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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
Okay, this should be a funny thread (I don't care if its done before or not). Post multiple if you want to!
1. Imagine me really young, around 4 years old! I was eating raisins. I picked up a piece of bunny-poo and then offered it to my mom pretending it was a raisin. She actually ate it. Still mentions it on every birthday. :O
2. I once printed several goatse.cx pictures and dumped em in the gathering place of my high school. There was a huge crowd around them at one point, all saying stuff like 'ewwwww' 'omg' (only in Dutch^^)Also put one infront of my class on the board. Such a fucked up thing to do! Come to think of it, I once showed goatse to my mom too - she ran out of the room in lightning speed.
3. This dude kept on calling me names, making me so mad that I actually beat him up bad. At the end of the fight I grabbed him by the hair and knocked him against a wooden fence thingy. At this point his sister ran up to me as fast as she could (she was older than me, he was my age.) During the running process, when she came near me, I kicked her really hard in the stomache. She collapsed on the floor.
I later heard she had a broken rib and he had some concussion. >_<
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meh wish i coulds thinks of 1
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Beyonder pwns those girls
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When I was little I used to catch lizards, jump up into the air with them, and throw them into the ground as hard as I could on my way down.  Thats pretty evil imo
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On July 10 2004 14:04 Eniram wrote: When I was little I used to catch lizards, jump up into the air with them, and throw them into the ground as hard as I could on my way down. Thats pretty evil imo
Hahahha, I used to burn ants with a loop. That's quite similar. :O
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1. Took my cat, threw it up in the air so it made flips... (did it over my bed though), and I was like 12 or less, don't really remember. Still regret doing it though :/
2. Other than that, I'm a nice guy
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Well, when I was about 3 years old, I supposably picked up a metal toy thingy, and hit my older brother (who was around 8 years old) in the back of the head =X I don't remember this though.
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whoa thats crazy oh andbtw wats goatse?
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On July 10 2004 14:12 PaRaDoxXx wrote:
whoa thats crazy oh andbtw wats goatse?
urge..to..kill..rising..
(check your pm lol)
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i was once chasing after a cat that my friend owns, we chased it out to the street and it got ran over, and i mean like *SPLAT!!* ran over. now there's a big black stain of the road so we never forget.
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wait i think i gots one not sure if its the evilist tho ... i got a bb gun snuck over in the backyard where my parents where having a huge party and started shooting random people and shoot some guy in the eye.... i dont regret it cus he was a assholes anyway
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On July 10 2004 14:12 PaRaDoxXx wrote:
whoa thats crazy oh andbtw wats goatse?
Its a disgusting picture of a gay dude stretching his arse hole very big  .
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Sweden33719 Posts
I threw a chair at my little brother when I was three -_- Literally THREW -.- I guess I missed though (thankfully)
Oh and I almost strangled someone in like 1st grade, entirely by mistake though T_T Was a bit scary, he was ruining stuff we were building and I was gonna carry him out and apparently I put on a choke hold I mean~ not like he was close to dying but still scary..
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On July 10 2004 14:16 jtan wrote:
yeah..whats goatse?
you're a wannabe =]
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I stole all my friends passwords and checked their email
:D all forwards nothing good waste of time and some of them found out !
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1: There is a library near my house and they have DVD racks right by the door with the DVD's in side of them so me and my friend wee low on cash so we took like 10 each and sold them for 100$ all together, funny thing was we sold them back to the library.
2: Took a little packet of cream cheese and smeared it on this chinese kids hair.
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when i was around 6 me and my friend found a frog in the back yard. we then started throwing it in the air and hiting it with a bat when it came back down. i think of it to this day and feel very bad for doing that. poor frog.
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in fifth grade I pantsed a retarded kid and the whole class started laughing at him
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When I was around 10 and lived in a condo on the 12th floor, me and my friends took something rubbery and it was huge, filled it with water (spherical shape) it was at least 1m in diameter, and threw it off the balcony, hit a car >_<! asdf then the owner came up, started banging on the door, but we didn't answer so nothing happened 
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I stabbed my cousin in the eye with a banana once when I was ~5 years old. He had a black eye for a week after that.
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Braavos36375 Posts
one time my suitemates and i executed a very elaborate plan while my roommate was sleeping to convince him that he slept through an entire extra day. it involved a lot of intervaled wakings, phone calls, and coordination with his friends. he ended up going to class on a sunday morning and wondering why nobody was there.
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Braavos36375 Posts
when i was 10 one time my friend fell asleep in my basement (on the carpet). i moved all objects away from him and turned the lights off (my basement has no outside light so its COMPLETELY dark). after he woke up and i just listened to him becoming more and more panicked as he couldn't see anything and couldn't remember where he was.
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ROFL... i used to wake up in complete darkness and think i was blind.
scary shit, you start screaming shit like "im blind"
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ok i dont think any of this stuff is funny except iamimat's post which was really funny ^^ but overall i dont think its funny to hurt other people/animals --;;
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Well I can think of two things I'm going to hell for.
My friend was going to pay a retard to hug me. I punches him in the nose and broke his glasses.
My friend told me my boss got prostate cancer at lunch, and I busted up laughing.
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On July 10 2004 15:05 Aukai wrote:
Well I can think of two things I'm going to hell for.
My friend was going to pay a retard to hug me. I punches him in the nose and broke his glasses.
My friend told me my boss got prostate cancer at lunch, and I busted up laughing.
Thats fucked up? >_<
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I remember putting tooth paste all over this guy's hummer... It was pretty funny .
edit: well, not all over . Just some parts.
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United States33422 Posts
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When I was like 7, my family went golfing. I got angry, because I sucked so much and threw my golf pole with all my strength away from me and it him my brother in the head.
Nothing worse than that 
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Oh yeah, this one took a bit of time.
A few friends and I took like 3 or 4 cans of shaving cream and imersed them in liquid nitrogen. After that we peeled away the metal(the cream becomes solid now because of freezing). After that we dumped em in a guy's car . But he kinda had it coming, he tried to run us over.
edit: Guess what happened?
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pretty recent one
me and my roommate were to finish up an (important) report, in the middle of the night we called a girl from our group saying we wouldn't finish in time, she freaked out.
we were kinda drunk too. celebrating our newly finished report.
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Canada5062 Posts
ahaha so evil... trying to be like your namesake...
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the frog one is the worst so far T_T
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oo speaking of pranks on people who are sleeping, me and my 2 korean buds took a polish sausage and put on a lubricated condom on it. Then we put it on this kids pillow (on the side), and he slept through the entire time. we took pictures and all, ill ask my friend if i can get them from him and post them on here. Anyway when he woke up he whipped his mouth looked up, looked down, and said "oh fuck".
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Live2Win
United States6657 Posts
haha funny.... like 7 or more years ago...
I use to catch grasshoppers with my friends... THEN REMOVE THEIR LEGS SO THEY CAN'T JUMP!!!
and...
Me and my friends were planning to through a brick at this kid... but little did I know they were just joking.... hmm I was like 3, but I through it... and it hit him in the head... and he bled, I ran, got cought... rest was a blurr =/
I'm a good boy now!(i think...)
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When I was about 9 our cat did a doodoo on my carpet so I picked it up with a coal shovel and threw it into our neighbours kitchen. They never found out where it came from..
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ok lets NOT start speaking of pranks (most of which will end up as BS or just lame), but rather proving that man really is born evil after all. I took my my cat and swung it around in circles by the tail a couple of times. I also flipped him over on to my bed a few times, soft landing, but fast spinning. Finally i threw him off the roof of our house a couple of times, he always seemed ok like it didnt phase him though. Then i was forever nice to him. I think thats it really.
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When I was much younger I put a frog in the end of the hose that goes on the faucet, and a sprinkler on the other end. When I turned on the water, the frog went to the sprinkler, which dismembered it.
