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haha great stuff beyonder :D
ps. who doesn't love asian porn ! O_O
It's confession time ladies and gents - Page 3
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Frits
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haha great stuff beyonder :D ps. who doesn't love asian porn ! O_O | ||
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BlazeD
Canada236 Posts
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TH-GP
Australia226 Posts
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0_0
United States2090 Posts
On August 04 2004 02:37 Twitt wrote: rofl.....i actually started laughing, either cuz you are totally clueless, or your girlfriend completely rocks. Maybe she's a porn star ^^. | ||
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
i've told you guys a lot of the embarassing shit that has happenes to me. but i dont think ive told you this one.... one night at college me and a few friends on my hall were having an around the world. Basically, each room has a different drink, and you go to all of the rooms and basically just get wasted. That night a lot of bad shit happened to everyone. My friend alex got written up by this fag RA. My friend evan got so drunk he went outside and streaked around the dorm and di a whole bunch of other stupid shit that we told him to do. I went to the bathroom cause I hadnt broken the seal yet and it was nearly 1 am. I had to piss so freakin bad. So im standing there pissing for like 45 seconds when all of a sudden i have to fart. I get kinda excited cause I think it is gonna be a huge one, so i let it fly.... but it isnt a fart. it's my good friend diarreah. oh baby, i ran across the bathroom, slammed a stall door shut and took a shit. then went through 2 toilet paper rolls wiping all the shit off my leg. it was horrible. then i went back, got some clothes, took a shower, and went to bed. i missed half the night but i didnt care. | ||
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TeCh)keke
Canada159 Posts
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
my roommmate had 3 girl friends that came over on weekends. One has these enormous lips and kind of looks like a fish, one is this indian girl who for some reason ive never hooked up with and the last is the duff. We call her the duff cause she is the ugliest, the most annoying and her body isnt nearly as nice as the others. So anyways we get kinda tanked, and im up in bed with the indian girl for a while then she just kinda leaves. i got all pissed off cause i wanted ass, so my friend sends the duff up there. i was pretty drunk so i guess i didnt even give a shit, so we start goin at it. my friends leave, i lock the door, we fool around a bit, but......i couldnt get it up. i was hard for a little while but then i saw her and was like what the fuck am i doing, its the goddamn duff. i was tryin to get it up by like humping her leg but it didnt work. so i kinda just said fuck it and said i had to pee then came back and went to sleep. she probably left soon after. i dont know what possessed me to start but i definitely couldnt finish, lol. | ||
Rekrul
Korea (South)17174 Posts
the genetic condom | ||
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TanGo
Sweden1019 Posts
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MrEd
Australia357 Posts
 well it was an 14 hour flight...c'mon! stop judging me!! | ||
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Sky
Jordan812 Posts
On August 04 2004 01:13 ToKoreaWithLove wrote: I had sex with a 9 year older married women with kids. Same, but only made-out and i was drunk. Got into bw alot and actually dreamt a complete match on LT. Also i went to a party the day before mother's day and some guy puked all over in the back of my truck so i went and washed it at the carwash for $1.50 and told my mom that was her present for the day. | ||
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EmKey
Korea (South)631 Posts
I share or completly support 1/3 of these confessions ;] | ||
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Krzych
Poland693 Posts
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Sky
Jordan812 Posts
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lefty
United States1896 Posts
On August 04 2004 02:41 hasuwar wrote: Now this is embarassing..I think I was like 3 or something, anyway, I don't know what brought this on, but I guess I was mad at my dog..So I went into our garage, pulled down my pants, and took a crap on the garage floor, thinking I would frame my dog..the only problem was, I was standing straight up, so it ended up falling into my underwear, and I got busted. Don't ask me how I remember that, that is like one of the earliest memories of my child hood rofl rofl dude this is the best thing here by far | ||
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lefty
United States1896 Posts
On August 04 2004 06:59 BigBalls wrote: ahahahahahaha loll hasuwar that absolutely rules. i've told you guys a lot of the embarassing shit that has happenes to me. but i dont think ive told you this one.... one night at college me and a few friends on my hall were having an around the world. Basically, each room has a different drink, and you go to all of the rooms and basically just get wasted. That night a lot of bad shit happened to everyone. My friend alex got written up by this fag RA. My friend evan got so drunk he went outside and streaked around the dorm and di a whole bunch of other stupid shit that we told him to do. I went to the bathroom cause I hadnt broken the seal yet and it was nearly 1 am. I had to piss so freakin bad. So im standing there pissing for like 45 seconds when all of a sudden i have to fart. I get kinda excited cause I think it is gonna be a huge one, so i let it fly.... but it isnt a fart. it's my good friend diarreah. oh baby, i ran across the bathroom, slammed a stall door shut and took a shit. then went through 2 toilet paper rolls wiping all the shit off my leg. it was horrible. then i went back, got some clothes, took a shower, and went to bed. i missed half the night but i didnt care. hahahahahahhahaha i take what i said from my earlier post back, you're thign is the best thing here | ||
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[GiTM]-Ace
United States4935 Posts
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lefty
United States1896 Posts
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BigBalls
United States5354 Posts
hasuwar rules lolol | ||
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ShAsTa
Belgium2841 Posts
On August 04 2004 08:37 lefty wrote: i have like 20 backstreet boy songs on my hard drive now that's just plain wrong dude | ||
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