pretty recent one

me and my roommate were to finish up an (important) report, in the middle of the night we called a girl from our group saying we wouldn't finish in time, she freaked out.

we were kinda drunk too. celebrating our newly finished report.

mensrea

Canada5062 Posts

July 10 2004 06:22 GMT

#42

ahaha so evil... trying to be like your namesake...

Refrain[FriZ]

Canada4337 Posts

July 10 2004 06:24 GMT

#43

the frog one is the worst so far T_T

DreamOfVision

Poland318 Posts

July 10 2004 06:27 GMT

#44

oo speaking of pranks on people who are sleeping, me and my 2 korean buds took a polish sausage and put on a lubricated condom on it. Then we put it on this kids pillow (on the side), and he slept through the entire time. we took pictures and all, ill ask my friend if i can get them from him and post them on here. Anyway when he woke up he whipped his mouth looked up, looked down, and said "oh fuck".

Live2Win

United States6657 Posts

July 10 2004 06:28 GMT

#45

haha funny.... like 7 or more years ago...

I use to catch grasshoppers with my friends... THEN REMOVE THEIR LEGS SO THEY CAN'T JUMP!!!

and...

Me and my friends were planning to through a brick at this kid... but little did I know they were just joking.... hmm I was like 3, but I through it... and it hit him in the head... and he bled, I ran, got cought... rest was a blurr =/

I'm a good boy now!(i think...)

StoneR

Spain1252 Posts

July 10 2004 06:30 GMT

#46

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SnoopySnacks

Tarsonis903 Posts

July 10 2004 06:31 GMT

#47

When I was about 9 our cat did a doodoo on my carpet so I picked it up with a coal shovel and threw it into our neighbours kitchen. They never found out where it came from..

NoobSaibot

United States588 Posts

July 10 2004 06:31 GMT

#48

ok lets NOT start speaking of pranks (most of which will end up as BS or just lame), but rather proving that man really is born evil after all. I took my my cat and swung it around in circles by the tail a couple of times. I also flipped him over on to my bed a few times, soft landing, but fast spinning. Finally i threw him off the roof of our house a couple of times, he always seemed ok like it didnt phase him though. Then i was forever nice to him. I think thats it really.

choader

United States487 Posts

July 10 2004 06:32 GMT

#49

When I was much younger I put a frog in the end of the hose that goes on the faucet, and a sprinkler on the other end. When I turned on the water, the frog went to the sprinkler, which dismembered it.

In 9th grade some of my friends (myself not included) invented the concept of a Burrito Slap. It involves unwrapping a school-lunch bean&beef burrito and slapping someone with it so it explodes on him. Anyway, a friend did this to someone from behind, then ran away screaming "donkey! donkey!" It stained the kid's clothes.

StoneR

Spain1252 Posts

July 10 2004 06:35 GMT

#50

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Muhweli

Finland5328 Posts

July 10 2004 06:42 GMT

#51

I pooed on the carpet yesterday

Hot_Bid

Braavos36390 Posts

July 10 2004 06:46 GMT

#52

when i was 5 i went into this public bathroom and the toilet was too big for me so i tried to poop with my underwear on but i forgot that you pee at the same time so i peed my underwear and then flushed it down the toilet and ran the hell out of there.

StoneR

Spain1252 Posts

July 10 2004 06:52 GMT

#53

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drift0ut

United Kingdom691 Posts

July 10 2004 06:55 GMT

#54

GOD DAMMIT I WAS EATING ICE CREAM YOU GUYS HAVE TOTALLY WRECKED IT

AK-Nemesis

2005 Posts

July 10 2004 07:01 GMT

#55

when i was first grade, i used to chase this chubby kid from another class who was also a first grader every recess, every day when i see him on the hallway. i dont remember why i did that, i dont even remember what i did to him when i caught up with him, but i know i was pretty skinny, so probably ran reasonably faster than him.

one day, i watched a movie about a fat mentally retarded kid getting picked on by others all the time and i suddenly felt guilty. never went after him ever since...

SojT

United States789 Posts

July 10 2004 07:07 GMT

#56

when we were in 8th grade some at a pary type thing this kid was being a big fag to everyone so when he went to bed we got a broom stick a condom and some lube and shoved it up his ass.
he started bleeding and i felt bad

Dez

Sweden159 Posts

July 10 2004 07:09 GMT

#57

donno if its as bad as yours, as you all seems to be ghettoblasters but ive shot a few ppl and beat up my granny every once in a while..
also robbed a few banks, but i donno if that counts as evil

Beyonder

Netherlands15103 Posts

July 10 2004 07:09 GMT

#58

On July 10 2004 15:42 Muhweli wrote:
I pooed on the carpet yesterday

On July 10 2004 16:09 Dez wrote:
donno if its as bad as yours, as you all seems to be ghettoblasters but ive shot a few ppl and beat up my granny every once in a while..
also robbed a few banks, but i donno if that counts as evil

wow the funny has been found.

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User_2

Russian Federation1020 Posts

July 10 2004 07:12 GMT

#59

On July 10 2004 16:07 SojT wrote:
when we were in 8th grade some at a pary type thing this kid was being a big fag to everyone so when he went to bed we got a broom stick a condom and some lube and shoved it up his ass.
he started bleeding and i felt bad

Hahahahahahahahahahaha