In 9th grade some of my friends (myself not included) invented the concept of a Burrito Slap. It involves unwrapping a school-lunch bean&beef burrito and slapping someone with it so it explodes on him. Anyway, a friend did this to someone from behind, then ran away screaming "donkey! donkey!" It stained the kid's clothes.
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I pooed on the carpet yesterday
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Braavos36375 Posts
when i was 5 i went into this public bathroom and the toilet was too big for me so i tried to poop with my underwear on but i forgot that you pee at the same time so i peed my underwear and then flushed it down the toilet and ran the hell out of there.
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GOD DAMMIT I WAS EATING ICE CREAM YOU GUYS HAVE TOTALLY WRECKED IT
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when i was first grade, i used to chase this chubby kid from another class who was also a first grader every recess, every day when i see him on the hallway. i dont remember why i did that, i dont even remember what i did to him when i caught up with him, but i know i was pretty skinny, so probably ran reasonably faster than him.
one day, i watched a movie about a fat mentally retarded kid getting picked on by others all the time and i suddenly felt guilty. never went after him ever since...
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when we were in 8th grade some at a pary type thing this kid was being a big fag to everyone so when he went to bed we got a broom stick a condom and some lube and shoved it up his ass.
he started bleeding and i felt bad
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donno if its as bad as yours, as you all seems to be ghettoblasters but ive shot a few ppl and beat up my granny every once in a while..
also robbed a few banks, but i donno if that counts as evil
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On July 10 2004 15:42 Muhweli wrote:
I pooed on the carpet yesterday
On July 10 2004 16:09 Dez wrote:
donno if its as bad as yours, as you all seems to be ghettoblasters but ive shot a few ppl and beat up my granny every once in a while..
also robbed a few banks, but i donno if that counts as evil
wow the funny has been found.
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Russian Federation1020 Posts
On July 10 2004 16:07 SojT wrote: when we were in 8th grade some at a pary type thing this kid was being a big fag to everyone so when he went to bed we got a broom stick a condom and some lube and shoved it up his ass. he started bleeding and i felt bad Hahahahahahahahahahaha
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On July 10 2004 14:21 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: you're a wannabe =]
STFU plz-_- Whats Goatse really?
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I heard theres a wonderful website called google.
You might wanna check it out, it rocks!
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I convinced a girl that eating large amounts of chocolate makes your skin go dark 
lasted 3 seconds till someone ruined my joke
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oh naz this just reminded me of some friends convincing this other girl that they had this chocolate (which she tried). It was dogs dry poop (shit)
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When I was small I gathered about 15 lizards up with my friend and we brought them into my room and left them for two hours to go and eat and stuff. Came back and all 15 were dead.
I use to get a bat and beat those fireflies out of the air, was kind of funny to me because the glowing guts on the bat.
When I was 7, I saw this movie that showed this woman who hit the guy in the nuts. So, the next day we were playing with those spikey plastic balls, like a kickball but with spikes and I got it and ran up to this kid and threw it at his crotch. Later on in life I was at a mall and this girl I knew and I were arguing. She had steel toed boots on and she turned around and just WAMmed my crotch. I fell to the ground in the middle of a mall and couldn't get up until my friend started kicking me in the ribs telling me I was embarassing him. T_T
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the goatsec guy isn't gay
he just likes to play with his ass
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On July 10 2004 16:25 Zzang wrote:
I heard theres a wonderful website called google.
You might wanna check it out, it rocks!
Cooool! but...later..im at work now, and im scared that goatse is a bad thing
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On July 10 2004 16:38 Casper... wrote:
the goatsec guy isn't gay
he just likes to play with his ass
OK. It IS a scary thing
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On July 10 2004 16:38 Gryffindor_us wrote:
When I was small I gathered about 15 lizards up with my friend and we brought them into my room and left them for two hours to go and eat and stuff. Came back and all 15 were dead.
I use to get a bat and beat those fireflies out of the air, was kind of funny to me because the glowing guts on the bat.
When I was 7, I saw this movie that showed this woman who hit the guy in the nuts. So, the next day we were playing with those spikey plastic balls, like a kickball but with spikes and I got it and ran up to this kid and threw it at his crotch. Later on in life I was at a mall and this girl I knew and I were arguing. She had steel toed boots on and she turned around and just WAMmed my crotch. I fell to the ground in the middle of a mall and couldn't get up until my friend started kicking me in the ribs telling me I was embarassing him. T_T
ouch that sounds like it hurts . Any internal bleeding?
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I urinated blood after that, but it was okay, I can still have kids lol.
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On July 10 2004 16:22 jtan wrote: Show nested quote +On July 10 2004 14:21 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: On July 10 2004 14:16 jtan wrote:
yeah..whats goatse? you're a wannabe =] STFU plz-_- Whats Goatse really?
the answer is right above your first post
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My neighbor kicked my dog at the end of my driveway.
I climbed his fence and smacked his dog in the head with a shovel.. it died 2 days later
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Ok.i found that goatse place now...and im feeling really sick. Good thing that the other guy at work is sleepin
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When I was in kindergarten my friend and I pooped in the urinal, like the pee only one. The female teacher came in and was like WTF are you doing, somehow someone told her we were going too.
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Braavos36375 Posts
haha i love now nobody tried to stop him from actually going to goatse, everyone was just like "go and see"
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On July 10 2004 16:30 StoneR wrote:
oh naz this just reminded me of some friends convincing this other girl that they had this chocolate (which she tried). It was dogs dry poop (shit)
how do you forget something like that?!
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When my mom was a kid she ate shit. She found a big soft poo with strange shape next to the toilet, and she thought it was liquid-chocolate...pretty stupid
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..And when i was a kid i built a big "concentrationcamp" for ants and other insects, with diffrent cells and sections, and i had like 10 ways of killing them...including drowning them, burning them, pierce them with needles. I also ate some, and i tried to strangle them with a very thin thread but their heads just fell of instead-_-
Silly idea, but it makes you feel like your a god. Atleast when your 10 years old
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On July 10 2004 17:47 jtan wrote:
..And when i was a kid i built a big "concentrationcamp" for ants and other insects, with diffrent cells and sections, and i had like 10 ways of killing them...including drowning them, burning them, pierce them with needles. I also ate some, and i tried to strangle them with a very thin thread but their heads just fell of instead-_-
Silly idea, but it makes you feel like your a god. Atleast when your 10 years old
ROFL HITLER!?!?!?!
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God//hitler..wtf...i was a kid anyway
doing that
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On July 10 2004 17:07 Shredder wrote:
My neighbor kicked my dog at the end of my driveway.
I climbed his fence and smacked his dog in the head with a shovel.. it died 2 days later
Awww.... you should have hit the neighbor not the dog!
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Um...Probally when I was about four/five, I used to go into my backyard, catch as many lightning bugs in a jar as I could, and watch them slowly wink out.
I actually didn't know they were dying though. :/
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WHen I was in 3rd grade there was this fat kid who had Asthma, and noone liked him. He was also constantly constipated and always smelled of poop. So one day we stole his inhaler and hid it. Well, he ended needing it, and he got hysterical and thought he was gonna die, after about 3 mins of him rolling on the floor and crying in hysteria, we gave it back to him.
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I remember another mean thing we did back when i was 9.
There was this 10 year old girl in the class above us. "bitch" would describe her behaivor preyyy well.,.;;
Anyway..me + 2 friends asked her if she wanted to come and play with us at our treehouse (there was some trees behind the school), and she got very happy because nobody wanted to play with her really.
And when 3 mean guys+1 happy bitch came to the trees we tied her up in a tree and told her how much we hated her...she started to cry, and then the bell rang and we 3 guys went back to lessons.
The teachers wonderred where the girl was and we said we didnt know.
About an hour later they found her but she didnt dare to tell them who did it.
