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Pony Express Issue 93: Sep. 21 - Sep. 28, 2009

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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-30 05:03:00
September 29 2009 06:01 GMT
#1
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Letter from the Editor

Dear Readers,

Replays will probably be biweekly, so have patience :D. Academy of ESPORTS is also on hold at the moment, but there is lots of other stuff to enjoy.

- Kau

Staff

Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
CharlieMurphy – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
pangshai – Battle Report
Manifesto7 – Chalk talk, Memory Lane
Grobyc – Ban of the Week
Vayesh – Academy of ESPORTS
besiger – Replays Time Forgot

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11
Academy of ESPORTS .......................... p12
Replays Time Forgot .............................. p13

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  • Careful

  • Ocean's (insert number here)

  • Team Liquid Idol

  • Do you have a job?

  • Roman Polanski


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  • Happy Birthday Nevergg!

  • Guide to CounterTrolling

  • Funny TV Shows?

  • I highlight text I'm reading in unit selection form


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Apple Glazed Chicken

Ingredients:
1/3 cup apple jelly
1 tablespoon honey
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1/2 teaspoon cinnamon -- ground
1/2 teaspoon salt
4 chicken breast halves

Directions:

Heat grill. In small bowl, combine all ingredients except chicken; blend well. When ready to barbecue, oil grill rack. Brush chicken with apple mixture; place on gas grill over medium heat. Cook 15 to 20 minutes or until chicken is fork tender and juices run clear, turning occasionally and brushing frequently with apple mixture

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Return Cargo - Tips involving the return cargo command, opened by Blind.

Day[9] Podcast RSS Feed - Unofficial but extremely helpful. Add it to your RSS feeder. Credit to Contender.

Fighting defilers in PvZ- High level PvZ topic opened by Kwark.

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[10:42] <Pholon> Scara is amusing much like how a puppy is amusing when trying to open window with his nose only to end up somersaulting backwards off the windowstill
[10:42] <Pholon> however, that same puppy will bite your ankles and won't let go until you humour him by playing ZvP in such a horrible way that he can get 12 carriers and rape your hydras


[20:58] <@Nyovne> it will forever remain a mystery to me why I dont weigh 400 Kgs with my moms cooking being just that good
[20:59] <Nevz> maybe your apm is too high?
[20:59] <Nevz> burns all that fat away
[20:59] <DrOoo> apm=calories burned 300apm=300cal/min sc is on par with cardio workout
[21:00] <Goshawk> if only
[21:00] <Clowe> if only
[21:00] <Nevz> if only


[13:12] <@CJ_Nyovne> Savior won
[13:12] <Doso> so it's finally 2009?


[13:14] <Mekhami> so i'm making out with my gf right and my nose starts bleeding next thing i know her chest is like covered in blood and i'm like holy fucking shit this is awkward
[13:14] <Artanis[Xp]> lol
[13:14] <Enteris> lol
[13:14] <scintilliaSD> lol
[13:14] <swft_ptsd> lol
[13:14] <@intrigue_> haha mekhami
[13:14] <Stimpack> lollll
[[13:14] <Julmust[D]> hahahaha!
[13:14] <Khos> make out session turns into left4head
[13:14] <Ner0> lol
[13:14] <+kentor> LOOL
[13:14] <@CJ_Nyovne> LOOL
[13:14] <b0lt> Mekhami: it's a symptom of aids
[13:15] <Mekhami> stfu b0lt lol i am terrified of hiv


[12:36:48] <disciple> oh snap my mom has facebook, now he is like commenting all my photos and stuff
[12:39:40] <@GeeGeeGeeTeeArr> your mom is male?
[12:40:45] <disciple> no, actually my friends are always telling me he is quite a milf

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and more at FuDDx's blog

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Hey! TL is getting old. Seven years and counting. Check out the news post if you get the chance. On memory lane we will look at previous birthday extravaganzas.

2003. Nothing.

2004. Deep in the Men in Red Forum...

On August 09 2004 11:09 Liquid`Meat wrote:
in about a month tl.net is 2 years old, maybe we could do something nice with this,
any ideas ?


But instead we all got drunk and forgot about it for two years.

2005. Nothing.

2006. We made a thread!

2007. We made another thread! (One month late lol)
+ Show Spoiler +
Liquid`Meat says (1:41 AM):
im so bad with birthdays


2008. Plexa is in charge, and I think you can tell the difference in quality :p

Click for awesomeness.

2009. Maybe we raised expectations too much, but I don't care.

VOD PAGE

2010...

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Obvious Troll is Obvious?

The Shit Bus


A bort, a bort, a bortin

LOL
On September 23 2009 11:04 Misrah wrote:
Ohh and by the way Einstein- you can't use verbal tone when you are using written language. ie- sarcasm and generally other inflections that one would use to confer a different meaning of a word, cannot be heard online.


Last Shadow Interview
L"I rigged maps 3 years ago November when I was like 12-13."
A"How old are you now?"
L"I just turned 17"


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  • The story of Proberto

  • Kennigit held a girl's hand!!!

  • ESPORTS

  • Lucky ETT...

  • First SC Experience?

