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Glaven
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada554 Posts
January 27 2011 20:26 GMT
#321
Average number of pullups :1
FFFUUUUUUU below average as usual
Average weight in your 20's: 168 >.>
Way below quota
Special Tactics
Moody
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States750 Posts
January 27 2011 20:29 GMT
#322
On January 28 2011 04:29 Jeremyy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:17 TossFloss wrote:
On January 27 2011 09:13 gogogadgetflow wrote:
1 in 7 men would rather work out than have sex!?


Schwarzennegar explaining this strange phenomenon:


He made that up lol, there's a video in which he talks about the making of that film and says he made a ton of shit up to make the film more popular (he specifically mentions that clip and says it's total BS).


Someone should have put this on the air when he was running for governor LoL
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the counter?"
n00b3rt
Profile Joined May 2010
Bulgaria890 Posts
January 27 2011 20:36 GMT
#323
On January 28 2011 04:51 forgotten0ne wrote:
% of girls that would actually end a relationship because the guy's penis is below average: 0.01%

More like 70% in Bulgaria that is. I've heard strange stories about girls' ex-boyfriends. And to stay on topic, I'm always afraid to say my actual penis size, cuz people usually assume that you are adding 5 centimeters :D. So I just say 22 or show it to them (yea, I'm weird) :D
Yeah, whatever
O-ops
Profile Joined February 2009
United States4236 Posts
January 27 2011 20:38 GMT
#324
On January 28 2011 04:29 Jeremyy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:17 TossFloss wrote:
On January 27 2011 09:13 gogogadgetflow wrote:
1 in 7 men would rather work out than have sex!?


Schwarzennegar explaining this strange phenomenon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw


He made that up lol, there's a video in which he talks about the making of that film and says he made a ton of shit up to make the film more popular (he specifically mentions that clip and says it's total BS).


I know TL mods hates one-liners but LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Fan of the Jangbanger
luckyseven
Profile Joined December 2010
179 Posts
January 27 2011 20:38 GMT
#325
On January 27 2011 19:18 DarthXX wrote:
I've never been to the gym before in my life, the most exercise I get is walking to/from school and around town every day. Pretty much ur stereotypical nerd in terms of upper body strength, but I can still do 5 pullups in a row..... 1 is absolutely pathetic if I can make 5 .....


you are probably genetically lucky or short (and hence much lighter than average). i am stereotypical nerd body but 6'2'' and can do just 1 (maybe, and risking injury).
LOLMARINE
Profile Joined December 2009
United States28 Posts
January 27 2011 20:44 GMT
#326
12 minutes for a mile? And I thought I was a slow runner...

does anyone else think the guy in OP's picture looks like an enormous douchebag?
Chicks dig it
Deadlyfish
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark1980 Posts
January 27 2011 20:46 GMT
#327
Hmm, i dunno how everyone knows how much they can bench press, or how many pull ups they can do, or how fast they run a mile.

I havent done any of that stuff since like 8/9th grade. But i guess TL people go to the gym alot....
If wishes were horses we'd be eating steak right now.
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 03:57:11
January 27 2011 20:49 GMT
#328
uhh yeah edit
Can you feel the rush?
cheapfood
Profile Joined January 2011
United States56 Posts
January 27 2011 20:51 GMT
#329
i really like how most of this thread has become a straight up bragging place
n00b3rt
Profile Joined May 2010
Bulgaria890 Posts
January 27 2011 20:53 GMT
#330
On January 28 2011 05:46 Deadlyfish wrote:
Hmm, i dunno how everyone knows how much they can bench press, or how many pull ups they can do, or how fast they run a mile.

I havent done any of that stuff since like 8/9th grade. But i guess TL people go to the gym alot....

I doubt that, we're all nerds, just the really stereotypical ones don't feel like pointing out how out of shape they are. I think of myself as sort of stereotypical, but more like the skinny guys, and I can actually do 3 pullups and 7 chinups (or was in the other way around ? I can do 7 of these which involve the biceps more). So that 1 pullup thing is mostly because of the overweight people.