Thats PURE evil really..i really regret doing that
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I threw a chair at a guy in my class during philosophy class,hit a girls arm instead...was suspended for a day.
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On July 10 2004 17:07 Shredder wrote:
My neighbor kicked my dog at the end of my driveway.
I climbed his fence and smacked his dog in the head with a shovel.. it died 2 days later
Thats not so evil..thats legal revenge. My neighbors hates my cat and therefor i hate my neighbors. I love my cat more then my neighbors, so If neighbors would kill my cat..i would...well probably not kill them..but I would want to. I would probably throw a bunch of rocks at their car or somthn
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On July 10 2004 17:07 Shredder wrote:
My neighbor kicked my dog at the end of my driveway.
I climbed his fence and smacked his dog in the head with a shovel.. it died 2 days later
He was a dumb asshole to kick your dog, but your worse.
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right jtan, you would be getting revenge against the people who did it, not their pets. But you were indeed a pretty twisted mother fucker with the torture chamber for insects thing.
3 mean guys +1 happy bitch came to the trees we tied her up lol! Ashcroft is fighting porn of this nature.
I forgot, i also once poored a bottle of ajax into the schools super expensive very large high quality fish tank, and killed them all. But i didnt know they would die, i just felt the urge to poor shit in there. I left and didnt even see what happened, thought it was a waste. Then i hear the tank is overflowing with foam and the fish are dead, the teachers panicked and 5 of them actually rushed what were left to the ocean to try and save them. Cant remember what kind they were, but musta been expensive or rare, b/c it was a huge event when we got the thing. And an even bigger event when they had the assembly to find who did it. All my friends telling me if they ever found out who, theyd kick his ass and shit. So i had to play along, nobody ever knew though.
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On July 10 2004 18:19 NoobSaibot wrote: right jtan, you would be getting revenge against the people who did it, not their pets. But you were indeed a pretty twisted mother fucker with the torture chamber for insects thing. lol! Ashcroft is fighting porn of this nature. I forgot, i also once poored a bottle of ajax into the schools super expensive very large high quality fish tank, and killed them all. But i didnt know they would die, i just felt the urge to poor shit in there. I left and didnt even see what happened, thought it was a waste. Then i hear the tank is overflowing with foam and the fish are dead, the teachers panicked and 5 of them actually rushed what were left to the ocean to try and save them. Cant remember what kind they were, but musta been expensive or rare, b/c it was a huge event when we got the thing. And an even bigger event when they had the assembly to find who did it. All my friends telling me if they ever found out who, theyd kick his ass and shit. So i had to play along, nobody ever knew though.
Haha..you made that quote look really fun^^
Nice fishtank thingy btw
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Yeah the shovel to the head of that dog is scary. I mean I would take the shovel to the neighbors head if I would even resort to that.
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this one time when i was like 5 years i was sitting on the subway with my mom and there was a black guy sitting right in front of us, and i said: "look mom, a monkey".
only evil thing i can think of that's funny, all of the other ones are just pure mean shitty things.
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ahhh so many things i could put here. heres 2 of em i can think of at the moment: when i was 7 or 8 i pushed my little brothers walker (with him in it) down the stairs, and laughed at the way his little baby head bounced around. he hit his head on the tiles at the bottom and it wasnt so funny, but luckily he was alright.
also, (i swear to god this is true) i had a teacher who was a real dick, so me and my friend broke into his classroom one night and i took a shit on his desk, it was all liquidy and nasty because right before that we were in the snackbar and i drank 1/2 cup of concentrated liquid chocolate for the chocolate milk... man that fucked me up
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On July 10 2004 18:35 lastas wrote:
this one time when i was like 5 years i was sitting on the subway with my mom and there was a black guy sitting right in front of us, and i said: "look mom, a monkey".
only evil thing i can think of that's funny, all of the other ones are just pure mean shitty things.
Saying that puts your mother in a very uncomfortable situation >.<
And...were it supposed to be funny? I didnt really read it all.
Glacier: what did teacher say? or do? 
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he never found out who did it for sure, (at least not untill i left that school) and didnt mention it the next day in class. i remember barely keeping myself from laughing uncontrollably in his face the next day. about a year later i got in trouble because my friend told his brother who couldnt keep his trap shut about all the stuff we'd done (this incident was only the tip of the iceburg) and we ended up getting in quite a bit of trouble (juvie for 2 weeks and 200 hours of community service for me)
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Vandalized a kid's house/car with some other kids. No real reason, just did it.
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On July 10 2004 18:51 gLyo wrote:
Vandalized a kid's house/car with some other kids. No real reason, just did it.
Welcome to america
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This thread is why you don't fuck with TeamLiquid.
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oh heres another one: (also true, i swear!) i once told a girl (during intercourse) that the only way she could truly satisfy me was if she was dead and that everytime i closed my eyes i was pretending she was a coprse. still makes me laugh just thinking about it
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When I was young, like 10 or so I'd go into my backyard and find all these ants, the small copper coloured ones and the bigger black ones too, and gather them up. I'd find these spider webs in my backyard also and started throwint the ants into the webs because I wanted to watch how the spiders "ate" the ants and watching the ants struggle on the web. It was really cool until I once put too many ants on a net and they ganged up on the spider and the spider dropped T_T i swear that's true.
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Deliberately broke a girl's heart, just to see how she'd react.
Yeah I was a fucking asshole at the time.
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who said i broke her heart? she was pretty shocked at first, (that look was priceless) then she hit me a few times, then she grabbed her ankles and said something about rigor mortis . ahh i miss her, she had a great sence of humor :p
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He meant, he broke a girl's heart. :D
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On July 10 2004 16:38 Gryffindor_us wrote:
When I was small I gathered about 15 lizards up with my friend and we brought them into my room and left them for two hours to go and eat and stuff. Came back and all 15 were dead.
I use to get a bat and beat those fireflies out of the air, was kind of funny to me because the glowing guts on the bat.
When I was 7, I saw this movie that showed this woman who hit the guy in the nuts. So, the next day we were playing with those spikey plastic balls, like a kickball but with spikes and I got it and ran up to this kid and threw it at his crotch. Later on in life I was at a mall and this girl I knew and I were arguing. She had steel toed boots on and she turned around and just WAMmed my crotch. I fell to the ground in the middle of a mall and couldn't get up until my friend started kicking me in the ribs telling me I was embarassing him. T_T
an arguement is no reason for agirl to kick a guy in the nuts... i would have punched her...on a side note, i wouldnt have hit the guy in the balls even if i was 3 years old ...the pain...
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Netherlands4511 Posts
all that animal hurt is just plain retarded
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On July 10 2004 20:48 ret wrote:
all that animal hurt is just plain retarded
nobody transform this thread into a debate on human nature --> needing to exert some form of control and domination over anything, if not human, non-human. NOBODY!
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On July 10 2004 20:50 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: Show nested quote +On July 10 2004 20:48 ret wrote:
all that animal hurt is just plain retarded nobody transform this thread into a debate on human nature --> needing to exert some form of control and domination over anything, if not human, non-human. NOBODY!
yea now lets get back to the evil >
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On July 10 2004 14:39 sux2bme wrote: I stabbed my cousin in the eye with a banana once when I was ~5 years old. He had a black eye for a week after that.
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
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i dipped a power rangers old action firugure that flips its head* and then flipped it back gave it to my sisters boyfriend and flipped back the head to the dog crap side
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I've done a few evil things
1. went out and broke into construction workers van with friends, then shit in bucket, and dumped in his car. then we found some fire hose, and tied it around his axles....that was pretty mean. we then went to some kids house, and diss assembled there trampoline and set it up in a neighbors yard. They called the cops and told the police that the neighbors stole the Trampoline.... Priceless.
2. I'm always up for "making fun of the fat kid."
3. Killed an old man. (long story don't really feel like telling it.)
4. At a soccer game, after burning a guy hardcore, he stuck out his leg and dropped me... me and the kid had been going at it all game, so I came back over to the kid, leaned over him, and jacked him in the face, GG. lots of red, no pun intended.
