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VTArlock
United States1763 Posts
http://us.blizzard.com/store/details.xml?id=1100000922 http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/equipmentpotency.xml http://us.blizzard.com/diablo3/community/merchandise/gamerblanket/index.xml For those who don't remember last years epic "terra-tron" here is a youtube link So, Happy hunting, lets find out what blizz has done for 2010. I will update the OP as soon as things are found. EDIT: On a sidenote if you go to google.com it says "topeka" where google should be. | ||
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CKSide
United States223 Posts
Hopefully they put it out soon, i'm anxious to see what it is. =D | ||
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KinosJourney2
Sweden1811 Posts
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VTArlock
United States1763 Posts
On April 01 2010 18:19 KinosJourney2 wrote: I believe they are giving out fake-keys, im not 100% sure though. Theres another thread where some people have gotten keys and are suspecting it's a aprils fools joke on blizzards part. Ya I've read a little bit about that, but I dont think blizzard would do that, thats a little messed up and would only make fans/possible consumers upset. Really nothing funny about it. | ||
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AdunToridas
Germany380 Posts
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XeliN
United Kingdom1755 Posts
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anch
United States5457 Posts
Latest news Mar. 29. still nothing. Maybe they will release a temporary SC2 imbalance patch. Terran -SCV increased hp from 45 to 100 -SCV now do 100 damage + 50 buildings. | ||
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VTArlock
United States1763 Posts
On April 01 2010 18:21 XeliN wrote: I seriously hope the terra-tron is in the single player campaign I can almost promise you it will not be. Lets focus on this year terra-tron albeit was awesome as hell, its old news. I keep searching all over battle.net and blizzard.com and I cant find anything. On April 01 2010 18:23 anch wrote: darn i was hoping to get a good laugh before i sleep. Latest news Mar. 29. still nothing. Maybe they will release a temporary SC2 imbalance patch. Terran -SCV increased hp from 45 to 100 -SCV now do 100 damage + 50 buildings. O god please no... + Show Spoiler + How about warpgate research only takes 4 seconds to complete and zealots cost 10 minerals...gg PvP...and PvZ...and PvT | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
-5 damage on the broodlords in an attempt to balance them. Was fucking hilarious. | ||
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CKSide
United States223 Posts
On April 01 2010 18:23 anch wrote: darn i was hoping to get a good laugh before i sleep. Latest news Mar. 29. still nothing. Maybe they will release a temporary SC2 imbalance patch. Terran -SCV increased hp from 45 to 100 -SCV now do 100 damage + 50 buildings. eh, given it's beta, and they're working on the kinks, I don't think they'll take that approach. Maybe this time something to do with Diablo 3? Due the the fact that sc2 beta is drawing all our attention and they wanna do something sneaky sneaky. | ||
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Jenia6109
Russian Federation1612 Posts
Protoss Mothership now has Black Hole and Planet Cracker Zerg Ultralisk replaced by Brutalisk Terran Brand new unit: Terratron | ||
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VTArlock
United States1763 Posts
On April 01 2010 18:24 {88}iNcontroL wrote: uh? Blizzard did their april fools joke a long time ago.. -5 damage on the broodlords in an attempt to balance them. Was fucking hilarious. hahaha Agreed, broodlords are still imba. | ||
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Rodiel
France573 Posts
- Can scv give him ressources ? - how can he move because of planetary fortress ? fcking imba btw | ||
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VTArlock
United States1763 Posts
On April 01 2010 18:49 Rodiel wrote: Some very important question because he got a planetary fortress in his head - Can scv give him ressources ? - how can he move because of planetary fortress ? fcking imba btw /facepalm | ||
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Adeeler
United Kingdom764 Posts
On April 01 2010 18:24 {88}iNcontroL wrote: uh? Blizzard did their april fools joke a long time ago.. -5 damage on the broodlords in an attempt to balance them. Was fucking hilarious. hehehe | ||
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Boundz(DarKo)
5311 Posts
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keV.
