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Barbiero
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Brazil5259 Posts
January 27 2011 18:27 GMT
#261
Dude my penis is so huge, but so huge, that if you lay it down into the keyboard, it goes all the way from A to Z.


oh, wait..
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diehilde
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany1596 Posts
January 27 2011 18:27 GMT
#262
On January 28 2011 03:23 TossFloss wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:19 diehilde wrote:
that average cant be right, 5.08 is just about 13cm. I asked my gf and she said the smallest she has had was about 14cm. Also lol at the Inc thing, doesnt take a masters in psychology to figure out what others already have ^^


Well she would need a sample size of at least 20 men to arrive at any statistically meaningful average. And that's not even accounting for geography, race and nutrition.

dont you think 20 is just as arbitrary as 10 or 15 or 5? I guess we can all only talk about personal experiences here, since I cant imagine anybody having eye witnessed a large enough sample size of aroused dicks to be statistically meaningful (unless you work as a prostitute).
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storm8ring3r
Profile Joined January 2011
Germany227 Posts
January 27 2011 18:28 GMT
#263
5 inches is a joke they put that in there so their meathead jucing readers with their small equipment don't feel bad
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Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 18:32:03
January 27 2011 18:29 GMT
#264
Atleast my wee wee is above average lol :D

Physcally fit, erh does suck at running count? I can do more pushups than the average joe 16 year old (due to rowing) but I suck mayor donkey at running due to astma.
Though I wish they put the height in CM, no idea how high that is, only think I am below average...



Why are some complaining about people loving their wee wee? Even the thread title has "penis" in it jeesus.
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States45041 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 18:31:18
January 27 2011 18:30 GMT
#265
On January 28 2011 03:27 diehilde wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:23 TossFloss wrote:
On January 28 2011 03:19 diehilde wrote:
that average cant be right, 5.08 is just about 13cm. I asked my gf and she said the smallest she has had was about 14cm. Also lol at the Inc thing, doesnt take a masters in psychology to figure out what others already have ^^


Well she would need a sample size of at least 20 men to arrive at any statistically meaningful average. And that's not even accounting for geography, race and nutrition.

dont you think 20 is just as arbitrary as 10 or 15 or 5? I guess we can all only talk about personal experiences here, since I cant imagine anybody having eye witnessed a large enough sample size of aroused dicks to be statistically meaningful (unless you work as a prostitute).


It's not arbitrary. 20 as a sample size is mathematically significant when talking statistics. T-tests and Z-tests, my friend

Another girl could say that she's had five men, all of which were smaller than five inches. Sample is simply too small.
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Alventenie
Profile Joined July 2007
United States2147 Posts
January 27 2011 18:32 GMT
#266
On January 28 2011 03:29 Iplaythings wrote:
Atleast my wee wee is above average lol :D

Physcally fit, erh does suck at running count? I can do more pushups than the average joe 16 year old (due to rowing) but I suck mayor donkey at running due to astma.
Though I wish they put the height in CM, no idea how high that is, only think I am below average...

Also I like how they didnt put in the average weight :D

Why are some complaining about people loving their wee wee? Even the thread title has "penis" in it jeesus.



An admin changed the thread title. It used to be called the man thread or something.
Iplaythings
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Denmark9110 Posts
January 27 2011 18:33 GMT
#267
On January 28 2011 03:32 Alventenie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:29 Iplaythings wrote:
Atleast my wee wee is above average lol :D

Physcally fit, erh does suck at running count? I can do more pushups than the average joe 16 year old (due to rowing) but I suck mayor donkey at running due to astma.
Though I wish they put the height in CM, no idea how high that is, only think I am below average...

Also I like how they didnt put in the average weight :D

Why are some complaining about people loving their wee wee? Even the thread title has "penis" in it jeesus.



An admin changed the thread title. It used to be called the man thread or something.

new readers cant help that lol :D

Though the title is screaming " TELL PENIS SIZE" haha :D I find it wildly entertaining that 33 pushups is the average while ur in the 20's (for 1 minute.. okay, dont recall taking time on how fast I can do 50...)
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Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25988 Posts
January 27 2011 18:33 GMT
#268
On January 28 2011 03:25 hifriend wrote:
- Mensa candidate with an IQ of 138
- Toned body
- Italian-olive skin but still white
- Dark blonde hair
- Double-blackbelt
- Weighing 155 with only 17% Body fat
- top 5 american terran

Yea, but I bet you'd give it all back to be free of your Chronic Chaos Disorder [CCD]
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semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 18:37:10
January 27 2011 18:34 GMT
#269
On January 28 2011 03:13 decaf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:09 Osmoses wrote:
Yessss, my penis is larger than the average american! Not terribly physically fit though. And is it just me or is that average sinking every time I see it? I sense a conspiracy to make men feel better about themselves.

That, or the average is really sinking.

If the average really is sinking, then a smaller penis size seems to be genetically superior and people should start fighting over who has a smaller penis. Though I doubt this is the case.

Similarly, that average length is for a flaccid penis. Some of you will probably need to remeasure.

I also doubt most people are doing proper pull-ups/push-ups/etc.
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Orpheos
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1663 Posts
January 27 2011 18:34 GMT
#270
On January 28 2011 03:30 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:27 diehilde wrote:
On January 28 2011 03:23 TossFloss wrote:
On January 28 2011 03:19 diehilde wrote:
that average cant be right, 5.08 is just about 13cm. I asked my gf and she said the smallest she has had was about 14cm. Also lol at the Inc thing, doesnt take a masters in psychology to figure out what others already have ^^


Well she would need a sample size of at least 20 men to arrive at any statistically meaningful average. And that's not even accounting for geography, race and nutrition.

dont you think 20 is just as arbitrary as 10 or 15 or 5? I guess we can all only talk about personal experiences here, since I cant imagine anybody having eye witnessed a large enough sample size of aroused dicks to be statistically meaningful (unless you work as a prostitute).


