• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 16:15
CEST 22:15
KST 05:15
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL21] Ro16 Preview Pt2: All Star10Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - The Finalists16[ASL21] Ro16 Preview Pt1: Fresh Flow9[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt2: News Flash10[ASL21] Ro24 Preview Pt1: New Chaos0
Community News
2026 GSL Season 1 Qualifiers13Maestros of the Game 2 announced82026 GSL Tour plans announced14Weekly Cups (April 6-12): herO doubles, "Villains" prevail1MaNa leaves Team Liquid24
StarCraft 2
General
Maestros of the Game 2 announced Team Liquid Map Contest #22 - The Finalists MaNa leaves Team Liquid 2026 GSL Tour plans announced Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool
Tourneys
Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament 2026 GSL Season 1 Qualifiers GSL CK: More events planned pending crowdfunding RSL Revival: Season 5 - Qualifiers and Main Event Master Swan Open (Global Bronze-Master 2)
Strategy
Custom Maps
[D]RTS in all its shapes and glory <3 [A] Nemrods 1/4 players [M] (2) Frigid Storage
External Content
Mutation # 522 Flip My Base The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 521 Memorable Boss Mutation # 520 Moving Fees
Brood War
General
Pros React To: ASL S21, Ro.16 Group C ASL21 General Discussion BGH Auto Balance -> http://bghmmr.eu/ [TOOL] Starcraft Chat Translator Data needed
Tourneys
[Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL21] Ro16 Group C [ASL21] Ro16 Group D [ASL21] Ro16 Group B
Strategy
Simple Questions, Simple Answers What's the deal with APM & what's its true value Any training maps people recommend? Fighting Spirit mining rates
Other Games
General Games
Diablo IV Nintendo Switch Thread Dawn of War IV Starcraft Tabletop Miniature Game General RTS Discussion Thread
Dota 2
The Story of Wings Gaming
League of Legends
G2 just beat GenG in First stand
Heroes of the Storm
Simple Questions, Simple Answers Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug Heroes of StarCraft mini-set
TL Mafia
Vanilla Mini Mafia Mafia Game Mode Feedback/Ideas TL Mafia Community Thread Five o'clock TL Mafia
Community
General
US Politics Mega-thread Canadian Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine Russo-Ukrainian War Thread YouTube Thread
Fan Clubs
The IdrA Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
Anime Discussion Thread [Manga] One Piece [Req][Books] Good Fantasy/SciFi books Movie Discussion!
Sports
McBoner: A hockey love story 2024 - 2026 Football Thread Formula 1 Discussion Cricket [SPORT]
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
[G] How to Block Livestream Ads
TL Community
The Automated Ban List
Blogs
Sexual Health Of Gamers
TrAiDoS
lurker extra damage testi…
StaticNine
Broowar part 2
qwaykee
Funny Nicknames
LUCKY_NOOB
Iranian anarchists: organize…
XenOsky
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 3033 users

The Average Man - Page 17

Forum Index > General Forum
Post a Reply
Prev 1 15 16 17 18 19 51 Next
Glaven
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada554 Posts
January 27 2011 20:26 GMT
#321
Average number of pullups :1
FFFUUUUUUU below average as usual
Average weight in your 20's: 168 >.>
Way below quota
Special Tactics
Moody
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States750 Posts
January 27 2011 20:29 GMT
#322
On January 28 2011 04:29 Jeremyy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:17 TossFloss wrote:
On January 27 2011 09:13 gogogadgetflow wrote:
1 in 7 men would rather work out than have sex!?


Schwarzennegar explaining this strange phenomenon:


He made that up lol, there's a video in which he talks about the making of that film and says he made a ton of shit up to make the film more popular (he specifically mentions that clip and says it's total BS).


Someone should have put this on the air when he was running for governor LoL
A marine walks into a bar and asks, "Where's the counter?"
n00b3rt
Profile Joined May 2010
Bulgaria890 Posts
January 27 2011 20:36 GMT
#323
On January 28 2011 04:51 forgotten0ne wrote:
% of girls that would actually end a relationship because the guy's penis is below average: 0.01%

More like 70% in Bulgaria that is. I've heard strange stories about girls' ex-boyfriends. And to stay on topic, I'm always afraid to say my actual penis size, cuz people usually assume that you are adding 5 centimeters :D. So I just say 22 or show it to them (yea, I'm weird) :D
Yeah, whatever
O-ops
Profile Joined February 2009
United States4236 Posts
January 27 2011 20:38 GMT
#324
On January 28 2011 04:29 Jeremyy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:17 TossFloss wrote:
On January 27 2011 09:13 gogogadgetflow wrote:
1 in 7 men would rather work out than have sex!?


Schwarzennegar explaining this strange phenomenon:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMjG2s6UOaw


He made that up lol, there's a video in which he talks about the making of that film and says he made a ton of shit up to make the film more popular (he specifically mentions that clip and says it's total BS).