United States3214 Posts
On April 01 2010 18:24 {88}iNcontroL wrote: uh? Blizzard did their april fools joke a long time ago.. -5 damage on the broodlords in an attempt to balance them. Was fucking hilarious. Oh you... | ||
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aiyeeta
United States199 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/2082/img0569e.jpg) | ||
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VTArlock
United States1763 Posts
User was temp-banned for this post | ||
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aiyeeta
United States199 Posts
On April 01 2010 19:13 TheComeback wrote: To ^, is this an actual contribution or are you just being annoying? Im guessing its just you being an idiot as due to the spoiler... Being an idiot? You wanted a damned Blizzard April Fools thread and you call me an idiot for keeping with the spirit of the holiday? Get bent. | ||
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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Hot_Bid
Braavos36375 Posts
On April 01 2010 19:13 TheComeback wrote: To ^, is this an actual contribution or are you just being annoying? Im guessing its just you being an idiot as due to the spoiler... You might think his joke isn't funny, but its still something done in good faith. There's no reason to call him an idiot, especially in a thread that's meant to be light hearted and joking. | ||
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rainei
Canada1316 Posts
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Ftrunkz
Australia2474 Posts
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AdunToridas
Germany380 Posts
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Boundz(DarKo)
5311 Posts
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ven
Germany332 Posts
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FusionCutter
Canada974 Posts
On April 01 2010 19:58 Boundz(DarKo) wrote: SC2 is obviously the joke. Ouch. | ||
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konadora
Singapore66163 Posts
On April 01 2010 19:58 Boundz(DarKo) wrote: SC2 is obviously the joke. 5/5 | ||
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x2fst
1272 Posts
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Mystlord
United States10264 Posts
On April 01 2010 19:58 Boundz(DarKo) wrote: SC2 is obviously the joke. *Gives this man a cookie* GJ. | ||
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Davee
United States38 Posts
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/equipmentpotency.xml anything else? | ||
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Sc2ggRise
United States607 Posts
5,000minerals, 5,000 gas | ||
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keV.
United States3214 Posts
On April 01 2010 20:35 Davee wrote: http://us.blizzard.com/store/details.xml?id=1100000922 http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/equipmentpotency.xml anything else? Hahaha. The bars. | ||
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cascades
Singapore6122 Posts
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Avius
Iraq1796 Posts
haha, very funny :D | ||
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UdderChaos
United Kingdom707 Posts
http://us.blizzard.com/store/details.xml?id=1100000922 Lol a Battle.net Neural Interface ^^ | ||
CTStalker
Canada9720 Posts
On April 01 2010 20:35 Davee wrote: http://us.blizzard.com/store/details.xml?id=1100000922 http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/equipmentpotency.xml anything else? hahaha the acronym | ||
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Mystlord
United States10264 Posts
Credit goes to aers for pointing it out  | ||
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Davee
United States38 Posts
On April 01 2010 20:56 Mystlord wrote: http://us.blizzard.com/diablo3/community/merchandise/gamerblanket/index.xml Credit goes to aers for pointing it out awesome! haha | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
But wait, there's more!!!.999_ | ||
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DoomBacon
United States165 Posts
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Amber[LighT]
United States5078 Posts
On April 01 2010 20:54 UdderChaos wrote: Blizzards second april fools: http://us.blizzard.com/store/details.xml?id=1100000922 Lol a Battle.net Neural Interface ^^ ooh personal in-game pet. sounds nice  | ||
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keV.