5. Took all the legs off a daddy long leg, so he couldnt walk.
6. apparently stealing blind kid street signs is evil? so that.
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On July 10 2004 22:31 SillyCat wrote:
2. I'm always up for "making fun of the fat kid.
I hope you die a horrible death. :O
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Canada5062 Posts
On July 10 2004 22:31 SillyCat wrote:
I've done a few evil things
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3. Killed an old man. (long story don't really feel like telling it.)
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6. apparently stealing blind kid street signs is evil? so that.
I take it the two are related.
You're one sick fuck.
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Some of you people are fucked up I could never imagining doing some of this shit, the only time I'm evil is when revenge is needed.
True Believe of an Eye for an Eye
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Valhalla18444 Posts
When i was 15 i beat up a kid really bad for touching(INAPPROTPRAITLEY!) a female friend of mine
Other than that I've never gone looking to do harm
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i got dog poo put it in envelope , wrote "cadbury confectionary" and on back put "if melted put in freezer". The dog shit had carrots in it but we put the envelopes on the local old folkes home door steps , rang door bells and left.
This chocolate woulda tasted a bit different
Also one night me and some drunk mates got 5 packs of eggs and through them through the fence at the local tennis club during the *senior ladys night* wasnt pretty sight , but one of my drunk mates laughed and nearly feel down this hill into a river
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hmm..when i was 10..my grandmother in mexico had 5-6 cats, killed them all...i always threw them on the cement by their necks and fliped them around. Sometimes when i babysit my niece..she drives me crazy and i chase her around with her knife just to scare them and to shut them up (LOL)...and couple more wich either i don't remember or don't want to talk bout.....
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
one time in 5th grade we were playing dodgeball and i kept gunning for this one girl that i disliked until i finally planted one right between her eyes and shattered her glasses
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Wow i think SillyCAt is the only one "normal" here, i've dont lots lots lots of stuff and all people i know have done things alike, im amazed none of you have.
let me remember a few things:
1.-Totally vandalizing for years all the houses near my summer house, breaking dozens of windows, setting emtpy lots with dry grass on fire, destroying garden watering devices with a bat, exploding packs of lighters in bonefires and lots of other stuff.
2.- i had this air rifle and we used to shoot any cat or dog in our way, it wasnt lethal but the usually ran like hell.
2.- We did stunts in a golf cart on the Green totally destroying it, we also stole all the 18 hole's flags and then we burned them lol.
4.- Killed a few ducks in creative ways most of them involving fire works.
5.- Shot a few times an old lady with those Baby bullets guns.
6.- tied up a lil tricycle of my friend's sister to an scooter and we had fun with it all day long until it was destroyed so we dumped it at an empty lot.
7.- A friend of mine went to take a shit but there was no Toilet paper so he grabbed a white towell and wiped his ass with it, so we grabbed the towell sneaked behind him and rubbed his own shit on his face hah.
8.- Wen we get drunk we usualy go to buy more alcohol to the closest store but the rule is we can only get there withouth touching the floor, so we run over the parked car's roofs, and we rip off the lateral mirrors of a few cars (i feel bad doing that last thing cause i think someday it will happen to me lol)
Anyway thats just a few things i remember now, maybe im a vandal but damn i had a fun youth and im still having fun.
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On July 10 2004 20:05 ObsoleteLogic wrote:
Deliberately broke a girl's heart, just to see how she'd react.
Yeah I was a fucking asshole at the time.
at that time!1
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On July 11 2004 01:31 baal wrote:
Wow i think SillyCAt is the only one "normal" here, i've dont lots lots lots of stuff and all people i know have done things alike, im amazed none of you have.
Yea everyone normal kills old men!
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On July 11 2004 01:31 baal wrote:1.-Totally vandalizing for years all the houses near my summer house, breaking dozens of windows, setting emtpy lots with dry grass on fire, destroying garden watering devices with a bat, exploding packs of lighters in bonefires and lots of other stuff. 2.- i had this air rifle and we used to shoot any cat or dog in our way, it wasnt lethal but the usually ran like hell. 2.- We did stunts in a golf cart on the Green totally destroying it, we also stole all the 18 hole's flags and then we burned them lol. 4.- Killed a few ducks in creative ways most of them involving fire works. 5.- Shot a few times an old lady with those Baby bullets guns. 6.- tied up a lil tricycle of my friend's sister to an scooter and we had fun with it all day long until it was destroyed so we dumped it at an empty lot. 7.- A friend of mine went to take a shit but there was no Toilet paper so he grabbed a white towell and wiped his ass with it, so we grabbed the towell sneaked behind him and rubbed his own shit on his face hah. 8.- Wen we get drunk we usualy go to buy more alcohol to the closest store but the rule is we can only get there withouth touching the floor, so we run over the parked car's roofs, and we rip off the lateral mirrors of a few cars (i feel bad doing that last thing cause i think someday it will happen to me lol) Anyway thats just a few things i remember now, maybe im a vandal but damn i had a fun youth and im still having fun.
Oh and those things aren't normal dood! They're retarted! And who wants to sneak into a toilet where other dood was just taking a dump, not to mention taking the towel in use! Killing animals and old ladies, breaking places... That's just plain immaturity. You're one sick lil' kid
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And who wants to sneak into a toilet where other dood was just taking a dump
someone who wants to rub shit on a friend's face lol :D
And i didnt kill an old lady lol, i shot her with those lil guns that shoot those blue bullets.
I may be sick, but man when i read that the most "evil" thing someone has done in his ENTIRE LIFE is flipping their cat over his bed, MY GOD!, go out and LLLLIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEEE! O____O
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you can LLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEE O____O a whole lot without acting like a scumbag
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Beyonder
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On July 11 2004 03:52 [pG]Rekrul wrote:
you can LLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEEEEEEE O____O a whole lot without acting like a scumbag
Just go to KOREA and eat with chopsticks !!
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On July 11 2004 03:49 baal wrote: Show nested quote +And who wants to sneak into a toilet where other dood was just taking a dump someone who wants to rub shit on a friend's face lol :D And i didnt kill an old lady lol, i shot her with those lil guns that shoot those blue bullets. I may be sick, but man when i read that the most "evil" thing someone has done in his ENTIRE LIFE is flipping their cat over his bed, MY GOD!, go out and LLLLIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEEE! O____O
That killing thingie was about you saying SmellyCat is normal. Anyways as rekrul said too, you don't have to act like a retard to live.
And I mean if you wanna rub shit all over his face, why don't you go ahead and eat it! That would be cool aight! And you could feed it to the neighbours old lady too!
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signing up to this forum was definitely the most evil thing i've done.
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On July 11 2004 04:22 rhesusabe wrote:
the fact that you cant count baal fits pretty nicely with the things youve done.
hahaha
baal: teach me to be evil like you, teach me to live!
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give drunk assholes piss/beer mixed drinks.
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On July 11 2004 05:23 Liquid`Oaral wrote:
give drunk assholes piss/beer mixed drinks.
What do you call those?
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On July 11 2004 01:18 PaTieNt wrote:
hmm..when i was 10..my grandmother in mexico had 5-6 cats, killed them all...i always threw them on the cement by their necks and fliped them around. Sometimes when i babysit my niece..she drives me crazy and i chase her around with her knife just to scare them and to shut them up (LOL)...and couple more wich either i don't remember or don't want to talk bout.....
You sound like a reaaaal psycho to me^^
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man some guys in here seems to be fucked up.. in their heads!! :O scary!