I know TL mods hates one-liners but LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Fan of the Jangbanger
luckyseven
Profile Joined December 2010
179 Posts
January 27 2011 20:38 GMT
#325
On January 27 2011 19:18 DarthXX wrote:
I've never been to the gym before in my life, the most exercise I get is walking to/from school and around town every day. Pretty much ur stereotypical nerd in terms of upper body strength, but I can still do 5 pullups in a row..... 1 is absolutely pathetic if I can make 5 .....


you are probably genetically lucky or short (and hence much lighter than average). i am stereotypical nerd body but 6'2'' and can do just 1 (maybe, and risking injury).
LOLMARINE
Profile Joined December 2009
United States28 Posts
January 27 2011 20:44 GMT
#326
12 minutes for a mile? And I thought I was a slow runner...

does anyone else think the guy in OP's picture looks like an enormous douchebag?
Chicks dig it
Deadlyfish
Profile Joined August 2010
Denmark1980 Posts
January 27 2011 20:46 GMT
#327
Hmm, i dunno how everyone knows how much they can bench press, or how many pull ups they can do, or how fast they run a mile.

I havent done any of that stuff since like 8/9th grade. But i guess TL people go to the gym alot....
If wishes were horses we'd be eating steak right now.
sYz-Adrenaline
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States1850 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-28 03:57:11
January 27 2011 20:49 GMT
#328
uhh yeah edit
Can you feel the rush?
cheapfood
Profile Joined January 2011
United States56 Posts
January 27 2011 20:51 GMT
#329
i really like how most of this thread has become a straight up bragging place
n00b3rt
Profile Joined May 2010
Bulgaria890 Posts
January 27 2011 20:53 GMT
#330
On January 28 2011 05:46 Deadlyfish wrote:
Hmm, i dunno how everyone knows how much they can bench press, or how many pull ups they can do, or how fast they run a mile.

I havent done any of that stuff since like 8/9th grade. But i guess TL people go to the gym alot....

I doubt that, we're all nerds, just the really stereotypical ones don't feel like pointing out how out of shape they are. I think of myself as sort of stereotypical, but more like the skinny guys, and I can actually do 3 pullups and 7 chinups (or was in the other way around ? I can do 7 of these which involve the biceps more). So that 1 pullup thing is mostly because of the overweight people.

And as for the bench press, I have a colleague who can lift insane weights but all he does is bench pressing. He's actually overweight and has tits because of muscles in his body being not balanced in terms of strength. Yet, he refuses to do cardio instead and continues with the bench pressing, which is insanely dumb, but hey - "penis measuring contests" in front of friends are more important than good looks and health, right ? :D
Yeah, whatever
Jameser
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden951 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 20:54:11
January 27 2011 20:53 GMT
#331
so judging by the title change of this thread it is now about penis size? in that case I can safely say I am far and away above the american average
starfries
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Canada3508 Posts
January 27 2011 20:55 GMT
#332
On January 28 2011 05:19 Traveler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:25 hifriend wrote:
- Mensa candidate with an IQ of 138
- Toned body
- Italian-olive skin but still white
- Dark blonde hair
- Double-blackbelt
- Weighing 155 with only 17% Body fat
- top 5 american terran


- Mensa Member with IQ of 157
- Muscular Body
- Tan skin (California baby)
- Light Brown hair
- Black belt + Boxer
- Weighing 165 with 15% body fat
- Horrible zerg (but remember, a zerg so...)

You decide. Of course I could be lying.

- non-Mensa member with IQ of 92
- Flabby body
- Pasty skin (fluorescent lighting baby)
- balding
- watched hundreds of kung fu movies
- weighing 300 with 35% body fat
- platinum league zerg (my favourite build is the 6pool)
DJ – do you like ramen, Savior? Savior – not really. Bisu – I eat it often. Flash – I’m a maniac! | Foxer Fighting!
Gnax
Profile Joined June 2010
Sweden490 Posts
January 27 2011 20:58 GMT
#333
no way the avarage penis is that small. Did they not count african americans?
Almin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States583 Posts
January 27 2011 21:05 GMT
#334
On January 28 2011 05:58 Gnax wrote:
no way the avarage penis is that small. Did they not count african americans?

I agree, we need to do our own study, everyone post a pic of their penis on this thread.
luckyseven
Profile Joined December 2010
179 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 21:06:52
January 27 2011 21:06 GMT
#335
okay i found the tape measure i'd stored away since the christmas crackers (got it from white people)

APPROX NERD BODY (me)
6'2'' height 188cm
165lbs weight 75kg
5.9/5.9 penis 16cm
at avg 2.2 wanks a day lasting avg 20 mins each
38'' chest 97cm
12.5'' bicep 32cm
103lbs bench 47kg 3x5
57lbs military press 26kg 3x5
110lbs squat 50kg
0-1 pullup
16?? pushup (when drunk)
Roblin
Profile Joined April 2010
Sweden948 Posts
January 27 2011 21:14 GMT
#336
On January 28 2011 05:38 luckyseven wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2011 19:18 DarthXX wrote:
I've never been to the gym before in my life, the most exercise I get is walking to/from school and around town every day. Pretty much ur stereotypical nerd in terms of upper body strength, but I can still do 5 pullups in a row..... 1 is absolutely pathetic if I can make 5 .....


