Pony Express Issue 99: Nov. 2 - Nov. 9, 2009.

Kau

Canada3500 Posts

November 11 2009 07:39 GMT

Letter from the Editor

Dear Readers,

Sorry guys, I'm getting lazy...

- Kau

Staff

Kau – Editor
ShoCkeyy – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
CharlieMurphy – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Pholon – VOD of the Week
Manifesto7 – Chalk talk, Memory Lane
Grobyc – Ban of the Week
Vayesh – Academy of ESPORTS
besiger – Replays Time Forgot
LordWeird – Interview

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Academy of ESPORTS .......................... p12
Replays Time Forgot .............................. p13
Interview ................................................ p14

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Well I am the one to tell you all!

[16:23] <deekay|away> we got really shitfaced at a party
[16:23] <deekay|away> then the next morning i get a text
[16:23] <deekay|away> 'my ass hurts...'
[16:23] <@Nyovne> haha
[16:23] <deekay|away> i reply 'well, when we woke up, you said not to tell you what happened last night. i guess i wasn't the one to tell you.'
[16:24] <@vGl-RaGe> looool
[16:24] <deekay|away> high5
[16:24] <@Nyovne> o/
[16:24] <@Nyovne> hahaha

Not 24 hours later huk!

[11:11] <Nyovne> so I fucked my gf in the ass a few nights back, and afterwards I went like "damn I should plant a flag on your ass" and she replied
[11:11] <Nyovne> "well you already planted the pole"
[11:11] <Nyovne> I died laughing
[11:11] <Nyovne> srsly
[11:11] <Nyovne> haha
[11:12] <Nyovne> esp cause it was the night after scott

Germanic Barbarians still thriving in 21st century.

[07:48:22] <lilsusie> you should go visit some cultural stuff
[07:48:28] <lilsusie> on your last day
[07:48:28] <lilsusie> ^^
[07:48:46] <@zatic> hm yeah I'll drive by some on my way to the airport I am sure

lol context

[10:35:16] <Lee-Scara-Jay> i just raped some dude
[10:35:18] <Lee-Scara-Jay> felt good

Finally some recognition!

[00:44] <Pholon> keit
[00:44] <keit> Pholon?
[00:44] <Pholon> can you get us CJ vs MBC game 4 vod link
[00:44] <keit> no
[00:44] <keit> i dont even know what that is
[00:44] * Pholon licks keit
[00:44] <Pholon> how about now?
[00:44] <keit> you nyovne poser
[00:44] <keit> ;d
[00:44] <Pholon> :/
[00:44] <FragKrag> lol gg
[00:44] <Nyovne> word
[00:45] <Nyovne> noone licks like I do
[00:45] <Pholon> noone licks like Nyo, I know

From Pholon on Ventrillo:

Pholon: Oh you mean GIFS, not GIFTS
NeverGG: Well duh
Pholon: Pfft, how am I supposed to hear when you don't pronounce ts half the time
NeverGG: I do no' do that!
Pholon: You just did...
NeverGG: ...
Pholon: Say "waterbottle"
NeverGG: wa'erbo'le...
Pholon: ...
NeverGG: Oh my god I dooo!

This and more from FuDDx

+ Show Spoiler [Fail yourself Across] +

On November 10 2009 00:02 JFKWT wrote:

+ Show Spoiler +

On November 09 2009 20:09 HwangjaeTerran wrote:

Im disappointed if I don´t win

On November 09 2009 00:14 Camlito wrote:

On November 09 2009 00:21 micronesia wrote:
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On November 09 2009 00:25 konadora wrote:

On November 09 2009 00:40 Camlito wrote:

+ Show Spoiler +

On November 09 2009 00:42 konadora wrote:

On November 09 2009 00:45 lejason wrote:

On November 09 2009 01:06 HaXXspetten wrote:
Before:

After:

The only explanation, right? o.0

Noclip: A very useful talent to have.

On November 09 2009 02:23 Altair wrote:
Lets see who can beat this one:

On November 09 2009 02:39 polarwolf wrote:

On November 09 2009 02:57 Alur wrote:

On November 09 2009 03:03 Ilikestarcraft wrote:

i tried

On November 09 2009 03:58 timmeh wrote:

surprised this didn't come earlier, if it did, I missed it.

On November 09 2009 04:03 Jyvblamo wrote:
Contributing to epic thread.

On November 09 2009 04:10 HwangjaeTerran wrote:

+ Show Spoiler +

He got there by doing the stupidest shit

On November 09 2009 04:11 Hypnosis wrote:

On November 09 2009 05:22 HwangjaeTerran wrote:

+ Show Spoiler +

hour later he was found headless

On November 09 2009 06:33 Captain Mayhem wrote:
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On November 09 2009 08:02 SirGlinG wrote:

On November 09 2009 08:02 spinesheath wrote:
Btw, really not enough anime here.

On November 09 2009 09:35 niteReloaded wrote:

On November 09 2009 11:13 Archaic wrote:
Surprised no one has thought of this yet...

