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Please don't mind my hairy leg.
People who can read Japanese, please help
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TSL-Lore
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Please don't mind my hairy leg. | ||
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weaksauce
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kaizenmx
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Mazar
United States135 Posts
Edit: pic ![[image loading]](http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/7483/66088343358421331210947.jpg) | ||
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StorrZerg
United States13919 Posts
On August 28 2009 04:16 weaksauce wrote: "by the time you can translate this, i'll have called the police" if that was true... lol | ||
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crazie-penguin
United States1253 Posts
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool | ||
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Pufftrees
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On August 28 2009 04:16 weaksauce wrote: "by the time you can translate this, i'll have called the police" Haha that's hilarious. Love the name btw... | ||
Chill
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Caller
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TSL-Lore
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LordWeird
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fanatacist
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Nylan
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Chill
Calgary25980 Posts
"あなたの膣に対する陰茎; お口の中だけの陰茎。 あなたが取得されていません すべての子をサポートします。" Hmm reverse translate seems to lose the meaning  | ||
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spinesheath
Germany8679 Posts
Seriously, fix that ASAP. | ||
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SayaSP
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
On August 28 2009 04:39 spinesheath wrote: I could never decipher that 私 (4th one in the first line). Aren't there 2 strokes missing? Seriously, fix that ASAP. fuck yeah chinese > kanji | ||
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rgfdxm
United States239 Posts
baka aho Mazar's translations look good to me. Should be どうして though? | ||
Xeofreestyler
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PH
United States6173 Posts
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spinesheath
Germany8679 Posts
Hell no, I already am too lazy to learn Kana properly! On August 28 2009 04:43 rgfdxm wrote: Doushite watashi wa dame na kanojo baka aho Mazar's translations look good to me. Should be どうして though? At least my translator doesn't know どして, but hey, many people tend to write words how they sound. | ||
Excalibur_Z
United States12235 Posts
On August 28 2009 04:39 spinesheath wrote: I could never decipher that 私 (4th one in the first line). Aren't there 2 strokes missing? Seriously, fix that ASAP. It's quite a bit different reading handwriting as opposed to fonts on a screen. I have trouble reading a few characters that are handwritten most of the time, but I could read this guy's girlfriend's message quite easily. | ||
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spinesheath
Germany8679 Posts
On August 28 2009 04:49 Excalibur_Z wrote: It's quite a bit different reading handwriting as opposed to fonts on a screen. I have trouble reading a few characters that are handwritten most of the time, but I could read this guy's girlfriend's message quite easily. I still can't find the missing strokes, even when I know where they should be  | ||
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Jibba
United States22883 Posts
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
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Kong John
Denmark1020 Posts
But you have to give us a story man! You cant just leave us hanging. | ||
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Nylan
United States795 Posts
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thunk
United States6233 Posts
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blue_arrow
1971 Posts
On August 28 2009 04:26 LordWeird wrote: Damn son you better rectify and put that bitch in her place yeah, go rectify that bitch. take some pics as you're rectifying her as well. | ||
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fanatacist
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TSL-Lore
United States412 Posts
first, thanks for the translation. my girlfriend isn't japanese, she's chinese. she just knows japanese pretty well and she knows i can't read it (i am chinese). had a bad fight last night regarding long distance issues. im working in los angeles and shes going to school in san diego (1.5 hour commute). I visit a lot (about 3 times a week) and really make the effort to show dedication cuz she's an awesome girl, but the distance is wearing her down and shes basically telling me she won't be happy unless i live near/with her. im not sure what to do at this point. should i stay with her and try my best knowing she'd be pretty unhappy or should i let her go and find someone who could be near her? her own opinion is that she doesn't want anyone else, she just wants me to move... but its difficult for me to move because i just started working here and my family is here as well (in LA). opinions? | ||
GTR
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DivinO
United States4796 Posts
On August 28 2009 06:23 GTR wrote: lol love it when a translation thread turns into a girl thread + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i29.tinypic.com/vql2rk.jpg) | ||
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blue_arrow
1971 Posts
On August 28 2009 06:20 TSL-Lore wrote: haha, okay i guess i should say something about it. first, thanks for the translation. my girlfriend isn't japanese, she's chinese. she just knows japanese pretty well and she knows i can't read it (i am chinese). had a bad fight last night regarding long distance issues. im working in los angeles and shes going to school in san diego (1.5 hour commute). I visit a lot (about 3 times a week) and really make the effort to show dedication cuz she's an awesome girl, but the distance is wearing her down and shes basically telling me she won't be happy unless i live near/with her. im not sure what to do at this point. should i stay with her and try my best knowing she'd be pretty unhappy or should i let her go and find someone who could be near her? her own opinion is that she doesn't want anyone else, she just wants me to move... but its difficult for me to move because i just started working here and my family is here as well (in LA). opinions? ehh, i personally would not consider a 1.5 commute that bad, assuming this is by public transit... however, to decide whether or not the girl is actually worth it, you should post some pics and set up a poll as per rules | ||