you are probably genetically lucky or short (and hence much lighter than average). i am stereotypical nerd body but 6'2'' and can do just 1 (maybe, and risking injury).

you are all genetically lucky you are a member of Homo Sapiens Sapiens, and, have two hands! (unlike me, but don't worry, my evil master plan of mass destruction will take care of your "dual handedness" in due time. mwohahahahaha) but still, even I can do more than 1 pullup (and I repeat, its not easy when 1 arm lack fingers)
I'm better today than I was yesterday!
Alexson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Belarus293 Posts
January 27 2011 21:18 GMT
#337
I'm above average in everything, my favorite, dick length, being 8 and a half inches at 15 :D
Liberal who supports gun use and supports an eye for an eye
Orpheos
Profile Joined April 2010
United States1663 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 21:20:22
January 27 2011 21:19 GMT
#338
On January 28 2011 03:51 AtomicTon wrote:
135lbsand 6'2?!?! holy shit man, go eat a fucking cheeseburger

I'm better in every way, which makes me a happy 23 year old. Click on the link and scroll downt o those comments
had me rofling


lol i just love this response.

oh and for the people confused about the title, it was originally called something like "the average man" and then some mod changed it to this because like 50% of the thread is people confessing/comparing penis sizes

edit*
^^well timed post
Gummy
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States2180 Posts
January 27 2011 21:21 GMT
#339
I just noticed that the thread title changed in response to the derailment of this thread. Btw, on a good day my erect man-part is almost 2 inches.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ There are three kinds of people in the world: those who can count and those who can't.
PromQueen
Profile Joined November 2010
United States26 Posts
January 27 2011 21:23 GMT
#340
If there's going to be a poll about penis length, it should be called "TL Penis Length (Sieged)."
Prev 1 15 16 17 18 19 51 Next
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
Next event in 3h 45m
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
mouzHeroMarine 477
ProTech169
UpATreeSC 137
elazer 96
StarCraft: Brood War
Britney 17897
Calm 3171
BeSt 305
Rush 170
firebathero 94
Dewaltoss 91
Terrorterran 16
ajuk12(nOOB) 11
Dota 2
Pyrionflax202
monkeys_forever60
Counter-Strike
pashabiceps2288
fl0m2176
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King104
Heroes of the Storm
Liquid`Hasu423
Other Games
Grubby3696
FrodaN870
B2W.Neo449
shahzam329
mouzStarbuck216
C9.Mang0211
Trikslyr158
NightEnD13
Organizations
Other Games
BasetradeTV264
StarCraft 2
Blizzard YouTube
StarCraft: Brood War
BSLTrovo
sctven
[ Show 18 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 68
• Shameless 30
• Reevou 2
• IndyKCrew
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• sooper7s
• intothetv
• Kozan
• LaughNgamezSOOP
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• 80smullet 20
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
• BSLYoutube
Dota 2
• masondota2733
• WagamamaTV683
Other Games
• imaqtpie1202
• Shiphtur187
Upcoming Events
Replay Cast
3h 45m
The PondCast
13h 45m
KCM Race Survival
13h 45m
WardiTV Map Contest Tou…
14h 45m
Gerald vs herO
Clem vs Cure
ByuN vs Solar
Rogue vs MaxPax
ShoWTimE vs TBD
OSC
18h 45m
CranKy Ducklings
1d 3h
Escore
1d 13h
RSL Revival
1d 20h
Replay Cast
2 days
WardiTV Map Contest Tou…
2 days
[ Show More ]
Universe Titan Cup
2 days
Rogue vs Percival
Ladder Legends
2 days
uThermal 2v2 Circuit
2 days
BSL
2 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
3 days
WardiTV Map Contest Tou…
3 days
Ladder Legends
3 days
BSL
3 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Replay Cast
4 days
Wardi Open
4 days
Afreeca Starleague
4 days
Soma vs hero
Monday Night Weeklies
4 days
Replay Cast
5 days
Afreeca Starleague
5 days
Leta vs YSC
Replay Cast
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-04-20
RSL Revival: Season 4
NationLESS Cup

Ongoing

BSL Season 22
ASL Season 21
CSL 2026 SPRING (S20)
IPSL Spring 2026
KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 2
Proleague 2026-04-22
StarCraft2 Community Team League 2026 Spring
WardiTV TLMC #16
Nations Cup 2026
IEM Rio 2026
PGL Bucharest 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 1
BLAST Open Spring 2026
ESL Pro League S23 Finals
ESL Pro League S23 Stage 1&2
PGL Cluj-Napoca 2026
IEM Kraków 2026

Upcoming

Escore Tournament S2: W4
Acropolis #4
BSL 22 Non-Korean Championship
CSLAN 4
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
HSC XXIX
uThermal 2v2 2026 Main Event
Maestros of the Game 2
2026 GSL S2
RSL Revival: Season 5
2026 GSL S1
XSE Pro League 2026
IEM Cologne Major 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 2
CS Asia Championships 2026
IEM Atlanta 2026
Asian Champions League 2026
PGL Astana 2026
BLAST Rivals Spring 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.