And as for the bench press, I have a colleague who can lift insane weights but all he does is bench pressing. He's actually overweight and has tits because of muscles in his body being not balanced in terms of strength. Yet, he refuses to do cardio instead and continues with the bench pressing, which is insanely dumb, but hey - "penis measuring contests" in front of friends are more important than good looks and health, right ? :D
Yeah, whatever
Jameser
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden951 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 20:54:11
January 27 2011 20:53 GMT
#331
so judging by the title change of this thread it is now about penis size? in that case I can safely say I am far and away above the american average
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
January 27 2011 20:55 GMT
#332
On January 28 2011 05:19 Traveler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:25 hifriend wrote:
- Mensa candidate with an IQ of 138
- Toned body
- Italian-olive skin but still white
- Dark blonde hair
- Double-blackbelt
- Weighing 155 with only 17% Body fat
- top 5 american terran


- Mensa Member with IQ of 157
- Muscular Body
- Tan skin (California baby)
- Light Brown hair
- Black belt + Boxer
- Weighing 165 with 15% body fat
- Horrible zerg (but remember, a zerg so...)

You decide. Of course I could be lying.

- non-Mensa member with IQ of 92
- Flabby body
- Pasty skin (fluorescent lighting baby)
- balding
- watched hundreds of kung fu movies
- weighing 300 with 35% body fat
- platinum league zerg (my favourite build is the 6pool)
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Gnax
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden490 Posts
January 27 2011 20:58 GMT
#333
no way the avarage penis is that small. Did they not count african americans?
Almin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States583 Posts
January 27 2011 21:05 GMT
#334
On January 28 2011 05:58 Gnax wrote:
no way the avarage penis is that small. Did they not count african americans?

I agree, we need to do our own study, everyone post a pic of their penis on this thread.
luckyseven
Profile Joined December 2010
179 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 21:06:52
January 27 2011 21:06 GMT
#335
okay i found the tape measure i'd stored away since the christmas crackers (got it from white people)

APPROX NERD BODY (me)
6'2'' height 188cm
165lbs weight 75kg
5.9/5.9 penis 16cm
at avg 2.2 wanks a day lasting avg 20 mins each
38'' chest 97cm
12.5'' bicep 32cm
103lbs bench 47kg 3x5
57lbs military press 26kg 3x5
110lbs squat 50kg
0-1 pullup
16?? pushup (when drunk)
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
January 27 2011 21:14 GMT
#336
On January 28 2011 05:38 luckyseven wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2011 19:18 DarthXX wrote:
I've never been to the gym before in my life, the most exercise I get is walking to/from school and around town every day. Pretty much ur stereotypical nerd in terms of upper body strength, but I can still do 5 pullups in a row..... 1 is absolutely pathetic if I can make 5 .....


you are probably genetically lucky or short (and hence much lighter than average). i am stereotypical nerd body but 6'2'' and can do just 1 (maybe, and risking injury).

you are all genetically lucky you are a member of Homo Sapiens Sapiens, and, have two hands! (unlike me, but don't worry, my evil master plan of mass destruction will take care of your "dual handedness" in due time. mwohahahahaha) but still, even I can do more than 1 pullup (and I repeat, its not easy when 1 arm lack fingers)
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Alexson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Belarus293 Posts
January 27 2011 21:18 GMT
#337
I'm above average in everything, my favorite, dick length, being 8 and a half inches at 15 :D
Liberal who supports gun use and supports an eye for an eye
Orpheos
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1663 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 21:20:22
January 27 2011 21:19 GMT
#338
On January 28 2011 03:51 AtomicTon wrote:
135lbsand 6'2?!?! holy shit man, go eat a fucking cheeseburger

I'm better in every way, which makes me a happy 23 year old. Click on the link and scroll downt o those comments
had me rofling


lol i just love this response.

oh and for the people confused about the title, it was originally called something like "the average man" and then some mod changed it to this because like 50% of the thread is people confessing/comparing penis sizes

edit*
^^well timed post
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
January 27 2011 21:21 GMT
#339
I just noticed that the thread title changed in response to the derailment of this thread. Btw, on a good day my erect man-part is almost 2 inches.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
PromQueen
Profile Joined November 2010
United States26 Posts
January 27 2011 21:23 GMT
#340
If there's going to be a poll about penis length, it should be called "TL Penis Length (Sieged)."
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