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toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
August 04 2004 08:44 GMT
#141
On August 04 2004 17:42 PuertoRican wrote:
i jerk sometimes to mature porn, like the older ladies between 40-50
i feel weird afterwards, but then just think whatever....


its all good as long as u dont do it to those between 60-90. but again wutever...
pheered.user
Profile Joined March 2003
United States2603 Posts
August 04 2004 08:47 GMT
#142
haha

One time i was drinking pepsi late at night and i emptied a can and had to piss. Being the lazy bastard that i am i pissed in the pepsi can and went on about my night, the next morning i went to get another pepsi and sat down at my desk after about an hour i took a drink of what i thought was my pepsi and i drank my own piss i spit it out all over god that was the grossest taste i have ever tasted, ive pissed in the toilet or on the ground since.
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toptalent
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1825 Posts
August 04 2004 08:48 GMT
#143
dude you know what pepsi stands for?

PLEASE ENTER PENIS SLOWLY INSIDE
pheered.user
Profile Joined March 2003
United States2603 Posts
August 04 2004 08:50 GMT
#144
my dick wont fit in a pepsi can nor an juice bottle. Limp.
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Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 10:25 GMT
#145
Thanks for the information.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
August 04 2004 10:26 GMT
#146
won't it cut you?
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 10:29 GMT
#147
i am assuming it would cut if he could get it in there.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Vi)Chris
Profile Joined January 2003
United States700 Posts
August 04 2004 10:29 GMT
#148
I spread skippy peanut butter all over my unit and had my dog lick it off. But then he went nuts and bit my piece off.
Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he dreams himself your master.
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 10:30 GMT
#149
On August 04 2004 19:29 Vi)Chris wrote:
I spread skippy peanut butter all over my unit and had my dog lick it off. But then he went nuts and bit my piece off.




I assume REALLY stupid comments arn't wanted
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
scrapperdog
Profile Joined August 2003
United States779 Posts
August 04 2004 10:42 GMT
#150
i have done a fat girl
Yes I am one of the Billions that hovz speaks about
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
August 04 2004 10:43 GMT
#151
:O
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
August 04 2004 10:47 GMT
#152
Chris if you said "he went PEANUTS" it would have made everyone laugh instead of hate you for being the stupid, immature, thread-ruining, trashy garbagy trashy trash trash that you really are.
RuGbUg
Profile Joined June 2003
United States2347 Posts
August 04 2004 10:48 GMT
#153
i have touched another non-related male penis
anguish: its like that time i asked my bestfriend who happened to be black if his dick was bigger than mine anguish: he got angry anguish: and told me i was racist and gay
lefty
Profile Joined November 2003
United States1896 Posts
August 04 2004 10:48 GMT
#154
On August 04 2004 19:42 scrapperdog wrote:
i have done a fat girl


why does this amuse me
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 11:31:41
August 04 2004 11:16 GMT
#155
On August 04 2004 17:26 Million wrote:
I love my best friend's girlfriend's boobs.


On a similar note, I have this thing for my friend's ex, who is friends with him still... She had a thing for me, too, but I didn't know it. TT; It pissed me off when I found out, though, because I would have gone for it. Damn is she sexy.

EDIT: I also had the thing for her while they were dating, and she for me. It's really strange the way shit worked out, though.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Blatant..
Profile Joined July 2004
9 Posts
August 04 2004 11:46 GMT
#156
I thought the country Niger was pronounced nigger back in grade five, so when we had to name a bunch of countries during some geography activity, I got sent down to the office and my parents got called in to discuss my racial slur. When asked if I knew what it meant, I didn't want to seem dumb so I said of course.
Zoom
Profile Joined January 2004
1111 Posts
August 04 2004 11:52 GMT
#157
haha
There's no producing this perfect pose, hit the streets in the freshest clothes. Rip the stage, and bless the shows. Spit the flows and hit the do'
nvnplatypus
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Netherlands1300 Posts
August 04 2004 11:57 GMT
#158
I confess to owning a print of Annie Leibovitz' photo "Keith Haring, New York City"
Jamers
Profile Joined October 2002
Israel1327 Posts
August 04 2004 12:01 GMT
#159
Hmm, I guess I should confess too. I have a gambling problem. =].
Dang:)
Profile Joined July 2004
United States423 Posts
August 04 2004 12:04 GMT
#160
when i found out tommy hilfiger was racist...they day i was wearing tommy jeans i was covering up the hilfiger logo and shit so black people wouldnt see -.-
ehhehhe
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