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STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
August 04 2004 00:01 GMT
#61
On August 04 2004 04:33 JaeIsGod wrote:
I havent touched a girl in 2,5 years and im fucking 19.And on top of that, I don't even care that much ever since I got on the internet and downloaded porn :D



ya like this guy
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 04 2004 00:13 GMT
#62
On August 04 2004 08:37 lefty wrote:
i have like 20 backstreet boy songs on my hard drive


That's not excusable.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
August 04 2004 00:14 GMT
#63
I shattered my infant baby brother's elbow... he was in a cast for 6 months.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
August 04 2004 00:26 GMT
#64
On August 04 2004 05:42 mdb wrote:
I am addicted to asian porn.


I'm korean and all but I find asian porn disturbing because they are all skinny and petite and shit and their faces are usually fucked up too, but hey, whatever works for you. >,<
FastHands
Profile Joined July 2004
39 Posts
August 04 2004 00:29 GMT
#65
i kicked a lamp on my mom and broke her nose when i was like 2

the only time i EVER get head, im blown out. and trust me, i get head enough. im just blown out alot. wait no 1 time i was just drunk....
lefty
Profile Joined November 2003
United States1896 Posts
August 04 2004 00:30 GMT
#66
On August 04 2004 09:13 SickofLife wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 08:37 lefty wrote:
i have like 20 backstreet boy songs on my hard drive


That's not excusable.


come on man, give me a break
i have like more than 10 gigs of mp3's so i'm bound to have some boyband songs
FastHands
Profile Joined July 2004
39 Posts
August 04 2004 00:40 GMT
#67
no your fucking not.
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
August 04 2004 00:47 GMT
#68
I've had sex with a girl who couldn't have weighed too much less than me at the time (I was about 180 lbs.) Even worse is that my dad was in town for the weekend and saw me leave with her.

The other one that I think is really wrong is that I've masturbated in a church.
t.t
JaeIsGod
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands199 Posts
August 04 2004 00:48 GMT
#69
On August 04 2004 09:01 STIMEY d okgm fish wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 04:33 JaeIsGod wrote:
I havent touched a girl in 2,5 years and im fucking 19.And on top of that, I don't even care that much ever since I got on the internet and downloaded porn :D



ya like this guy


What exactly do you mean?
ChApFoU
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
France2984 Posts
August 04 2004 00:49 GMT
#70
On August 04 2004 02:26 JaeIsGod wrote:
I once jerked off to tentacle hentai..


ROFL ! ... that must have happened to me once too :D
"I honestly think that whoever invented toilet paper in a genius" Kang Min
GniL_
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada44 Posts
August 04 2004 00:54 GMT
#71
I'm in love with rekrul...

and i was the 1 who canceled star trek ^^
Live of life to life of full life thx to shield battery-
GniL_
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada44 Posts
August 04 2004 00:59 GMT
#72
lol Commander vodka i was kidding about the rekrul love thing but i like how he plays bw ^^
Live of life to life of full life thx to shield battery-
JaeIsGod
Profile Joined January 2003
Netherlands199 Posts
August 04 2004 01:01 GMT
#73
On August 04 2004 09:49 ChApFoU wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 02:26 JaeIsGod wrote:
I once jerked off to tentacle hentai..


ROFL ! ... that must have happened to me once too :D


There is just something about a helpless, innocent girl and a 50ft demonic squid that turns me on
Oceans
Profile Joined June 2004
Canada284 Posts
August 04 2004 01:02 GMT
#74
On August 04 2004 09:47 Draeger wrote:
The other one that I think is really wrong is that I've masturbated in a church.


how did you pull that one off ?
Again
HurtnTime
Profile Joined September 2002
United States296 Posts
August 04 2004 01:09 GMT
#75
ok, i'll spill the beans:

on useast hardcore ladder realm i currently have:

clvl 92 hammerdin
clvl 85 zealot
clvl 87 barbarion

last season i had even more d2 characters. embarrasing i know.
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
August 04 2004 01:12 GMT
#76
On August 04 2004 08:19 SkY wrote:
I wear looney tunes' boxers.


I have sponge bob boxers. Atleast until the woman steals them. And pajama pants. They are so damn silky.
:O
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
August 04 2004 01:12 GMT
#77
On August 04 2004 10:02 Oceans wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 04 2004 09:47 Draeger wrote:
The other one that I think is really wrong is that I've masturbated in a church.


how did you pull that one off ?


It wasn't during the actual sermon, but it was in one of the side rooms throughout the church. I was real young when I did it, so I'm not 100% sure of my motivations anymore.
t.t
draeger
Profile Joined July 2003
United States3256 Posts
August 04 2004 01:14 GMT
#78
On August 04 2004 10:09 HnR)Hurt wrote:
ok, i'll spill the beans:

on useast hardcore ladder realm i currently have:

clvl 92 hammerdin
clvl 85 zealot
clvl 87 barbarion

last season i had even more d2 characters. embarrasing i know.


Don't even get me started on d2 chars
t.t
Kimmural
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Canada1111 Posts
August 04 2004 01:38 GMT
#79
I was broke my sisters nose when i was 4 cuz she was looking at me wrong.

And this other time my sister refused to clean up the dog shit outside and later that day i happened to shit myself(I was 5), so my mom and i put it in a bag and put it in my sisters bed. You guys shoulda seen her face when she got into bed.
Just saying "no" prevents teenage pragnancy the way "have a nice day" cues chronic depression
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-04 01:50:25
August 04 2004 01:50 GMT
#80
On August 04 2004 09:47 Draeger wrote:
The other one that I think is really wrong is that I've masturbated in a church.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE HHIHIHIIHIHIHIHIH

I've gotta try that sometime

p.s thats now my MSN name :D :D
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