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dudeman001
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States2412 Posts
January 27 2011 21:36 GMT
#341
Actually visiting the site gave a lot more interesting information.

"The part of a man's body that is the biggest turn-on for the average woman: his butt" something I never considered, but I guess it makes sense that the ass works both ways.
+ Show Spoiler +
^terrible sentence


"Percentage of men who would never skip another workout if... women began wearing see-through spandex: 16%" lol?
Sup.
luckyseven
Profile Joined December 2010
179 Posts
January 27 2011 21:36 GMT
#342
On January 28 2011 06:14 Roblin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 05:38 luckyseven wrote:
On January 27 2011 19:18 DarthXX wrote:
I've never been to the gym before in my life, the most exercise I get is walking to/from school and around town every day. Pretty much ur stereotypical nerd in terms of upper body strength, but I can still do 5 pullups in a row..... 1 is absolutely pathetic if I can make 5 .....


you are probably genetically lucky or short (and hence much lighter than average). i am stereotypical nerd body but 6'2'' and can do just 1 (maybe, and risking injury).

you are all genetically lucky you are a member of Homo Sapiens Sapiens, and, have two hands! (unlike me, but don't worry, my evil master plan of mass destruction will take care of your "dual handedness" in due time. mwohahahahaha) but still, even I can do more than 1 pullup (and I repeat, its not easy when 1 arm lack fingers)


damn. im beat
pfods
Profile Joined September 2010
United States895 Posts
January 27 2011 21:45 GMT
#343
On January 27 2011 14:51 mikado wrote:
Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?


Self improvement is masturbation
NearPerfection
Profile Joined October 2010
232 Posts
January 27 2011 21:48 GMT
#344
Lol... it is an endless sort of entertainment for those that find what someone else cares so deeply about to be trivial insignificant, and uninteresting. just lol.
seRapH
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9824 Posts
January 27 2011 21:48 GMT
#345
lol, title change is amazing XD
boomer hands
Romance_us
Profile Joined March 2006
Seychelles1806 Posts
January 27 2011 21:55 GMT
#346
Lmao and even after the title change people are STILL posting about how large their penises are..

It's almost like anything iNcontroL tries to will away with sarcasm comes back stronger than ever, such as the K-pop thread. Have any of the people posting in that ever actually read the OP?
Notes and feelings, numbers and reason. The ultimate equilibrium.
Jswizzy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States791 Posts
January 27 2011 21:57 GMT
#347
On January 28 2011 06:45 pfods wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 27 2011 14:51 mikado wrote:
Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?


Self improvement is masturbation


Chucks a weird guy he has some awesome books but most of his stuff is just for shock value.

Exercise is something that are species use to get doing the choirs of everyday life but now when you can have a desk job and spend all your free time on a computer it actually becomes something that anyone who wants to try and maintain a good quality of life should be proactive about. Me and many others work out to be healthy, looking good is just an awesome side effect.
I always try to give a sensitive, reasoned answer. This is usually awkward, time consuming and pointless.
pfods
Profile Joined September 2010
United States895 Posts
January 27 2011 22:04 GMT
#348
On January 28 2011 06:57 Jswizzy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 06:45 pfods wrote:
On January 27 2011 14:51 mikado wrote:
Is that what a real man is supposed to look like?


Self improvement is masturbation


Chucks a weird guy he has some awesome books but most of his stuff is just for shock value.

Exercise is something that are species use to get doing the choirs of everyday life but now when you can have a desk job and spend all your free time on a computer it actually becomes something that anyone who wants to try and maintain a good quality of life should be proactive about. Me and many others work out to be healthy, looking good is just an awesome side effect.


I was just making a reference.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
January 27 2011 22:07 GMT
#349
lol I know the guy in the pic that pic. He's this really popular fitness model n shit. http://bodyspace.bodybuilding.com/ithinkfit/

Pretty awesome physique, think he's natural too.

[image loading]

oh and pullups are hella hard for me! I've always wanted to get good at them and recently got myself a pullup bar at home. Most I can do is 10 with decent form and that is with absolute MAX effort! lol Before I started going to the gym I could barely do 1.
eSTRO for life | #2 Sea.Really fan! | #1 GosI[Flying] fan! | Clide - best SC2 terran!
On_Slaught
Profile Joined August 2008
United States12190 Posts
January 27 2011 22:15 GMT
#350
This thread would be disturbing if not for incontrol.
AyeH
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States534 Posts
January 27 2011 22:20 GMT
#351
wow. only average pullup is 1?! i can do avg of 28.. lol. and about 50-60 push ups.
Is it in you?
On_Slaught
Profile Joined August 2008
United States12190 Posts
January 27 2011 22:22 GMT
#352
On January 28 2011 07:20 AyeH wrote:
wow. only average pullup is 1?! i can do avg of 28.. lol. and about 50-60 push ups.


