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Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
August 03 2004 15:37 GMT
#1
In this thread you will confess something. Name anything that isn't approved off by the majority of the cool people your age! It can be a personality trade, an act, anything goes.

I would like to confess that I watch the soap "As the World Turns." I have 3 older sisters, so you can already guess what we had on the TV when I was young. I still however keep watching it because it has a nice plot and I enjoy it. Kinda silly, huh?
Moderator
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
August 03 2004 15:42 GMT
#2
I play BW.
TLKiD
Profile Joined May 2004
China1136 Posts
August 03 2004 15:43 GMT
#3
i quit BW ...
My life is so hard :(
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
August 03 2004 15:43 GMT
#4
I would like to confess that I have absolutely nothing that I'm embarassed or ashamed of, and have never committed a single ill-willed act in my entire life.
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
August 03 2004 15:44 GMT
#5
On August 04 2004 00:43 Chris307 wrote:
I would like to confess that I have absolutely nothing that I'm embarassed or ashamed of, and have never committed a single ill-willed act in my entire life.


you post on an internet forum. GG!Q_Q
Moderator
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
August 03 2004 15:46 GMT
#6
--- Nuked ---
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
August 03 2004 16:13 GMT
#7
I had sex with a 9 year older married women with kids.
ModeratorFather of bunnies
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
August 03 2004 16:15 GMT
#8
--- Nuked ---
ReBanned
Profile Joined April 2004
1929 Posts
August 03 2004 16:15 GMT
#9
I think the daily show is hilarious
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
August 03 2004 16:17 GMT
#10
On August 04 2004 01:15 ReBanned wrote:
I think the daily show is hilarious

....
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
August 03 2004 16:17 GMT
#11
On August 04 2004 01:15 ReBanned wrote:
I think the daily show is hilarious


you are not alone
Never Knows Best.
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
August 03 2004 16:17 GMT
#12
I bowl with a pink 14lb ball.
And even though I'm a diehard Cubs fan, I still like the Yankees >.<
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
August 03 2004 16:18 GMT
#13
I'm addicted to the GG album and have been listening to it since i first downloaded it. Right now its the only thing on my playlist
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
Srnt
Profile Joined January 2003
Lithuania32 Posts
August 03 2004 16:20 GMT
#14
I missed 17 votes on current Liquibet
what a shame
me->bad bad man
I am not gonna play retard, if you arent gonna play whore
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
August 03 2004 16:22 GMT
#15
i want to spend the rest of my life with 2 tigers.
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
August 03 2004 16:24 GMT
#16
tigers are cute and lovable..
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
dan1st
Profile Joined April 2004
Malaysia399 Posts
August 03 2004 16:37 GMT
#17
I'm a virgin...
Keanu_Reaver
Profile Joined March 2003
Djibouti1432 Posts
August 03 2004 17:14 GMT
#18
one time when i was about 8 years old and my mother owned a restaurant, i went outside to where the dumpster was. somehow during that time i angered a bee. i decided my best recourse would be to run wildly around the back of the restaurant. about 10 seconds into my great escape, i failed to notice a pole of some sort jutting out from the restaurant, and i ran right into it knocking myself to the ground. the bee stung me too. i've had an unnatural fear of bees ever since.

oh and im a die hard sailor moon fan, venus is hott
why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken!
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
August 03 2004 17:25 GMT
#19
jupiter > venus
JaeIsGod
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands199 Posts
August 03 2004 17:26 GMT
#20
I once jerked off to tentacle hentai..
SpuniasauR
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia1500 Posts
August 03 2004 17:32 GMT
#21
my girlfriend knows more about porn than i do.
A firebat to your Zergling.
Twitt
Profile Joined December 2003
United States733 Posts
August 03 2004 17:37 GMT
#22
On August 04 2004 02:32 SpuniasauR wrote:
my girlfriend knows more about porn than i do.


rofl.....i actually started laughing, either cuz you are totally clueless, or your girlfriend completely rocks.
MAN CLAN FIGHTING INDEED!~
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
August 03 2004 17:41 GMT
#23
Now this is embarassing..I think I was like 3 or something, anyway, I don't know what brought this on, but I guess I was mad at my dog..So I went into our garage, pulled down my pants, and took a crap on the garage floor, thinking I would frame my dog..the only problem was, I was standing straight up, so it ended up falling into my underwear, and I got busted.

Don't ask me how I remember that, that is like one of the earliest memories of my child hood rofl
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
tfeign
Profile Joined June 2004
United States2980 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-03 17:42:09
August 03 2004 17:41 GMT
#24
My ex-girlfriend was much more into sex than I was (she was extremely hot too)
Twitt
Profile Joined December 2003
United States733 Posts
August 03 2004 17:43 GMT
#25
On August 04 2004 02:41 tfeign wrote:
My ex-girlfriend was much more into sex than I was (she was extremely hot too)


People like you never cease to amaze me.
MAN CLAN FIGHTING INDEED!~
SpuniasauR
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia1500 Posts
August 03 2004 17:45 GMT
#26
omfg hasuwar that was classic. excellent, "frame the dog" rofl!!


oh and twitt, my girlfriend rocks... my world... daily
A firebat to your Zergling.
Waxangel
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
United States33337 Posts
August 03 2004 18:04 GMT
#27
I write for this site and I haven't watched a BW match in weeks
AdministratorHey HP can you redo everything youve ever done because i have a small complaint?
Plenty
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia130 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-03 18:09:45
August 03 2004 18:05 GMT
#28
i fucked a boy when i was young
i dont fuck boys now :D

i masturbate at least once a day
i dream of being assfucked and enjoy it =D
im a sex addict
The average blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm while mating. Yet, only about 10% of the sperm actually makes it into the female, leaving 360 gallons of unused sperm ... and people wonder why the ocean tastes salty
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 03 2004 18:14 GMT
#29
Okay after reading the topic im ashamed of posting here.

There is some seriously fucked up shit going on here. O_o
Plenty
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia130 Posts
August 03 2004 18:17 GMT
#30
fuck you
The average blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm while mating. Yet, only about 10% of the sperm actually makes it into the female, leaving 360 gallons of unused sperm ... and people wonder why the ocean tastes salty
Twitt
Profile Joined December 2003
United States733 Posts
August 03 2004 18:21 GMT
#31
I bet you would...o_O
MAN CLAN FIGHTING INDEED!~
L!MP
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia2067 Posts
August 03 2004 18:59 GMT
#32
rofllllll
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
August 03 2004 19:04 GMT
#33
I just had 10 different internet explorers opened with this gr8 site and thoroughly enjoyed it!
Moderator
PissPoorMicro
Profile Joined January 2004
United States79 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-03 19:24:18
August 03 2004 19:23 GMT
#34
My TV is tuned into Cartoon Network no less than 15 hours a day.

Also, I probably know more about Harry Potter than anyone on this site.