It's not arbitrary. 20 as a sample size is mathematically significant when talking statistics. T-tests and Z-tests, my friend

Another girl could say that she's had five men, all of which were smaller than five inches. Sample is simply too small.


errr what? doesnt it depend on the standard deviation of the population? also what confidence interval you are aiming for? i havent taken statistics in while but im pretty sure you cant arbitrarily put a number on that kind of thing.
diehilde
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany1596 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 18:37:22
January 27 2011 18:35 GMT
#271
just found this, a comparison of avg penis sizes in eu countries (its in german) http://www.welt.de/vermischtes/article2796899/Penislaenge-So-sind-die-Maenner-in-Europa-bestueckt.html . According to the study and 1 or 2 other google hits, the avg penis size in germany is 14.5 cm (5.70 Inches). France leads EU with 15.5cm (6.10 Inches). Now that sounds a lot more reasonable.
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Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
January 27 2011 18:37 GMT
#272
On January 28 2011 03:34 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:13 decaf wrote:
On January 28 2011 03:09 Osmoses wrote:
Yessss, my penis is larger than the average american! Not terribly physically fit though. And is it just me or is that average sinking every time I see it? I sense a conspiracy to make men feel better about themselves.

That, or the average is really sinking.

If the average really is sinking, then a smaller penis size seems to be genetically superior and people should start fighting over who has a smaller penis. Though I doubt this is the case.

Similarly, that average length is for a flaccid penis. Some of you will probably need to remeasure.

I also doubt most people are doing proper pull-ups/push-ups/etc.

keep in mind some men are growers, and some are showers.
Loophole
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States867 Posts
January 27 2011 18:38 GMT
#273
On January 27 2011 09:34 Coutcha wrote:
awwwww im 5'5.5

ONE pull ups???? wtf I was SURE everyone could do at least 10 ??


Hah! It's probably easier for smaller people. I'm 6'1" 210lbs and I can just barely do 1 pull up.
"Fundamental preparation is always effective. Work on those parts of your game that are fundamentally weak." -Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
TossFloss *
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada606 Posts
January 27 2011 18:39 GMT
#274
On January 28 2011 03:27 diehilde wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:23 TossFloss wrote:
On January 28 2011 03:19 diehilde wrote:
that average cant be right, 5.08 is just about 13cm. I asked my gf and she said the smallest she has had was about 14cm. Also lol at the Inc thing, doesnt take a masters in psychology to figure out what others already have ^^


Well she would need a sample size of at least 20 men to arrive at any statistically meaningful average. And that's not even accounting for geography, race and nutrition.

dont you think 20 is just as arbitrary as 10 or 15 or 5? I guess we can all only talk about personal experiences here, since I cant imagine anybody having eye witnessed a large enough sample size of aroused dicks to be statistically meaningful (unless you work as a prostitute).


Oops my bad. Actually that should be 30. This comes from statistics. It is the rule-of-thumb sample size needed to reach a meaningful conclusion about a random variable. i.e. you're 95% certain that the true average is within some tight range of your measured average.
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See.Blue
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States2673 Posts
January 27 2011 18:40 GMT
#275
Love the new title.
decaf
Profile Joined October 2010
Austria1797 Posts
January 27 2011 18:40 GMT
#276
On January 28 2011 03:34 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:13 decaf wrote:
On January 28 2011 03:09 Osmoses wrote:
Yessss, my penis is larger than the average american! Not terribly physically fit though. And is it just me or is that average sinking every time I see it? I sense a conspiracy to make men feel better about themselves.

That, or the average is really sinking.

If the average really is sinking, then a smaller penis size seems to be genetically superior and people should start fighting over who has a smaller penis. Though I doubt this is the case.

Similarly, that average length is for a flaccid penis. Some of you will probably need to remeasure.

I also doubt most people are doing proper pull-ups/push-ups/etc.

The time span is way to short to talk about a sinking of the average penis size, that would take millions of years.
But, it's quite possible that the average guy gets weaker and fatter within a few generations.
Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
January 27 2011 18:43 GMT
#277
Haha, that OP is actually really interesting. Do those averages take into account everyone? I mean, isn't like 2/3 of our country technically "overweight" by now, and almost a full 1/3 "obese"?

Curious to OP if you have similar picture for female?
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
Chex Mix
Profile Joined September 2010
76 Posts
January 27 2011 18:43 GMT
#278
On January 27 2011 09:14 Moody wrote:
So, the average weight thing is a little silly... It makes me feel like a lard ass.

I'm 6'3", 210, bench 260, run a mile in around 7:30, and score in the 14's on the bleep test. I consider myself pretty damn fit, but according to this (and wii fit) I'm obese.

edit: typos


The guy I work out with is 6'3", 205 (on waking), benches 350 (assume you are referring to 1RM?), and runs a single mile after a long workout in 6:15. I have no clue what the bleep test is, but I'm sure he'd beat you on that, too. I am not saying you're not fit, but my workout partner is way more fit, and he undeniably has a lot of flab. He should probably be 185, but he likes to eat, what can I say. The only thing it really affects is his pullups, distance running, and the way he looks, and he's ok with that. Anyway, you may be fit, but that doesn't mean you're not fat.
semioldguy
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States7488 Posts
January 27 2011 18:45 GMT
#279
On January 28 2011 03:40 decaf wrote:
The time span is way to short to talk about a sinking of the average penis size, that would take millions of years.

Yeah, I wasn't being serious about that part.
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intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9934 Posts
January 27 2011 18:48 GMT
#280
oh, TL.
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