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On July 11 2004 03:49 baal wrote: Show nested quote +And who wants to sneak into a toilet where other dood was just taking a dump someone who wants to rub shit on a friend's face lol :D And i didnt kill an old lady lol, i shot her with those lil guns that shoot those blue bullets. I may be sick, but man when i read that the most "evil" thing someone has done in his ENTIRE LIFE is flipping their cat over his bed, MY GOD!, go out and LLLLIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEEEEEE! O____O
That is the only thing I feel was evil, vandalizing I just think is pointless, like when I once stole a bunch of bicycles(and just dumped them somewhere and somewhat broke them... all.) + removed the backlights from the ones i could not move, and this I don't think is evil, this is just pure stupidity and immaturaty. And fighting in school is not evil, it's very normal.
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twas in grade 9 on the junior basketball team,it was before a practice there were about 8 of us in the gym locker room,2 seniors decided to piss in a cup,then they stuck it above one of the tiles on the ceiling,so if someone were to hit that tile,the cup would fall over and piss would fall from the ceiling.
So our teams backup forward,a lanky/dorky kid from my class comes in.
"Hey brian,i bet you can't jump high enough to hit that tile right there"
so he jumps up and hits the tile.
nothing happens.we're all like 'wtf'.
"Hey brian i bet you can't do it again"
He hits the tile again,and nothing happens.
We're all like laughing our asses off now,the kid still doesn't have a clue something's up.
"Hey brian stand right there" (under the tile) and the senior jumps up and smacks the tile really hard then moves away.
Piss comes raining down on this poor kid,we're all laughing so fucking hard and run out of the locker room.
He left,walked home covered in piss..he never told anyone about it either,so the seniors got away with it.
Sure it wasn't really ME who was evil there,but letting that happen was probably the closest evil i've come.
I'm very much like jesus,usually. --
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ah thats not so bad, i stood by watching seniors throw piss filled balloons at freshmen one day, on orientation or whatever the hell day it is you torture freshmen.
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in college its expected,and people usually know its all in good fun,good ol hazing.
but in this case it was just bullying
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i hit my brother in the head with a baseball...it was a accident though
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Freshmen year I was asked to go to prom with a senior. Was cool and all with it and she was fucking hot. So I said yes, we started to hang out more and I noticed that she was a shallow self centered bitch, so I played along like we were going. Then prom night I stood her up. Then called her shortly afterwards to tell her that she was a stuck up little bitch.
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On July 10 2004 22:31 SillyCat wrote:
3. Killed an old man. (long story don't really feel like telling it.)
wow man, wouldn't you go to jail for murder or something? =/?
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There were 2 dogs fucking, kids around scared the dogs and they got stuck. My friend got there and kicked the male as hard as he could, he went out running auuuuuuuu. A bit latter, the female shit the dog's dick.
5th year, a dumb dumb guy sits at my table during english class. Teacher asks something to him, and i whisper him the answer (like i used to do sometimes), but this time i say "I wanna fuck you hard". He got expelled from the class lol
Once i found a turtle that only had 1/2 of its head, bitten by some animal. I took it home and put alcohol in it. The head just fizzled fsssssssssttttt and RIP.
My teacher in 7th grade was tired of the pests the guys were during classes. So she surprised the class making a surprise test during the practical class. 1st shift were only guys and a couple girls, all made the test. Then in the 2nd shift (my shift), there were 15 girls, me and other guy. We sit and she calls me and says i have to make the test. I ask:
me: What about the girls??
teacher: they are well behaved.
me: what about the other guy in this shift??
teacher: he's good too. only u are making the test.
me: wtf?? im not gona do it.
teacher: yes you are!!
me: in an atack of insane rage: arggggg: "throw my bag as hard as i can against the teacher, pick it up and walk out of the class".
That was worth a suspension for a week, and a bruise to the teacher.
Me and my friends made a special mousse, i pissed in it and we fed it to my brasilian friend. Yummy.
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Some people are just in need of a good beating every now and then
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On July 11 2004 00:04 Rt-S.FakeSteve wrote:
When i was 15 i beat up a kid really bad for touching(INAPPROTPRAITLEY!) a female friend of mine
Other than that I've never gone looking to do harm
this isn't evil.
baal. : you are one sick son of a bitch
kontra: that turtle shit is just wrong holy crap...
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one time I took both wings off a bee and let him suffer cuz he was a cock-face
One time i tied a bee to a string and he continuously tried to fly away
one time i pushed this kid off the bleachers at a football game and snapped his neck...o well
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Well this one time i was like 4 years old and my mom was taking me to my first tae kwan do's class and i was really upset about it so i kicked her like 18 times, later on my dad hit me with a belt exactly the same amount of time i hit my mom, really annoying
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1: How can you kick your mom 18 times when you're 4
2: Your dad hit you with a belt, I honestly can't understand how you are able to do that to your kid (especially when your 4)
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Belts are evil
A correctional (that a word) slap is good
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I ditched this girl, my prom date, on prom, the day of prom, i told her she could not come while already on my way there without her. She bought a dress and shoes and everything i guess she was all ready. But she was a bitch and i had been wanting to get back at her forever.
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I once pissed over a randoms persons bike at school. UUh, thats about it really.
Oh, and I deleted my little brothers porn which I found on MY harddrive. Now if that isn't evil :D
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when i was in like 3rd grade i was playing mini gold and got really mad at my older brother because he would say how bad i was and that i was gonna miss. I swong the gold club and hit him in the head like 2 times and the kidney once and stomach once. he wasn't happy and i didn't feel bad about it. but i here brothers fight all the time.....
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I stabbed my brother in the leg with a knife.
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On July 11 2004 12:56 Fedaykin wrote:
I did this
I've done this?
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we didn't really kill him, we just "assisted him"
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nothing i would risk posting here :/
there isnt much i can think of anyways just little stuff that makes me laugh and some of it makes me sad.. but most of it i just wouldnt want to post cuz i wouldnt want the people involved to read it and remember it or whatever which might happen cuz google sees all
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On July 11 2004 15:26 pooper-scooper wrote:
went bowling =(
bowling fucking pwns ( at least when drunk )
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On July 11 2004 15:45 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: i caught this giant crab at the beach and put it in a freshwater bucket overnight and it died, felt so bad >< i bought alcohol for about 10 kids aged 11-15 (i was 18?) and got thrown out i carefully placed an ant on a scolding hot brief case and watched it slowly run around, shrivel up and die last friday i got thrown out the club again (wankers) and crushed a bottle by accident that i was gonna throw at them. instead i stood smearing blood all over the window till they called the police 
omg poor ant =[
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On July 11 2004 15:36 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: i held a kitten over a steam kettle to see if it was hot
hahaha. I dont know why but that mental image is soooooooooo funny :p
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stole my best freind's gameboy at age 9.
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I stole some armor from this kid in diablo II.
Edit: Just kidding
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In my school we used to do many pranks, like with syringes you stucked a lil piece of paper then you shot the paper but it came out pretty fast and it hurted like hell so thats whas our "guns" and it was a chaos in school 
We also started bringing Vaporub and we rubbed some on the eyes of someone distracted, it was horrible cause your eyes hurted like hell and they cry for like 40 minutes lol!
also glueing people to their seats lol, or plasticine on their seats lol it was a chaos with the uniforms, everybody got their ass of diferent colors LOL!.
When we got older we did the "zippo" prank, you put the flame under the seat (where the books are supoused to be) and the seat starts getting hot but its funny cause you dont realize how its getting warmer, you only realize when its burning your ass so people just jump screaming in the middle of the class
And i insist, sickfuck or no, when i remember i still laugh about it sweet old days.
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When I was younger, for some reason or another, I threw a frog really high up in the air a few times for it to die. It's the worst thing I've ever done, and I can't figure out for the life of me why I did it. I don't normally hurt animals either; in fact, the only time I hurt animals is if they attack me, or on accident.
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Wow there's some sick fucking people here. Esspecially sillycat, kontra, and baal. You guys suck.
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O_O I feel sorry for that dog that lost its wang .