You are all a bunch of dumbasses who will lie about anything with tits and a vagina
JaeIsGod
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands199 Posts
August 03 2004 19:33 GMT
#35
I havent touched a girl in 2,5 years and im fucking 19.And on top of that, I don't even care that much ever since I got on the internet and downloaded porn :D

Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
August 03 2004 19:45 GMT
#36
ilnp this is your cue
why so 진지해?
SoL.Origin
Profile Joined September 2003
Argentina2400 Posts
August 03 2004 20:06 GMT
#37
I play too much starcraft. That is certainly not approved by the majority of people my age.
Son Of Law
Srnt
Profile Joined January 2003
Lithuania32 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-03 20:41:19
August 03 2004 20:39 GMT
#38
On August 04 2004 02:37 Twitt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 02:32 SpuniasauR wrote:
my girlfriend knows more about porn than i do.


rofl.....i actually started laughing, either cuz you are totally clueless, or your girlfriend completely rocks.
no need to rofl if he has a girlfriend he is not so clueless
you must have something to get a woman (money, power, charisma...)
especialy if that woman knows alot about porn
I am not gonna play retard, if you arent gonna play whore
mdb
Profile Blog Joined February 2003
Bulgaria4059 Posts
August 03 2004 20:42 GMT
#39
I am addicted to asian porn.
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
August 03 2004 21:00 GMT
#40
sicko
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 03 2004 21:03 GMT
#41
[image loading]


haha great stuff beyonder :D

ps. who doesn't love asian porn ! O_O
BlazeD
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada236 Posts
August 03 2004 21:11 GMT
#42
i confess to ordering a pizza on new years eve, and when it arrived and i found out my friend gave him a 3$ tip i went out and asked for it back. i mean i will never see him in my life nor will he ever give a fuck if i have kids, so i felt raped and thought to myself, i rather have 3$ in my wallet than his. i guess that is something to confess about
goin down around here nigga, get ur motherfuckin head bust, them motherfuckin street lights go out, them real niggerz come out, all the bitch niggerz go in the house, shit is not a game man, dont fuck around n lose ur brain - young buck
TH-GP
Profile Joined July 2004
Australia226 Posts
August 03 2004 21:15 GMT
#43
i find Reach attractive
0_0
Profile Joined April 2004
United States2090 Posts
August 03 2004 21:49 GMT
#44
On August 04 2004 02:37 Twitt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 02:32 SpuniasauR wrote:
my girlfriend knows more about porn than i do.


rofl.....i actually started laughing, either cuz you are totally clueless, or your girlfriend completely rocks.


Maybe she's a porn star ^^.
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
August 03 2004 21:59 GMT
#45
ahahahahahaha loll hasuwar that absolutely rules.

i've told you guys a lot of the embarassing shit that has happenes to me. but i dont think ive told you this one....


one night at college me and a few friends on my hall were having an around the world. Basically, each room has a different drink, and you go to all of the rooms and basically just get wasted.

That night a lot of bad shit happened to everyone. My friend alex got written up by this fag RA. My friend evan got so drunk he went outside and streaked around the dorm and di a whole bunch of other stupid shit that we told him to do.

I went to the bathroom cause I hadnt broken the seal yet and it was nearly 1 am. I had to piss so freakin bad. So im standing there pissing for like 45 seconds when all of a sudden i have to fart. I get kinda excited cause I think it is gonna be a huge one, so i let it fly....

but it isnt a fart. it's my good friend diarreah. oh baby, i ran across the bathroom, slammed a stall door shut and took a shit. then went through 2 toilet paper rolls wiping all the shit off my leg. it was horrible.

then i went back, got some clothes, took a shower, and went to bed. i missed half the night but i didnt care.
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
TeCh)keke
Profile Joined April 2004
Canada159 Posts
August 03 2004 22:01 GMT
#46
i dream to be progamer :O
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
August 03 2004 22:07 GMT
#47
oh yeah, this is a good one.


my roommmate had 3 girl friends that came over on weekends. One has these enormous lips and kind of looks like a fish, one is this indian girl who for some reason ive never hooked up with and the last is the duff. We call her the duff cause she is the ugliest, the most annoying and her body isnt nearly as nice as the others.

So anyways we get kinda tanked, and im up in bed with the indian girl for a while then she just kinda leaves. i got all pissed off cause i wanted ass, so my friend sends the duff up there. i was pretty drunk so i guess i didnt even give a shit, so we start goin at it.

my friends leave, i lock the door, we fool around a bit, but......i couldnt get it up. i was hard for a little while but then i saw her and was like what the fuck am i doing, its the goddamn duff. i was tryin to get it up by like humping her leg but it didnt work. so i kinda just said fuck it and said i had to pee then came back and went to sleep. she probably left soon after.

i dont know what possessed me to start but i definitely couldnt finish, lol.
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
August 03 2004 22:10 GMT
#48
hahaha

the genetic condom
why so 진지해?
TanGo
Profile Joined March 2003
Sweden1019 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-03 22:19:27
August 03 2004 22:19 GMT
#49
You know men with that problem usually blame the partner, and usually they are wrong =)
Kram
MrEd
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia357 Posts
August 03 2004 22:32 GMT
#50
i joined the mile-high club...by myself

well it was an 14 hour flight...c'mon! stop judging me!!
My cats breath smells like cat food
Sky
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Jordan812 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-03 22:51:16
August 03 2004 22:39 GMT
#51
On August 04 2004 01:13 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
I had sex with a 9 year older married women with kids.


Same, but only made-out and i was drunk.
Got into bw alot and actually dreamt a complete match on LT.

Also i went to a party the day before mother's day and some guy puked all over in the back of my truck so i went and washed it at the carwash for $1.50 and told my mom that was her present for the day.
...jumping into cold water whenever I get the chance.
EmKey
Profile Joined December 2002
Korea (South)631 Posts
August 03 2004 22:48 GMT
#52
Haha i feel so much better after reading this thread. Not that im any better than you guys.

I share or completly support 1/3 of these confessions ;]
불놀이야
Krzych
Profile Joined July 2003
Poland693 Posts
August 03 2004 23:19 GMT
#53
haha, in february I was at a party at my friends house, we've drunk a lot and I got totally wasted. It didn't stop me from drinking even more and I ended up in the toilet puking. My friend came into the toilet to see if I was still alive and said "wtf, you've puked all over the place, shit!" And I told him "take it easy, just chill out man" and forced him out. Then I took a look at the place and the look was horrible. "did I do all this?" i thought "it can't be"
Sky
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Jordan812 Posts
August 03 2004 23:19 GMT
#54
I wear looney tunes' boxers.
...jumping into cold water whenever I get the chance.
lefty
Profile Joined November 2003
United States1896 Posts
August 03 2004 23:26 GMT
#55
On August 04 2004 02:41 hasuwar wrote:
Now this is embarassing..I think I was like 3 or something, anyway, I don't know what brought this on, but I guess I was mad at my dog..So I went into our garage, pulled down my pants, and took a crap on the garage floor, thinking I would frame my dog..the only problem was, I was standing straight up, so it ended up falling into my underwear, and I got busted.

Don't ask me how I remember that, that is like one of the earliest memories of my child hood rofl


rofl
dude this is the best thing here by far
lefty
Profile Joined November 2003
United States1896 Posts
August 03 2004 23:30 GMT
#56
On August 04 2004 06:59 BigBalls wrote:
ahahahahahaha loll hasuwar that absolutely rules.

i've told you guys a lot of the embarassing shit that has happenes to me. but i dont think ive told you this one....


one night at college me and a few friends on my hall were having an around the world. Basically, each room has a different drink, and you go to all of the rooms and basically just get wasted.

That night a lot of bad shit happened to everyone. My friend alex got written up by this fag RA. My friend evan got so drunk he went outside and streaked around the dorm and di a whole bunch of other stupid shit that we told him to do.