OH BUT THE HAVE

On November 09 2009 15:40 Ame wrote:

I didn't catch on until the second time through when showing a friend this thread. Thought it was the Axem Ranger robot at first. >_>

Might be lost in translation from my mind to the reader's.

On November 09 2009 15:56 bumatlarge wrote:

On November 10 2009 05:15 lejason wrote:

On November 10 2009 05:37 lejason wrote:

Sometimes the truth need not be mentioned

Sometimes the truth needs to be mentioned

The Shit Bus

food was just banned by EvilTeletubby.

That account was created on 2008-11-09 00:52:59 and had 1890 posts.

Reason: You're a dick. There really isn't much more to it than that. You've been banned seven times within the past year for the same fucking thing every single time.

Good bye.

p10

Leta <Heartbreak Ridge> (P)

Pure

+ Show Spoiler [SET 3] +

Bunch of very useful skills to have!

p11

Academy of ESPORTS

p12

p13

p14

Question of the Week
Wasn't there a blog about "playing TvZ" this week? I can't seem to find it, unless it was last week?

ThunderGod

New Zealand897 Posts

November 11 2009 07:54 GMT

My dick is hard.

theron[wdt]

United States395 Posts

November 11 2009 08:00 GMT

once again lolz at the ban

ShoCkeyy

7815 Posts

November 11 2009 08:02 GMT

don't remember seeing a blog like that ever :C

and tahnks for the shout out! <33 px FTW!!!

Scaramanga

Australia8092 Posts

November 11 2009 08:18 GMT

On November 11 2009 16:54 ThunderGod wrote:
My dick is hard.

It would appear mine is too
can we ban this meme? its happening at the start ot like every thread
awsome px

also being taken out of context is a bad thing

cgrinker

United States3824 Posts

November 11 2009 08:50 GMT

Why's teh page layout broken?

Nyovne

Netherlands19138 Posts

November 11 2009 09:08 GMT

LOL CONTEXT

edit: thanks for the time and effort Kau <3

alffla

Hong Kong20321 Posts

November 11 2009 09:15 GMT

yay pony exPRESSS!! :D

lol food got banned O_O i never really noticed what kind of shit he was saying lol o_o;;

if not for PX i wouldn't have known i missed out on so many great threads lol <3

meeple

Canada10211 Posts

November 11 2009 09:33 GMT

Wow... I totally missed the thievery thread, what the heck was up with that? I never knew Rek had it in for Testie.

omninmo

2349 Posts

November 11 2009 09:54 GMT

#10

awesome... thanks to your ponies.
the VOD of the week was exciting

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

November 11 2009 10:10 GMT

#11

On November 11 2009 17:50 cgrinker wrote:
Why's teh page layout broken?

it breaks when you click the spoiler under the troll booth. related the image resizing and stuff I guess.

foods been banned tonnes lol. I guess he was just never really a good poster =o

Osmoses

Sweden5302 Posts

November 11 2009 10:22 GMT

#12

Rek likes to call bullshit. He's also an attention whore, but that's besides the point.

micronesia

United States24767 Posts

November 11 2009 15:46 GMT

#13

I still don't get Charlie's "Fail yourself across" section... is he saying that they are bad? Is he saying that they are trolls? It's pretty clear that some of them are references that he doesn't get so it's weird if he automatically calls them fails.

konadora

Singapore66358 Posts

November 11 2009 15:51 GMT

#14

the bridge thread is so awesome rofl

OmgIRok

Taiwan2699 Posts

November 11 2009 16:23 GMT

#15

Next week edition 100!!!!!!1111

Kau

Canada3500 Posts

November 11 2009 16:37 GMT

#16

For the food ban, refer to this thread and do a search for "user was banned for this post" and "and this one" and keep searching :p

Nyovne

Netherlands19138 Posts

November 11 2009 16:44 GMT

#17

Bridge thread is the best thread in ages.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

November 11 2009 16:53 GMT

#18

On November 12 2009 00:46 micronesia wrote:
I still don't get Charlie's "Fail yourself across" section... is he saying that they are bad? Is he saying that they are trolls? It's pretty clear that some of them are references that he doesn't get so it's weird if he automatically calls them fails.

Hes saying they are bad, not trolls. Which is pretty funny

skronch

United States2717 Posts

November 11 2009 17:38 GMT

#19

here's the playing tvz thread: http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=104631

SonuvBob

Aiur21550 Posts

November 13 2009 22:27 GMT

#20

Bumping cause no one spotlighted it =/

blue_arrow

1971 Posts

November 13 2009 22:45 GMT

#21

issue ninety-nine eh.

iNcontroL

USA29055 Posts

November 13 2009 23:05 GMT

#22

nice

Kau

Canada3500 Posts

November 13 2009 23:39 GMT

#23

On November 14 2009 08:05 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
nice

We might need you back soon!

besiger

Croatia2452 Posts

November 14 2009 00:14 GMT

#24

I will in all likelyhood not be able to do "replays time forgot " next week either, a family death and college exams really have me up against the ropes im sorry