United States3214 Posts
On April 01 2010 20:56 Mystlord wrote: http://us.blizzard.com/diablo3/community/merchandise/gamerblanket/index.xml Credit goes to aers for pointing it out LMAO, The sad thing is.... I would absolutely buy both of those. | ||
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Hyde
Australia14568 Posts
On April 01 2010 20:54 UdderChaos wrote: Blizzards second april fools: http://us.blizzard.com/store/details.xml?id=1100000922 Lol a Battle.net Neural Interface ^^ •Mostly Unobstrusive – Take your Battle.net Neural Interface wherever you play World of Warcraft and have the satisfaction of knowing that you will only receive a few questioning glances. hahahahahahahahahaha | ||
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Golden Ghost
Netherlands1041 Posts
I would really love to have this. Considering it has enough boring stories to not become repetitive | ||
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zuqbu
Germany797 Posts
On April 01 2010 21:37 Golden Ghost wrote: http://us.blizzard.com/diablo3/community/merchandise/gps/index.xml I would really love to have this. Considering it has enough boring stories to not become repetitive just wanted to post this, the samples are so good :D You've got quite a treasure there in that GPS navigation system. | ||
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jeebuzzx
Canada365 Posts
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uNiGNoRe
Germany1115 Posts
Epic graphics. I'd play it. | ||
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FSP.Siggy
Canada138 Posts
On April 01 2010 20:56 Mystlord wrote: http://us.blizzard.com/diablo3/community/merchandise/gamerblanket/index.xml Credit goes to aers for pointing it out Why is her mouse on the left side? | ||
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uNiGNoRe
Germany1115 Posts
Maybe for the same reason why she's reading the magazine upside down. | ||
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NeoLearner
Belgium1847 Posts
"Do not transmute with Wirt's Leg and Tome of Town Portal." LOL | ||
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Savio
United States1850 Posts
http://us.blizzard.com/en-us/games/mobile/ Blizz's newest game: ![[image loading]](http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/mobile/qq_dialog_t.jpg) * Sweeping saxophone soundtrack * Literary consultation from “A Couple of Dudes from Mar Sara” * Comes on 17 floppy disks * A revolutionary Digital Rights Management (DRM) scheme in 5 easy steps: o Open the Spin-A-Spacer DRM application on any smart phone* o Line up the spacer faces to reveal the page/word matrix value o Consult your player guide / lore manual, and turn to the appropriate page o Use the special 3d lenticular glasses to decode the margin text and find the keyword passphrase o Enter the special passphrase into the on-screen prompt o Speak “OK” clearly and audibly into the device’s audio input o ENJOY! (Occassionally, you may be asked to call a toll-free 800 number to verify your identity) And more: ![[image loading]](http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/mobile/bt2_hoverlamborghini_t.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/mobile/bt2_skarlac_t.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/mobile/bt2_boss_battle_t.jpg) lol Kerrigan: ![[image loading]](http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/mobile/qq_adventure_t.jpg) | ||
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DoomBacon
United States165 Posts
On April 01 2010 22:19 NeoLearner wrote: You noticed the mouse before the magazine? That's the start of a problem right there "Do not transmute with Wirt's Leg and Tome of Town Portal." LOL That takes you to the cow pillow level. | ||
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InterWill
Sweden117 Posts
The picture is mirrored, the keyboard has the keypad on the left side too. | ||
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Chuiu
3470 Posts
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theqat
United States2856 Posts
On April 01 2010 23:06 Chuiu wrote: Seriously, who here wants to play Blackthorne 2 after those screens? Who's with me? The game looks pimp! Yeah, I would play it. Don't have an apple thingy though Where are the SC2 jokes?! | ||
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lololol
5198 Posts
hahahaha | ||
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AdunToridas
Germany380 Posts
![[image loading]](http://us.blizzard.com/_images/games/mobile/bnet-retro-auth.jpg) This is GREAT. | ||
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grrrrrrrrrrr
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forelmashi
421 Posts
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Niten
United States598 Posts
On April 02 2010 00:27 forelmashi wrote: http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html This is hilarious!! EDIT: Keep the search bar running, some funny one-liners come up! | ||
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Kyhol
Canada2574 Posts
http://eu.blizzard.com/en-gb/games/mobile/ | ||
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AdunToridas
Germany380 Posts