I went to the bathroom cause I hadnt broken the seal yet and it was nearly 1 am. I had to piss so freakin bad. So im standing there pissing for like 45 seconds when all of a sudden i have to fart. I get kinda excited cause I think it is gonna be a huge one, so i let it fly....

but it isnt a fart. it's my good friend diarreah. oh baby, i ran across the bathroom, slammed a stall door shut and took a shit. then went through 2 toilet paper rolls wiping all the shit off my leg. it was horrible.

then i went back, got some clothes, took a shower, and went to bed. i missed half the night but i didnt care.


hahahahahahhahaha i take what i said from my earlier post back,
you're thign is the best thing here
[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
August 03 2004 23:32 GMT
#57
i know a little too much abotu harry potter
I may not be the best player right now but I think I can beat any 'best' players. I'll beat all the best players and become the best player. Watch me. - Jju
lefty
Profile Joined November 2003
United States1896 Posts
August 03 2004 23:37 GMT
#58
i have like 20 backstreet boy songs on my hard drive
BigBalls
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States5354 Posts
August 03 2004 23:38 GMT
#59
lefty, no way dude


hasuwar rules lolol
if you guys could use google and post direct links to the maphacks here it would be greatly appreciated. - Nazgul
ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
August 03 2004 23:50 GMT
#60
On August 04 2004 08:37 lefty wrote:
i have like 20 backstreet boy songs on my hard drive

now that's just plain wrong dude
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
August 04 2004 00:01 GMT
#61
On August 04 2004 04:33 JaeIsGod wrote:
I havent touched a girl in 2,5 years and im fucking 19.And on top of that, I don't even care that much ever since I got on the internet and downloaded porn :D



ya like this guy
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 04 2004 00:13 GMT
#62
On August 04 2004 08:37 lefty wrote:
i have like 20 backstreet boy songs on my hard drive


That's not excusable.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
August 04 2004 00:14 GMT
#63
I shattered my infant baby brother's elbow... he was in a cast for 6 months.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
August 04 2004 00:26 GMT
#64
On August 04 2004 05:42 mdb wrote:
I am addicted to asian porn.


I'm korean and all but I find asian porn disturbing because they are all skinny and petite and shit and their faces are usually fucked up too, but hey, whatever works for you. >,<
FastHands
Profile Joined July 2004
39 Posts
August 04 2004 00:29 GMT
#65
i kicked a lamp on my mom and broke her nose when i was like 2

the only time i EVER get head, im blown out. and trust me, i get head enough. im just blown out alot. wait no 1 time i was just drunk....
lefty
Profile Joined November 2003
United States1896 Posts
August 04 2004 00:30 GMT
#66
On August 04 2004 09:13 SickofLife wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 08:37 lefty wrote:
i have like 20 backstreet boy songs on my hard drive


That's not excusable.


come on man, give me a break
i have like more than 10 gigs of mp3's so i'm bound to have some boyband songs
FastHands
Profile Joined July 2004
39 Posts
August 04 2004 00:40 GMT
#67
no your fucking not.
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
August 04 2004 00:47 GMT
#68
I've had sex with a girl who couldn't have weighed too much less than me at the time (I was about 180 lbs.) Even worse is that my dad was in town for the weekend and saw me leave with her.

The other one that I think is really wrong is that I've masturbated in a church.
t.t
JaeIsGod
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands199 Posts
August 04 2004 00:48 GMT
#69
On August 04 2004 09:01 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 04:33 JaeIsGod wrote:
I havent touched a girl in 2,5 years and im fucking 19.And on top of that, I don't even care that much ever since I got on the internet and downloaded porn :D



ya like this guy


What exactly do you mean?
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2982 Posts
August 04 2004 00:49 GMT
#70
On August 04 2004 02:26 JaeIsGod wrote:
I once jerked off to tentacle hentai..


ROFL ! ... that must have happened to me once too :D
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
GniL_
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada44 Posts
August 04 2004 00:54 GMT
#71
I'm in love with rekrul...

and i was the 1 who canceled star trek ^^
Live of life to life of full life thx to shield battery-
GniL_
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada44 Posts
August 04 2004 00:59 GMT
#72
lol Commander vodka i was kidding about the rekrul love thing but i like how he plays bw ^^
Live of life to life of full life thx to shield battery-
JaeIsGod
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands199 Posts
August 04 2004 01:01 GMT
#73
On August 04 2004 09:49 ChApFoU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 02:26 JaeIsGod wrote:
I once jerked off to tentacle hentai..


ROFL ! ... that must have happened to me once too :D


There is just something about a helpless, innocent girl and a 50ft demonic squid that turns me on
Oceans
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada284 Posts
August 04 2004 01:02 GMT
#74
On August 04 2004 09:47 Draeger wrote:
The other one that I think is really wrong is that I've masturbated in a church.


how did you pull that one off ?
Again
HurtnTime
Profile Joined September 2002
United States296 Posts
August 04 2004 01:09 GMT
#75
ok, i'll spill the beans:

on useast hardcore ladder realm i currently have:

clvl 92 hammerdin
clvl 85 zealot
clvl 87 barbarion

last season i had even more d2 characters. embarrasing i know.
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
August 04 2004 01:12 GMT
#76
On August 04 2004 08:19 SkY wrote:
I wear looney tunes' boxers.


I have sponge bob boxers. Atleast until the woman steals them. And pajama pants. They are so damn silky.
:O
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
August 04 2004 01:12 GMT
#77
On August 04 2004 10:02 Oceans wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 09:47 Draeger wrote:
The other one that I think is really wrong is that I've masturbated in a church.


how did you pull that one off ?


It wasn't during the actual sermon, but it was in one of the side rooms throughout the church. I was real young when I did it, so I'm not 100% sure of my motivations anymore.
t.t
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
August 04 2004 01:14 GMT
#78
On August 04 2004 10:09 HnR)Hurt wrote:
ok, i'll spill the beans:

on useast hardcore ladder realm i currently have:

clvl 92 hammerdin
clvl 85 zealot
clvl 87 barbarion

last season i had even more d2 characters. embarrasing i know.


Don't even get me started on d2 chars
t.t
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 01:38 GMT
#79
I was broke my sisters nose when i was 4 cuz she was looking at me wrong.

And this other time my sister refused to clean up the dog shit outside and later that day i happened to shit myself(I was 5), so my mom and i put it in a bag and put it in my sisters bed. You guys shoulda seen her face when she got into bed.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 01:50:25
August 04 2004 01:50 GMT
#80
On August 04 2004 09:47 Draeger wrote:
The other one that I think is really wrong is that I've masturbated in a church.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE HHIHIHIIHIHIHIHIH

I've gotta try that sometime

p.s thats now my MSN name :D :D
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chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
August 04 2004 01:51 GMT
#81
On August 04 2004 10:38 Lord)Lw( wrote:
I was broke my sisters nose when i was 4 cuz she was looking at me wrong.

And this other time my sister refused to clean up the dog shit outside and later that day i happened to shit myself(I was 5), so my mom and i put it in a bag and put it in my sisters bed. You guys shoulda seen her face when she got into bed.


WHAT.
:O
Dang:)
Profile Joined July 2004
United States423 Posts
August 04 2004 02:16 GMT
#82
i like sailor moon +_+
when i was small i wore a dress and was disgusted by pants maybe cause i had 5 sisters and no brothers o.O
ehhehhe
Ryan307 :)
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States1289 Posts
August 04 2004 02:40 GMT
#83
i played in magic the gathering usa nationals :[
Dont let the action of factual things fracture your casual swing
aseq
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands3975 Posts
August 04 2004 02:41 GMT
#84
i once spat in my brothers' face cos he made a stupid face at me.
i have pictures of gosu sc players on my computer.
Ryan307 :)
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States1289 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 02:46:57
August 04 2004 02:46 GMT
#85
oh and i have a lvl 92 sofcore ladder character on east :[
Dont let the action of factual things fracture your casual swing
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 02:47 GMT
#86
On August 04 2004 10:51 choboPEon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 10:38 Lord)Lw( wrote:
I was broke my sisters nose when i was 4 cuz she was looking at me wrong.

And this other time my sister refused to clean up the dog shit outside and later that day i happened to shit myself(I was 5), so my mom and i put it in a bag and put it in my sisters bed. You guys shoulda seen her face when she got into bed.


WHAT.


