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bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
January 27 2011 18:50 GMT
#281
I seem to be above average for everything except strength lol, it's tough being only 135 lbs and 6'2
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
AtomicTon
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States103 Posts
January 27 2011 18:51 GMT
#282
135lbsand 6'2?!?! holy shit man, go eat a fucking cheeseburger

I'm better in every way, which makes me a happy 23 year old. Click on the link and scroll downt o those comments
had me rofling
There is no heavier burden than great potential.
Jswizzy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States791 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 19:22:39
January 27 2011 18:52 GMT
#283
On January 28 2011 03:50 bjornkavist wrote:
I seem to be above average for everything except strength lol, it's tough being only 135 lbs and 6'2

Work out I went from 125 6ft to 180 in less than 1.5 year of lifting

edit:Eating more doesn't help if you have a high metabolism
edit:I was also living in a barracks 20 feet from the base gym so I was working out during most of my off time, I weight 170lb now.
I always try to give a sensitive, reasoned answer. This is usually awkward, time consuming and pointless.
AtomicTon
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States103 Posts
January 27 2011 18:53 GMT
#284
Oh, and not to flex my epenis, but as far as real penis's go....
5'' is um....small. like
when you wank, does the palm of your hand hide the whole fucking log or what?
I'm not huge, but shit man, 5 inches can't possibly be right.
There is no heavier burden than great potential.
craz3d
Profile Joined August 2005
Bulgaria856 Posts
January 27 2011 18:54 GMT
#285
It ain't the size of the magic stick, it's how you use it!
Hello World!
Sitinte
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States499 Posts
January 27 2011 18:55 GMT
#286
On January 28 2011 03:34 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:13 decaf wrote:
On January 28 2011 03:09 Osmoses wrote:
Yessss, my penis is larger than the average american! Not terribly physically fit though. And is it just me or is that average sinking every time I see it? I sense a conspiracy to make men feel better about themselves.

That, or the average is really sinking.

If the average really is sinking, then a smaller penis size seems to be genetically superior and people should start fighting over who has a smaller penis. Though I doubt this is the case.

Similarly, that average length is for a flaccid penis. Some of you will probably need to remeasure.

I also doubt most people are doing proper pull-ups/push-ups/etc.


Actually, most research state that penile length is measured when erect as opposed to flaccid, since flaccid doesn't give a good indication of how big or not big it can get when erect.

In regards to everything else, most of the numbers don't surprise me too much.
decaf
Profile Joined October 2010
Austria1797 Posts
January 27 2011 18:56 GMT
#287
Let's set up a poll. I bet the average penis size will be about 15 to 16 cm no matter if the 12cm average is true or not.
bjornkavist
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada1235 Posts
January 27 2011 18:56 GMT
#288
On January 28 2011 03:51 AtomicTon wrote:
135lbsand 6'2?!?! holy shit man, go eat a fucking cheeseburger

I'm better in every way, which makes me a happy 23 year old. Click on the link and scroll downt o those comments
had me rofling


Lol I eat alot but like the guy above said, its all high metabolism. when Im more active, such as during the summer when I'm playing soccer and working out more, I put on a bit more weight. I should be doing more weight lifting but too busy with school Lanky forever lol
https://soundcloud.com/bbols
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
January 27 2011 18:58 GMT
#289
On January 28 2011 03:55 Sitinte wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:34 semioldguy wrote:
On January 28 2011 03:13 decaf wrote:
On January 28 2011 03:09 Osmoses wrote:
Yessss, my penis is larger than the average american! Not terribly physically fit though. And is it just me or is that average sinking every time I see it? I sense a conspiracy to make men feel better about themselves.

That, or the average is really sinking.

If the average really is sinking, then a smaller penis size seems to be genetically superior and people should start fighting over who has a smaller penis. Though I doubt this is the case.

Similarly, that average length is for a flaccid penis. Some of you will probably need to remeasure.

I also doubt most people are doing proper pull-ups/push-ups/etc.


Actually, most research state that penile length is measured when erect as opposed to flaccid, since flaccid doesn't give a good indication of how big or not big it can get when erect.

In regards to everything else, most of the numbers don't surprise me too much.

omg semioldguy has a giant penis
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StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
January 27 2011 19:02 GMT
#290
On January 28 2011 03:00 Slayer91 wrote:
The fact that incontrol is really pissed off at everyone mentioning their dick size must mean that incontrol, has a small dick.

I mean look at all the overcompensating he's been doing.


._.

I'm pretty sure Anna is more than happy with whatever size it may be. The rest is irrelevant. I think some of you ought to have better things to do with your down time. The fact anyone would care to measure their penis let alone e-penis speaks insecurity in itself lmao.
psychopat
Profile Joined October 2009
Canada417 Posts
January 27 2011 19:04 GMT
#291
I'm not surprised at all about the pull-ups. Back in high school when we had the fitness test day, most people would either fail or stop at 1. That first one is by far the easiest, since you're still fresh and you've got the momentum from your jump to help carry you through it. It's the second pull-up that's a total pain.