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On July 11 2004 15:57 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
remember another, one time on the beach i saw a spiders web in a little hole. i somehow caught a butterfly (well practiced in catching them and lizards in florida (its true about their tails falling off :D)) and stuck it on the web. an instant later a fucking great spider leapt out and dragged in down the hole. i fucking hate spiders and it left me with icky thoughts
Haha yeah. I live in florida. That was the gay part of catching lizards
Oh, this jsut reminded me of more evil stuff I did relating to lizards. Me and my brother used to catch two of em and hold their faces against each other and soemtimes one would bite down on the others head. It was pretty funny to see it clamped down over the other lizards face trying to get away And we used to catch like 3+ lizards and put em in a plastic bag and watch the fight being!
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On July 11 2004 16:06 User_2 wrote: I stole some armor from this kid in diablo II. Edit: Just kidding
Bastard!
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There was an evil dog. So one time i grabed it and put it on top of a tree for one night. When i got there the next day he had been shaking the whole time, and was still shaking the hell out
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WTF is wrong with you people?
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Some of u ppl are fucked up.
Just don't use these as excuses when ur on trial for all those serial killings ur destined for.
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I never REALLY did anything very bad, well this is the worst i did, happened yesterday too. :O
Me and a friend were just about to shut off the comp when some girl came on msn who kinda likes my friends, but the girl is FAT omg lol, and ugly too... so she said that she just came out of the shower. I started laughing ofcourse, but my friend was saying all this dirty shit, and then she turned the webcam on (she didn't know i was there) , omg ... naked ... arghhh i literally dropped off my chair and nearly had a heart attack, we never laughed so much.
So the dirty bastard took 7 screenshots and i send it to some friends. Well she didn't find out yet and i hope she doesn't, that would make it extra evil.
Most evil thing i can think off....
omg.... those tits were very ugly =[.... btw argghh
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On July 12 2004 07:19 Frits wrote:
I never REALLY did anything very bad, well this is the worst i did, happened yesterday too. :O
Me and a friend were just about to shut off the comp when some girl came on msn who kinda likes my friends, but the girl is FAT omg lol, and ugly too... so she said that she just came out of the shower. I started laughing ofcourse, but my friend was saying all this dirty shit, and then she turned the webcam on (she didn't know i was there) , omg ... naked ... arghhh i literally dropped off my chair and nearly had a heart attack, we never laughed so much.
So the dirty bastard took 7 screenshots and i send it to some friends. Well she didn't find out yet and i hope she doesn't, that would make it extra evil.
Most evil thing i can think off....
omg.... those tits were very ugly =[.... btw argghh
PM ME DEM PICS!!
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Sorry she's 16, no childpr0n plz ^^.
ps. baal's second post was funny ! It's funny when there's some story to it, not just. "I killed a cat" Most things made me laugh btw, especially bahamut:
This thread is why you don't fuck with TeamLiquid.
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On July 12 2004 07:19 Frits wrote:
I never REALLY did anything very bad, well this is the worst i did, happened yesterday too. :O
Me and a friend were just about to shut off the comp when some girl came on msn who kinda likes my friends, but the girl is FAT omg lol, and ugly too... so she said that she just came out of the shower. I started laughing ofcourse, but my friend was saying all this dirty shit, and then she turned the webcam on (she didn't know i was there) , omg ... naked ... arghhh i literally dropped off my chair and nearly had a heart attack, we never laughed so much.
So the dirty bastard took 7 screenshots and i send it to some friends. Well she didn't find out yet and i hope she doesn't, that would make it extra evil.
Most evil thing i can think off....
omg.... those tits were very ugly =[.... btw argghh
GJ killing someoenes self esteem for the rest of their life, you are now a true human!
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lol, very nice thread.
Uhm I only can remember one "bad" thing... and I suppose some of you had made it too...
So this girl was bj me... and she asked before she start that i have to tell she if I feel like finishing or ... well you know...
And guess what... i did'nt.
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On July 12 2004 08:11 Beyonder wrote: Show nested quote +On July 12 2004 07:19 Frits wrote:
I never REALLY did anything very bad, well this is the worst i did, happened yesterday too. :O
Me and a friend were just about to shut off the comp when some girl came on msn who kinda likes my friends, but the girl is FAT omg lol, and ugly too... so she said that she just came out of the shower. I started laughing ofcourse, but my friend was saying all this dirty shit, and then she turned the webcam on (she didn't know i was there) , omg ... naked ... arghhh i literally dropped off my chair and nearly had a heart attack, we never laughed so much.
So the dirty bastard took 7 screenshots and i send it to some friends. Well she didn't find out yet and i hope she doesn't, that would make it extra evil.
Most evil thing i can think off....
omg.... those tits were very ugly =[.... btw argghh GJ killing someoenes self esteem for the rest of their life, you are now a true human!
? She'll never find out dude, at least I don't beat girls up. :-) I'll never REALLY ruin some1.
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I once put velcroe on the ceiling and some black dude with curly hair jumped and his hair got stuck on the velcroe.
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A friend of mine got hold of a couple matches when i was seven. we went out to the woods near my house and started playing around with them. i threw a couple of lit matches into the woods. a few minutes later the entire place was burning, so we tried putting it out with our shoes (my shoes were ruined after). that didn't work, so we did what some young children do; run and keep quiet about it. at night the fire had become huge and the place was flooded with firefighters. the next day, all that was left was charred ground.... 
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Last summer, our ninth grade accelerated english teacher gave us an extensive and quite plainly retarded summer assignment, due on our first day of highschool. Naturally I waited till the last possible minute to do it. The night I finished, me and 2 friends of mine teepeed her house. We then left a note saying "fuck you and you're summer assignment" and left the names of some white chicks we knew were going to be in the class(come to think of it, we were the only minorities.) I vandalized the house remorselessly, but the note was evil T_T.
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On July 12 2004 08:35 Frits wrote:
? She'll never find out dude, at least I don't beat girls up. :-) I'll never REALLY ruin some1.
IF she finds out it's much worse
but that might be a little hard to comprehend!
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hm when i saw ur crab post i remembered in hawaii one time me and some kid (we were both kidz) i think maybe it was a girl even we caught crabs (yeah yeah pun etc) like.. sand crabs that were running on the beech. we put them into buckets. we caught a ton of the mofos. it was dark we couldnt see what was up we just thought it would be cool to catch a bunch or something i duno. when we shined a flashlight into the bucket the crabs were fucking killing eachother it was like dozens of crabs with crabs in eahcothers claws it was like gruesome murder cannibalism and it was my fault :/
lots of things are my faultr. i say things to people without thinking and it gets them off on these tangents that ruin their lives and i just feel guilty
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1. how much can it hurt when you kick your mother 18 times when you're 4 years old? 4 years old???? unless you jumped like matrix and kicked her head.
2. yes there are some sick people here. like baal. god if you were in my school i'm one of those shy kids that secretly swear to vanquish evil people like you.
3. some people here are very sweet, like SickOfLife who would never hurt a fly =]
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Not to detract from the immorality of what Frits did (because you can't say something was okay if the other person should've expected it to happen), but I'm guessing that girl should place much of the blame for what happened on herself (assuming she finds out, which I think is likely): it's foolish for a girl to show herself naked to a guy online unless she has a great amount of trust in him -- or, foolish for her to feel that amount of trust without proper reason.
This is all assuming that Frits's friend isn't some kind of master of manipulation, of course.
As for the most evil thing I've done, it was either some form of letting someone down (e.g. promising to do something and then not doing it or betraying someone's trust) or something violent that I did (e.g. smashing a bowl) in reaction to my parents over 5 years ago. Couldn't have been anything in the past year, at least =/.