Whats the problem...she didn't do what she was told.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
NotSorry
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States6722 Posts
August 04 2004 02:55 GMT
#87
I always dress nice.
We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men. - Orwell
lCylinG
Profile Joined June 2004
79 Posts
August 04 2004 03:00 GMT
#88
when i was really little, i overheard my dad saying he hated george bush. so i drew this picture of a little bush beating the shit out of my dad. i showed it too him >_>
not really a confession, because im DAMN PROUD.(even though bush sucks ass)
There is no spoone - The matricks
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
August 04 2004 03:07 GMT
#89
--- Nuked ---
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
August 04 2004 03:08 GMT
#90
On August 04 2004 12:00 lCylinG wrote:
when i was really little, i overheard my dad saying he hated george bush. so i drew this picture of a little bush beating the shit out of my dad. i showed it too him >_>
not really a confession, because im DAMN PROUD.(even though bush sucks ass)


.... 1 year ago T_T
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Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
August 04 2004 03:11 GMT
#91
What the hell is wrong with some of you people.

I cried during Mulan, My Sassy Girl, il mare, and Winstruck.

Hoooly crap =[
deTwisj
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands288 Posts
August 04 2004 03:17 GMT
#92
i barely shave and i dont brush my teeth! i am the spawn of satan
xD
SonnyBlack
Profile Joined July 2004
Germany457 Posts
August 04 2004 03:17 GMT
#93
i think @ area51 are ufos and maybe aliens...
;-)
Plenty
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia130 Posts
August 04 2004 03:24 GMT
#94
i have no pubes, i shave it regurarly!
The average blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm while mating. Yet, only about 10% of the sperm actually makes it into the female, leaving 360 gallons of unused sperm ... and people wonder why the ocean tastes salty
Plenty
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia130 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 03:31:30
August 04 2004 03:25 GMT
#95
my sister gave me a handjob while on a driving trip, i pretend to be asleep! XD
The average blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm while mating. Yet, only about 10% of the sperm actually makes it into the female, leaving 360 gallons of unused sperm ... and people wonder why the ocean tastes salty
Plenty
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia130 Posts
August 04 2004 03:25 GMT
#96
i had sex up side down on a stair
The average blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm while mating. Yet, only about 10% of the sperm actually makes it into the female, leaving 360 gallons of unused sperm ... and people wonder why the ocean tastes salty
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
August 04 2004 03:27 GMT
#97
--- Nuked ---
Plenty
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia130 Posts
August 04 2004 03:30 GMT
#98
jerked off in front of a class for oral report
The average blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm while mating. Yet, only about 10% of the sperm actually makes it into the female, leaving 360 gallons of unused sperm ... and people wonder why the ocean tastes salty
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 03:57 GMT
#99
shut up plenty your being a dumbass.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
August 04 2004 04:08 GMT
#100
Haha, I thought it was funny
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
ShAsTa
Profile Joined November 2002
Belgium2841 Posts
August 04 2004 04:14 GMT
#101
disturbing is the word, binky
If we hit that bull's eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
Dang:)
Profile Joined July 2004
United States423 Posts
August 04 2004 04:25 GMT
#102
every saturday morning i watch cartoons on channel 5 all of them -.- and enjoy the pokemon and yugiohs
ehhehhe
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 04:28:02
August 04 2004 04:27 GMT
#103
Yeah, who doesn't like cartoons though? Watching them on saturday morning is party of american life, everyone does it, most just say they dont
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
August 04 2004 04:29 GMT
#104
One time, I was at a CHRISTIAN camp for an entire week. By Friday, I was about to fucking pop (So many hot girls). So I whacked it in the cabin, when there was about 12 people in there with me. I made sure nobody was looking.
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
Insane
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States4991 Posts
August 04 2004 04:30 GMT
#105
On August 04 2004 01:13 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
I had sex with a 9 year older married women with kids.

First time through, I read that as "I had sex with a 9 year old".
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
August 04 2004 04:31 GMT
#106
On August 04 2004 13:30 HnR)Insane wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 01:13 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
I had sex with a 9 year older married women with kids.

First time through, I read that as "I had sex with a 9 year old".


hahahaha me too
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Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
August 04 2004 04:34 GMT
#107
Put your age at the time of said confession, please =], it would put things in much more context =]
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
August 04 2004 04:43 GMT
#108
how do u hook up with married women? theres lots i wanna hit but i dont know how to talk to them
Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
August 04 2004 04:45 GMT
#109
^ You don't hook up with them... They are married -_-V
Gryffindor_us
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States5606 Posts
August 04 2004 04:45 GMT
#110
On August 04 2004 13:43 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
how do u hook up with married women? theres lots i wanna hit but i dont know how to talk to them


Put some camo makeup on, and some camo pants and shirt with a jungle hat, add a MILF badge on your chest and your set to go!
Remember 11-12-04. 이윤열 ~. |||| ZerO, IriS, JangBi, Stork, BackHo! Mah Jae Yoon is no longer a feared entity.
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
August 04 2004 05:02 GMT
#111
On August 04 2004 13:43 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
how do u hook up with married women? theres lots i wanna hit but i dont know how to talk to them


A friend of mine nailed a married chick. Basically she showed up at a party and they both got really drunk and he took her back to his place. He didn't realize until afterwards that she had a ring on her finger.
t.t
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
August 04 2004 05:10 GMT
#112
once when i sat on my chair and did that thing, my cat jumped on my lap and licked me there. at first it hurt a bit cuz she got those rough knobs on her tongue but later when i got used to it it started feeling good and she eventually got me off and even swallowed and licked everything clean

she never did it again and i didnt force her either. i feel a little guilty but i have to admit i really enjoyed it.
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 05:15 GMT
#113
Wow getting oral from a cat, btw assuming you were actually jacking off, you had to be like at least 12 o.0 shoulda been like "fuck off cat"
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Plenty
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia130 Posts
August 04 2004 05:17 GMT
#114
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha toptalent ^^
i fucked a dog hahahhahahahahahhahahaha his ass was dear god tight!~ i couldnt resist but cum in him :O
The average blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm while mating. Yet, only about 10% of the sperm actually makes it into the female, leaving 360 gallons of unused sperm ... and people wonder why the ocean tastes salty
Plenty
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia130 Posts
August 04 2004 05:18 GMT
#115
i once rubbed my dog's balls b4 they were desex3d on the train in front of my school mates, they tho it was disgusting =/
The average blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm while mating. Yet, only about 10% of the sperm actually makes it into the female, leaving 360 gallons of unused sperm ... and people wonder why the ocean tastes salty
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 05:20:34
August 04 2004 05:19 GMT
#116
[image loading]


Applies to too many posts! Stop poluting this thread D:
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Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 05:20 GMT
#117
On August 04 2004 14:17 Plenty wrote:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha toptalent ^^
i fucked a dog hahahhahahahahahhahahaha his ass was dear god tight!~ i couldnt resist but cum in him :O


:Ban:
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
August 04 2004 05:21 GMT
#118
i was 17. funny this is my 1700th post.

i'd nver imagine using my cat like that. im no sicko. she jumps on my laps all the time tho. but that day she really made all the move by herself and to tell the truth i was too thrilled to let her go. and she seemed to like the taste a lot.

SillyCat
Profile Joined May 2003
United States960 Posts
August 04 2004 05:23 GMT
#119
i bob for apples from the toilet.... AND I LIKE IT!

SillyCat aka CakeEater
Hey girl....what to know a secaret????????OK I WILL TELL IT TO YOU ANDIt is soooooooo gooood to hear it..... I can tell you...How to count allllll de way, to SCHFifty Five
Plenty
Profile Joined September 2003
Australia130 Posts
August 04 2004 05:26 GMT
#120
it all true =/ now i think ill go sin it up and wipe my plate clean! :D
The average blue whale ejaculates 400 gallons of sperm while mating. Yet, only about 10% of the sperm actually makes it into the female, leaving 360 gallons of unused sperm ... and people wonder why the ocean tastes salty
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
August 04 2004 05:43 GMT
#121
On August 04 2004 04:45 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
ilnp this is your cue


Let me be the one in this thread to acknowledge the humor-value of this post with a loud haha!