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fanatacist
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Also, there is definitely something psycho about writing notes on people's legs in languages they can't understand. I think you need to realize that it's time to move on (from the information you presented, anyway), and find someone in your area who will give you more back and won't be a maniac. | ||
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FastEddieV
United States614 Posts
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
LOL On August 28 2009 06:28 blue_arrow wrote: ehh, i personally would not consider a 1.5 commute that bad, assuming this is by public transit... however, to decide whether or not the girl is actually worth it, you should post some pics and set up a poll as per rules +1 Agree wholeheartedly. | ||
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TSL-Lore
United States412 Posts
On August 28 2009 06:31 fanatacist wrote: Okay bro I am going through the same shit with my girlfriend, and have had to deal with it in the past. Tell her that if you 3 times a week (which is plenty btw, people have had to deal with less) is insufficient, she could come up and visit YOU on the other days to share the burden. If she can't drive, she can use public transport. If she is unwilling to do that, then tell her that that shows already how much more you care than she does. If that is what happens, I think you should break up for your own sake. Also, there is definitely something psycho about writing notes on people's legs in languages they can't understand. I think you need to realize that it's time to move on (from the information you presented, anyway), and find someone in your area who will give you more back and won't be a maniac. She actually tries her best to come up and visit me when i'm not down there. Usually, during the weekdays, she can't do it but on the weekends she tries to come every other weekend. Another thing that is throwing a wrench in it is her mom, her mom doesn't approve of her driving (and last year, flying from san diego to san francisco) to see me, which is pretty lame. As a result, she makes less trips and it has to be under the radar somehow. When she wrote that, it was around 3 AM and i fell asleep. I think she couldn't sleep after all the shit we talked about, so I don't blame her if its a little psycho. Your brain does weird stuff when it isn't sleeping when it should be. Anyway, here's a pic for popular demand. Im not gonna base anything on a poll, cuz i know for what reasons i like her. haha. ![[image loading]](http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v18/132/70/3300095/n3300095_30902428_7596.jpg) Left most with the light tan shirt is her. She usually doesn't wear make up like this. ![[image loading]](http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1161/186/119/1210947/n1210947_42582747_9057.jpg) I like it more when she looks like this (no make up) | ||
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Chill
Calgary25980 Posts
edit: read your update! best of luck! | ||
thedeadhaji
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edit: first page | ||
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Chill
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fanatacist
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Rucky
United States717 Posts
No matter what people say about letting her go, it's all on you. If you can't because you like her so much for "whatever" the reason, then you won't. Man, what the heck, that's just me trying to be sensible. She's not worth it if she doesn't want to make it work. 3 days is god damn eternity!!! and 1.5 hours isn't even long distance. Good luck to you man. | ||
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Zalfor
United States1035 Posts
if she's too emo, then u gotta either 1) suck it up and live with it or 2) move on with life | ||
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thedeadhaji
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On August 28 2009 06:55 Chill wrote: Haji, I was so confused until I remembered what I wrote on page 1 hahaha ahaha I was so confused NOW until I saw that you posted right beofre me again | ||
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illu
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Chill
Calgary25980 Posts
On August 28 2009 07:24 illu wrote: I can't believe that was the kanji for "watashi". It was missing two strokes! =( EGADS! *Monocle pop* | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
BUT it looks like you guys are young so you know. Maybe you're not in the position to make such decisions, in which case, good luck with your commuting. | ||
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TSL-Lore
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Manifesto7
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AzureEye
United States1360 Posts
i used to drive that much everytime I saw my ex (and no, we didn't break up cause of distance reasons) | ||
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ShaLLoW[baY]
Canada12499 Posts
On August 28 2009 08:13 AzureEye wrote: omg you are fucking complaining about 1.5 hours i used to drive that much everytime I saw my ex (and no, we didn't break up cause of distance reasons) No kidding. Or you could try 6 hours. I'd suggest you don't though. | ||
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fanatacist
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On August 28 2009 08:08 Manifesto7 wrote: Since when is 6 months some magical figure that will have a "detrimental effect" on a relationship? I don't think it was meant to be a magical figure or anything, was probably a ballpark estimate, maybe from past experience on his part? I don't agree with distance being a problem in relationships - it's how the people in the relationship handle it. A lot of mature people can handle it well, without forming a strain. A lot of people can't. His girlfriend seems to fall into the latter category. | ||
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Judicator
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TSL-Lore
United States412 Posts
in the last 0.5 years, i've since moved to LA and now we're 1.5 hours apart so its not that bad, but i guess she feels that shes nearing the end of her rope for doing distance with me | ||
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fanatacist
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sudo.era
United States300 Posts
On August 28 2009 05:44 Nylan wrote: This seems like as good a place as any to fish for some decent Japanese learning resources... Pay me $20 an hour. Seriously. That's really cheap (avg is $35) and I could use the money. PM. | ||
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29 fps
United States5724 Posts
and lol @ chill's 1st page comment. + Show Spoiler + "あなたの膣に対する陰茎; お口の中だけの陰茎。 あなたが取得されていません すべての子をサポートします。" the penis in your vagina only the penis in my mouth you don't get them i will support all your children | ||
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fanatacist
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On August 28 2009 08:52 sudo.era wrote: Pay me $20 an hour. Seriously. That's really cheap (avg is $35) and I could use the money. PM. Lol. If someone asked me to teach them a language for money, I could just pretend to know it and make mad money. INTERNET SCAM IMO. ~fps29: He said she is Chinese. | ||
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29 fps
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iG.Aura
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fanatacist
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~fps29: It's not weird, it's psychopathic on many levels. | ||
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deathgod6
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Shizuru~
Malaysia1676 Posts
LoL! 1.5 hours drive away is long distance relationship?? O.o sounds like she's either that insecure or she is that obsessive... | ||
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AzureEye
United States1360 Posts
On August 28 2009 09:13 AuraCoMO wrote: i think you are the hairiest Chinese man I've ever seen you must not have seen a lot of older asian guys | ||
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Fishball
Canada4788 Posts
On August 28 2009 09:13 AuraCoMO wrote: i think you are the hairiest Chinese man I've ever seen Although they might not have hair on their chests and hands... it doesn't mean they don't have hair on their legs  | ||
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sudo.era
United States300 Posts
On August 28 2009 09:02 fanatacist wrote: Lol. If someone asked me to teach them a language for money, I could just pretend to know it and make mad money. INTERNET SCAM IMO. ~fps29: He said she is Chinese. I think it would be immediately obvious. So I'd get, what, $20? Cute. | ||
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spinesheath
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BloodDrunK
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Alizee-
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Raidy
Japan87 Posts
.doshite (どして) -> doushite (どうして) kanojou (かのじょう) -> kanojo (かのじょ) The kanji of "watashi" is wrong, and the "na" is also poorly written, but I guess I should let that slide because it's pretty hard to write on skin, haha. Just write this for her: お前は日本語が分からんから | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On August 28 2009 23:27 Raidy wrote: Her Japanese is pretty bad .doshite (どして) -> doushite (どうして) kanojou (かのじょう) -> kanojo (かのじょ) The kanji of "watashi" is wrong, and the "na" is also poorly written, but I guess I should let that slide because it's pretty hard to write on skin, haha. Just write this for her: お前は日本語が分からんから the master is here I can only read "お前は日本語が分からんから" ): | ||
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thedeadhaji
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Nylan
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snorlax
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Raidy
Japan87 Posts
On August 28 2009 23:36 Perguvious wrote: the master is here I can only read "お前は日本語が分からんから" ): omae wa nihongo ga wakaran kara "Because you don't know Japanese." omae = rude way of saying "you." wakaran = Osaka dialect for "wakaranai," or "understand." kara = because. | ||
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fanatacist
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On August 28 2009 22:35 sudo.era wrote: I think it would be immediately obvious. So I'd get, what, $20? Cute. You clearly have not manipulated someone before. I can sell anything. | ||
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konadora
Singapore66161 Posts
Baka Da (can't read, but I assume it's dame (something)) Kanojyou Aho Why am I Idiot/Stupid Bad/CMI (cannot make it) Girlfriend Idiot | ||
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konadora
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konadora
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mucker
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Excalibur_Z
United States12235 Posts
On August 29 2009 03:02 konadora wrote: Isn't the wrong kanji used for wakaranai above? Shouldn't it be 解らない? That's the first time I've seen the one you used, but both are correct I suppose. I commonly see it the first way. | ||
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fanatacist
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On August 29 2009 02:59 konadora wrote: Doushite watashi wa Baka Da (can't read, but I assume it's dame (something)) Kanojyou Aho Why am I Idiot/Stupid Bad/CMI (cannot make it) Girlfriend Idiot Read the fucking thread kona instead of using it as a free +3 posts you forum prostitute. EDIT: <3 | ||
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gngfn
United States1726 Posts
On August 29 2009 03:02 konadora wrote: Isn't the wrong kanji used for wakaranai above? Shouldn't it be 解らない? Academically, 解る is preferred in the context of understanding something like a language, but in a casual context like this it would be kind of bizarre, especially since to write it by hand is much harder. Plus even academic writing these days often just uses 分かる anyway. | ||
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Raidy
Japan87 Posts
On August 29 2009 03:02 konadora wrote: Isn't the wrong kanji used for wakaranai above? Shouldn't it be 解らない? lol who uses that kanji for that word? Leave the Japanese to me. | ||
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weaksauce
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food
United States1951 Posts
hairy chinese | ||
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food
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food
United States1951 Posts
i assume thats the thing that originally turned her on | ||
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GTR
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doktorLucifer
United States855 Posts
Are you extrapolating how good/not good he must look based on that? | ||
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food
United States1951 Posts
On August 29 2009 13:24 Thesecretaznman wrote: He posted a picture of his bloody leg. Are you extrapolating how good/not good he must look based on that? obviously btw who said anything about looking good? I look like an ape | ||
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fanatacist
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Raidy
Japan87 Posts
On August 29 2009 08:40 weaksauce wrote: People who can read Japanese, please argue for an additional 4 pages. It's pretty easy to turn this into a thirty page argument when you have half the Internet enrolled in Japanese 2 classes at community colleges. It's scary how much non-native speakers insist on correcting me on the Internet. Exactly how arrogant does somebody have to be to correct a native speaker of a language? | ||
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Nylan
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VarmVaffel
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thedeadhaji
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BOW TO ME BITCHES | ||
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nttea
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konadora
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thedeadhaji
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RoieTRS
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29 fps
United States5724 Posts
On August 30 2009 23:56 RoieTRS wrote: http://translationparty.com/#3688493 this is pretty neat. prepare for some LOLs | ||
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foeffa
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MuR)Ernu
Finland768 Posts
wow | ||
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So no fek
United States3001 Posts
This is amazing. I'll admit I threw it off a bit by adding the last part, but what the hell... http://translationparty.com/#3737269 http://translationparty.com/#3737457 | ||
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Terranlisk
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uglymoose89
United States671 Posts
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l10f
United States3241 Posts
http://translationparty.com/#3738632 <-- LOL? HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN! http://translationparty.com/#3739172 | ||
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Nylan
United States795 Posts
"Zerg Becoming a lawyer, they need to practice the skills they need to know the racial imbalance." Victim of racism? Come to Lurker & Ling, Attorneys At Law. We'll 4-pool for YOU! | ||
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Terranlisk
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nisukeapple
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On September 01 2009 00:54 MyHeroNoob wrote: http://translationparty.com/#3740020 sh*t you broke it ; _ ; | ||
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Chromyne
Canada561 Posts
May I take your daughter's hand in marriage? http://translationparty.com/#3740695 "How do I get my daughter married a human?" "How do I not get married to his daughter, a human being?" | ||
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nisukeapple
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original : "May I take your daughter's hand in marriage?" If my daughter if he is not married in the morning, you and your man? If the case of my daughter, if he is not married in the morning, you and your man? In the case of my daughter if he is not married you in the morning, you and your man If the case of my daughter, if not married in the morning, he, you and your man? | ||
MrHoon
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Casting Magic = Shit??? | ||
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e4e5nf3
Canada599 Posts
http://translationparty.com/#3741428 | ||
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e4e5nf3
Canada599 Posts
In regards to the original topic of this thread, the early 20's are always a rough time to have a relationship because people still don't have steady jobs, have a tendency to move around a lot, and are learning the ropes of being a real adult with responsibilities. She has to understand that the relationship is going to be strained at this time, but it won't be forever. I think media and the shortened attention span of people nowadays fools them into thinking problems that require time and patience to resolve have to be resolved NOW. Think about it. The only thing that changed about the relationship was the distance. Once schooling is finished and both of you are financially stable and can afford your own place to live, distance is no longer a factor. True, a couple of years waiting until that happens feels like an eternity, but in the long term, if you happen to stay with this girl for the rest of your lives, what is a couple of years? It's a drop in the bucket. | ||
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Mora
Canada5235 Posts
halp? | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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blue_arrow
1971 Posts
On September 01 2009 14:18 Cambium wrote: バカ is a funny word, I don't think most people know its kanji is 馬鹿 lol are you serious? how do you pronouce it in japanese? also baka or something is how you pronouce idiot right | ||
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
On September 01 2009 15:02 blue_arrow wrote: lol are you serious? how do you pronouce it in japanese? also baka or something is how you pronouce idiot right uh it's pronounced baka lol horse deer | ||
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illu
Canada2531 Posts
On September 01 2009 15:02 blue_arrow wrote: lol are you serious? how do you pronouce it in japanese? also baka or something is how you pronouce idiot right Both read 'baka', but written differently. If I was to write it I'd go with the simplier version as writing on someone's leg can be taxing. | ||
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Kentor
United States5784 Posts
shit didn't reach equilibrium | ||
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