The only instance I can think of where I intentionally, physically hurt someone was when I was 6 or 7 years old and dropped a small piece of ice on a girl's head because she was doing something over a small stash of ice pieces that my friends and I had accumulated (I forget whether she was taking them or was just in the way). I don't recall if I actually tried asking her to stop / move or not. But in any case, I felt absolutely awful when I realized what I'd done and have never done anything like that since. Of course, nowadays I can see the logic behind this lesson rather than simply doing it because I was taught to. I still feel bad about what I did back then (when I think about it), and even though it's probably not the most rational thing to feel, I'm glad that I feel it, because it will help to stop me from acting wrongfully in situations where I'm not thinking as rationally as I should be.
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the most evil thing ppl have done on this forum was to say ali can beat bruce lee..*sobs.
lol
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oh yeah well violence i think the first time i hit someone was in preschool sorta. i hated this kid so i got some dumb kid to punch him. i told him how to do it and everything and convinced him to do it. then i had to sit in the icky green chair. i dunno what i felt, definteily not satisfied. another time i punched some guy at summer camp i think cuz there was this really really hot girl and i couldnt think straight and i thought the guy was being an ass and somehow in my 10 year old mind or whatever i was thinking if i sucker punched him i would look cool! it waws in the gut too. of course i felt really stupid and guilty afterwards but u have to understand how hot she was it was fucking ridiculous. i cant even find a pic of anyone as hot its just.. the face is just perfect indescribable. anywyz another time some guys were fighting and i was feeling protective of some girl i really liked and i tried to get into the fight and looked stupid.. and another time some nerd was fighting with me cuz he lost at street fighter and really he couldnt hurt me and i just tried to back away and stuff. similar things like that ever since. i punched my dad in the mouth once, he is a fucking retard but for some reason i cant shrug him off.. some kind of magical dad powers. makes me feel like .. very angry at him no matter what just by what he says its like being punched . yeah another time i punched this guy cuz he was calling me fag or something and pushing me into the girl's locker room, of course i have no friends and hate how i look so i just want to fucking kill them so yeah i punch him and he punches me and then i realize oh shit its a fight ill get expelled or something so even tho i really feel i coulda layed the smack down on him instead everyone thinks i lost the fight because he bruised me better or something but really i woulda liked to just kill him woulda been sweet. and uh.. i tink those are the only times ive ever been violent with human beings. ive broke some doors and stuff of course but they deserved it. im getting angry just remembering all this unfinished shit. some people deserve a hurting but unfortunately a hurting never seems to be enough for them. fuckers
of course imo ver ylittle of that is evil at all. oh yeah another time some guys came to fight me or something and they swung at me a few times and then left it was fucking retarded, they must have realized i was thristing for their blood on my driveway or whatever and that they were a couple of dorks who thought they were cool cuz they pick on the oversensitive person, of course people dont think like that these days do they? i think they learned their lesson after the big media coverage of columbine and etc. of course ppl who see me now dont even realize i was ilke that, except for my wonderful personality which doesnt seem to go with my appearance at all. of course the two never matched anyways with those who really knew me. maybe closer now than ever b4.. its just my skills suck. well not really.. just some habits i lack i have to think my way through things that other people dnot because they already have 20 yrs experience being full of shit
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On July 10 2004 13:55 Beyonder wrote:
Okay, this should be a funny thread (I don't care if its done before or not). Post multiple if you want to!
1. Imagine me really young, around 4 years old! I was eating raisins. I picked up a piece of bunny-poo and then offered it to my mom pretending it was a raisin. She actually ate it. Still mentions it on every birthday. :O
2. I once printed several goatse.cx pictures and dumped em in the gathering place of my high school. There was a huge crowd around them at one point, all saying stuff like 'ewwwww' 'omg' (only in Dutch^^)Also put one infront of my class on the board. Such a fucked up thing to do! Come to think of it, I once showed goatse to my mom too - she ran out of the room in lightning speed.
3. This dude kept on calling me names, making me so mad that I actually beat him up bad. At the end of the fight I grabbed him by the hair and knocked him against a wooden fence thingy. At this point his sister ran up to me as fast as she could (she was older than me, he was my age.) During the running process, when she came near me, I kicked her really hard in the stomache. She collapsed on the floor.
I later heard she had a broken rib and he had some concussion. >_<
hahahahaha ur one twisted person
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the most evil thing i did was when i went to my granmas, i would catch a bunch of frogs and burn them alive in a oven.
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oh yeah i never really tortured any animals or anything altho i dont think i quite had the opportunity plus i was too scared of being caught plus i like animals and i think they have feelings etc. but sometimes i kind of feel their skin and i just think how kewl it would be to hurt it maybe it would feel good but then i realize it would cut me up and everyone wuold hate me even more
i played that one game.. black and white, where u control a big animal and u can train it. i beat the shit out of mine.. it felt sweet
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gotta love how on the internet, everyone is the world's greatest fighter
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On July 12 2004 20:49 Refrain[FriZ] wrote:
2. yes there are some sick people here. like baal. god if you were in my school i'm one of those shy kids that secretly swear to vanquish evil people like you.
Yeah a couple of dudes that see me tell me omfg "you made my childhood impossible!", but most of them are "ok" now with me, or atleast they aparent that
Its funny that they never retaliate or anything, it only happened once, there was this friend wich i made fun of because he couldnt pronunce the "R" and also he was kinda like a moving punching bag but one day he got real pissed off and he rubbed his chocolate donut in my face LOL!, but i bought a few twinkies to have my revenge > lol
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Yeah one time i did a compete forward double spin and kicked some guy in the back of his head from the front of him.
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no i never got into any fights at all they were just really stupid ppls its not like any of them were strong or fast or smart.. at all. any of the ppl i was talking about. i dont know why u think that was the point of my post
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On July 12 2004 21:50 RuGbUg wrote:
gotta love how on the internet, everyone is the world's greatest fighter
rofl your sooooo right..... have you EVER heard anyone say they got there ass beat on the internet.... NO SIR..... They always seem to punish fuck there opponent cheeks spread no lube STYLEzZ
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im a pretty nice guy but my friends have done some fairly evil things, to name a few:
1. to break up with his girlfriend, my friend spit in a condom and threw it on her bed, no further explanation needed
2. got some big rat traps and buried them in the planters at our highschool with quarters on top, one person got snapped by it pretty damned hard
3. friend randomly pissed in a bunch of beer bottles at a party, said it was pretty funny watching the occasional person spit out their beer and look all confused
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On July 12 2004 22:03 SillyCat wrote: Show nested quote +On July 12 2004 21:50 RuGbUg wrote:
gotta love how on the internet, everyone is the world's greatest fighter rofl your sooooo right..... have you EVER heard anyone say they got there ass beat on the internet.... NO SIR..... They always seem to punish fuck there opponent cheeks spread no lube STYLEzZ
I have had my ass kicked many times. Heck, I even got beat up by a bunch of girls once. Being a midget in kindergarten sucks -_-
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I wonder if sending porn by email to my teachers is considered evil...
Im gonna steal some garden gnome (<- thats how babelfish called it :O) too but i haven't done that yet, plan is to put it back decapitated ... should be fun ^^.
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i once showed goatse to my mom too
oh my god beyonder =]
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When I was in kindergarden I built the bat mobile on the first day of school cuz I was scared of school. Then the teacher said it was clean up time and shwoed us how to clean up by putting away my bat mobile. So I threw a block and it hit her in the eye and she had to go to the hospital.
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There was this little shit head sitting in my chair once (yes, it was mine, I bought it, and brought it with me), and I told him to get out of my chair, as I wanted to sit in it. The little bastard wouldn't, so I start to scream, "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CHAIR!" He says, "I will, but only if I can listen to YOUR CD player." I told him to fuck himself, and get out of my chair. He still wouldn't get out. I walked around behind the kid, grabbed the back of the chair, and pulled as hard as I could. His head slammed on the ground, and I'd be amazed if I didn't give him a concussion. I then picked up the chair, dusted it off, and sat down as if nothing had happened.