-Mynock
Fobbish
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Korea (South)1071 Posts
August 04 2004 05:52 GMT
#122
when i was lik 11 or so i pissed at this kid's face. i cant remember movtivation but... all i can say is that his grandmother was hella pissed.
강함은 타고나는 것이 아니라 만들어 지는 것이다! - 외인구단
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
August 04 2004 05:53 GMT
#123
Oh, I have one. Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.

I don't have a rice burner. Nope instead I got me a 78 cadillac, power + comfort is better than any ricer out there.
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
Fobbish
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Korea (South)1071 Posts
August 04 2004 05:55 GMT
#124
lol
강함은 타고나는 것이 아니라 만들어 지는 것이다! - 외인구단
GniL_
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada44 Posts
August 04 2004 06:00 GMT
#125
plenty plzdie:
Live of life to life of full life thx to shield battery-
GniL_
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada44 Posts
August 04 2004 06:01 GMT
#126
plenty..
Live of life to life of full life thx to shield battery-
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
August 04 2004 06:03 GMT
#127
Plenty gayed this thread right up.

TopTalent, lolllll you sick fuck :p
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
AnOther
Profile Joined April 2004
565 Posts
August 04 2004 06:38 GMT
#128
On August 04 2004 01:20 Srnt wrote:
I missed 17 votes on current Liquibet
what a shame
me->bad bad man

what song u like best? i like tossgirls xD
Twisted
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands13554 Posts
August 04 2004 07:05 GMT
#129
On August 04 2004 14:21 toptalent wrote:
i was 17. funny this is my 1700th post.

i'd nver imagine using my cat like that. im no sicko. she jumps on my laps all the time tho. but that day she really made all the move by herself and to tell the truth i was too thrilled to let her go. and she seemed to like the taste a lot.



And you weren't scared that your cat would bit your piece off?
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mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4171 Posts
August 04 2004 07:15 GMT
#130
I am a light weight when it come to drink licor =[
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
Sky
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Jordan812 Posts
August 04 2004 07:16 GMT
#131
Just imagine parents walking in to see your cat going down on you.
...jumping into cold water whenever I get the chance.
0_0
Profile Joined April 2004
United States2090 Posts
August 04 2004 07:55 GMT
#132
On August 04 2004 16:05 iD.Twisted wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 14:21 toptalent wrote:
i was 17. funny this is my 1700th post.

i'd nver imagine using my cat like that. im no sicko. she jumps on my laps all the time tho. but that day she really made all the move by herself and to tell the truth i was too thrilled to let her go. and she seemed to like the taste a lot.



And you weren't scared that your cat would bit your piece off?


I would be .
Keanu_Reaver
Profile Joined March 2003
Djibouti1432 Posts
August 04 2004 08:11 GMT
#133
i think (wishful thinking) that most of these are fake...
why did the baby cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken!
Liquid`Nazgul
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
22427 Posts
August 04 2004 08:13 GMT
#134
half of them

the other half still worries me
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Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
August 04 2004 08:18 GMT
#135
Love yer sig Nazgul, one of the best lines in that movie
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
Million
Profile Joined April 2004
United States559 Posts
August 04 2004 08:26 GMT
#136
I love my best friend's girlfriend's boobs.
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
August 04 2004 08:32 GMT
#137
i love my girlfriend's best friend's cock.
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
August 04 2004 08:37 GMT
#138
damn toptalent, i didn't know you were so O_o
too easy
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
August 04 2004 08:41 GMT
#139
don't be afraid to say that word my son. tomorrow i shall wake up. for now im bored and sleepy like *#$%.

PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
August 04 2004 08:42 GMT
#140
i jerk sometimes to mature porn, like the older ladies between 40-50
i feel weird afterwards, but then just think whatever....
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
August 04 2004 08:44 GMT
#141
On August 04 2004 17:42 PuertoRican wrote:
i jerk sometimes to mature porn, like the older ladies between 40-50
i feel weird afterwards, but then just think whatever....


its all good as long as u dont do it to those between 60-90. but again wutever...
pheered.user
Profile Joined March 2003
United States2603 Posts
August 04 2004 08:47 GMT
#142
haha

One time i was drinking pepsi late at night and i emptied a can and had to piss. Being the lazy bastard that i am i pissed in the pepsi can and went on about my night, the next morning i went to get another pepsi and sat down at my desk after about an hour i took a drink of what i thought was my pepsi and i drank my own piss i spit it out all over god that was the grossest taste i have ever tasted, ive pissed in the toilet or on the ground since.
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toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
August 04 2004 08:48 GMT
#143
dude you know what pepsi stands for?

PLEASE ENTER PENIS SLOWLY INSIDE
pheered.user
Profile Joined March 2003
United States2603 Posts
August 04 2004 08:50 GMT
#144
my dick wont fit in a pepsi can nor an juice bottle. Limp.
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Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 10:25 GMT
#145
Thanks for the information.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
August 04 2004 10:26 GMT
#146
won't it cut you?
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 10:29 GMT
#147
i am assuming it would cut if he could get it in there.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Vi)Chris
Profile Joined January 2003
United States700 Posts
August 04 2004 10:29 GMT
#148
I spread skippy peanut butter all over my unit and had my dog lick it off. But then he went nuts and bit my piece off.
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 10:30 GMT
#149
On August 04 2004 19:29 Vi)Chris wrote:
I spread skippy peanut butter all over my unit and had my dog lick it off. But then he went nuts and bit my piece off.




I assume REALLY stupid comments arn't wanted
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
scrapperdog
Profile Joined August 2003
United States779 Posts
August 04 2004 10:42 GMT
#150
i have done a fat girl
Yes I am one of the Billions that hovz speaks about
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
August 04 2004 10:43 GMT
#151
:O
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
August 04 2004 10:47 GMT
#152
Chris if you said "he went PEANUTS" it would have made everyone laugh instead of hate you for being the stupid, immature, thread-ruining, trashy garbagy trashy trash trash that you really are.
RuGbUg
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2347 Posts
August 04 2004 10:48 GMT
#153
i have touched another non-related male penis
anguish: its like that time i asked my bestfriend who happened to be black if his dick was bigger than mine anguish: he got angry anguish: and told me i was racist and gay
lefty
Profile Joined November 2003
United States1896 Posts
August 04 2004 10:48 GMT
#154
On August 04 2004 19:42 scrapperdog wrote:
i have done a fat girl


why does this amuse me
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 11:31:41
August 04 2004 11:16 GMT
#155
On August 04 2004 17:26 Million wrote:
I love my best friend's girlfriend's boobs.


On a similar note, I have this thing for my friend's ex, who is friends with him still... She had a thing for me, too, but I didn't know it. TT; It pissed me off when I found out, though, because I would have gone for it. Damn is she sexy.

EDIT: I also had the thing for her while they were dating, and she for me. It's really strange the way shit worked out, though.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Blatant..
Profile Joined July 2004
9 Posts
August 04 2004 11:46 GMT
#156
I thought the country Niger was pronounced nigger back in grade five, so when we had to name a bunch of countries during some geography activity, I got sent down to the office and my parents got called in to discuss my racial slur. When asked if I knew what it meant, I didn't want to seem dumb so I said of course.
Zoom
Profile Joined January 2004
1111 Posts
August 04 2004 11:52 GMT
#157
haha
There's no producing this perfect pose, hit the streets in the freshest clothes. Rip the stage, and bless the shows. Spit the flows and hit the do'
nvnplatypus
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Netherlands1300 Posts
August 04 2004 11:57 GMT
#158
I confess to owning a print of Annie Leibovitz' photo "Keith Haring, New York City"
Jamers
Profile Joined October 2002
Israel1327 Posts
August 04 2004 12:01 GMT
#159
Hmm, I guess I should confess too. I have a gambling problem. =].
Dang:)
Profile Joined July 2004
United States423 Posts
August 04 2004 12:04 GMT
#160
when i found out tommy hilfiger was racist...they day i was wearing tommy jeans i was covering up the hilfiger logo and shit so black people wouldnt see -.-
ehhehhe
SyntaxError
Profile Joined January 2003
Mexico432 Posts
August 04 2004 12:07 GMT
#161
i once told a girl......"i love you" OUCH!
Do you serve a purpose or do you purposely serve?
nvnplatypus
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Netherlands1300 Posts
August 04 2004 12:15 GMT
#162
On August 04 2004 21:07 SyntaxError wrote:
i once told a girl......"i love you" OUCH!