  • Looking forward to these PL OPs

  • News is news I guess

  • Haha that part in the middle was awesome

  • Moraaaaa

  • Dragoooooon


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wok was just banned by Kennigit.

That account was created on 2009-07-30 16:55:58 and had 265 posts.

Reason: When i think of you and your posting this is what i think of.



Don't make a new account or we'll add you to the list.

bortin was just banned by Chill.

That account was created on 2009-08-31 12:51:46 and had 6 posts.

Reason: what is you banned?

discuss

( http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=102425 )


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p11




Academy of ESPORTS

p12




Replays Time Forgot

p13



Question of the Week
How much sleep does SC cost you?
(Usually about 2-3 hours per week for me at the moment, all time high was probably close to 10 hours in a week?)
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BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
September 29 2009 06:12 GMT
#2
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
September 29 2009 06:50 GMT
#3
i agree with above poster
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Mystlord *
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10264 Posts
September 29 2009 07:43 GMT
#4
Great edition as always ^_^

As for the QotW... Normally not that much.

This week though... Scratch that... TODAY and probably TOMORROW. Will be nightmares. MST Prelims have me glued to the screen despite the HW that I still have to do :X
It is impossible to be a citizen if you don't make an effort to understand the most basic activities of your government. It is very difficult to thrive in an increasingly competitive world if you're a nation of doods.
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
September 29 2009 08:29 GMT
#5
IRC section was hilarious.

If only...
Hello
ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
September 29 2009 08:30 GMT
#6
Sick wicked, awesome thread links I missed a couple epic ones.
Bitches don't know about my overlord. FUCK OFF ALDARIS I HAVE ENOUGH PYLONS. My Balls are as smooth as Eggs.
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-29 08:43:14
September 29 2009 08:42 GMT
#7
hahahah gud pony :D

On September 23 2009 11:04 Misrah wrote:
Ohh and by the way Einstein- you can't use verbal tone when you are using written language. ie- sarcasm and generally other inflections that one would use to confer a different meaning of a word, cannot be heard online.


god i hate people who write like a nerd to try and make themselves look intelligent..
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
RebirthOfLeGenD
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
USA5860 Posts
September 29 2009 08:50 GMT
#8
Kennigit why the hell do you know where and how to find that music video?
Be a man, Become a Legend. TL Mafia Forum Ask for access!!
Mystlord *
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10264 Posts
September 29 2009 11:43 GMT
#9
On September 29 2009 17:50 RebirthOfLeGenD wrote:
Kennigit why the hell do you know where and how to find that music video?

My bet is that he found it in one of the multiple K-Pop/J-Pop/whatever the hell else there is threads.
It is impossible to be a citizen if you don't make an effort to understand the most basic activities of your government. It is very difficult to thrive in an increasingly competitive world if you're a nation of doods.
pangshai
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Chinatown5333 Posts
September 29 2009 13:02 GMT
#10
great edition again. thanks so much for doing this. i think i might have to retire from BR writing soon
#1 midas fan
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32280 Posts
September 29 2009 16:05 GMT
#11
lol Kennegit's ban
Moderator<:3-/-<
Phelix
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
1931 Posts
September 29 2009 16:20 GMT
#12
Another great edition of Pony Express! The IRC comments were hilarious, as well as Kennigit's ban.

The recipe looks interesting, I might try it if I have time.
Venture Capital is better off spent on lottery tickets rather than investing in E-Sports; you'll get a far better return. The difference is simple: Koreans are tryharding at the game, foreigners are tryharding in real-life.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19141 Posts
September 29 2009 18:17 GMT
#13
Wooo mooooo!!! :D

Good job kaucowface
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Husky
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3362 Posts
September 29 2009 18:32 GMT
#14
This one's going gold.
Commentaries: youtube.com/HuskyStarcraft
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3502 Posts
September 30 2009 00:44 GMT
#15
Bump

Updated with progamer photo
Moderator
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
September 30 2009 00:51 GMT
#16
NOM NOM NOM Tempest.
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Realpenguin
Profile Joined December 2006
8253 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-30 05:43:33
September 30 2009 01:00 GMT
#17
hahahaha I remember reading Kennigit's ban a few days ago
just went "wtf"

good edition

Used to waste about 3 hours every night when proleague was on last season... 15-20 hours lost in a week at my prime worst. Fucked up my sleep schedule, since I would sleep at about 7-8 pm and woke up at 2:30 am just to watch some nerds play Starcraft. Nowadays I just watch whenever the Stars are playing so maybe about 2-3 hours a night.
<Wolfpox> i remember when MVP beat that one guy, and everyone was like 'whoa' except that penguin dude.
Julmust
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Sweden4867 Posts
September 30 2009 01:09 GMT
#18
Ah, desciples mom got in the edition of PX. I hope desciple decides tells him!
AdministratorI'm dancing in the moonlight
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
September 30 2009 01:13 GMT
#19
I love PX. Thanks to everyone involved for another great issue.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-30 01:22:54
September 30 2009 01:19 GMT
#20
I've been listening to a bunch of visual kei shit recently and now all youtube recommends to me is these ridiculously dressed girly men in wigs and shit. That was the best one that popped up lol.
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