An average of 28 pullups but only 50 pushups? Interesting...
Loser777
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
1931 Posts
January 27 2011 22:25 GMT
#353
Is the image of the dude supposed to be "average"? Or is that supposed to be ironic?
6581
Jswizzy
Profile Joined March 2010
United States791 Posts
January 27 2011 22:26 GMT
#354
On January 28 2011 07:22 On_Slaught wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 07:20 AyeH wrote:
wow. only average pullup is 1?! i can do avg of 28.. lol. and about 50-60 push ups.


An average of 28 pullups but only 50 pushups? Interesting...


Wonder if he is skinny? I had similar results when I was underweight.
I always try to give a sensitive, reasoned answer. This is usually awkward, time consuming and pointless.
Grumbels
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Netherlands7032 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 22:29:42
January 27 2011 22:28 GMT
#355
It's a bit weird. I made up my own exercise program two months ago of doing one more push-up every day(+ some other things). At first every push-up was a struggle, but over time they became easier; what did not change however was that after around 30 I just collapse and can't use my arms anymore and I think it's peculiar that my max per session (i.e. without pauses) hasn't gone up too much while I undeniably got a lot better at them.

edit: and meh, I don't want to post in a thread with this title. :/
Well, now I tell you, I never seen good come o' goodness yet. Him as strikes first is my fancy; dead men don't bite; them's my views--amen, so be it.
Weedk
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States507 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 22:33:14
January 27 2011 22:30 GMT
#356
On January 28 2011 07:28 Grumbels wrote:
It's a bit weird. I made up my own exercise program two months ago of doing one more push-up every day(+ some other things). At first every push-up was a struggle, but over time they became easier; what did not change however was that after around 30 I just collapse and can't use my arms anymore and I think it's peculiar that my max per session (i.e. without pauses) hasn't gone up too much while I undeniably got a lot better at them.


It probably depends how you're doing them. When I do triangle pushups I can do around 40, but regular push-ups you can go for muuuuuch longer.

Edit: Was reading some more, and the disbelief of some people at benching more than 10lbs+ your weight seems funny to me. I maxed out at 210 and I'm only 165 :X
potatomash3r
Profile Joined April 2010
Australia417 Posts
January 27 2011 22:31 GMT
#357
I used to be able to do 60 push ups, 100 sit ups without stopping and pull ups were super easy for me maybe being 145 pounds and 5'5 helped. But now I can barely do 20 push ups, its been two years since I stopped practicing Taekwando and going to the gym D:
Part of being mature is to accept your loss.
beefhamburger
Profile Joined December 2007
United States3962 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 22:35:42
January 27 2011 22:32 GMT
#358
On January 28 2011 03:34 semioldguy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 28 2011 03:13 decaf wrote:
On January 28 2011 03:09 Osmoses wrote:
Yessss, my penis is larger than the average american! Not terribly physically fit though. And is it just me or is that average sinking every time I see it? I sense a conspiracy to make men feel better about themselves.

That, or the average is really sinking.

If the average really is sinking, then a smaller penis size seems to be genetically superior and people should start fighting over who has a smaller penis. Though I doubt this is the case.

Similarly, that average length is for a flaccid penis. Some of you will probably need to remeasure.

"A study published in the September 1996 Journal of Urology concluded that average erect length was 12.9 cm (5.08 in) (measured by staff)"
forgotten0ne
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States951 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-27 22:40:50
January 27 2011 22:40 GMT
#359
For all of you skinny/semi-skinny people with larger than average penises wondering how the average is so low, it's because of obesity. The average would be at least an inch larger if so many penis lengths weren't hidden by an inch or two of fat. Also, when going through puberty, the skinny bitches almost always get 1.5x-2x as much penis growth as fat guys, because there is nowhere for the penis to go but out - fat guy's penises grow out AND in. Try for yourself if you're a bit fat, you should be able to feel your penis inside of you quite far.
"Well it’s obvious that these Terran gamers are just extremely gifted when it comes to RTS games" -Ret, in regards to the first months of SC2
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
January 27 2011 22:48 GMT
#360
3-10 minutes? Is that seriously the average? Like not in a mean way... but seriously?

Also, why are you posting in this thread seconds before I do Alex :o
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