Ack!
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
August 04 2004 12:22 GMT
#163
On August 04 2004 21:07 SyntaxError wrote:
i once told a girl......"i love you" OUCH!


bad idea chief
:O
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 04 2004 12:25 GMT
#164
On August 04 2004 21:22 choboPEon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 21:07 SyntaxError wrote:
i once told a girl......"i love you" OUCH!


bad idea chief


Yeah it is... Especially when you first meet them!
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
hunterAS
Profile Joined January 2004
United States408 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 13:01:13
August 04 2004 12:59 GMT
#165
On August 04 2004 08:37 lefty wrote:
i have like 20 backstreet boy songs on my hard drive


lefty i feel for you I KNOW 20 backstreet boy songs by heart
14% of all people know that statisics are all wrong.
hunterAS
Profile Joined January 2004
United States408 Posts
August 04 2004 13:06 GMT
#166
rawr whats wrong with saying I love you i go up to a random person and say I love you all the time its more I LUB YOU~~~
14% of all people know that statisics are all wrong.
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
August 04 2004 13:09 GMT
#167
On August 04 2004 22:06 hunterAS wrote:
rawr whats wrong with saying I love you i go up to a random person and say I love you all the time its more I LUB YOU~~~


What's wrong with making someone think you love them when you don't?
:O
hunterAS
Profile Joined January 2004
United States408 Posts
August 04 2004 13:24 GMT
#168
very true I just told someone I love them tonight they are a good friend we have fun


but im more like the comedian so im allowed too
14% of all people know that statisics are all wrong.
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
August 04 2004 13:34 GMT
#169
if u really love a girl ull tell her u have money
Dang:)
Profile Joined July 2004
United States423 Posts
August 04 2004 13:36 GMT
#170
i know the members names of different boyfriends
ehhehhe
hunterAS
Profile Joined January 2004
United States408 Posts
August 04 2004 13:37 GMT
#171
dang ? i don't understand what you just said sorry
14% of all people know that statisics are all wrong.
LastDoomZerg
Profile Joined May 2004
Korea (South)104 Posts
August 04 2004 13:53 GMT
#172
my name is Ken
for the last time........
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
August 04 2004 14:06 GMT
#173
On August 04 2004 19:42 scrapperdog wrote:
i have done a fat girl


rofl, who hasnt? ;D
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
dsh
Profile Joined June 2004
United States879 Posts
August 04 2004 14:11 GMT
#174
On August 04 2004 21:59 hunterAS wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 08:37 lefty wrote:
i have like 20 backstreet boy songs on my hard drive


lefty i feel for you I KNOW 20 backstreet boy songs by heart


wow........i don't know what to say -.-"
hunterAS
Profile Joined January 2004
United States408 Posts
August 04 2004 14:17 GMT
#175
say i love you
14% of all people know that statisics are all wrong.
tEkK
Profile Joined December 2002
United States184 Posts
August 04 2004 14:27 GMT
#176
just got dumped
du ma may
hunterAS
Profile Joined January 2004
United States408 Posts
August 04 2004 14:30 GMT
#177
haha do the thing usher does in confessions part 2 slide on ur knees grab her butt and cry
14% of all people know that statisics are all wrong.
hunterAS
Profile Joined January 2004
United States408 Posts
August 04 2004 14:31 GMT
#178
or hit on her mommy

juvenile

SHE GET IT FROM HER MAMA
14% of all people know that statisics are all wrong.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
August 04 2004 14:33 GMT
#179
I'm marryin' a girl just because of her looks and we're rushin' right into making babies. I got no income because I just quit my job, but I don't care because I feel GRRREAT!
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
hunterAS
Profile Joined January 2004
United States408 Posts
August 04 2004 14:34 GMT
#180
Hrrmmm i bet theres a song for that.....

don't rock the jutebox ~~ haha I just felt like typing that
14% of all people know that statisics are all wrong.
ReBanned
Profile Joined April 2004
1929 Posts
August 04 2004 14:39 GMT
#181
On August 04 2004 23:33 BroOd wrote:
I'm marryin' a girl just because of her looks and we're rushin' right into making babies. I got no income because I just quit my job, but I don't care because I feel GRRREAT!

Wooo
Null_hk
Profile Joined November 2003
China318 Posts
August 04 2004 14:40 GMT
#182
once when i woke up i cummed in my pants... PM me if its ever happened to you b4..
yooo fucktards
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
August 04 2004 14:48 GMT
#183
I uhh, don't sleep with pants on. What kind of messed up individual sleeps in pants, honestly?

"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
LedZeppelin
Profile Joined March 2004
United States226 Posts
August 04 2004 14:50 GMT
#184
On August 04 2004 07:10 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
hahaha

the genetic condom

LOL. you're my hero rek.
our shadows taller than our soul
Dang:)
Profile Joined July 2004
United States423 Posts
August 04 2004 14:51 GMT
#185
On August 04 2004 23:40 Null_hk wrote:
once when i woke up i cummed in my pants... PM me if its ever happened to you b4..


most men do have this
ehhehhe
LedZeppelin
Profile Joined March 2004
United States226 Posts
August 04 2004 15:06 GMT
#186
I'm a hardcore Florida Gators fan, and ALL my family and most friends are hardcore Miami Hurricane fans. We wen't to the game last season. We were up, like I didn't even consider it possible we could lose. I was rubbin it in their face. The Canes came back. We lost. And I stood in the stands and cried.

I have a crush on Hermione from Harry Potter (just her character).

I often openly declare how much i hate Dashboard Confessional.. but secretly I like a few of their songs.

Some hott chick asked me to play guitar for her, and I said i'd be glad too... I lied.
our shadows taller than our soul
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 16:02:00
August 04 2004 16:01 GMT
#187
On August 05 2004 00:06 LedZeppelin wrote:
I have a crush on Hermione from Harry Potter (just her character).


omft amen. Emma Watson is going to be amazingly stunning in umm... 4 years
t.t
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 04 2004 16:14 GMT
#188
how bout lindsay lohan as hermoine haha
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
August 04 2004 16:14 GMT
#189
Yeah, shes a hottie as of right now anyways. Can't wait to see what she's going to look like in a few years, *drool*
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 16:39:22
August 04 2004 16:15 GMT
#190
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Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
August 04 2004 16:18 GMT
#191
So?
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
TLKiD
Profile Joined May 2004
China1136 Posts
August 04 2004 16:37 GMT
#192
i used to wank over images of porn movies....

NOW i wank over just about everything... eg(zerg overlord terran medic etc..) L:S
My life is so hard :(
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 04 2004 16:52 GMT
#193
On August 05 2004 01:15 LaZyScV wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 05 2004 01:01 Draeger wrote:
On August 05 2004 00:06 LedZeppelin wrote:
I have a crush on Hermione from Harry Potter (just her character).


omft amen. Emma Watson is going to be amazingly stunning in umm... 4 years


Indeed.

Show nested quote +
On August 05 2004 01:14 Rt-S.FakeSteve wrote:
how bout lindsay lohan as hermoine haha


WTF, NO. Lindsay Lohan is way too old to play the role of Hermion and she'd ruin the movie.


