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Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 01:08:39
September 28 2009 01:08 GMT
#1
A mysterious photograph has become the subject of wild internet
speculation after a group of teenagers claimed it was a terrifying
creature that they beat to death while playing near a cave in Panama.


The rubbery beast was said to have been spotted by a group of teenagers
crawling out of a cave as they played in the town of Cerro Azul north
of Panama City on Saturday.

[image loading]


To their horror, they claimed it came towards them. Fearing for their safety, they beat it to death with sticks, throwing its body in a pool of water, they told Panama's Telemetro television station.


Later they apparently worked up the courage to return and take photographs of the bizarre creature.

The images were posted on the web - and instantly drew comparisons with the 'Montauk Monster', a still-unidentified creature that washed up on a Long Island, New York, beach last year.
The creature had a strange hairless, leathery body with sharp teeth. Appearing on U.S gossip website Gawker under the headline 'Dead Monster Washes Ashore in Montauk', the story was picked up by media networks across the world.
Commentators identified it variously as a dead dog, an abandoned film prop, and some kind of bizarre marketing stunt - but its remains have never been found.

Internet users are already speculating on what the creature found in Panama may be. The presence of a hooked claw has led some to suggest it may be a sloth that somehow lost its hair.
The Telemetro website said some speculation had suggested it was a creature from another planet.

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1214182/Remember-Monster-washed-ashore-Terrified-teens-claim-beat-new-mysterious-beast-death-Panama.html
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
September 28 2009 01:11 GMT
#2
Mom?
{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
September 28 2009 01:11 GMT
#3
Looks like a sloth tbh.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
September 28 2009 01:11 GMT
#4
O_O;;

i'm trying to think of a zerg unit that it resembles.....
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Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
September 28 2009 01:12 GMT
#5
On September 28 2009 10:11 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Looks like a sloth tbh.


Yeah it looks like a hairless sloth to me.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
September 28 2009 01:14 GMT
#6
poor creature
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il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
September 28 2009 01:14 GMT
#7
That thing is creepy, looks kind of like a dinosaur.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24779 Posts
September 28 2009 01:15 GMT
#8
Yeah I remember when the montauk monster thing happened (not too far from me I guess) and it was bs lol
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Leg[end]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States241 Posts
September 28 2009 01:16 GMT
#9
Umm... this is one of two things:

Another stunt like the recent(ish) bigfoot hoax...

Or the freakiest fucking thing I've ever seen...
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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
September 28 2009 01:17 GMT
#10
Yeah it is a Sloth look at the appendage in the last pic.
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Leg[end]
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States241 Posts
September 28 2009 01:17 GMT
#11
On September 28 2009 10:11 Kennigit wrote:
Mom?


Kennigit, you seriously just made my day.
Legends Never Die ;;
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 28 2009 01:17 GMT
#12
May be a hoax. Many of these things are.

Story seems convincing though, but that could also be made up.

It's an unshelled zergling.
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Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
September 28 2009 01:27 GMT
#13
On September 28 2009 10:11 Kennigit wrote:
Mom?


LMAO

Damn it why did they kill it? It's going to seem fake when nobody can find the remains watch.
meow
KaRnaGe[cF]
Profile Joined September 2007
United States355 Posts
September 28 2009 01:32 GMT
#14
Fake
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ktp
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States797 Posts
September 28 2009 01:32 GMT
#15
Looks like it was just trying to get a tan
PH
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States6173 Posts
September 28 2009 01:32 GMT
#16
Fake...

Or hairless sloth.
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jfazz
Profile Joined September 2009
Australia672 Posts
September 28 2009 01:38 GMT
#17
Clearly some sort of animal porn shoot...why else would the sloth be hairless and draping itself suggestively over some rocks?
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Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
September 28 2009 01:41 GMT
#18
SHIT

They killed E.T.!
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roronoe
Profile Joined May 2009
Canada1527 Posts
September 28 2009 01:46 GMT
#19
On September 28 2009 10:41 p4NDemik wrote:
SHIT

They killed E.T.!


