Me and a friend threw rotting tomatoes at this kid on my block. I don't remember why, just seemed like the thing to do.

This one guy slapped me in the face in school cafeteria, so after lunch when we went to the gymnasium I kicked him in the ribs. He cried and complained for 2 weeks he had a bruised rib and was going to sue me. That smelly motherfucker had it coming.

XDawn

Canada4040 Posts

July 13 2004 03:15 GMT

#222

Would stealing snacks from my mommy when she told me not to eat them because we are having dinner soon (this was when I was little) count? TT_TT

KillerPenguin

United States516 Posts

July 13 2004 03:20 GMT

#223

I fed my piranha a 2.5 foot snake one day and told my friend about it. A couple months later my friend found a bunch of baby mice and put them in a cup. They must have just been born a little while ago they didn't have much hair and were all pink. They had not even opened their eyes yet. We brought them over to my house and put one in my huge aquarium filled with piranha. My piranha were huge by this time about 8 inches long but got spooked very easily because they were not trained well at the time. As the baby mouse one inch long hit the water it started skimming across the surface and while the piranha trailed it they would not attack. I knew the mouse had to be lower in the water so I took it out and tied a fishing sinker to the baby mouses tail. At this point we almost felt sorry for the fucker as we threw him back into the tank. He went down hard to the bottom and then began swimming up. The piranha began circling him as he desperately struggled but was held back by the large sinker. We thought they would take him out fast but no. My pussy ass piranha sat there as the poor guy slowly drowned to death. By slowly I mean it took him 5 minutes it was increadible. Several times I wanted to reach in and take him out but 10 piranha this big could take off my whole hand if they attacked right when I stuck it in. I felt so sorry for him I was almost in shock. We could see the end coming as his struggling became less and less until finally it just stopped and a bubble of air floated from his body to the surface. Not 10 seconds after the bubble floated up 4 of them went in and his body was gone in seconds. After that we felt so bad there was no way in hell we were gonna put the rest of those babies in.

tomson

Poland641 Posts

July 13 2004 03:46 GMT

#224

I don't care what you do, just don't hurt animals.

Twisted

Netherlands13554 Posts

July 13 2004 05:31 GMT

#225

On July 13 2004 12:20 KillerPenguin wrote:
I fed my piranha a 2.5 foot snake one day and told my friend about it. A couple months later my friend found a bunch of baby mice and put them in a cup. They must have just been born a little while ago they didn't have much hair and were all pink. They had not even opened their eyes yet. We brought them over to my house and put one in my huge aquarium filled with piranha. My piranha were huge by this time about 8 inches long but got spooked very easily because they were not trained well at the time. As the baby mouse one inch long hit the water it started skimming across the surface and while the piranha trailed it they would not attack. I knew the mouse had to be lower in the water so I took it out and tied a fishing sinker to the baby mouses tail. At this point we almost felt sorry for the fucker as we threw him back into the tank. He went down hard to the bottom and then began swimming up. The piranha began circling him as he desperately struggled but was held back by the large sinker. We thought they would take him out fast but no. My pussy ass piranha sat there as the poor guy slowly drowned to death. By slowly I mean it took him 5 minutes it was increadible. Several times I wanted to reach in and take him out but 10 piranha this big could take off my whole hand if they attacked right when I stuck it in. I felt so sorry for him I was almost in shock. We could see the end coming as his struggling became less and less until finally it just stopped and a bubble of air floated from his body to the surface. Not 10 seconds after the bubble floated up 4 of them went in and his body was gone in seconds. After that we felt so bad there was no way in hell we were gonna put the rest of those babies in.

I hope your death while be slow and painful.

Ryan307 :)

United States1289 Posts

July 13 2004 05:49 GMT

#226

i've only really killed ants when i was little, not very many either, but i still feel bad about it.

oh, and me + commander[sb] are soOOoO mean to meta, but i don't feel bad about that for some reason.

Eniram

Sudan3166 Posts

July 13 2004 05:59 GMT

#227

On July 13 2004 14:31 iD.Twisted wrote:

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I hope your death while be slow and painful.

Agreed

STIMEY d okgm fish

Canada6140 Posts

July 13 2004 07:06 GMT

#228

On July 12 2004 22:03 SillyCat wrote:

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rofl your sooooo right..... have you EVER heard anyone say they got there ass beat on the internet.... NO SIR..... They always seem to punish fuck there opponent cheeks spread no lube STYLEzZ

if i got my ass beat ever then i would say it.. but i havent, cuz im a pussy ok? wtf

baal

10673 Posts

July 13 2004 07:24 GMT

#229

i fed up my piranhas with mice too, not bay ones but grown up, but my piranhas werent that passive, particullary in the night they were crazy, i bough 9 piranhas when they were babies less than 3in long, and only 2 survived, they eated the weaker ones ._.;

and i've got my ass beated too, but i've beated some ass too, sometimes you win sometimes you lose

splat

Seychelles358 Posts

July 13 2004 07:59 GMT

#230

I went to high school with a guy named Scott. We worked at the same toy store at this time, for spare cash. He was known as a bit of an arrogant jerk, not very popular. Anyway, at work, we had a system. During our 15-minute breaks, one person would go to the nearby McDonald's and buy snacks for the rest of us. One day, when it was my turn to go on break, I decided to get revenge. I bought soda for the work crew, but then went into the McDonald's bathroom and heavily pissed into Scott's cup. After that, I put enough ice in his drink so that he would not easily notice. He drank the entire 24-ounce cup, as usual. What do you say to someone after they have drank a huge amount of your piss? He was always in denial about the incident, even after he was fired for being incompetent. Scott's parents kicked him out of the house abour 2 years later (strangely, for being incompetent). So, at least it's a story with a happy ending.