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On July 10 2004 17:07 Shredder wrote: My neighbor kicked my dog at the end of my driveway.
I climbed his fence and smacked his dog in the head with a shovel.. it died 2 days later
Awww.... you should have hit the neighbor not the dog!
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Um...Probally when I was about four/five, I used to go into my backyard, catch as many lightning bugs in a jar as I could, and watch them slowly wink out.
I actually didn't know they were dying though. :/
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WHen I was in 3rd grade there was this fat kid who had Asthma, and noone liked him. He was also constantly constipated and always smelled of poop. So one day we stole his inhaler and hid it. Well, he ended needing it, and he got hysterical and thought he was gonna die, after about 3 mins of him rolling on the floor and crying in hysteria, we gave it back to him.
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I remember another mean thing we did back when i was 9. There was this 10 year old girl in the class above us. "bitch" would describe her behaivor preyyy well.,.;; Anyway..me + 2 friends asked her if she wanted to come and play with us at our treehouse (there was some trees behind the school), and she got very happy because nobody wanted to play with her really. And when 3 mean guys+1 happy bitch came to the trees we tied her up in a tree and told her how much we hated her...she started to cry, and then the bell rang and we 3 guys went back to lessons. The teachers wonderred where the girl was and we said we didnt know. About an hour later they found her but she didnt dare to tell them who did it.
Thats PURE evil really..i really regret doing that
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I threw a chair at a guy in my class during philosophy class,hit a girls arm instead...was suspended for a day.
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On July 10 2004 17:07 Shredder wrote: My neighbor kicked my dog at the end of my driveway.
I climbed his fence and smacked his dog in the head with a shovel.. it died 2 days later Thats not so evil..thats legal revenge. My neighbors hates my cat and therefor i hate my neighbors. I love my cat more then my neighbors, so If neighbors would kill my cat..i would...well probably not kill them..but I would want to. I would probably throw a bunch of rocks at their car or somthn
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On July 10 2004 17:07 Shredder wrote: My neighbor kicked my dog at the end of my driveway.
I climbed his fence and smacked his dog in the head with a shovel.. it died 2 days later
He was a dumb asshole to kick your dog, but your worse.
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right jtan, you would be getting revenge against the people who did it, not their pets. But you were indeed a pretty twisted mother fucker with the torture chamber for insects thing.
3 mean guys +1 happy bitch came to the trees we tied her up lol! Ashcroft is fighting porn of this nature.
I forgot, i also once poored a bottle of ajax into the schools super expensive very large high quality fish tank, and killed them all. But i didnt know they would die, i just felt the urge to poor shit in there. I left and didnt even see what happened, thought it was a waste. Then i hear the tank is overflowing with foam and the fish are dead, the teachers panicked and 5 of them actually rushed what were left to the ocean to try and save them. Cant remember what kind they were, but musta been expensive or rare, b/c it was a huge event when we got the thing. And an even bigger event when they had the assembly to find who did it. All my friends telling me if they ever found out who, theyd kick his ass and shit. So i had to play along, nobody ever knew though.
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On July 10 2004 18:19 NoobSaibot wrote: right jtan, you would be getting revenge against the people who did it, not their pets. But you were indeed a pretty twisted mother fucker with the torture chamber for insects thing. lol! Ashcroft is fighting porn of this nature. I forgot, i also once poored a bottle of ajax into the schools super expensive very large high quality fish tank, and killed them all. But i didnt know they would die, i just felt the urge to poor shit in there. I left and didnt even see what happened, thought it was a waste. Then i hear the tank is overflowing with foam and the fish are dead, the teachers panicked and 5 of them actually rushed what were left to the ocean to try and save them. Cant remember what kind they were, but musta been expensive or rare, b/c it was a huge event when we got the thing. And an even bigger event when they had the assembly to find who did it. All my friends telling me if they ever found out who, theyd kick his ass and shit. So i had to play along, nobody ever knew though. Haha..you made that quote look really fun^^ Nice fishtank thingy btw
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Yeah the shovel to the head of that dog is scary. I mean I would take the shovel to the neighbors head if I would even resort to that.
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this one time when i was like 5 years i was sitting on the subway with my mom and there was a black guy sitting right in front of us, and i said: "look mom, a monkey".
only evil thing i can think of that's funny, all of the other ones are just pure mean shitty things.
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ahhh so many things i could put here. heres 2 of em i can think of at the moment: when i was 7 or 8 i pushed my little brothers walker (with him in it) down the stairs, and laughed at the way his little baby head bounced around. he hit his head on the tiles at the bottom and it wasnt so funny, but luckily he was alright.
also, (i swear to god this is true) i had a teacher who was a real dick, so me and my friend broke into his classroom one night and i took a shit on his desk, it was all liquidy and nasty because right before that we were in the snackbar and i drank 1/2 cup of concentrated liquid chocolate for the chocolate milk... man that fucked me up
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On July 10 2004 18:35 lastas wrote: this one time when i was like 5 years i was sitting on the subway with my mom and there was a black guy sitting right in front of us, and i said: "look mom, a monkey".
only evil thing i can think of that's funny, all of the other ones are just pure mean shitty things. Saying that puts your mother in a very uncomfortable situation >.<
And...were it supposed to be funny? I didnt really read it all.
Glacier: what did teacher say? or do?
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he never found out who did it for sure, (at least not untill i left that school) and didnt mention it the next day in class. i remember barely keeping myself from laughing uncontrollably in his face the next day. about a year later i got in trouble because my friend told his brother who couldnt keep his trap shut about all the stuff we'd done (this incident was only the tip of the iceburg) and we ended up getting in quite a bit of trouble (juvie for 2 weeks and 200 hours of community service for me)
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Vandalized a kid's house/car with some other kids. No real reason, just did it.
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On July 10 2004 18:51 gLyo wrote: Vandalized a kid's house/car with some other kids. No real reason, just did it. Welcome to america
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This thread is why you don't fuck with TeamLiquid.
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oh heres another one: (also true, i swear!) i once told a girl (during intercourse) that the only way she could truly satisfy me was if she was dead and that everytime i closed my eyes i was pretending she was a coprse. still makes me laugh just thinking about it
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