Thats what I thought!
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o3.power91
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Bahrain5288 Posts
September 28 2009 01:50 GMT
#20
O.O that thing is scary. I don't blame them for beating it to death out of fear although I do feel sorry for the poor creature lol
Amber[LighT]
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States5078 Posts
September 28 2009 02:00 GMT
#21
On September 28 2009 10:15 micronesia wrote:
Yeah I remember when the montauk monster thing happened (not too far from me I guess) and it was bs lol


yah after a year they found out that some kids decided to give a racoon a viking burial lol.
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Ideas
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States8171 Posts
September 28 2009 02:01 GMT
#22
it cant be a sloth

they move too slow to scare a bunch of teenagers into killing it
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{CC}StealthBlue
Profile Blog Joined January 2003
United States41117 Posts
September 28 2009 02:04 GMT
#23
On September 28 2009 11:01 Ideas wrote:
it cant be a sloth

they move too slow to scare a bunch of teenagers into killing it


Don't give Teenagers too much credit, they are generally stupid.
"Smokey, this is not 'Nam, this is bowling. There are rules."
Trowabarton756
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States870 Posts
September 28 2009 02:07 GMT
#24
On September 28 2009 11:04 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 11:01 Ideas wrote:
it cant be a sloth

they move too slow to scare a bunch of teenagers into killing it


Don't give Teenagers too much credit, they are generally stupid.


True dat. I also don't think its a sloth after google imaging a sloth and putting it side by side.
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SagaZ
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
France3460 Posts
September 28 2009 02:12 GMT
#25
So basically, a group of steens beat the crap out of an alien.
why not dissect it on the spot while they were at it?

well, hopefully earth won't get any problems for that...
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LonGGone
Profile Joined June 2004
121 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 02:13:25
September 28 2009 02:12 GMT
#26
On September 28 2009 11:07 Trowabarton756 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 11:04 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:01 Ideas wrote:
it cant be a sloth

they move too slow to scare a bunch of teenagers into killing it


Don't give Teenagers too much credit, they are generally stupid.


True dat. I also don't think its a sloth after google imaging a sloth and putting it side by side.


I did the same thing and it does seem like the sloth. If u google an image of a sloth u see they have large claws and at the last picture you can see part of its claw. Or nails, w/e you wanna call it.
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anch
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States5457 Posts
September 28 2009 02:17 GMT
#27
its one of these
[image loading]

just doesnt glow in daytime.
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 02:26:42
September 28 2009 02:21 GMT
#28
On September 28 2009 11:07 Trowabarton756 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 11:04 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:01 Ideas wrote:
it cant be a sloth

they move too slow to scare a bunch of teenagers into killing it


Don't give Teenagers too much credit, they are generally stupid.


True dat. I also don't think its a sloth after google imaging a sloth and putting it side by side.

Really? I think that if you shaved one of these things it would look a hell of a lot like the creature in the picture + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Edit: Hell, if you look closely in the last photo of it, it even has the claws.
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Rotodyne
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2263 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 02:27:08
September 28 2009 02:26 GMT
#29
It was walking upright on two legs
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tirentu
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1257 Posts
September 28 2009 02:27 GMT
#30
I hate to think that it could be some kind of alien ambassador, and some dumb kids beat it to death.

Oh, we're so fucked as a civilization .
Probe.
Profile Joined May 2009
United States877 Posts
September 28 2009 02:30 GMT
#31
On September 28 2009 11:21 p4NDemik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 11:07 Trowabarton756 wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:04 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:01 Ideas wrote:
it cant be a sloth

they move too slow to scare a bunch of teenagers into killing it


Don't give Teenagers too much credit, they are generally stupid.


True dat. I also don't think its a sloth after google imaging a sloth and putting it side by side.

Really? I think that if you shaved one of these things it would look a hell of a lot like the creature in the picture + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Edit: Hell, if you look closely in the last photo of it, it even has the claws.


It actually looks nothing like that sloth other than the claws.
meow
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
September 28 2009 02:35 GMT
#32
On September 28 2009 11:30 Probe. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 11:21 p4NDemik wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:07 Trowabarton756 wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:04 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:01 Ideas wrote:
it cant be a sloth

they move too slow to scare a bunch of teenagers into killing it


Don't give Teenagers too much credit, they are generally stupid.