When I go 8-pool with 6 lings for an early econ-harass, I want my partner to be able to follow me with a 4-gate-zealot-rush. This is hilarious xD | ||
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Kaniol
Poland5551 Posts
A revolutionary Digital Rights Management (DRM) scheme in 5 easy steps: Open the Spin-A-Spacer DRM application on any smart phone* Line up the spacer faces to reveal the page/word matrix value Consult your player guide / lore manual, and turn to the appropriate page Use the special 3d lenticular glasses to decode the margin text and find the keyword passphrase Enter the special passphrase into the on-screen prompt Speak “OK” clearly and audibly into the device’s audio input ENJOY! (Occassionally, you may be asked to call a toll-free 800 number to verify your identity) FIVE! Steps! :D:D Lol this is such a mockery of DRM hahaha | ||
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wishbones
Canada2600 Posts
On April 01 2010 20:36 Sc2ggRise wrote: looooool that was an awesome as video. god damn i wish i could make that unit. 5,000minerals, 5,000 gas they would have to make something for the zerg, theres already a mothership on protoss just need soem new spells. and Balanced! i cud see it happening in a new patch! jk, april fools! | ||
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HaXXspetten
Sweden15718 Posts
On April 02 2010 00:27 forelmashi wrote: http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html LOL, amazing! | ||
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wishbones
Canada2600 Posts
omg wow click the video lawlawlawl my friend have tried to find these guys for me, but always be someone who doesnt know how to micro , or even choke properly. LOL@ sc2 T music playing thruout the vid. | ||
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
On April 02 2010 00:27 forelmashi wrote: http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html hahahahh ROFL starcraft wins again this year | ||
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wishbones
Canada2600 Posts
 I thought it waas real and clicked search but it never stopped looking, just these wierd error msg's after it reached 100% anyone else have the same problem? I relaly want to find myself a lvl30 night elf babe. lawlawl. On a side note, the business woman asian girl was kinda hot, id like to make SC2 nerds on that desk for sure.  | ||
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GGTeMpLaR
United States7226 Posts
they should have had most of the video be like that | ||
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KobraKay
Portugal4231 Posts
Rofl blizzard good job! Someone to pwn noobs with! And by the way hello TL | ||
Kinky
United States4126 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
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cyberspace
Canada955 Posts
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Integra
Sweden5626 Posts
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tube
United States1475 Posts
lmao | ||
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DoomBacon
United States165 Posts
On April 02 2010 01:33 tube wrote: Car Mechanic Guy: "When I go 8pool with 6 lings for early econ harass, I want my partner to be able to follow me with a 4 gate zealot rush." lmao I want to be able to get up 4 gates in the time you can get 6 lings with a 8 pool O.o... But yeah, the matchmaking thing is like 283091238 times better than last years imo XD | ||
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Goshawk.
United Kingdom5338 Posts
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Amber[LighT]
United States5078 Posts
On April 02 2010 00:27 forelmashi wrote: http://us.battle.net/matchmaking.html wow seriously that's pretty awesome  | ||
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KOFgokuon
United States14893 Posts
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Graham
Canada1259 Posts
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Mavkar
Germany592 Posts
#SC2 4.QSZI CSY MR LYQERMXC. | ||
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Kaniol
Poland5551 Posts
On April 02 2010 02:07 Mavkar wrote: Can anyone decode the latest Tweet? #SC2 4.QSZI CSY MR LYQERMXC. Dunno, but for me it seems as if it was some kinda reference to the joke that they talk about SC2 with beers etc, so maybe it means that they were talking so much about sc2 that they're drunk and can't even write properly | ||
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cerebralz
United States443 Posts
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On_Slaught
United States12190 Posts
The matchmaking thing is just hilarious. All of the fake gear they are selling (most of which I would buy) are a mazing as well. | ||
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KunfO
United States81 Posts
the gear "e-peen" one is pretty good too xD "If you’re looking to boost your number even more, activities such as earning raid and Arena achievements or realm-first titles will help you get it up, and you'll also begin receiving in-game mail with exciting offers for additional ways to enhance it." http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/equipmentpotency.xml i never thought i'd see so many penis jokes on a single official blizzard post | ||
