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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
Okay, this should be a funny thread (I don't care if its done before or not). Post multiple if you want to!
1. Imagine me really young, around 4 years old! I was eating raisins. I picked up a piece of bunny-poo and then offered it to my mom pretending it was a raisin. She actually ate it. Still mentions it on every birthday. :O
2. I once printed several goatse.cx pictures and dumped em in the gathering place of my high school. There was a huge crowd around them at one point, all saying stuff like 'ewwwww' 'omg' (only in Dutch^^)Also put one infront of my class on the board. Such a fucked up thing to do! Come to think of it, I once showed goatse to my mom too - she ran out of the room in lightning speed.
3. This dude kept on calling me names, making me so mad that I actually beat him up bad. At the end of the fight I grabbed him by the hair and knocked him against a wooden fence thingy. At this point his sister ran up to me as fast as she could (she was older than me, he was my age.) During the running process, when she came near me, I kicked her really hard in the stomache. She collapsed on the floor.
I later heard she had a broken rib and he had some concussion. >_<
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meh wish i coulds thinks of 1
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Beyonder pwns those girls
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When I was little I used to catch lizards, jump up into the air with them, and throw them into the ground as hard as I could on my way down. Thats pretty evil imo
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On July 10 2004 14:04 Eniram wrote: When I was little I used to catch lizards, jump up into the air with them, and throw them into the ground as hard as I could on my way down.  Thats pretty evil imo
Hahahha, I used to burn ants with a loop. That's quite similar. :O
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1. Took my cat, threw it up in the air so it made flips... (did it over my bed though), and I was like 12 or less, don't really remember. Still regret doing it though :/
2. Other than that, I'm a nice guy
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Well, when I was about 3 years old, I supposably picked up a metal toy thingy, and hit my older brother (who was around 8 years old) in the back of the head =X I don't remember this though.
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whoa thats crazy oh andbtw wats goatse?
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
On July 10 2004 14:12 PaRaDoxXx wrote: whoa thats crazy oh andbtw wats goatse?
urge..to..kill..rising..
(check your pm lol)
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i was once chasing after a cat that my friend owns, we chased it out to the street and it got ran over, and i mean like *SPLAT!!* ran over. now there's a big black stain of the road so we never forget.
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wait i think i gots one not sure if its the evilist tho ... i got a bb gun snuck over in the backyard where my parents where having a huge party and started shooting random people and shoot some guy in the eye.... i dont regret it cus he was a assholes anyway
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On July 10 2004 14:12 PaRaDoxXx wrote: whoa thats crazy oh andbtw wats goatse?
Its a disgusting picture of a gay dude stretching his arse hole very big .
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Sweden33719 Posts
I threw a chair at my little brother when I was three -_- Literally THREW -.- I guess I missed though (thankfully)
Oh and I almost strangled someone in like 1st grade, entirely by mistake though T_T Was a bit scary, he was ruining stuff we were building and I was gonna carry him out and apparently I put on a choke hold I mean~ not like he was close to dying but still scary..
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On July 10 2004 14:16 jtan wrote: yeah..whats goatse?
you're a wannabe =]
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I stole all my friends passwords and checked their email
:D all forwards nothing good waste of time and some of them found out !
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1: There is a library near my house and they have DVD racks right by the door with the DVD's in side of them so me and my friend wee low on cash so we took like 10 each and sold them for 100$ all together, funny thing was we sold them back to the library.
2: Took a little packet of cream cheese and smeared it on this chinese kids hair.
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when i was around 6 me and my friend found a frog in the back yard. we then started throwing it in the air and hiting it with a bat when it came back down. i think of it to this day and feel very bad for doing that. poor frog.
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