True dat. I also don't think its a sloth after google imaging a sloth and putting it side by side.

Really? I think that if you shaved one of these things it would look a hell of a lot like the creature in the picture + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Edit: Hell, if you look closely in the last photo of it, it even has the claws.


It actually looks nothing like that sloth other than the claws.

Correct eye/nose location, head shape, arms, torso, it all fits that of a sloth to me

Don't believe me, here's a picture of a 3-toed sloth embryo:

+ Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

On September 28 2009 11:26 Rotodyne wrote:
It was walking upright on two legs
On September 28 2009 10:08 SoMuchSoul wrote:
The rubbery beast was said to have been spotted by a group of teenagers
crawling out of a cave as they played in the town of Cerro Azul north
of Panama City on Saturday.

To their horror, they claimed it came towards them. Fearing for their safety, they beat it to death with sticks, throwing its body in a pool of water, they told Panama's Telemetro television station.
Moderator
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11566 Posts
September 28 2009 02:43 GMT
#33


fucking teenagers
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MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
September 28 2009 02:44 GMT
#34
On September 28 2009 11:17 anch wrote:
its one of these
[image loading]

just doesnt glow in daytime.

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skindzer
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
Chile5114 Posts
September 28 2009 03:03 GMT
#35
Looks like the creatures from Dead Space.
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Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
September 28 2009 03:13 GMT
#36
On September 28 2009 11:30 Probe. wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 11:21 p4NDemik wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:07 Trowabarton756 wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:04 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:01 Ideas wrote:
it cant be a sloth

they move too slow to scare a bunch of teenagers into killing it


Don't give Teenagers too much credit, they are generally stupid.


True dat. I also don't think its a sloth after google imaging a sloth and putting it side by side.

Really? I think that if you shaved one of these things it would look a hell of a lot like the creature in the picture + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Edit: Hell, if you look closely in the last photo of it, it even has the claws.


It actually looks nothing like that sloth other than the claws.


This says a lot about your eye sight...

It looks really close to a sloth.. just without hair.
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Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20255 Posts
September 28 2009 03:17 GMT
#37
It dose closely resemble a sloth imo. Just a hairless abnormality or some disease.
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alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
September 28 2009 03:21 GMT
#38
FUCKING TEENAGERS KILLED A SLOTH GJSEDFJASF
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Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
September 28 2009 03:27 GMT
#39
LOL explain to me why they beat it to death..
I believe capturing it would be in their benefit. God damn teenagers! *Shakes fist*
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ryuu_
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States1266 Posts
September 28 2009 03:32 GMT
#40
It looks like a sloth, you have to remember it was beaten and thrown into a pool so it's a little disfigured. As for the hair.... shaved off or maybe badly burned? That's just my assumption.

LOL explain to me why they beat it to death..
I believe capturing it would be in their benefit. God damn teenagers! *Shakes fist*


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United States3683 Posts
September 28 2009 03:44 GMT
#41

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Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
September 28 2009 03:45 GMT
#42
On September 28 2009 10:41 p4NDemik wrote:
SHIT

They killed E.T.!


I'm still here.
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opsayo
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
591 Posts
September 28 2009 03:54 GMT
#43
for something they beat to death i see no physical damage
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United States1850 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-28 04:32:50
September 28 2009 04:32 GMT
#44
Seems like if you "beat" something to death, there should be evidence of pretty severe trauma. I mean dead actually takes a lot of hitting and really hard hitting. I can't see any blood or bruises or torn skin.

Smells like a hoax to me.


EDIT: Dang. Opsayo beat me to it.
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Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
September 28 2009 04:34 GMT
#45
Wow those assholes, I can almost guarantee that it did not threaten them in any way. Teens being assholes probably followed it or just saw it and decided to kill it because it looks different. It does look like a hairless sloth though.
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Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5657 Posts
September 28 2009 04:42 GMT
#46
it died so dramatically. tongue out and everything

why'd it have to die so adorably o.0
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Peru3081 Posts
September 28 2009 04:46 GMT
#47
[image loading]
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United States2523 Posts
September 28 2009 04:50 GMT
#48
They had its precious...
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Singapore66363 Posts
September 28 2009 04:53 GMT
#49
On September 28 2009 10:11 Kennigit wrote:
Mom?

wow kennigit lol
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Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States658 Posts
September 28 2009 05:12 GMT
#50
Don't these creatures come up every now and then in that area of the world? seriosuly i've seen that creature so many times.
C'est la vie...
Art.FeeL
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
1163 Posts
September 28 2009 05:31 GMT
#51
On September 28 2009 12:45 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 10:41 p4NDemik wrote:
SHIT

They killed E.T.!


I'm still here.


hahaha oh gawd haha
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Profile Joined April 2009
United States656 Posts
September 28 2009 05:31 GMT
#52
On September 28 2009 10:11 Kennigit wrote:
Mom?

Pure wit.
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BloodDrunK
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bangladesh2767 Posts
September 28 2009 05:37 GMT
#53
On September 28 2009 10:11 Kennigit wrote:
Mom?


LOL epic.
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Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States870 Posts
September 28 2009 06:38 GMT
#54
On September 28 2009 11:21 p4NDemik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 11:07 Trowabarton756 wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:04 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:01 Ideas wrote:
it cant be a sloth

they move too slow to scare a bunch of teenagers into killing it


Don't give Teenagers too much credit, they are generally stupid.


True dat. I also don't think its a sloth after google imaging a sloth and putting it side by side.

Really? I think that if you shaved one of these things it would look a hell of a lot like the creature in the picture + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Edit: Hell, if you look closely in the last photo of it, it even has the claws.


touche. The embyro sealed it for me. I was just trying to imagine without hair and couldn't lol.
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
September 28 2009 06:42 GMT
#55
they shaved a sloth or what?
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Mah Buckit!
Profile Joined April 2009
Finland474 Posts
September 28 2009 06:46 GMT
#56
You see one of a kind retarded looking animal crawling out of a cave, of course you kill it first, then take pictures and then dispose the body.
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Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
September 28 2009 06:55 GMT
#57
I, for one, welcome our new hairless sloth overlords.
LaughingTulkas
Profile Joined March 2008
United States1107 Posts
September 28 2009 07:04 GMT
#58
On September 28 2009 12:45 EvilTeletubby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 10:41 p4NDemik wrote:
SHIT

They killed E.T.!


I'm still here.


Mark Twain man, Mark Twain! Perfect time to bust out that quote. "rumors of my demise..." oh well. At least you're not a sloth :D
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Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
September 28 2009 07:06 GMT
#59
On September 28 2009 16:04 LaughingTulkas wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 12:45 EvilTeletubby wrote:
On September 28 2009 10:41 p4NDemik wrote:
SHIT

They killed E.T.!


I'm still here.


Mark Twain man, Mark Twain! Perfect time to bust out that quote. "rumors of my demise..." oh well. At least you're not a sloth :D

I noticed that the end of your post combos with your signature. Well played.
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
September 28 2009 07:15 GMT
#60
ugh this shit is scary. possibly worse than that zerg egg in the sewer
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jhNz
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Germany2762 Posts
September 28 2009 07:26 GMT
#61
to me it'S either a hairless sloth or fake... but the hairless sloth seems mostl likely to me.
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Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
September 28 2009 08:10 GMT
#62
Who shaves a sloth...
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JohnColtrane
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
Australia4813 Posts
September 28 2009 08:13 GMT
#63
god it looks so fucking ugly, i would have beaten its ugly face in too
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benjammin
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
United States2728 Posts
September 28 2009 08:15 GMT
#64
they call me the sloth

way down in the GHETTOOOOOOOOOOO
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Scorch
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Austria3371 Posts
September 28 2009 08:23 GMT
#65
They must have poisoned the sloth or something, or else it would be wounded all over. Then shaved it carefully (but only the upper body, you can see in the last pic the bottom half still has hair), then made up a story. Weird kids.
dNo_O
Profile Joined November 2008
United States233 Posts
September 28 2009 08:30 GMT
#66
bah scorch beat me to it, i was surprised nobody had pointed out the hair towards the bottom in the last pic
It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish.
Saracen
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5139 Posts
September 28 2009 08:46 GMT
#67
On September 28 2009 10:17 El.Divino wrote:
May be a hoax. Many of these things are.

Story seems convincing though, but that could also be made up.

It's an unshelled zergling.

Hell no. Zerglings are cute.
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
September 28 2009 08:55 GMT
#68
sure has a lot of bruises from all the stick beating !!!
why so 진지해?
Cirn9
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1117 Posts
September 28 2009 09:00 GMT
#69
Viral marketing
Unprotected sex is like fast expanding in close positions. Its risky, but feels great when it works out
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
September 28 2009 09:04 GMT
#70
That is obviously a sloth. It looks exactly the same.
U Gotta Skate.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
September 28 2009 09:12 GMT
#71
Those teens are the best haha.
Kill first, ask questions later.
No dough, no go. And no mercy.
Sad[Panda]
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States458 Posts
September 28 2009 09:23 GMT
#72
On September 28 2009 16:15 MiniRoman wrote:
ugh this shit is scary. possibly worse than that zerg egg in the sewer


Not to derail hella but uhhh refer me to this zerg egg in sewer

Also, looks like a shaved sloth to meh and no beating wounds = fake to me you have to bludgeon something pretty hard and repeatedly in the head to kill something a fuck ton of body wounds just doesn't do it for me and either way there would be some signs of "LAWL I STICKED YOU TO DEATH" again fake to me...
( O.O) ("\(t.t )/") ~ I'm just looking for someone to hug
sh02hp0869
Profile Joined January 2008
Sweden460 Posts
September 28 2009 10:55 GMT
#73
Yhe Im a teatcher and teenagers are (to put it mild) Idiots. They probleby find a old dead sloth a decided to shaved it. Why would a cratures that is small attack 3 tennagers? It wouldent if it wasent sick or something. Teenagers short-term goal in life is to get attention.
Hello mother hello father
Moletrap
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1297 Posts
September 28 2009 11:05 GMT
#74
If it was a sloth or something it would likely look like that from having been in the water for a long time. Hoax much?
aka Moletrap
JohannesH
Profile Joined September 2009
Finland1364 Posts
September 28 2009 11:21 GMT
#75
Has its size been stated anywhere? If its sloth-size or not... But who the fuck would be afraid of a small and slow thing like that?
If you have to ask, you don't know.
hymn
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Bulgaria832 Posts
September 28 2009 11:30 GMT
#76
nope. I've seen beaten animals before and they have lots of scars and bruises and haemathomas. This is most likely a retarded picture of a poor dead possibly poisoned animal with some hair disorder.
azk he is the north american player but the titan he is the french stars
Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
September 28 2009 11:58 GMT
#77
On September 28 2009 10:11 Kennigit wrote:
Mom?

SICL!!
(sitting in chair laughing)
hahaha.
Entusman #51
Twilight Templar
Profile Joined April 2009
99 Posts
September 28 2009 12:10 GMT
#78
Sooooooooooo fake. Seems to me that a bunch of teenagers found a dead sloth or some other animal, shaved it, then proceeded to take pictures of this animal. Finally, to make the perfect cover they dispose of the body so no one can say it was a sloth. If i saw a creature that was this strange why not take pictures of it while it's alive and moving, and NOT dispose of the body. Then, and only then would I consider this legit.
dum dadi do dum dum dee do dee da
Durak
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada3685 Posts
September 28 2009 13:04 GMT
#79
On September 28 2009 15:46 Mah Buckit! wrote:
You see one of a kind retarded looking animal crawling out of a cave, of course you kill it first, then take pictures and then dispose the body.


Yup. I need to start photoshopping some "creatures" as well.
omninmo
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
2349 Posts
September 28 2009 13:14 GMT
#80
where is the autopsy. fake
eNoq
Profile Joined June 2009
Netherlands502 Posts
September 28 2009 14:49 GMT
#81
If it was real, i hate the guys that killed the creature. Just run away instead of killing it -.-
Proburu
yrag89
Profile Joined July 2008
Malaysia315 Posts
September 28 2009 15:02 GMT
#82
No injuries, internal or external. Fake imo.
But it still looks like that guy in IceAge. hehee
secondly morrow is a korean pro who plays terran what the hell did you expect lol - charlie420247
iG.Aura
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Poland686 Posts
September 28 2009 15:14 GMT
#83
so i clicked this when i was eating

im not hungry anymore
:-)
MrHoon *
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
10183 Posts
September 28 2009 16:06 GMT
#84
lol is this the new facebook thread guys xD?
dats racist
EsX_Raptor
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States2802 Posts
September 28 2009 17:36 GMT
#85
impossible, teenagers are a bunch of weak twats how can they kill a creature like this? (I'm thinking this thing is around 6 feet tall)
3 Lions
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3705 Posts
September 30 2009 00:35 GMT
#86
any updates on this?
arb
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Noobville17922 Posts
September 30 2009 01:06 GMT
#87
that pic above of the alien on the pillow.

it kinda reminds me of admiral ackbar now..
Artillery spawned from the forges of Hell
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
September 30 2009 01:36 GMT
#88
On September 29 2009 02:36 EsX_Raptor wrote:
impossible, teenagers are a bunch of weak twats how can they kill a creature like this? (I'm thinking this thing is around 6 feet tall)

they had sticks man...

FUCKING STICKS DUDE
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
sUnNySiDeUp
Profile Joined June 2009
Canada4 Posts
September 30 2009 01:53 GMT
#89
the whole time while i was wondering how its genitals would look like....any ideas?
good quotes are hard to find....
Licmyobelisk
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Philippines3682 Posts
September 30 2009 17:03 GMT
#90
Looks like a sloth except the nose was colored flesh like the skin..

I therefore conclude that this animal has the best fucking armpits any chick must imitate.
I don't think I've ever wished my opponent good luck prior to a game. When I play, I play to win. I hope every opponent I ever have is cursed with fucking terrible luck. I hope they're stuck playing underneath a stepladder with a black cat in attendance a
yooh
Profile Joined March 2009
China223 Posts
September 30 2009 20:04 GMT
#91
WTF?
sloth are real animals??
i thought it was just some stupid character made for neopets.......
they are so fug wow.

the alien looks like muck the pokemon
Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
September 30 2009 22:45 GMT
#92
On September 28 2009 11:21 p4NDemik wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 28 2009 11:07 Trowabarton756 wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:04 {CC}StealthBlue wrote:
On September 28 2009 11:01 Ideas wrote:
it cant be a sloth

they move too slow to scare a bunch of teenagers into killing it


Don't give Teenagers too much credit, they are generally stupid.


True dat. I also don't think its a sloth after google imaging a sloth and putting it side by side.

Really? I think that if you shaved one of these things it would look a hell of a lot like the creature in the picture + Show Spoiler +
[image loading]

Edit: Hell, if you look closely in the last photo of it, it even has the claws.


I consider that fucking thing an alien too! Holy shit!
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
Mobius
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
Canada1268 Posts
September 30 2009 23:16 GMT
#93
On September 28 2009 23:49 eNoq wrote:
If it was real, i hate the guys that killed the creature. Just run away instead of killing it -.-

nah way man, then it runs away never to be found again and they think they're crazy.. or it like eats someone that has no friends ):
Entusman #51
BalliSLife
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
1339 Posts
September 30 2009 23:28 GMT
#94
DAD? NOOO
Ya well, at least I don't fuck a fleshlight with a condom on and cry at the same time.
SayaSP
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Laos5494 Posts
September 30 2009 23:34 GMT
#95
On October 01 2009 05:04 yooh wrote:
WTF?
sloth are real animals??
i thought it was just some stupid character made for neopets.......
they are so fug wow.

the alien looks like muck the pokemon

naw ur good, sloths are fake
[iHs]SSP | I-NO-KI BOM-BA-YE | のヮの http://tinyurl.com/MLIStheCV , MLIS.
vhallee
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
899 Posts
September 30 2009 23:36 GMT
#96
it's a racoon.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-truth-behind-5-real-monsters-that-fooled-the-internet/
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