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cerebralz
United States443 Posts
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whiterabbit
2675 Posts
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Mohdoo
United States15689 Posts
On April 02 2010 02:24 cerebralz wrote: the asian girl in the video is esports shoutcaster kim phanh, im pretty sure Yup. Aka "Bunny" | ||
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Kyuukyuu
Canada6263 Posts
So good. Great April Fools by them :D | ||
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Schnake
Germany2819 Posts
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Mutaahh
Netherlands859 Posts
nobody saw this? epic imo nvm you did =] | ||
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Mindcrime
United States6899 Posts
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L_Master
United States8017 Posts
http://www.worldofwarcraft.com/info/underdev/equipmentpotency.xml Lol, just reread this is light of penis/e-peen; funny as hell. The entire thing is like a massive penis joke. | ||
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251
United States1401 Posts
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FSP.Siggy
Canada138 Posts
On April 02 2010 02:07 Mavkar wrote: Can anyone decode the latest Tweet? #SC2 4.QSZI CSY MR LYQERMXC. It's a caesarian shift by 4 characters, giving "move you in humanity", which is probably an anagram for something else | ||
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Hirmu
Finland850 Posts
On April 02 2010 03:31 Mutaahh wrote: http://eu.battle.net/matchmaking.html nobody saw this? epic imo nvm you did =] lololol so epic , thanks. | ||
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anch
United States5457 Posts
http://www.capcom-unity.com/s-kill/blog/2009/11/11/the_street_fighter_iv_cozy_can_now_be_yours ![[image loading]](http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/s-kill/52336ad8e2dac40b2861fcd64f6af501.jpg?v=207000) (which is not a april fool's material) | ||
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SeeDLiNg
United States690 Posts
On April 02 2010 02:44 whiterabbit wrote: Matchmaking joke made me laugh so much, especially video. xDDDD The video won't play for meeee :'( | ||
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TanGeng
Sanya12364 Posts
I'm trying to figure out that damn anagram. Seems like first one is about not being april fool's joke Second one is about some hidden loot Third one is about the shroud guild? What is that? | ||
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FusionCutter
Canada974 Posts
http://us.blizzard.com/store/details.xml?id=1100000922 | ||
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
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toopham
United States551 Posts
On April 01 2010 20:56 Mystlord wrote: http://us.blizzard.com/diablo3/community/merchandise/gamerblanket/index.xml Credit goes to aers for pointing it out I would actually buy the extreme gamer blanket. looks pretty neat. =) | ||
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WaveMotion
United States147 Posts
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Gwarr12
Turkey1 Post
Its Blizzard Vs Bioware in the semi-finals of Escapist magazine's March Mayhem tournament. Blizzard is currently falling behind on votes, make sure the right developer wins this round. Cast your vote, and make it count. Link to Voting Page: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/global/tournaments/standings/2-2010-March-Mayhem-Developers-Showdown | ||
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Badjas
Netherlands2038 Posts
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nttea
Sweden4353 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
On April 02 2010 04:36 toopham wrote: I would actually buy the extreme gamer blanket. looks pretty neat. =) It's called a snuggie | ||
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ZenDeX
Philippines2916 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i41.tinypic.com/zv61hc.jpg) | ||
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Spyfire242
United States715 Posts
On April 02 2010 08:08 lolaloc wrote: Beautiful... but, wasn't it 8 pool? | ||
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anch
United States5457 Posts
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Slow Motion
United States6960 Posts
On April 02 2010 09:22 anch wrote: its 8 pool 6 lings. better change that quick. I guess lolaloc isn't a match for that hunk in the sunglasses | ||
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BisuFanBoy
United States14 Posts
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Ftrunkz
Australia2474 Posts
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Mavkar
Germany592 Posts
1. This April fool is not a joke, 2. The fires of hilarity we do not stoke 3. Though to our riddles, 4. You have no immunity 5. We thank you for being part 6. Of the blizzard community! Source: + Show Spoiler + http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=24038608056&postId=240364958925&sid=1#331 | ||
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