In school we were playing "Ultimate Frisbee," and these two asses were cheating, stepping next to each other and tossing it real short. I finally got tired of seeing this, so I ran and knocked the one kid to the ground. The slam either broke his arm, or dislocated his shoulder, I really don't remember which.
There was this girl running in P.E. to talk to a teacher in the office, and just for fun I tripped her. She went flying.. I still think it was funny.
I once punched my brother in the ribs for pissing me off, and then told my parents he fell into a cabinet. I might have busted a rib, because he was hurting for quite sometime after that.
I punched my friend in the stomach for saying something, I don't recall what, but he kept saying it the whole way home in the car. I told him to shut the hell up, or he was going to get hurt when we got out of the car. He didn't, so I hit him, and knocked the wind out of him. I had actually pulled the punch, and he kind of walked into it...
Those aren't really all that "evil," just somewhat mean to do to people. All of them were done for a reason, though. (Except the tripping thing)
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Lots of people on this forum are dirty liars. Especially that liquid-nitrogen shaivng cream thing. Where the fuck did you get liquid-nitrogen from? Why not just put it in his car and stab it with a knife ~
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Me and a friend threw rotting tomatoes at this kid on my block. I don't remember why, just seemed like the thing to do.
This one guy slapped me in the face in school cafeteria, so after lunch when we went to the gymnasium I kicked him in the ribs. He cried and complained for 2 weeks he had a bruised rib and was going to sue me. That smelly motherfucker had it coming.
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Would stealing snacks from my mommy when she told me not to eat them because we are having dinner soon (this was when I was little) count? TT_TT
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I fed my piranha a 2.5 foot snake one day and told my friend about it. A couple months later my friend found a bunch of baby mice and put them in a cup. They must have just been born a little while ago they didn't have much hair and were all pink. They had not even opened their eyes yet. We brought them over to my house and put one in my huge aquarium filled with piranha. My piranha were huge by this time about 8 inches long but got spooked very easily because they were not trained well at the time. As the baby mouse one inch long hit the water it started skimming across the surface and while the piranha trailed it they would not attack. I knew the mouse had to be lower in the water so I took it out and tied a fishing sinker to the baby mouses tail. At this point we almost felt sorry for the fucker as we threw him back into the tank. He went down hard to the bottom and then began swimming up. The piranha began circling him as he desperately struggled but was held back by the large sinker. We thought they would take him out fast but no. My pussy ass piranha sat there as the poor guy slowly drowned to death. By slowly I mean it took him 5 minutes it was increadible. Several times I wanted to reach in and take him out but 10 piranha this big could take off my whole hand if they attacked right when I stuck it in. I felt so sorry for him I was almost in shock. We could see the end coming as his struggling became less and less until finally it just stopped and a bubble of air floated from his body to the surface. Not 10 seconds after the bubble floated up 4 of them went in and his body was gone in seconds. After that we felt so bad there was no way in hell we were gonna put the rest of those babies in.
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I don't care what you do, just don't hurt animals.
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On July 13 2004 12:20 KillerPenguin wrote:
I fed my piranha a 2.5 foot snake one day and told my friend about it. A couple months later my friend found a bunch of baby mice and put them in a cup. They must have just been born a little while ago they didn't have much hair and were all pink. They had not even opened their eyes yet. We brought them over to my house and put one in my huge aquarium filled with piranha. My piranha were huge by this time about 8 inches long but got spooked very easily because they were not trained well at the time. As the baby mouse one inch long hit the water it started skimming across the surface and while the piranha trailed it they would not attack. I knew the mouse had to be lower in the water so I took it out and tied a fishing sinker to the baby mouses tail. At this point we almost felt sorry for the fucker as we threw him back into the tank. He went down hard to the bottom and then began swimming up. The piranha began circling him as he desperately struggled but was held back by the large sinker. We thought they would take him out fast but no. My pussy ass piranha sat there as the poor guy slowly drowned to death. By slowly I mean it took him 5 minutes it was increadible. Several times I wanted to reach in and take him out but 10 piranha this big could take off my whole hand if they attacked right when I stuck it in. I felt so sorry for him I was almost in shock. We could see the end coming as his struggling became less and less until finally it just stopped and a bubble of air floated from his body to the surface. Not 10 seconds after the bubble floated up 4 of them went in and his body was gone in seconds. After that we felt so bad there was no way in hell we were gonna put the rest of those babies in.
I hope your death while be slow and painful.
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i've only really killed ants when i was little, not very many either, but i still feel bad about it.
oh, and me + commander[sb] are soOOoO mean to meta, but i don't feel bad about that for some reason.
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On July 13 2004 14:31 iD.Twisted wrote: Show nested quote +On July 13 2004 12:20 KillerPenguin wrote:
I fed my piranha a 2.5 foot snake one day and told my friend about it. A couple months later my friend found a bunch of baby mice and put them in a cup. They must have just been born a little while ago they didn't have much hair and were all pink. They had not even opened their eyes yet. We brought them over to my house and put one in my huge aquarium filled with piranha. My piranha were huge by this time about 8 inches long but got spooked very easily because they were not trained well at the time. As the baby mouse one inch long hit the water it started skimming across the surface and while the piranha trailed it they would not attack. I knew the mouse had to be lower in the water so I took it out and tied a fishing sinker to the baby mouses tail. At this point we almost felt sorry for the fucker as we threw him back into the tank. He went down hard to the bottom and then began swimming up. The piranha began circling him as he desperately struggled but was held back by the large sinker. We thought they would take him out fast but no. My pussy ass piranha sat there as the poor guy slowly drowned to death. By slowly I mean it took him 5 minutes it was increadible. Several times I wanted to reach in and take him out but 10 piranha this big could take off my whole hand if they attacked right when I stuck it in. I felt so sorry for him I was almost in shock. We could see the end coming as his struggling became less and less until finally it just stopped and a bubble of air floated from his body to the surface. Not 10 seconds after the bubble floated up 4 of them went in and his body was gone in seconds. After that we felt so bad there was no way in hell we were gonna put the rest of those babies in. I hope your death while be slow and painful.
Agreed
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On July 12 2004 22:03 SillyCat wrote: Show nested quote +On July 12 2004 21:50 RuGbUg wrote:
gotta love how on the internet, everyone is the world's greatest fighter rofl your sooooo right..... have you EVER heard anyone say they got there ass beat on the internet.... NO SIR..... They always seem to punish fuck there opponent cheeks spread no lube STYLEzZ
if i got my ass beat ever then i would say it.. but i havent, cuz im a pussy ok? wtf
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i fed up my piranhas with mice too, not bay ones but grown up, but my piranhas werent that passive, particullary in the night they were crazy, i bough 9 piranhas when they were babies less than 3in long, and only 2 survived, they eated the weaker ones ._.;
and i've got my ass beated too, but i've beated some ass too, sometimes you win sometimes you lose
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I went to high school with a guy named Scott. We worked at the same toy store at this time, for spare cash. He was known as a bit of an arrogant jerk, not very popular. Anyway, at work, we had a system. During our 15-minute breaks, one person would go to the nearby McDonald's and buy snacks for the rest of us. One day, when it was my turn to go on break, I decided to get revenge. I bought soda for the work crew, but then went into the McDonald's bathroom and heavily pissed into Scott's cup. After that, I put enough ice in his drink so that he would not easily notice. He drank the entire 24-ounce cup, as usual. What do you say to someone after they have drank a huge amount of your piss? He was always in denial about the incident, even after he was fired for being incompetent. Scott's parents kicked him out of the house abour 2 years later (strangely, for being incompetent). So, at least it's a story with a happy ending.
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so now with his life ruined with no job or family and tons of spare time he will plan his bloody revenge against the PEE bastard
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The most evil thing I've done is broke a guitar string
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