Now this is embarassing..I think I was like 3 or something, anyway, I don't know what brought this on, but I guess I was mad at my dog..So I went into our garage, pulled down my pants, and took a crap on the garage floor, thinking I would frame my dog..the only problem was, I was standing straight up, so it ended up falling into my underwear, and I got busted.

Don't ask me how I remember that, that is like one of the earliest memories of my child hood rofl

tfeign

United States2980 Posts

August 03 2004 17:41 GMT

#24

My ex-girlfriend was much more into sex than I was (she was extremely hot too)

Twitt

United States733 Posts

August 03 2004 17:43 GMT

#25

On August 04 2004 02:41 tfeign wrote:
My ex-girlfriend was much more into sex than I was (she was extremely hot too)

People like you never cease to amaze me.

SpuniasauR

Australia1500 Posts

August 03 2004 17:45 GMT

#26

omfg hasuwar that was classic. excellent, "frame the dog" rofl!!

oh and twitt, my girlfriend rocks... my world... daily

Waxangel

United States33707 Posts

August 03 2004 18:04 GMT

#27

I write for this site and I haven't watched a BW match in weeks

Plenty

Australia130 Posts

August 03 2004 18:05 GMT

#28

i fucked a boy when i was young
i dont fuck boys now :D

i masturbate at least once a day
i dream of being assfucked and enjoy it =D
im a sex addict

Frits

11782 Posts

August 03 2004 18:14 GMT

#29

Okay after reading the topic im ashamed of posting here.

There is some seriously fucked up shit going on here. O_o

Plenty

Australia130 Posts

August 03 2004 18:17 GMT

#30

fuck you

Twitt

United States733 Posts

August 03 2004 18:21 GMT

#31

I bet you would...o_O

L!MP

Australia2067 Posts

August 03 2004 18:59 GMT

#32

rofllllll

Beyonder

Netherlands15103 Posts

August 03 2004 19:04 GMT

#33

I just had 10 different internet explorers opened with this gr8 site and thoroughly enjoyed it!

PissPoorMicro

United States79 Posts

August 03 2004 19:23 GMT

#34

My TV is tuned into Cartoon Network no less than 15 hours a day.

Also, I probably know more about Harry Potter than anyone on this site.

JaeIsGod

Netherlands199 Posts

August 03 2004 19:33 GMT

#35

I havent touched a girl in 2,5 years and im fucking 19.And on top of that, I don't even care that much ever since I got on the internet and downloaded porn :D

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

August 03 2004 19:45 GMT

#36

ilnp this is your cue

SoL.Origin

Argentina2400 Posts

August 03 2004 20:06 GMT

#37

I play too much starcraft. That is certainly not approved by the majority of people my age.

Srnt

Lithuania32 Posts

August 03 2004 20:39 GMT

#38

On August 04 2004 02:37 Twitt wrote:

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rofl.....i actually started laughing, either cuz you are totally clueless, or your girlfriend completely rocks.

no need to rofl if he has a girlfriend he is not so clueless
you must have something to get a woman (money, power, charisma...)
especialy if that woman knows alot about porn