 iNcontroL wrote:Show nested quote +On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions. Yeah but neither of those things mean you necessarily walk the mile faster dude. It's about pace and endurance.
I'm 2 meters tall, trust me with my legs that mile will feel like nothing 10 large steps and you're pretty much done.
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LOL whichever moderator changed the title of this thread is the best mod ever <3
I'm definitely curious about where they got these statistics from, and whether or not the sample is truly representative of American men.
Average mile seems really low, and I'd like to know what they considered to be "exercise". I'm kind of shocked at how much money is spent on vitamins and supplements every year too...
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On January 28 2011 02:40 iNcontroL wrote:Show nested quote +On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions. Yeah but neither of those things mean you necessarily walk the mile faster dude. It's about pace and endurance.
Epic response.
Also, the thing that surprised me most was the 13'' bicep flexed. I don't know about you, but when I flex, my 'ceps are not larger than my friggin feet. Might make sense for iNC but not for the average dude.
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On January 28 2011 02:45 Boundless wrote:Show nested quote +On January 28 2011 02:40 iNcontroL wrote:On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions. Yeah but neither of those things mean you necessarily walk the mile faster dude. It's about pace and endurance. Epic response. Also, the thing that surprised me most was the 13'' bicep flexed. I don't know about you, but when I flex, my 'ceps are not larger than my friggin feet. Might make sense for iNC but not for the average dude.
13" around is not very big
Nerd arms are like 11".
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smaller penis but oh well could be worse, at least it still works fine and my gf doesnt mind.
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A mile is nothing, it's like 2 songs on my ipod..
mmm more like 4-5 now that i think about it lol
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14:00 minute mile, my 10 inch penis weighs me down
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On January 28 2011 01:49 iNcontroL wrote:I've devised a way to find out who has a small penis on TL. The below is a careful examination I did of a thread where people were baited to declaring their penis size in reverse to a forum of males so that they may feel validated and mighty. The following revealed an astounding insecurity on TL... why are so many males mentioning their penis size in a thread that is about everything relating to life? Why are all of them discussing it? Who gives a fuck? Well, the only conclusion can be that they are in fact tiny tin soldiers. Little willy men of the night. People that make up for their inadequacies by buying tru- , oh, nope.. they post on a gaming forum about how above average their penis is. BEHOLD + Show Spoiler +On January 27 2011 11:35 TrainFX wrote:
woot i can call my dick big now :D, 20% bigger seems big :p On January 27 2011 13:57 Roe wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2011 11:35 TrainFX wrote:
woot i can call my dick big now :D, 20% bigger seems big :p 5.08 inches seems so small... On January 27 2011 14:36 Kamais_Ookin wrote:My dick is meatier then the average man but that's about it... Well it is the most important thing so I'm happy! On January 27 2011 14:48 Skillz_Man wrote:
And for penis size, I always thought like average was 6-6.5. I guess that's what you get when 90% of guys lie about penis size and crap. No other really suprising facts on there, interesting to see though.
eyes. On January 27 2011 14:51 l10f wrote:
If I'm better than average in every aspect, this can't be right. On January 27 2011 17:18 Dance. wrote:
well...i beat the penis average and height. On January 27 2011 17:36 iPlaY.NettleS wrote:
lol
5.08 inches?? On January 27 2011 20:26 Copenap wrote:Exactly, damn I feal like a superior human being right now. On January 27 2011 20:53 Sfydjklm wrote:
i always thought 5 inches was rather small for a penis. On January 27 2011 23:50 Joementum wrote:
And 5.08"... really? I always considered myself average, but according to this, I'm above average. On January 27 2011 23:57 Silentness wrote:
Don't tell me I was the first to go measure my dick.
lolz no homo *looks around.... and walks away)
PS: I actually wish my penis was shorter/smaller. My ex GF and current GF told me that it's too big and it hurts. Either they are lying or that shit is really too big. It's frustrating ughhhh
I know too much information, but yeah big isn't always better. I've heard women say that before. Obviously too small isn't good too. On January 28 2011 00:15 CPTslut wrote:
I can't believe the penis thing, that would be a ridiculously low average, none of my friends or their friends has ever been seen with such a short dick.
And Germans aren't really known for a huge penis, wtf? Favorite: CPTslut -Didn't just mention his dick crushes the scale his friend's dicks crush the scale as well. He even alluded to the German nationality as not being known for large dicks. So perhaps, he and his friends are the super dick squad? This thread also has some amazingly fit people. Everyone walks lightening fast miles, does a million pullups and has 16' waists. I had no idea TL was so physically gifted
Best post and exactly what I was thinking. Any post you read with statistics in it seems some people, on a fucking gaming site of all places, need to beat it or make a brag post.
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The fact that incontrol is really pissed off at everyone mentioning their dick size must mean that incontrol, has a small dick.
I mean look at all the overcompensating he's been doing.
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Now its settled. I have a dick > average dick... and im not even 18 yet.
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On January 28 2011 02:48 xccam wrote:
smaller penis but oh well could be worse, at least it still works fine and my gf doesnt mind.
Women are smarter than men on this issue.
Edit: Also, only guys who have never been laid would think that having a gigantic penis would be awesome. There are certain mechanics that kinda get in the way....
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