The Korean Commercials Thread

On March 22 2009 14:26 Empyrean wrote:
Guy is retarded. He's playing piano, does pushups, puts his finger into coffee. Ok new commercial. This guy has no game. Girl wants in his pants, but guy is retarded. Oh look thought bubbles. Cappucino snack! That's all it takes! Ok now they're having wild animal sex in her apartment.

One part of the above was false.

Ok some guy is golfing and somehow it has to deal with shaving. The best a man can get! Gilette. Zombies again ok this is just like that last commercial with the ninja helicopter massive worm coming out of the side of a building thing. It looks pretty epic though.

On November 22 2008 18:35 Empyrean wrote:
Spycam spying on random people walking down the street. Very familiar song playing, but I forgot what.

OSHIT FOREIGNERS. And one of them looks really, really awkward. The guy. Oh, the commercial's repeating again. Deja vu. There must be something wrong with the matrix. Oh she's training for elle magazine Korea. Oh hi Amit! You're so cool! <_<_<_<_<_<...hey! Street style! You ACTUALLY HAVE NONE WHAT THE FUCK STOP INTERVIEWING HIM. What the hell he's twenty five? Looks more like forty. Oh hahaha, weird arrangement of Scott Joplin is playing.

Prada loafers and prada pants/belt/shirt and prada cardigan/tie and glasses do nothing for him. What a label whore. He doesn't even look that stylish.

Uh oh stream's down again.

On December 16 2008 14:42 Empyrean wrote:
Wentworth Miller! Enjoy the premium. French Cafe.

Guy has an pallette pasted to his brian. There are words on it.

Woman looking confusedly in a field. Oh wow, some guy flips on a bike.

Woman is unconcious on a mat. Oh she wakes up. Here is a naked baby. JOHNSONS BABY SOOTHING NATURALS. Baby finally smiles. Also the bottle looks like a dildo.

Oh shit Bruce Lee killing people, making weird noises. Kind of like always.

Water is moving like an amoeba, going into an almond. Weird. LOTION TIME.

Intence guy on an avalance. Oh shit here comes a FUCKING SNOW SHARK WHAT THE HELL. There are lots of english commercials this time around.

Three middle aged Korean women enjoying coffee. Girly looking guy comes in with a cup of coffee.

Oh look here's a fat guy in a convertable. Let's go clean his car and give him a massage! Weird.

Random zombie thing lurges toward the screen. Oh no! He clenches his fist.

Gameclip. Sponsored by prius. Shiny thing. Weird doll girl running to weird ninja thing. Lots of characters. What the fuck is a little girl doing there she's going to get broken by these gundam things. OH EVIL PURPLE ENERGY FLYING OUT. Here are some clips of gameplay. Looks kind of like wow. Lots of enemies miss some girl. 342 damage! Wow ok 2913 damage from gundams with spears. Looks like they own. Oh wait, prius isn't the car.

Ok back to the games. Disappointing commercials.

On August 20 2010 10:56 MorningMusume11 wrote:
Where Korean commercials get kinda bizzare lol (Plus Seo DanBi is hillarious)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwhoGWLcjt8