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Qwertify
United States2531 Posts
On September 08 2009 14:51 heyoka wrote: WHY WAS THE MEXICAN MIDGET CALLED PARAGRAPH? + Show Spoiler + HE WAS TOO SHORT TO BE AN ESé It's not "ESé." We call people of Hispanic decent, Spanish Americans, or S.A.'s for short. Hispanics eventually used this to begin addressing themselves. | ||
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d(O.o)a
Canada5066 Posts
On September 14 2009 09:28 Qwertify wrote: It's not "ESé." We call people of Hispanic decent, Spanish Americans, or S.A.'s for short. Hispanics eventually used this to begin addressing themselves. -_- | ||
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FragKrag
United States11567 Posts
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Wire
United States494 Posts
dija call the Spanish Spaniards the SS? | ||
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Piste
6184 Posts
aka good bw-players ;:D xoxoxoxo cetectctcttctctc | ||
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Tensai176
Canada2061 Posts
"I'll have a beer . . . . . . . . . and a packet of peanuts." The bartender looks at him and says, "Why the big pause?" | ||
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Kyuukyuu
Canada6263 Posts
On September 14 2009 11:44 Tensai176 wrote: So a bear walks into a bar, he goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a beer . . . . . . . . . and a packet of peanuts." The bartender looks at him and says, "Why the big pause?" ._. | ||
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FragKrag
United States11567 Posts
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decafchicken
United States20170 Posts
On September 14 2009 15:00 FragKrag wrote: i dont get it pause....paws... | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
On September 11 2009 20:26 Afasia wrote: oh the irc [14:23] [14:25] Oh wow that's fantastic... | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6642 Posts
The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work. | ||
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Wire
United States494 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + The Pope was finishing his sermon. He ended it with the Latin phrase, "Tutti Homini" - Blessed be Mankind. A women's rights group approached the Pope the next day. They noticed that the Pope blessed all Mankind, but not Womankind. The next day, after His sermon, the Pope concluded by saying, "Tutti Homini, et Tutti Femini" - Blessed be Mankind and Womankind. The next day, a gay-rights group approached the Pope. They said that they noticed that he blessed man kind and woman kind, and asked if he could also bless gay people. The Pope said, "Sure". The next day, the Pope concluded his sermon with, "Tutti Homini, et Tutti Femini, et Tutti Fruiti." + Show Spoiler + A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk in a stuttering voice: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, trying as hard as he could not to burst out laughing, politely replies: "Yes, we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models. Can I help you find one?" The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt t twoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by buhbuhbuhbuhbatteries? The clerk responds, "Yes, we do." She asks: "Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe gaaaahdaaaam ssunoooffabbitch offffff?" | ||
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betaben
681 Posts
dig a hole in the ice, and line it with peas. when the polar bear stops fro a pea, kick him in the ice hole. | ||
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aeroH
United States1034 Posts
On September 14 2009 11:44 Tensai176 wrote: So a bear walks into a bar, he goes up to the bartender and says, "I'll have a beer . . . . . . . . . and a packet of peanuts." The bartender looks at him and says, "Why the big pause?" oh man, that was good. showed it to two of my friends, and both went something like this him - i don't get it.. me - you will after you stare at it for 20 seconds him - i still don't get it.. wtf.... OHH ROFLL pretty funny | ||
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WoodenSpider
United States85 Posts
On September 14 2009 23:10 jello_biafra wrote: A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?" The survey was a huge failure... In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant. And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.' A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.' A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.' A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind. We took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work. What is the difference between an Englishman and his photograph? + Show Spoiler + The photograph is fully developed! They say an Englishman laughs three times at a joke. The first time when everybody gets it, the second a week later when he thinks he gets it, the third time a month later when somebody explains it to him. Never ask a foreigner where he is from. If he is not english he will tell you within a few minutes, and if he is English, why embarrass him? The greatest practical joke ever played on the French by the British occurred in 1940. The French fleet was laying at anchor in Mers-el-Kebir, French North Africa (now Algeria) when elements of the Royal Navy Mediterranian Fleet blasted the crap out of them. Oh how DeGaulle and Churchill laughed about that in later years. | ||
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Zapdos_Smithh
Canada2620 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + Carpinder What do you call an East-Indian football receiver? + Show Spoiler + Go Deep | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11602 Posts
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uglymoose89
United States671 Posts
"No," he replied: "I've never done either. I'm dedicated to my sport and I'm going to be a major league star one day." "Do you gamble, drive fast motorcycles or fool around with women?" inquired the doctor. "No, I've never done any of those things, either." "Well, then," said the doctor, "what do you want to live to be 100 for?" | ||
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hiro protagonist
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uglymoose89
United States671 Posts
"For God's sake!", the tourist cried: "What the hell's going on here? I've been here one hour and I've seen a man shagging a sheep, and now some man's wanking himself off in the bar!" "Settle down mate," the bartender told him, "you can't expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep." | ||
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