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On August 04 2004 17:42 PuertoRican wrote: i jerk sometimes to mature porn, like the older ladies between 40-50 i feel weird afterwards, but then just think whatever....
its all good as long as u dont do it to those between 60-90. but again wutever...
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haha
One time i was drinking pepsi late at night and i emptied a can and had to piss. Being the lazy bastard that i am i pissed in the pepsi can and went on about my night, the next morning i went to get another pepsi and sat down at my desk after about an hour i took a drink of what i thought was my pepsi and i drank my own piss i spit it out all over god that was the grossest taste i have ever tasted, ive pissed in the toilet or on the ground since.
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United States1825 Posts
dude you know what pepsi stands for?
PLEASE ENTER PENIS SLOWLY INSIDE
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my dick wont fit in a pepsi can nor an juice bottle. Limp.
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Thanks for the information.
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i am assuming it would cut if he could get it in there.
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I spread skippy peanut butter all over my unit and had my dog lick it off. But then he went nuts and bit my piece off.
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On August 04 2004 19:29 Vi)Chris wrote: I spread skippy peanut butter all over my unit and had my dog lick it off. But then he went nuts and bit my piece off.

I assume REALLY stupid comments arn't wanted
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Chris if you said "he went PEANUTS" it would have made everyone laugh instead of hate you for being the stupid, immature, thread-ruining, trashy garbagy trashy trash trash that you really are.
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i have touched another non-related male penis
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On August 04 2004 19:42 scrapperdog wrote: i have done a fat girl
why does this amuse me
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On August 04 2004 17:26 Million wrote: I love my best friend's girlfriend's boobs.
On a similar note, I have this thing for my friend's ex, who is friends with him still... She had a thing for me, too, but I didn't know it. TT; It pissed me off when I found out, though, because I would have gone for it. Damn is she sexy.
EDIT: I also had the thing for her while they were dating, and she for me. It's really strange the way shit worked out, though.
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I thought the country Niger was pronounced nigger back in grade five, so when we had to name a bunch of countries during some geography activity, I got sent down to the office and my parents got called in to discuss my racial slur. When asked if I knew what it meant, I didn't want to seem dumb so I said of course.
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I confess to owning a print of Annie Leibovitz' photo "Keith Haring, New York City"
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Hmm, I guess I should confess too. I have a gambling problem. =].
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when i found out tommy hilfiger was racist...they day i was wearing tommy jeans i was covering up the hilfiger logo and shit so black people wouldnt see -.-
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