SNL did a scene with lindsay lohan as "older hermoine"

it was pretty funny
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
August 04 2004 17:16 GMT
#194
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-DaJ-
Profile Joined April 2004
Switzerland539 Posts
August 04 2004 17:49 GMT
#195
when the first season of pokemon ended i knew all of the 150 pokemons and their type (water/fire/ghost....) by heart.
i forgot a lot but still know like 100...btw. im twenty now....^0^;;
Dear God, my brilliance is becoming a bit of a burden.
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 17:49 GMT
#196
Wait this things says ladies and gents...we got ladies on this site?
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
August 04 2004 17:52 GMT
#197
On August 05 2004 02:49 -DaJ- wrote:
when the first season of pokemon ended i knew all of the 150 pokemons and their type (water/fire/ghost....) by heart.
i forgot a lot but still know like 100...btw. im twenty now....^0^;;

YES!
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 17:58:43
August 04 2004 17:58 GMT
#198
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-DaJ-
Profile Joined April 2004
Switzerland539 Posts
August 04 2004 18:02 GMT
#199
wasnt nebulak a ghost?
psychic also exists -> mew, mewto or hypno
but im pretty sure ghost existed
Dear God, my brilliance is becoming a bit of a burden.
-DaJ-
Profile Joined April 2004
Switzerland539 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 18:05:50
August 04 2004 18:04 GMT
#200
btw i also played red,blue,yellow -> emu
and i got another confession: i played a lot of emu games i didnt buy before -> against the law....
tse tse ...
Dear God, my brilliance is becoming a bit of a burden.
Zerius[TPR]
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1633 Posts
August 04 2004 18:04 GMT
#201
psychic and ghost both existed you pokemon newbs

ahem.
where from you, circus?
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
August 04 2004 18:06 GMT
#202
Snorlax could verify for us though.
Zerius[TPR]
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1633 Posts
August 04 2004 18:09 GMT
#203
On August 04 2004 11:40 Ryan307 wrote:
i played in magic the gathering usa nationals :[


AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

OH GOD
where from you, circus?
Zerius[TPR]
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada1633 Posts
August 04 2004 18:13 GMT
#204
On August 04 2004 20:46 Blatant.. wrote:
I thought the country Niger was pronounced nigger back in grade five, so when we had to name a bunch of countries during some geography activity, I got sent down to the office and my parents got called in to discuss my racial slur. When asked if I knew what it meant, I didn't want to seem dumb so I said of course.


lmfao some dumb chick in my grade 5 class did the exact same thing.
where from you, circus?
Spartan_III
Profile Joined July 2004
United States8 Posts
August 04 2004 18:47 GMT
#205
When I was in second grade, I did some kind of bible camp thing where they made everyone memorize John 3:16. Ten years later, I can still recite it. Also, I can recite Ezekial 25:17 by heart.

On the subject of Pokemon, if you named any of the original 150 Pokemon, I could tell you what type it is and its entire evolutionary tree. I could also tell you what the weaknesses and strengths of any type are.

I remember stupid things really well, but constantly forget important things....
Yuljan
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
2196 Posts
August 04 2004 18:52 GMT
#206
Machollo
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10538 Posts
August 04 2004 19:13 GMT
#207
While doing my "peeing as fertilizer" experiment my mom arrived opening the gate so when i saw the gate opening i was peeing in the middle of the yard so i had to get out of there and i peed all over my pants and i had to run to the fridge pretending i was getting something to eat while hiding the pee stains on my pants LOL!

BTW i also played Magic the Gathering, not that hardcore but i have lots of cards, mmmmm i love anime, i never loved a gf i lasted for 4 years with, and i fell in love of a another girl in a month and when i told her i loved her she freaked out and she dumped me the next week, mmmm.... what else, and the biggest secrest is that below the cold iron armor lies a soft and very fragile heart
Im back, in pog form!
Krzych
Profile Joined July 2003
Poland693 Posts
August 04 2004 22:32 GMT
#208
I remember 50 first digits of pi (and I find them rhyme). I also new about 25 first digits of e but now i remeber only 10.
inc
Profile Joined June 2003
Sweden889 Posts
August 05 2004 00:09 GMT
#209
On August 04 2004 03:05 Plenty wrote:
i fucked a boy when i was young
i dont fuck boys now :D

i masturbate at least once a day
i dream of being assfucked and enjoy it =D
im a sex addict


HAHA WHAT THE FUCK?
i savour every bit of the numerous gifts life is offering me, having no worries, goals or regrets, constantly trading time for pleasure
inc
Profile Joined June 2003
Sweden889 Posts
August 05 2004 00:24 GMT
#210
when i was like 10-11 me and a friend of mine pissed in a orange-juice pack and told a 3 year younger boy to taste our recently bought "juice", and indeed he did. stupid as he was he didnt spit it out, he ran with it in his mouth until he came home and spit it out on the floor , since then his mom have never liked me :/
i savour every bit of the numerous gifts life is offering me, having no worries, goals or regrets, constantly trading time for pleasure
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6225 Posts
August 05 2004 00:49 GMT
#211
On August 04 2004 11:40 Ryan307 wrote:
i played in magic the gathering usa nationals :[

i went with him
bad idea
good vibes only
sword_siege
Profile Joined September 2002
United States624 Posts
August 05 2004 00:53 GMT
#212
On August 04 2004 14:21 toptalent wrote:
i was 17. funny this is my 1700th post.

i'd nver imagine using my cat like that. im no sicko. she jumps on my laps all the time tho. but that day she really made all the move by herself and to tell the truth i was too thrilled to let her go. and she seemed to like the taste a lot.



Am I the only one that picked up that TopTalent is a woman? She wasn't afraid of her knob being ripped off because she doesn't have a cock she has a soft wet spot.

Toptalent, don't worry about feeling like a sicko, tons of people do that.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 05 2004 01:00 GMT
#213
toptalent scares me... :O

Plenty should just be banned.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 05 2004 04:42 GMT
#214
On August 05 2004 09:53 sword_siege wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 14:21 toptalent wrote:
i was 17. funny this is my 1700th post.

i'd nver imagine using my cat like that. im no sicko. she jumps on my laps all the time tho. but that day she really made all the move by herself and to tell the truth i was too thrilled to let her go. and she seemed to like the taste a lot.



Am I the only one that picked up that TopTalent is a woman? She wasn't afraid of her knob being ripped off because she doesn't have a cock she has a soft wet spot.

Toptalent, don't worry about feeling like a sicko, tons of people do that.


Yes, you are.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Dang:)
Profile Joined July 2004
United States423 Posts
August 05 2004 04:50 GMT
#215
i still got pokemon cards
ehhehhe
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
August 05 2004 04:54 GMT
#216
yu gi oh cards were a big fad at my school last year - for the ghetto kids and asians.
:O
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
August 05 2004 05:31 GMT
#217
On August 05 2004 07:32 Krzych wrote:
I remember 50 first digits of pi (and I find them rhyme). I also new about 25 first digits of e but now i remeber only 10.
I never wanted to really know more than 10 of both pi and e (basically because my calculator doesn't display more )
Fedaykin
Profile Joined February 2003
Netherlands2003 Posts
August 05 2004 05:34 GMT
#218
On August 04 2004 23:40 Null_hk wrote:
once when i woke up i cummed in my pants... PM me if its ever happened to you b4..

I think every guy has at least one wet dream in his life...

This is probably the main reason I jerk off, if I don't I'll wake up like that after having a too vivid sex dream

Mastrubation is a necessary evil
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36374 Posts
August 05 2004 05:36 GMT
#219
i have an urge to cry whenever i watch 'armageddon' and i'm extremely ashamed of it.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
August 05 2004 05:41 GMT
#220
On August 05 2004 14:34 Fedaykin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 23:40 Null_hk wrote:
once when i woke up i cummed in my pants... PM me if its ever happened to you b4..

I think every guy has at least one wet dream in his life...