As for the penis size, I had always heard that average was 6. It doesn't really matter though. As long as you're not ridiculously under or oversized, no girl will truly care if she already likes you enough to get naked with you. You really can't trust self-reporting though. Besides all the probable falsifications, I don't even know what the "proper" way to measure is and I assume that that's the same for most guys. "Hurr, I'll measure on the underside so that I get a bigger reading!"

On January 28 2011 01:07 Orpheos wrote:
im surprised people who say they are thin have 32in waist. i mean im not calling you fat, but im 5'9 and 190-200lbs and i consider myself fairly overweight. i mean not obese, but im def not fit/healthy/in shape. i wear 34 pants. i mean i can see the average for americans being 34, but i cant see thin or in shape people wearing 32s...

That strikes me as pretty weird, considering I'm 6"4, 200lbs and wear either 38s or 40s, depending on brand. I don't consider myself fit at all, but my weight lines up with yours... I guess it also depends on how you wear your pants. Lots of people in North America wear them more at their waist than at their hips. For example, on my pants the waist is actually a few inches bigger than the length, which definitely doesn't make sense.

On January 28 2011 02:33 The KY wrote:
All I'm gonna say is what I told the girls at work; I'm 6'5" and have size 13 feet, draw your own conclusions.

The few studies I've seen suggest that that has almost no bearing... Same for flaccid size; some people grow, whereas others show.
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
January 27 2011 19:06 GMT
#292
Oh man i have a small penis....Shit this thread makes me feel horrible T.T
The_Piper42
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States426 Posts
January 27 2011 19:06 GMT
#293
lol @ name change of thread.

Honestly it amazes me how the average mile time could be twelve minutes... I hope that's false for the sake of our race. 0_o
Boxer, White-Ra, Grubby, Flash fighting!
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4783 Posts
January 27 2011 19:07 GMT
#294
On January 28 2011 04:02 StarStruck wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:00 Slayer91 wrote:
The fact that incontrol is really pissed off at everyone mentioning their dick size must mean that incontrol, has a small dick.

I mean look at all the overcompensating he's been doing.


._.

I'm pretty sure Anna is more than happy with whatever size it may be. The rest is irrelevant. I think some of you ought to have better things to do with your down time. The fact anyone would care to measure their penis let alone e-penis speaks insecurity in itself lmao.


I'm looking forward to some grudgematches coming out of this thread ("Your dick is full of shit!")
emperorchampion
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada9496 Posts
January 27 2011 19:09 GMT
#295
On January 28 2011 03:25 hifriend wrote:
- Mensa candidate with an IQ of 138
- Toned body
- Italian-olive skin but still white
- Dark blonde hair
- Double-blackbelt
- Weighing 155 with only 17% Body fat
- top 5 american terran


Hahahahahaaaa, what colour are your eyes again??
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Sm3agol
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States2055 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 19:10:25
January 27 2011 19:09 GMT
#296
On January 28 2011 03:52 Jswizzy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:50 bjornkavist wrote:
I seem to be above average for everything except strength lol, it's tough being only 135 lbs and 6'2

Work out I went from 125 6ft to 180 in less than 1.5 year of lifting

edit:Eating more doesn't help if you have a high metabolism

I'm 6' 3", and weigh 160 lbs. I worked out pretty hardcore for two years straight......went up to like....maybe 165 max? I actually got a lot stronger, but I didn't gain hardly any weight. So depressing. :-(

Edit: Oh yea, and definitely a grower here, ROFL.
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46151 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 19:11:50
January 27 2011 19:09 GMT
#297
On January 28 2011 04:04 psychopat wrote:
"Hurr, I'll measure on the underside so that I get a bigger reading!"


That makes a difference?


On January 28 2011 04:06 Tabbris wrote:
Oh man i have a small penis....Shit this thread makes me feel horrible T.T


And according to the Team Liquid sample size, you have the smallest penis in the entire world.

Or you're the most honest.

I can't wait for a mod to put in a "How big do you want everyone to think your penis is?" poll into the OP.
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
decaf
Profile Joined October 2010
Austria1797 Posts
January 27 2011 19:11 GMT
#298
On January 28 2011 04:09 DarkPlasmaBall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 04:04 psychopat wrote:
"Hurr, I'll measure on the underside so that I get a bigger reading!"


That makes a difference?


Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 04:06 Tabbris wrote:
Oh man i have a small penis....Shit this thread makes me feel horrible T.T


And according to the Team Liquid sample size, you have the smallest penis in the entire world.

Or you're the most honest.

Don't worry, yours is probably perfectly fine!
gogogadgetflow
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2583 Posts
January 27 2011 19:13 GMT
#299
On January 28 2011 04:06 Tabbris wrote:
Oh man i have a small penis....Shit this thread makes me feel horrible T.T

its ok dude the average in bangladesh is just shorter.
Noxie
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2227 Posts
January 27 2011 19:14 GMT
#300
Seem to be above average on most of the stuff. It seems a lot of it is based on your build and activities you do.
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