One time, I was at a CHRISTIAN camp for an entire week. By Friday, I was about to fucking pop (So many hot girls). So I whacked it in the cabin, when there was about 12 people in there with me. I made sure nobody was looking.

Insane

United States4991 Posts

August 04 2004 04:30 GMT

#105

On August 04 2004 01:13 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:
I had sex with a 9 year older married women with kids.

First time through, I read that as "I had sex with a 9 year old".

Beyonder

Netherlands15103 Posts

August 04 2004 04:31 GMT

#106

On August 04 2004 13:30 HnR)Insane wrote:

Show nested quote +

First time through, I read that as "I had sex with a 9 year old".

hahahaha me too

Refrain[FriZ]

Canada4337 Posts

August 04 2004 04:34 GMT

#107

Put your age at the time of said confession, please =], it would put things in much more context =]

STIMEY d okgm fish

Canada6140 Posts

August 04 2004 04:43 GMT

#108

how do u hook up with married women? theres lots i wanna hit but i dont know how to talk to them

Vharox

United States1037 Posts

August 04 2004 04:45 GMT

#109

^ You don't hook up with them... They are married -_-V

Gryffindor_us

United States5606 Posts

August 04 2004 04:45 GMT

#110

On August 04 2004 13:43 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
how do u hook up with married women? theres lots i wanna hit but i dont know how to talk to them

Put some camo makeup on, and some camo pants and shirt with a jungle hat, add a MILF badge on your chest and your set to go!

draeger

United States3256 Posts

August 04 2004 05:02 GMT

#111

On August 04 2004 13:43 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
how do u hook up with married women? theres lots i wanna hit but i dont know how to talk to them

A friend of mine nailed a married chick. Basically she showed up at a party and they both got really drunk and he took her back to his place. He didn't realize until afterwards that she had a ring on her finger.

toptalent

United States1825 Posts

August 04 2004 05:10 GMT

#112

once when i sat on my chair and did that thing, my cat jumped on my lap and licked me there. at first it hurt a bit cuz she got those rough knobs on her tongue but later when i got used to it it started feeling good and she eventually got me off and even swallowed and licked everything clean

she never did it again and i didnt force her either. i feel a little guilty but i have to admit i really enjoyed it.

Kimmural

Canada1111 Posts

August 04 2004 05:15 GMT

#113

Wow getting oral from a cat, btw assuming you were actually jacking off, you had to be like at least 12 o.0 shoulda been like "fuck off cat"

Plenty

Australia130 Posts

August 04 2004 05:17 GMT

#114

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha toptalent ^^
i fucked a dog hahahhahahahahahhahahaha his ass was dear god tight!~ i couldnt resist but cum in him :O

Plenty

Australia130 Posts

August 04 2004 05:18 GMT

#115

i once rubbed my dog's balls b4 they were desex3d on the train in front of my school mates, they tho it was disgusting =/

Beyonder

Netherlands15103 Posts

August 04 2004 05:19 GMT

#116

Applies to too many posts! Stop poluting this thread D:

Kimmural

Canada1111 Posts

August 04 2004 05:20 GMT

#117

On August 04 2004 14:17 Plenty wrote:
hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha toptalent ^^
i fucked a dog hahahhahahahahahhahahaha his ass was dear god tight!~ i couldnt resist but cum in him :O

:Ban:

toptalent

United States1825 Posts

August 04 2004 05:21 GMT

#118

i was 17. funny this is my 1700th post.

i'd nver imagine using my cat like that. im no sicko. she jumps on my laps all the time tho. but that day she really made all the move by herself and to tell the truth i was too thrilled to let her go. and she seemed to like the taste a lot.