This is probably the main reason I jerk off, if I don't I'll wake up like that after having a too vivid sex dream

Mastrubation is a necessary evil


You jerk off to avoid a wet dream? Wow.
:O
GoSexierPerli
Profile Joined July 2004
United States85 Posts
August 05 2004 05:42 GMT
#221
On August 05 2004 09:09 inc wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 03:05 Plenty wrote:
i fucked a boy when i was young
i dont fuck boys now :D

i masturbate at least once a day
i dream of being assfucked and enjoy it =D
im a sex addict


HAHA WHAT THE FUCK?


i am laughing right now.
My whole existence is flawed.
GniL_
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada44 Posts
August 05 2004 05:53 GMT
#222
i'm allergic to latex >.<
Live of life to life of full life thx to shield battery-
Dang:)
Profile Joined July 2004
United States423 Posts
August 05 2004 06:23 GMT
#223
the first time i saw my friend chris i thought he was a girl because he had his hair in a pony tail almost everyone in our class thought he was too but now he cut it and only grows out his hair to make wigs for the hairless what a nice guy
ehhehhe
GoSexierPerli
Profile Joined July 2004
United States85 Posts
August 05 2004 06:29 GMT
#224
i masterbate with my own sperm.
My whole existence is flawed.
Dang:)
Profile Joined July 2004
United States423 Posts
August 05 2004 06:32 GMT
#225
seriously?
ehhehhe
GoSexierPerli
Profile Joined July 2004
United States85 Posts
August 05 2004 06:34 GMT
#226
yes its fun. Just look at my picture. Cant you see me doing it.
My whole existence is flawed.
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
August 07 2004 07:39 GMT
#227
On August 04 2004 17:18 Binky1842 wrote:
Love yer sig Nazgul, one of the best lines in that movie

Which movie is it from again :O?

Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
August 07 2004 07:51 GMT
#228
Pulp Fiction
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-07 08:05:38
August 07 2004 08:04 GMT
#229
On August 05 2004 14:53 GniL_ wrote:
i'm allergic to latex >.<


and how would one notice that..? guess you wear authentic leather gimp suits from now on then? :p
zzzzzz
sux2bme
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada390 Posts
August 07 2004 08:54 GMT
#230
My sisters made me play Barbie with them when I was little... Damn them, those were my formative years.

For birthdays and Christmas I'd buy Barbies + accessories for my sisters, but secretly I was giving them the stuff that I wanted to play with myself. So sad.

Someday I'll marry a girl that shares my obsession and we'll devote a wing of our house to our Barbie collection.
Vharox
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States1037 Posts
August 07 2004 12:29 GMT
#231
lol
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
August 07 2004 13:18 GMT
#232
Hahaha, that's great, Sux2bme :D
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10538 Posts
August 07 2004 15:24 GMT
#233
On August 05 2004 14:34 Fedaykin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 23:40 Null_hk wrote:
once when i woke up i cummed in my pants... PM me if its ever happened to you b4..

I think every guy has at least one wet dream in his life...


i've never ever had a wet dream in my life i sweat o_o, and in my entire life i only remember like 2 dreams ._.v

i guess im the only human on this planet that donnot dream ._.v
Im back, in pog form!
YoMeR
Profile Joined January 2003
United States263 Posts
August 07 2004 15:42 GMT
#234
I've woken up all wet one morning, but no dream... it's like pain without pleasure...
Losers are acceptable, Failures are not. And your sir, are a Failure.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
August 07 2004 15:45 GMT
#235
On August 07 2004 17:54 sux2bme wrote:
My sisters made me play Barbie with them when I was little... Damn them, those were my formative years.

For birthdays and Christmas I'd buy Barbies + accessories for my sisters, but secretly I was giving them the stuff that I wanted to play with myself. So sad.

Someday I'll marry a girl that shares my obsession and we'll devote a wing of our house to our Barbie collection.

haha that's awesome.
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
August 07 2004 16:01 GMT
#236
i was singing in church when i was in 3rd grade and there was this hot girl and i got a huge boner and it was sticking up and this girl standing next to me saw it and i think she told the other girls about it
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
August 07 2004 16:28 GMT
#237
3rd grade? I was still afraid of coodies back then.
amat
Profile Joined October 2002
United States1788 Posts
August 07 2004 16:36 GMT
#238
Maybe he stayed back a few years, or he is the janitor at the school.
Proud Mensrea No-Prize Winner. Click the Banner Ads. I would keep a lamer list, but I love you all.
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
August 07 2004 16:41 GMT
#239
Why does Amat hate Stimey

How can anybody hate Stimey.

He's like Barney.

He's here only to spread a sense of wonderment and joy to all of the children. Is that such a crime?
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
August 07 2004 17:18 GMT
#240
--- Nuked ---
TreY
Profile Joined March 2004
United States997 Posts
August 07 2004 17:30 GMT
#241
I admit to the fact that I used to play Neopets.
Team [LighT]
SyntaxError
Profile Joined January 2003
Mexico432 Posts
August 07 2004 17:55 GMT
#242
On August 08 2004 01:01 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
i was singing in church when i was in 3rd grade and there was this hot girl and i got a huge boner and it was sticking up and this girl standing next to me saw it and i think she told the other girls about it


dude, at 3rd grade...i was still afraid to even look at my dick.
Do you serve a purpose or do you purposely serve?
Misca
Profile Joined September 2002
Netherlands605 Posts
August 07 2004 19:54 GMT
#243
I shave my balls
Zzang
Profile Joined May 2003
1303 Posts
August 09 2004 15:25 GMT
#244


[image loading]
http://www.battlefieldheroes.com/en/heroes/272999807
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
August 09 2004 15:26 GMT
#245
That's quite the confession there zzang :D
Moderator
88)GuMMi
Profile Joined August 2004
Sweden720 Posts
August 09 2004 15:39 GMT
#246
On August 08 2004 02:30 TreY wrote:
I admit to the fact that I used to play Neopets.


HAH <3 i'm like the only swede that played that shit.... i was so rich! my neopet rocked!.... good ol times.... i was 12 back then.... you?
Puppy powaa
Freezer_au
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
Australia1461 Posts
August 09 2004 21:42 GMT
#247
i masturbate
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
August 09 2004 22:20 GMT
#248
On August 10 2004 00:39 88)GuMMi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 08 2004 02:30 TreY wrote:
I admit to the fact that I used to play Neopets.


HAH <3 i'm like the only swede that played that shit.... i was so rich! my neopet rocked!.... good ol times.... i was 12 back then.... you?

<- I played it as well when I was 12 :D And my younger brother and sister! They were rather rich, I played a bit but not nearly as much as they did
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
Kontra[MDK]
Profile Joined October 2002
Portugal1013 Posts
August 09 2004 23:37 GMT
#249
#1) I fucked my cousin

#2) I fucked some guy's fiance

#3) Made bdsm in a gangbang

#4) Cheated on my GF

#5) Stole a garlic from a supermarket!!
Somebody call for an exterminator?
suLTan[CaN]
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada322 Posts
August 10 2004 00:00 GMT
#250
I had sex with my freinds mother....twice
0_0
Profile Joined April 2004
United States2090 Posts
August 10 2004 02:20 GMT
#251
On August 10 2004 00:25 Zzang wrote:


[image loading]


haha. I have a worse confession, in like 3rd grade I bought all the episodes of Dragon Ball Z on CD lol.
0_0
Profile Joined April 2004
United States2090 Posts
August 10 2004 02:21 GMT
#252
On August 10 2004 00:39 88)GuMMi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 08 2004 02:30 TreY wrote:
I admit to the fact that I used to play Neopets.


HAH <3 i'm like the only swede that played that shit.... i was so rich! my neopet rocked!.... good ol times.... i was 12 back then.... you?


omg, fellow ex-neopets players! I remember I used to play that game when I was like 10, I even got a friend to write a program for cheating in it LoL!
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